This script is going to be cool [Rebirth]

As the excerpt fell to the ground, the soul of Master Pan, Minister of the Ministry of Rites, had ascended to the sky.I looked at the earth-colored Minister of Rites, sitting on the dragon chair with various convulsions, but my mind was still functioning freely.In such a frightening plot, I suddenly decided to pick up my long-lost trick - giving up on myself.

The few officials who had been scornful of Shangshu just now were puffing out their chests with sarcasm.I raised my foot, aimed at the one with the straightest neck, and kicked the fold out.I used the strength of breastfeeding in this footwork, and the accuracy was also up to the mark.Although my boots also flew out, they landed where they should have landed one after the other.The zhezi hit the man's face, and the boot rumbled to the center of the hall, mobilizing the nerves of the officials again.

Zhezi gradually slipped down with nosebleeds, and my Prime Minister Zhong, who had already ascended to the Nine Heavens Temple, finally descended, and said slowly but loudly: "It has been agreed that the Ministry of Rites will take full responsibility for the repair of the imperial mausoleum. You wait for Yue Zu to do it for you, what is it?" Intentions? Taking advantage of His Highness's benevolence and filial piety, to make arbitrarily assertive claims and ignore the deficit of the national treasury, what is the intention? The victims of the disaster are suffering, but you are busy fighting for favor and praise, and your heart can be punished!"

"Furthermore," General Wei stepped forward and revealed another troublesome matter: "A while ago, Hangu Pass was raided by Ashina. General Ji Ou was killed in battle, and his wife and children were killed by Ashina's men." Captured. The other party offered a high ransom, otherwise the whole family would be beheaded for public display. General Ji died fighting for the country, but we couldn’t even get the money to redeem his wife and children. You are still here with confidence!”

I do remember such a thing.Zhong Bochen mentioned half a sentence before, but I didn't take it to heart.When General Wei said this, I suddenly realized that I had written about this in the script.It's just that my emperor brother took over the matter at the time, how did he handle it?

This little bastard didn't deal with it.If he couldn't get any money, he could only let General Ji Ou's wife and children live and die.However, the reality is that they can only die, not live.Ashina, the bastard, killed General Ji's wife and children, and threw his head outside the city gate, which completely chilled the hearts of the guards.

I'm sure I can't stop thinking about the life of a living person as a trifle.Just as he was thinking about how to deal with this matter, he heard a murmur from an unknown corner at the back of the hall: "Didn't Hangu Pass be broken once in his hands?"

Hey, what I said, don't say that Uncle Wei is not willing to listen, I can't stand it anymore.As soon as Lu Jiuan picked up my boots, I picked them up and threw them out: "Who was blasphemy there just now, stand up!"

At the back of the main hall, the officials who had been eating melons vacated a small area with a whoosh, and left an unlucky guy in the center of the open space.On a sunny day, the sun shone in impartially, illuminating the round open space as abruptly as a stage troupe.I pointed to the top of the unlucky guy's head and asked, "Who is this?"

Seeing the excitement, the minister put his hands in his hands and replied, "Your Highness, this is the Minister of the Household Department. Oh, by the way, I am the Secretary of the Ministry of Officials. Your Highness may not know him yet."

I glanced at him and remembered his goatee.I turned my attention to the servant of the household department again.

"You seem to have a unique opinion on guarding the gate?" Lu Jiuan retrieved the boots for me again with no effort, and lowered his head to put them on my feet.I put on my boots and ran down the jade steps.As soon as the feet stand low, it's a little more comfortable.

"On the battlefield, things change rapidly. The east wind is unfavorable or the weather is not allowed. It is a helpless defeat. What's more, you guys are not at peace!" I was so angry that I was so irritable that I smashed this stupid pig like an angry bird: "Have you ever fought a war? Have you passed the gate?! No, right? Well, this king will give you this chance. Don't do anything with the Ministry of Finance, go guard the gate!"

"Your Highness!, He made a slip of the tongue...His Highness, please be kind..." A minister squeezed out from the crowd, intending to grab the servant of the household department.The Minister of the Ministry of Officials glanced at him, with a look of smugness on his face: "Your Highness, this is the Minister of the Household Department."

"I know, I know." I didn't appreciate the kind tour guide, Minister of the Ministry of Officials, and interrupted him irritably: "It's a talent to lose such a slip of the tongue. Don't be condescending, get out!"

