This script is going to be cool [Rebirth]

When the "elderly tourist group" headed by Pei Guogong and Prince Dian came to the gate of the palace aggressively, I waved my hand, and the ritual and music officials immediately started playing music. They lined up on both sides and shouted three times: "Welcome to all princes and dukes!" For a while, the sky was full of gongs and drums, and colorful flags were fluttering.

The "tourist group" immediately flinched, with dazed faces, I squeezed out of the crowd, shook hands with all of them with a smile on my face, and said hello to all of them: "Everyone, are you all right? Enter the palace quickly, the banquet has already been set ! Waiting for everyone to take their seats!"

Duke Pei, the oldest of the seniority, immediately stepped forward: "Your Highness..."

I suddenly rushed forward with a bear hug, hugged Pei Guogong's neck and howled dryly: "Pei Guogong! This king misses you so much! You hugged me when I was young. My wet nurse said, This king pissed all over you when he got excited?"

Mr. Pei Guo was strangled until his old face turned purple, and the wrinkles on his head were crowded like QR codes.I don't have a mobile phone these days. If I could scan it with my mobile phone, I might be able to scan a line of large bold and black words: "The regent is not a fool?"

Under this suffocating enthusiasm, Duke Pei's brain suddenly lost the signal, and he stood there in a daze.Prince Dian hastily took the position of head of the tour group, and bowed to me: "Your Highness, I'll wait..."

"What are you waiting for! The bowls and chopsticks are all put away!... Oh, isn't this the uncle of the Prince of Dian! Come in!" I called "Uncle" and he trembled, with the corners of his mouth drooping. Ghost expression.I grabbed Prince Dian's arm, and grabbed Duke Pei's sleeve with the other hand, bouncing around, and entered the palace with a happy smile like a kid coming home from school.

Everyone was brought into the Changning Palace by me in such a dazed manner, and pressed to the banquet table.Prince Dian was doused with flower petals on his head, and he was busy dusting it off. Pei Guo justified his arm that was twisted by me. Just as he was about to speak, I suddenly poured a glass of wine and toasted him under his nose: "Pei Guo Grand Duke! This king respects you! You have worked hard for your father and emperor all your life. Today you have traveled thousands of miles to Hongmeng City to celebrate your achievements. This king is very grateful!"

"Qing..." Duke Pei was at a loss, the wine glass was already on his mouth.He took it in a hurry, and when he looked up again, I drank the wine in the glass in one gulp and wiped my mouth with my sleeve.He raised his head and drank it like a conditioned reflex.

I went around the table, respected all of them according to their seniority, and then sat back on my seat and started to cut the whole roasted pig.After I chopped off the pig's head with one knife, Prince Dian gulped and asked tremblingly, "Your Highness, what do you mean?"

"What?" I pretended to be stupid, and looked at Prince Dian innocently: "Eat! Such a table of delicious food, hurry up and eat it, it will be bad if it gets cold!"

"I didn't wait for a banquet today..." Mr. Pei Guo finally regained his language skills, but his tongue was a little uncontrollable, and his cheeks were rapidly flushing red at a speed visible to the naked eye.He took the flagon with a little surprise, opened it and sniffed it, as if he was puzzled by what was in his glass.I snickered, that wine was specially bought by my palace servants from Qiu Village, "a bowl does not pass the hill", it is said that a pot can overwhelm a cow.As for the glass I drank...

I spat on my sleeve while wiping my mouth.

I put the whole pig's head on Mr. Pei's plate with a bang, and he stood up immediately in fright, staring at me with wide eyes.However, my innocent expression made him feel uncomfortable.Therefore, Duke Pei could only sit down again, and turned the huge pig's head, which was dying with regret, to look elsewhere: "Your Highness, we have some important matters to discuss. Regarding Duke Ding..."

"Well, this king is about to discuss this matter with you." I immediately sank my face, pulled off a pig's trotter solemnly, and threw it into Prince Dian's plate: "It's just that this king has been busy with business recently, and I haven't seen you for a long time." You have had a good meal. While you are all here today, why not have a feast with this king first."

