This script is going to be cool [Rebirth]

What I thought was a foolproof strategy suddenly turned into a meat bun beating a dog with no return.The Minister of the Ministry of Officials and the Minister of the Ministry of War were so earnest, and they trained me so coldly that I almost collapsed.I asked the two of them to keep an eye on Qi Guo's movements at all times, and then ran into Jiaming Palace in a hurry.

As soon as I entered the house, I was blinded by the flash.I saw Zhong Bochen, like the empress of the Jiaming Palace, lying half-lying on the couch with a lazy expression, two maids were waiting on him, serving tea and pouring water and pinching his shoulders. Changing the bandage for him, and me lying on the head of the bed in admiration towards the only prince, "Brother Prime Minister, teach me to read in the future?"

I slapped Cen Man on the ass: "Didn't you see that your prime minister brother was injured! Go, go, play."

Cen Man clutched his ass and threw himself into my arms coquettishly: "Uncle Wu, where did you go to play? Why didn't you take me with you!"

"I'm almost playing the prime minister to death. You should be more careful." I pinched Cen Man's face, and opened his mouth to look at it: "No, the teeth have grown. Do your homework carefully." Go, well done Fifth Uncle rewards the prime minister as your master."

Cen Man smiled happily for a while, and then asked me to squat down and whisper to him: "Uncle Wu, hasn't my father written to me yet?"

"Your father trusts me, he knows your fifth uncle and I won't sell you little brat, so I don't worry about you, and don't need to write a letter." My words were forced comfort.After all, the eldest brother hasn't written a letter for three years, so it's a bit embarrassing to be a father.

Fortunately, Cen Man doesn't know how to worry, or he is really like what the elder brother said, his temper follows me, and he is more patient.After I coaxed him a few words, he ran out of the house to find Xu Changzhi to practice kung fu.

I waved away the crowd, put a soft pillow behind Lady Zhong, and told him about the defection of Duke Pei and Prince Dian, and the breaking of diplomatic relations between Kingdom Shengxuan and our court.I thought Prime Minister Zhong would have to scold me a few words, but I never thought that he would inexplicably laugh after hearing this: "Breakdown? Very good."

I hurriedly touched his forehead: "Did you break your brain?"

Zhong Bochen was in a happy mood, and his smile became even brighter: "Since Li Qing ascended the throne, except for a few transactions between Shengxuan Kingdom and our court, the status of "alliance" has already existed in name only. What's more, Li Qing dared to covet you back then. I have long wanted to find an excuse to kill him..."

"Stop, stop." I looked at Zhong Bochen who was so excited that his head hurt: "The biggest problem now is whether Qi Guoguo will join hands with Sheng Xuanguo. If the two of them unite, we will be alone and helpless. Now Alan Sang is too busy to take care of himself, and we can't expect them to rise up in a short time and suppress Ashina. If we lose Qi Guo as an ally again, it won't be raining overnight."

"Xiao Wu, don't worry, I won't let Li Qing cooperate with Qi Guo." Zhong Bochen said firmly: "It's just that Prince Dian and Duke Pei defected suddenly, and it's really thought-provoking at such a time. "

Having said that, I suddenly wondered if the people who ordered Cheng Pu behind the scenes were Pei Guogong and others?If they were really so ambitious, I would have given them money for nothing, but it would have made that boy Li Qing cheaper.

However, Zhong Bochen felt that the matter might not be that simple.If Duke Pei and others are collaborating with the Turks, why are they running to Shengxuan?Shouldn't you go to Ashina?What's more, they ran to Shengxuan Kingdom, which meant that they destroyed the power and image they had painstakingly cultivated for many years.What's more, Li Qing would not wait to see them too much, at most he would give it to a Hou Ye who has no real power.There must be some secret reason why they did such a thankless thing.

I heard that Zhong Bochen's analysis was very reliable, so I directly threw the pot at him.Zhong Bochen saw that I was cheating, and took advantage of my unpreparedness to pull me into his arms, and whispered in my ear: "This minister will naturally share His Highness's worries. It's just that it's a pity that this minister has not recovered from his serious injury. Should Your Highness give some rewards?" ?”

Hearing his warm and mellow voice, I felt numb in my heart. I was about to ask him what he wanted, when I lowered my head, I suddenly realized that the Prime Minister had already untied my belt.I hastily slapped his paw away: "Aren't you honest with the injuries all over your body? Do you want to die under the peony flower, and be a ghost?"

"Xiao Wu, I don't do anything. I just want you to come up and rest for a while, and don't worry about anything else." Zhong Bochen's words always have an inexplicable sense of comfort, which instantly calmed me who was still immersed in a series of blows just now. Without hesitation, she took off her robe and climbed onto the couch, lying beside him.Zhong Bochen immediately hugged me and squinted his eyes and said, "It's still the most secure when I hold you in my arms."

