Can a person who is less than 1.6 meters tall be a crispy duck?

Can You Be a Crispy Duck If You Are Less Than 1.6 Meters? Author: Elsawhere

Introduction

Copywriter:

Don't know, but less than 1.6 meters, life is a fart

No thanks for the invitation, there is nothing to be thankful for in this kind of thing, I believe that there is no need for any dwarf to be thanked if his height is exposed on the Internet.

Zhihu body, short and small, Bojun smiles

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Small glutinous rice balls at the foot of the mountain 18:39

No thanks.

I don't know how Liu Kanshan can tell at a glance that I am not tall enough to be 1.6 meters tall, but a robot is not afraid of being beaten, and my father forgave him.

Let me introduce first, a sophomore in LZ who studies mechanics. The school is in a famous coastal city. I tested the rigid body the day before yesterday. The electronic scale used by the goddamn school this time, the height bar weighed down my 2cm hair. And he didn't round up, so I had to give me a whole 159.8cm.

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I know that many young ladies must be envious of my weight of more than 70 catties. To be honest, I have kept four meals a day and one catty of milk per meal for so many years. However, I have not achieved either of the two goals of gaining weight and height. I am also very distressed.

Let me tell you about a very inconvenient place. Last year, the senior sister of our school's literature and art department abducted me to do cheerleading. You know that there are not many girls in engineering such as machinery. The whole school didn't find anyone who was lighter than me. Yes, so other schools lift girls for difficult moves, and our school lifts me.

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This year I became the director of the office of the college, which is awesome, but the classmate who danced with me last year (also the current head of the literature and art department) said that there is still no one who is younger than me among the freshmen. Ask me to give guidance and talk about my experience above.

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To be honest, I have been in the rivers and lakes for so many years, but I haven't been down there yet.

I knew they were going to take the opportunity to put me on the stage again, after all they could pick me up with any little girl.

Is it because the man has become fat or short, and has no attack power in the eyes of these little house sparrows?

I also have no dignity in our department. Although the deputy director and the officers are very obedient to me, they treat me like a child and don't let me do any work.

Do you feel very happy?Damn, I'm going to run for chairman next year. If I don't do any work, can the teacher see me?

Our department takes photos, as long as I’m not included, it’s a warm and harmonious family, as long as I’m in the photo, any photo will be a fucking giant sand sculpture.

Originally, I didn't want to poke my own pain, so I let it out for your praise.

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This small three rounds was sponsored by a fruit shop when we held the Mid-Autumn Festival party before. The owner was very kind and delivered the sponsored fruits in the small three rounds.The next day we went to return the car, but the mother had to put me in the car. A group of people pushed behind me stupidly, and took dozens of photos, but they still didn't let me get out.

I don't know if boys under 1.6 meters tall have to be crispy ducks, but I know that boys under 1.6 meters in height live a fucking life.

I have to get up and go to self-study at night, and I am going to take the CET-[-] exam. If any master sees my answer and is willing to tutor me for a while, please private message me, thank you.

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Small glutinous rice balls at the foot of the mountain 18:42

First of all, I would like to thank everyone for your praise. I didn't expect that someone would read my answer, so I am happy.

Some people say that I am digressing, and some people say that I just write nonsense because I don’t know what the crispy skin duck means. I disagree.Didn't I write it yet?The society is too impetuous now, can everyone be a little patient?

Some people think I swear too much, the society around me is so dark, why don't you allow me to swear?Cut off your legs by [-] centimeters and try to feel the world in my eyes?

To put it bluntly, I am closer to my 1.9-meter roommate, and he thought I was going to give him a mouth.

You said I don't pretend to be a little bit awesome, what if he grabs me on a whim one day and uses it as his Feiji cup?

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I ask everyone to rest assured that I know what Crispy Duck means. If you don’t want to watch me babble about daily life, I’ll just get right to the point.

The person I want to talk about is from a senior vocational school, and now he is the director of the external relations department of a higher vocational college. When I first entered the school, I discriminated against the senior vocational school (because I met him, the discrimination gradually disappeared). After all, we are serious. Those who got in this exam live in the same dormitory as their junior college students who paid more money, and the faculty is similar, so there will always be a little imbalance in their hearts, right?

I know there must be people who want to talk about this paragraph, if you don’t want to read it, delete it, don’t scold me, just express how much he has influenced me.