After I finished speaking, I immersed myself in eating, and the chopsticks were quickly pulled and pulled, and it almost became a ghost.I'm not kidding, I'm really hungry.In order to wait for this feast, I emptied three meals this morning, last night and yesterday noon!

The whole house was silent, and everyone stared at me like a reincarnated starving ghost, eating half a roast goose.Pei Guogong turned his body sideways, dodging the soup that was thrown all over the sky by me, and looked down at the round pig's head. The face was getting longer and longer, and it was about to hang down on the table.

However, I am the regent after all, and I made such a festive scene to welcome them in, and set up a large table of meals to treat the guests.Youdao is a person who stretches out his hand and doesn't hit a smiling face. These old men are most particular about a "face".It seems inappropriate if someone spoils the fun by making rude remarks during the meeting.

I ate to my full satisfaction, completely ignoring Pei Guogong and Zhu Tou who scolded each other silently for a hundred rounds.Except for me, everyone was sitting dry, and no one really dared to pick up vegetables for dinner.Prince Dian was sitting next to me, and I could clearly hear the sound of his stomach rumbling, and he reached for the chopsticks restlessly.But Pei Guogong stared, he quickly retracted his hand, put it under the table and rubbed it back and forth, enduring it very hard.

I looked at Pei Guogong from the corner of my eye.After traveling so long to come to Hongmeng City, he must be extremely hungry.It's a pity that the word "face" made him care more than the full stomach.I don't have a teapot on the table, just wine.So Pei Guogong took the flagon and drank one cup after another, probably to fill himself with water.While drinking, his figure began to shake, obviously drunk.However, he still held on, gritted his teeth in a daze, and waited for me, the regent who was picking his teeth, to speak.

The sound of swallowing saliva was one after another, and everyone sitting there imitated Pei Guogong's appearance and began to drink water.Not long after, there were two bangs, and the two princes fell drunk and slid off the table.Only then did Duke Pei feel that something was wrong, he stood up against the table again, and said in a daze, "Your Highness...you..."

I hiccupped and looked at his foot-like pace in Foshan, secretly thinking that the time is ripe: "Pei Guogong, this king is full. How about you? If you are full, let's start talking about business!"

"Thank you, Your Highness, for your hospitality..." Mr. Pei Guo conveniently picked up a young eunuch and held him by his side, using him as a crutch to stabilize his body.The little eunuch bared his teeth from being held down by him, and hastily raised Pei Guogong up.I suddenly had a little admiration for Mr. Pei Guo.After all, he is the same generation as his father, a person who has seen big storms.What kind of virtue is this drunk, and you can still play Tai Chi with me with your mind.Truly a talent.

So I ordered people to carry the two drunken princes up, set up everyone who could still stand, and went to the imperial study together.Duke Pei unceremoniously found a chair and sat down quickly.I saw Duke Pei's eyeballs were loose and began to fight, I turned around and snickered for a while, then waved my sleeves full of alcohol and said loudly: "Come here! I will serve you with pen and ink!"

The cross-eyed Duke Pei, who was forced to stay awake, and the drunken princes and princes surrounded the city, stretching their necks and looking at me.I scribbled on the paper for a long time, then lifted it up and read: "Mr. Pei Guo, he is honest and honest, and his training is strict. The industry can be the first, and it is the foundation of Xuanyou. It can inspire the future, and it will be prosperous. The party of government. Here is a reward of one hundred taels of gold and one hundred acres of fertile land in Hangu City, and Jiazi will repay the government, use it to comfort and show the ambition, and give it a great honor!"

This paragraph was copied from the imperial decree written by my father.It probably means that Mr. Pei Guo is a model for the officials, and this king rewards you with gold and land, as a commendation, and I hope you will continue to work hard.