I think so too.If it wasn't for this troubled world, I really want to be a fool and sleep with my big baby in my arms every day.It's a pity that I was born at a bad time, and every morning when I wake up, I feel lucky-my head is still on my neck, which is very good.Where is the enjoyment.

It's just that I'm really tired.I didn't close my eyes for several days and nights, and when I saw that Zhong Bochen was fine, I deflated like a balloon in an instant, and immediately fell asleep as soon as I got into the warm bed.I arched my head to avoid Zhong Bochen's injuries, put my arms around his waist and murmured: "Wake me up in an hour..." and then fell asleep.

Zhong Bochen asked in a low voice the moment I fell asleep: "I always think that dream is very unlucky... Why don't you kill Li Qing? What do you think, Your Highness... You acquiesced? Okay..."

I was so sleepy that I couldn't even open my mouth to answer him.When I woke up after a long sleep, it was already late at night.The lights in the room were lit, and Zhong Bochen beside me disappeared, and the place where he slept was already cold.

I was so flustered that I got up and looked around for him without putting on my shoes.Zhong Bochen was sitting in front of the desk to handle official business, when he saw me running over barefoot, he quickly stood up while supporting the table and persuaded me to go back to the bed.I was annoyed and blamed him for not taking his body seriously.Zhong Bochen didn't take it seriously: "I've rested long enough. Xiao Wu doesn't have to worry. In the afternoon, I met with the Minister of the Ministry of War and scolded him."

I was shocked, and hurriedly asked him why he scolded the Minister of the Ministry of War.However, Zhong Bochen reprimanded Minister of the Ministry of War in every detail.One was disrespect, His Highness escaped death, and he, a courtier, did not show it; the other was incompetence, when Pei Guogong defected, he actually shifted the blame to His Highness, completely forgetting his duty.Finally came to the conclusion: "Xiao Wu, you dote on these old guys too much."

Hearing his indignant speech, I always felt that he was more suitable to be Regent than I was.It would be great if the prime minister promised me to take over the throne for a few years, everyone can rest assured that I won't be so worried.It's just that I can't force him to do things he doesn't want to do.The two of us chatted for a whole night, and went along with the current situation. In the end, we could only helplessly admit that Shengxuan Kingdom could not fight, after all, the Turks were the biggest enemy.If Sheng Xuanguo dragged her energy, I'm afraid something would go wrong.

However, Prime Minister Zhong Da was obviously not the kind of person who could swallow his anger.He believed that Li Qing provoked him in the dream, and provoked him again in reality.Such a restless thing must suffer.So the prime minister decided to do something.

I don't know exactly what he did. I only know that within two months, Shengxuan had a civil war.The reason was that Li Qing wanted to show his sincerity by throwing his son, who was a gift when he married his wife, to Qi State as a hostage.As soon as the imperial decree was issued, the eighth prince, who was defeated in the battle for succession due to his bad background, suddenly rose up and fought inseparably with Li Qing.Not only that, but the eighth prince also revealed a shocking secret - Li Qing's not his own son, but his.

So Li Qing changed from voluntarily wearing a cuckold to kidnapping his brother and wife.The princess who had become a queen cried and complained everywhere, scolding Li Qing to the point of being ugly.A court drama was staged vigorously, Li Qing was tossed into confusion, and was even spit on by the common people.

Not only that, Zhong Dacheng wrote an article night after night, describing the love between Li Qing's queen and the eighth prince as a sadomasochistic love.Coupled with his good writing, I almost burst into tears when I read it.This article quickly spread widely in Shengxuan Kingdom, and was adapted into various versions by storytellers, and it became very popular for a while.The "bitter mandarin ducks" of the Eighth Prince and the Empress were sought after by the common people, and Li Qing's not-so-good image immediately became completely cold.Without the power of the queen's mother's family, the throne is no longer stable. When it comes to the five cities promised to Qi Guo, it is obviously lack of confidence.

Qi Guoguo is an old fritter.He was already dissatisfied with Li Qing, after all, Li Qing had discredited Princess Chunxi back then.Now that Shengxuan country is in chaos, not keeping everything in order will become a hot potato and drag him down.After comparison, Qi Guo decided not to associate with Sheng Xuan Guo.Although our Dynasty was poor and divided into two halves, the Southern and Northern Dynasties resumed trade, and there were faint signs of reunification.Therefore, in comparison, our court is still safer than Sheng Xuanguo.