This is learned from General Wei.It's just that I'm not as aggressive as him.

I never thought, I just said it so casually, he was really forked out.The one who takes the lead is my dog ​​leg - Comrade Xu Changzhi.

have to.Then I remembered that Xu Changzhi was the imperial guard.Looking at his reckless appearance, Bao Buqi is still a leader.

The servant of the household department was pushed away crying, and there was no turning back for me.So I just didn't do anything, turned around and pointed at someone who had just been slapped in the face by Zhezi: "Who are you?!"

"Return to Your Highness, this is the prefect of Yizhou." The Minister of the Ministry of Officials couldn't help being addicted to the tour guide, but this time his tone was a little more flattering.

There were two lines of nosebleeds on the face of the prefect of Yizhou, and his face was as white as a wall.I don't know why, but suddenly I felt a fire in my heart.Maybe the impetus of the fake wine has not passed yet, or it may be that the useless spirit accumulated in the stomach is now released all at once.So I pointed at the prefect of Lizhou and yelled coldly: "What does it have to do with you for the good harvest in Lizhou! Do you have any credit for it?! But it is a good place to be sealed, and the people are hardworking. The people are working hard The food you have saved for most of the day is not for you to please! You will be fined for one year, and you will be forced to work in the fields for this king tomorrow! Don’t appear in front of this king until your hands are full of ten calluses!"

Immediately, the prefect of Yizhou couldn't care less about the nosebleed, and knocked his head on the ground with a bang: "Your Highness, calm down! I'm guilty!"

"Get out!" I waved my hand, and the long-legged Comrade Xu Changzhi crossed the prefect of Yizhou again very politely and went out.

After the prefect of Yizhou was forked away, his friends were all terrified, wishing they could smash the floor and beg my forgiveness.I didn't bother to talk to them, so when my temper came up, I started to speak out:

"You threw me on this dragon chair today because you just want to be an emperor. Then I will tell you clearly that the emperor will be whoever he likes, and I don't want to be an emperor."

That's how I told the truth.As soon as these words came out, there was a sound of gasping for air in the hall.Even Zhong Bochen coughed a few times, pretending to be cold.

I don't care.This is in my script!What am I afraid of!

"It's not easy to be an emperor. It's even more difficult to be an emperor in our country. When I was young, I accidentally went out to be a proton, and a good prince was a grandson for others. It was so easy to grow up and be missed by two assassins. Today I was stabbed to the point of leaking air, and tomorrow I will be poisoned to the point of leaking the wind. If I die, I can still survive; if the rescue is not timely, I will die on the spot. At that time, will you have to argue for several months and cannot decide whether to repair it or not? Grave?" I rubbed my aching stomach and snorted coldly.

"Your minister is terrified..." The terrified ministers made concerted efforts to kneel down like wheat lying on the ground, and sincerely begged me not to speak any more.

However, I still want to say.

"You are all good at making claims, thinking that the emperor's mausoleum must be resplendent and resplendent, and collected all the anointed embroideries from all over the world to bury the late emperor. As everyone knows, the father doesn't like these things at all. You piled up those gold, silver and jade objects His coffin said to make the late emperor happy. In fact, the late emperor just wanted to slap the coffin board and scold you."

"If you really want to make the late emperor happy, cut off Ashina's head as a sacrifice to him; or let the late emperor see that our treasury is full of snowflakes and silver, and the granaries are full, so that the common people no longer have to suffer from being displaced. .This is called ability.”

"You don't forget how the late emperor died! He died in battle! And the murderer is still at ease outside the pass. Watch you stupid guys tear each other down!"

"To please the dead, to amuse the living. All your knowledge has been learned in the stomach of a dog."

There was no sound in the main hall.I finally smashed the boulder I held in my heart to pieces and squirted it all out like a peashooter.Although there are countless accidental injuries, I don't care.

My script is up to me.

I yelled angrily, cleared my throat, and started the text.I think it's time to be punished, and it's time to deal with the business.So I looked at the hamster-like, weak and helpless Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites: "Master Pan, the imperial tomb of the father. It doesn't leak the rain, doesn't get caught in the wind, it can be considered decent. As for what to do, You make up your own mind. If there is someone else who gets in your way, just take off your boots and slap him."

"Your Highness is wise!" The Minister of Rites instantly put the broken guts back in place.I never thought I would add another sentence.