After that, Lu Jiuan rushed over with a box of gold bars, and stuffed it into Pei Guogong's hand.Mr. Pei Guogong's eyes that had been fighting together snored and parted. First, he knelt down to thank him like a conditioned reflex, and then raised his head and asked in astonishment: "Reward me?"

"It's not just you! Everyone here deserves rewards!" I was flying like a dragon and a phoenix... No, my words can't be described as dragons and phoenixes at all, I can only say that I wrote several times For the portion, I rewarded everyone who came to the banquet today.Send gold to send land, send cattle to send pigs, send people to send dogs.Just like the big bargain at the end of the year, throw money all over the sky.All the princes and dukes knelt down to thank each other in a hurry, they were so excited that they burst into tears, they cried and laughed at the same time with the help of wine, and the scene got out of control for a while.

The touching reward session is over.I rushed to Duke Pei who was slapping my face and trying to "fix the hangover with force", took his hand and cried: "Mr. Pei! You have suffered, look at your rough hands , and the scar on your hand. You must have experienced a lot of fierce battles when you were young! You have paid too much for the country!"

Duke Pei seemed to have been poked into his heart, raised his head with tears in his eyes, and said inarticulately: "I think back then..."

When Pei Guogong fell into the memory mode, I rushed to Prince Dian again, grabbed his hand and said, "Prince Dian, look at your hands, they are full of calluses! You are also a hard worker!"

"I did it by rubbing Pai Gow..." Prince Dian was obviously more drunk, and replied shaking his head.

I chatted with the rest of the people for a while, and when I turned around, I saw that Mr. Pei Guo had come out of memory mode, and he beckoned the palace servants to push a cart of bamboo slips.The bamboo slips were pushed to the threshold, fell forward with a clatter, and rolled to the ground.Immediately, the door of the imperial study was blocked tightly.

"These are all the incriminating evidence of the criminal officials involved in the 'Dali Temple Qing's Miemen Case'." Immediately afterwards, the palace people pushed a small cart again, and poured it on the ground in the same way, and spread another layer on the densely packed bamboo slips.The crisp impact echoed in the imperial study room, and the chaotic crowd stopped abruptly.In the silence, only Pei Guogong's panting like a cow, and my indifferent introduction: "These are the evidence of Ding Guogong's crime."

Most of the people seemed to be half awake from the alcohol in an instant, and they held their breath and remained silent.There were only a few who were really useless and fell asleep on the spot.I ignored them and looked at the bamboo slips all over the floor with my hands behind my back.I seemed to see a group of loyal bones who died with hatred complaining to me, and I heard countless wolves laughing.It doesn't matter whether it's Dali Siqing, or other innocent souls who died in vain.No matter how many bamboo slips there are, the heavy history can only be reduced to ashes after passing through the vicissitudes of the millennium.

However, "the body is dead, the spirit is alive, and the soul is resolute, and the ghost is a hero."I have always believed that those seniors who left this world one step ahead of me were unwilling to call a curtain call hastily after all, and they all turned into a beam of soft light in this bright universe and surrounded me, waiting for me with their fierce eyes I wrote a paragraph about peace in the world.

"Your Highness..." Pei Guogong's hoarse voice sounded from behind me.I quietly wiped away a tear from the corner of my eye, turned around and shouted with righteous indignation: "This group of people! It's really hateful! They are in a high position, but they did such a thing that both people and gods outraged! I'm sorry for the important use of the late emperor! I'm sorry for the respect of this king! I'm even more sorry you!"

The words Pei Guogong had just organized were interrupted by me again.I pushed Pei Guogong to my side, pressed his shoulders and shook vigorously: "Look! My uncle Pei Guogong has worked so hard, and his face is wrinkled! Why should I wrong you loyal ministers?" I worked hard for half my life, and then put all the money into the pockets of these treacherous officials! This king refuses to accept it!"

Prince Dian excitedly followed me and shouted: "Yes! Not convinced!"

"Why do they treat human life recklessly and accept bribes, but they can still sit on an equal footing with you! It's not fair!"