So when Li Qing asked Qi State for support, the king of Qi State didn't explicitly refuse, and kicked the ball to us, saying that I gave the sixth most beloved prince to Qi State, and the two countries married, what do you think? It's not impossible to let me help you, but you have to ask me if my "in-laws" are happy.

So Li Qing really sent a secret letter like the two hundred and five, the main idea is as follows: "Ziqian, do you still love me? Have you forgotten the childhood years between us? We reconciled Are you good as before?", it was outrageous.

Prime Minister Zhong snatched the letter from me, took a look at it, then turned around and pressed me on the bed and groped: "Childhood sweetheart? Huh?"

I was scratched by him, and I was shaking so that the flowers and branches trembled: "Listen to what he is talking about! This king will answer right now-I have never loved you, Bao Xiao, you fell into the water with my mother, and I was swimming around .”

Zhong Bochen obviously didn't know what kind of stalk it was, so he tickled me again and then let go.I suddenly wanted to make a big death.

I want to write a reply letter that can fool Li Qing into a circle, make him think that I still love him, and make him unable to see the situation clearly.I told Zhong Bochen my thoughts, but I never thought that Brother Zhong would ask him to dictate my writing.Then the first sentence is: "The old man enters my dream, so that I will remember each other..."

I immediately threw the pen out: "It's disgusting! Besides, how can I have such a literary talent, and I can still recite poems!"

Brother Zhong was very satisfied with my performance, and said with a half-smile: "If you know it's disgusting, you are not allowed to write to Li Qing, even fake ones."

I scratched my head, but I still couldn't let go of the thought of cheating Li Qing.So that night, taking advantage of Zhong Bochen's deep sleep, I got up in fear and wrote like a thief: "Seeing a letter is like meeting..."

After finishing writing, I asked Xu Changzhi to pass it on in person.In the letter, I said that I wanted Li Qing to go to heaven and earth, and I really regret being treated as a puppet regent. After going through thousands of sails, I found that I still love you the most!Come back into my arms!

Of course, I retched and retched after reading it.

Brother Zhong naturally didn't know that the person next to him had secretly sent a "love letter" to his ex-rival, otherwise he would have eaten me alive.I secretly had fun for several days, immersed in the thrill of revenge on Li Qing, I never thought that I would play too big this time.

Comrade Li Qing, our scumbag of two generations, lost out to me, the king of screenwriters who is full of literary talents. After reading my letter, he repeatedly sighed, "There is true love in the world. Ziqian and I are the same. Love".On a dark and windy night, Li Qing came.

That's right, he's here. He escaped from the turbulent Shengxuan country, and came to our country overnight. He entered the palace to have an audience, and expressed his willingness to reconcile with us.This matter spread across the sky immediately, the officials were in an uproar, Qi State was shocked, all the people of Shengxuan State looked forward to the emperor who fled with their tails between their legs, and I...

I really feel that my brain is sick, isn't it just looking for trouble!

When the Prime Minister learned that I had written a reply to Li Qing and recruited this ancestor, he was so angry that he almost ordered me to be punished on the spot, and asked me to stay in Jiaming Palace with illness and send Li Qing back.I cried and said that I would correct my mistakes, but my heart was still crawling forward on the road to death.

Can I let go of this historic meeting?Of course not!I've already made a fool of myself, so I might as well just keep doing it and see how capable Li Qing is to come to my territory and act wildly.

So that night, I asked Xu Changzhi to deliver the letter, and asked Li Qing to have a private conversation in the back garden.Xu Changzhi had an expression as if he had eaten a fly, and he was extremely disdainful of my "two-footed" performance.I didn't bother to explain, so I asked him to find a way to delay the prime minister and give me time for a "private meeting".Xu Changzhi chose "loyalty" at a time when loyalty and righteousness could not be both, and against his conscience, he called Shangguan Xia to examine Zhong Bochen's injuries, wasting time.

So I successfully met Li Qing.From far away, I saw him standing in the garden with his hands behind his back, looking up at the 45-degree sky, watching the moon and crying, saying plausibly: "Whether the old friend will come tonight, I will teach people to stand up to the shadow of the phoenix tree..." Halfway through the reading, see me go Come on, immediately reach out to me like the leading man in a TV series, and say affectionately, "Ziqian, come here."

I suddenly felt that I was like Ximen Qing, facing this Pan Jinlian with her own peach blossom special effect, I couldn't hold back... I wanted to pick a brick and chop him off.However, the person in my family is not "Wu Dalang" but Wu Song. If he knew that I was meeting Li Qing privately, he would have to tear me apart with his bare hands.Time is urgent, so I hurried to get down to business.

However, it turns out that if you don't die, you won't die.