"Leave me a vacant seat and build a tomb for two people...forget it, it's still a single person." I carefully looked at Zhong Bochen again.Zhong Bochen seemed to have sensed something, and looked up.

I hurriedly withdrew my gaze, inexplicably guilty.I don't know why I kind of want a double tomb.Maybe for my future queen.But judging from my progress of being assassinated every three days and being poisoned every two days, I can survive enough to marry a wife in this script.From a pessimistic point of view, the fairy sister who kicked me back to my soul may become the only woman in my life who has intimate contact with me.Although it is in contact with the sole of the shoe.

Minister of the Ministry of Rites was shocked by my thought of repairing the grave, so he rolled and took a step forward on the spot: "Your Highness! It's unlucky!"

I ignored him and looked at the Minister of the Ministry of Officials: "Shang Shu of the Ministry of Officials, for the two missing officials and the two extra vacancies, you can find a suitable person to fill them up. Who else is occupying the position? Do personnel matters. Kill what should be killed, and change what should be replaced. Stop talking nonsense with me."

"...Yes..." The Minister of the Ministry of Officials swallowed bitterly with a dazed expression on his face.Apparently, I've found him an offending job.

I looked at Zhong Bochen, who was standing on the sidelines again: "Prime Minister, you should discuss with General Wei about the redemption of General Ji Ou's family. In addition, Songzhou and other places were hit by disasters, so you can handle the relief work. When necessary Open warehouses to release food. Remember, we will keep the victims and soldiers full in the future. We people in the imperial capital are hungry, and we will not die."

"Minister Zunzhi." Zhong Bochen looked up at me, his expression seemed to be a little more probing, or maybe not.I don't know if the word 'Zunzhi' was done on purpose or just a slip of the tongue.

My head froze and my eye sockets puckered.The wound on my stomach pulled my chest, along my neck, and spread all the way to my back molars.So I didn't bother to think about Zhong Bochen's intentions, but waved to Lu Jiuan, and after he helped me up, I said, "I'm tired, let's talk in private if you have anything to do." Then I retreated towards.

When I walked out of the main hall, I subconsciously glanced back, and was surprised to find that none of the officials had left, and they were all stuck on the ground in a daze.I didn't care about them, I just wanted to lie down on the couch and let Lu Jiuan see if the wound on my stomach had collapsed.

As expected, my hunches about bad things were always right.After just sitting for a while, the thick bandage seeped blood, staining the underwear sticky.

Shangguan Xia ran in with the medicine box, put his hands together and frowned immediately: "Your Highness, I shouldn't be going this morning."

"I don't want to go! I'm being carried away!" Not only did I feel the pain, but I also felt the itch of death.Seeing me twisting back and forth like a catfish, Shangguan Xia immediately pressed my waist, and his tone sank: "Your Highness, your injury is very deep. If you don't take care of it properly, you will have serious problems."

Shangguan Xia made me some terribly bitter traditional Chinese medicine soup, which made me almost lose my attachment to this world again.I patted myself on the couch, thinking wildly, and after reviewing today's events, I realized that I had inadvertently said a lot of unspeakable things, and it seemed that I had swearing.

I gnawed at the skin of the pillow and snickered.I said I won't go, but you must let me go!It's all right now, my 'bad temper', 'rough appearance', 'dirty mouth' His Royal Highness Li, must not be able to catch the eyes of all modest gentlemen.Change the dragon chair and wipe it with someone else, I won’t accompany you anymore!

Be happy, don't get fat in happiness, just be happy... fall asleep.My salted fish, who had turned the corner, fell drowsy, and suddenly felt a chill in my stomach when my consciousness was lax, and then I smelled the faint fragrance of medicine.

I didn't move, thinking that red dates or red beans were applying ointment to me.It's just that the two of them seem to be extra careful today, and they don't poke open my newly scabbed scars as often as they did a few days ago.I was very satisfied, and snorted: "Rub my legs...tei hurts..."

I accidentally bit my tongue.

The man took a thin cloth sheet, covered my stomach, and pinched my calf.As soon as he started, I knew something was wrong.This big hand should not be the hand of my two delicate little maids.So I lifted my eyelids and took a look.

I saw Zhong Bochen kneeling beside my feet, pinching my calf little by little, rubbing it carefully from top to bottom.The sleeves of his wide official robe brushed against the crook of my leg and itched.I froze and suddenly sat up straight.The wound on the stomach opened with a whoosh, and a stream of blood shot out...