"Yes! It's not fair!" The rest of the people couldn't help howling after me!

I waved my hand, pointed at the bamboo slips on the ground and said, "So! This king wants to divide their land! Their money! Their people! Reward you loyal ministers! You have just received the reward, I wonder if you are satisfied?"

"Satisfied!...Huh?" Prince Dian sucked his snot while waving his fists, and suddenly opened his mouth to sense something was wrong.The jaw snapped off.

Duke Pei obviously froze, looked at the gold bar box in his arms and asked in astonishment: "So this reward..."

"Does the Duke have any objections?" I suddenly regained my cold expression, looked at his face that turned from red to white and said softly: "I don't like it? Then you all return the things first, and then I will make another plan."

"No, no, no..." Prince Dian took a step back with a guilty conscience, hiding behind everyone and not daring to raise his head.

Mr. Pei Guo supported the table to stand firm, looked around at the crowd reeking of alcohol, as if he wanted to wait for an early bird to stand up.However, no one said a word, and everyone wanted to hide their heads in the ass.

"It seems that you are quite satisfied with this king's reward." I laughed, walked to the desk and opened the drawer, took out a document and spread it on the desk: "Everyone, come, come. Kill these treacherous ministers. You are all here, so let's join in the fun and let out a good breath. Everyone sign this document, and then the king will leave a good place for you to supervise the execution."

After that, I helped Duke Ding to the desk.Duke Ding looked at the black and white writing unsteadily, and subconsciously took half a step back.I stood behind him, put my hand on his waist, and whispered in his ear: "Uncle Guo Gong, come, here is the pen. Sign it."

Ding Guogong's hand holding the pen was trembling, and the ink spots splashed a plum blossom on the table.I held his hand and said calmly like a teacher teaching children to write in a private school: "Here, write the pen, yes, write the pen clearly..."

As I expected, everyone signed.Those who were drunk and fell to the ground were held by me without knowing it.Everyone was holding money and bills, exchanging glances with each other, but their mouths were always closed and no one spoke.

Whatever you say about injustice is just an excuse.What they value is their own interests, and they are afraid that I will use the east wind to defeat the veterans of the former court one by one, and they are also afraid that I will advocate the decree of cutting the feudal clan.So I want to feed them enough to make them feel that I, the regent, is still worthwhile, and I still value them. They don't have to take risks to fight for those corrupt officials and lose their reputation for the rest of their lives.

However, no matter how big the "pie" is, the more people share it, the fewer people get it.Each of them got a piece of pie, which could not hurt the foundation of the imperial court, nor would it raise much climate, at most, it could be used as a snack.However, the dim sum is delicious, even if you know it is not very hungry, you still want to eat it.Besides, once this document was signed, it meant that they had completely severed their ties with those criminal officials.Anyone who mentions this matter in the future will be self-defeating.

The elderly sightseeing group "returned with a full load", but from their complicated expressions, I knew that I had won this game.I stood at the gate of the palace and watched them climb into the carriage in a panic.Duke Pei Guo looked back at me, and with a false smile, I lifted my sleeves and said in a solemn voice, "Farewell to all of you!"

Mr. Pei Guo seemed to tremble, and hurriedly looked away, then his feet went limp and he almost fell to the ground.I left with my hands behind my back, and said to the left and right guards: "It's getting late, close the palace gate."

The gate of the palace closed slowly, separating the group of people with their own ulterior motives from the door.I strode back with a strong smell of alcohol and wet sleeves. Lu Jiuan ran over with small steps and said in a low voice, "Your Highness. The Prime Minister is still kneeling outside the Jiaming Palace. Your palace gate is closed." ,he..."

I paused, I didn't have anything to say, and I signaled Lu Jiuan not to worry about him.He would find a way to get out, and then he went back to Jiaming Palace without hesitation.

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Is the prime minister still kneeling today?

Answer: I have to kneel down for another chapter

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