The head of the external relations department, let me call him Han Mubo, because my favorite star is Han Mubo, not to say that this minister has anything to do with Han Mubo, just saying Han Mubo's name makes me happy, okay?

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We knew each other when I was a freshman who organized the six-academy fellowship. We all know that this kind of thing organized by several academies must involve the issue of jurisdiction. That day, the stage was full of people. There was no work at all for half a day.

At that time, I was assigned by my senior sister to manage the microphone of the leader. Those who have done this job must know that the noise was too loud to try when the microphone was tested. I stood behind a desk and played with my mobile phone, waiting for the group at 05:30 The grandson went to eat and try the wheat again.

Let me add one more sentence. At that time, our senior sister didn’t ask me to do any work at all. She looked at me all day and hated that I couldn’t resist my shoulders and couldn’t pick it up. Damn, even if I’m short, I’m still a man, okay? Don't look at me like I have abs, she preconceived that I'm a waste, what can I do?

Didn't you stay in the hospital for a defense? I thought it would be okay to give me a deputy director. Of course, I went there without much preparation.Later, when the announcement came out, I was actually the director, and I was shocked, because other departments would tell the next session who was going to stay before the official defense. Our office knew that I was going to be kept as an official, except for me. He kept it from me alone, and said he was going to give me a birthday surprise.

I went to your mother's birthday surprise.

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Later, I asked our senior sister why she kept me, and she actually said that because I am short, it can create a cohesive force in the office.

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What is it that because I am short can make the office cohesive?I'm not fucking glue!

Accidentally wrote too much, and I have to go to the evening self-study again. Someone asked me why I still have to go to the evening self-study in my sophomore year. Hmph, I like to study, can’t I?

I don't know if you like it or not, I'll write it after I like it more than a hundred, wild and heart-warming.

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Small glutinous rice balls at the foot of the mountain 17:52

My fancy kneeling spiral ascends to heaven, thank you for your praise! !

Some people think that I have written so many words and haven't mentioned the hero, am I not human?Where did you put my face?

Okay, I’m starting to write now. Didn’t I say that I was playing with my mobile phone behind the desk, and suddenly I felt someone put an arm on my head, it was very heavy, so I tilted my head and dropped the arm, but he put it on again .

I looked up and took his arm off again, only to see that the guy was tall, probably on par with my roommate who is 1.9 meters tall. Everyone knows that the lights on both sides of the stage are dim, and I didn’t have time to see him clearly. He has only one arm. It hit me right in the face.

My feelings at that moment can only be described by this picture↓

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He hit me on the bridge of the nose, which is one of the few good things about my face.I patted that buddy angrily: "Hey, brother."

"I rely on!"

He was startled when he looked down and saw me, and sprayed his saliva directly on my lips.

"You just put your arm on my head, didn't you feel it?"

"Damn, I'm sorry, I didn't see anyone here."

Everyone standing next to me started laughing. Anyway, I was used to this kind of ridicule since I was a child, so I didn't care.Then the buddy squatted down and asked me like looking after a child: "Are you okay?"

I just wanted to say something to him, when I saw, Wai Ri, he's so fucking handsome, I'm not bragging, I've never seen such a handsome boy.

My 1.9-meter roommate is a pure stupid big guy, but this guy is very refreshing. He also just went through military training. He is not too dark. He has thick eyebrows, big eyes and double eyelids. The shape of his lips is also good-looking. The piercings are just right.

The most important thing is that he doesn't have much hair on his arms, but his legs are thick. Shall I fucking blow up this type?

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I even forgave him for spitting on my mouth and licked it uncontrollably.

The perfume he sprays is the one I like very much. I don’t know if anyone knows about JPG. The perfume from this brand has always been known as "gay fragrance". It has a strong pollen-like musk fragrance. What does that mean to gay?

But it is impossible for me to conclude that he is gay based on this point. After all, there are many pirated perfumes nowadays, and he may just not be able to tell the difference between genuine and pirated ones, and he may be a straight man who sprayed gay perfume by mistake.

I also want to know if there are straight men who like JPG?If there is something, tell me crabs in the comment area.

I'm afraid some people will wait, so let me say something first, we're not together yet, we're good friends, I don't dare to say it, you have to ask why, I'm cowardly, okay?

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Anyway, the year I fell in love with him was not fruitless, I used to go to the sea together during the summer vacation, and the two of us even took a picture of me riding on his shoulders