This script is going to be cool [Rebirth]

Zhong Bochen's "black account book" has been kept under my pillow, and I flip through it when I have nothing to do, watching it like reading a storybook, and feeling more at ease.

Of the list of 17 people my father left me, none of them is on the ledger.I once again had a deep understanding of Papa's sageness.However, the more this is the case, the more I can't figure out why my father didn't clean up the corrupt officials of the Guangzi generation, so that loyal ministers would suffer innocent injustice.

This question bothered me deeply, making me toss and turn, not wanting to eat or drink.Fortunately, not long after, a person "turned out of the sky" temporarily rescued me from this problem, and then...

fell into a more dire predicament.

Princess Chunxi is here.Stepping on the warm spring breeze, with a mighty entourage, thirty or forty carts of dowry were brought in, blocking the gate of the palace.

This is called not not reporting the time has not come.At the beginning, I, a scumbag, took advantage of the princess's heart and asked her to send troops to harass my elder brother. When I turned around, I completely forgot about this princess.It's all right now, the princess is here to suppress my situation.

Lu Jiuan asked me what to do, Xu Changzhi asked me what to do, and the ministers who had just left the early court formed an army of eating melons also asked me what to do.How do I know what to do.The only way out I can think of is - die on the spot.

I asked Shangguan Xia if he could give me some medicine to feign death so that I can be buried in the ground, and then you can dig me out.Shangguan Xia said that monks can't run away from the temple if they can run away.It is not safe to be buried in the ground. Looking at the posture of Her Highness the Princess, if it is not safe, the grave must be dug.

So I went to meet Her Royal Highness with a sad face.Her Royal Highness the Princess didn't treat herself as an outsider, so the dowry was shipped in, and someone would count it and directly charge it to the national treasury.My Minister of the Ministry of Finance, who was open to money, rushed towards me like a mad dog, laughing like an old sunflower.The Minister of the Ministry of Officials said that His Royal Highness the Regent is indeed promising.In the future, there will be a few more such generous princesses, and the national treasury will basically be filled within a hundred years.

Ladies and eunuchs, even civil and military officials, brothers and brothers all came to watch me.Under the eyes of everyone, I negotiated with Her Highness the Princess in the Hall of Zhaohe.Princess Chunxi was born bright and charming, dignified and generous, wearing a bright red dress, shining brightly, like a begonia that does not hesitate to rouge.

Her Royal Highness smiled at me: "Your Highness, I have already done what you asked me to do. Didn't you say anything?"

My hands were shaking, and I poured her a cup of tea with a gurgling sound, spilling half of the table: "Your Highness...you... you are so beautiful, why marry me, a sick child?"

The princess's long sleeves half covered her face, and she gave me a winking look. This look was like a typhoon, and it almost knocked me off my head: "It doesn't matter how long we have been apart, love will always be there when we meet. Back then, you and I met in the gazebo , Your Highness is the young man in Chunxi's heart..."

"Wait, wait..." My calf trembled.I have never dealt with girls since I grew up, let alone such a beautiful girl, so beautiful that I just want to slap my mouth and wake up: "When did you and I meet?"

Princess Chunxi immediately became unhappy, and rolled up her sleeves and slapped it on the coffee table: "Okay! Your Highness really forgot about this princess! Three years ago in Shengxuan Kingdom, this princess was fishing by the pond. Enjoying the shade in the gazebo. You and I met each other. This princess has never seen such a handsome person as His Highness. She went up to ask His Highness's name, but His Highness ran away because of shyness. Is there such a thing!"

...I remembered.

Three years ago, my father passed away.I was shocked to hear the bad news, and squatted in the gazebo to wipe tears in the back garden of the Shengxuan Kingdom Palace.As soon as he looked up, he saw a man catching fish. He brought up the red koi that Li Qinghua had bought at a high price.The two of us looked at each other, and he jumped up suddenly, holding a brick in his left hand and a dead fish in his right, rushing towards me.I thought "he" was trying to silence me, so I was so scared that I didn't know where to go, and ran back crying all the way.

"The princess disguised herself as a man that day...My lord..." I sneered and stepped back, afraid that she would pick up the coffee table and knock it on the ground for me in the next second.

Princess Chunxi didn't take it seriously, and squinted at me with her orchid fingers raised: "Your Highness, what, what do you mean, don't you plan to want this princess?"

Can I afford it!This whole "king bomb"!

I waved my hands hastily, but opened my mouth but started to stutter.Princess Chunxi got up and approached me: "Then what do you mean? This princess is not good enough for you?"

"No, no, no..." I was sweating profusely, and when I looked at the princess, I felt that she had a phantom all over her body.

"This princess isn't beautiful enough?" Princess Chunxi brushed her hair and stared at her almond eyes: "Your Highness is so picky!"

In line with the principle that when the enemy advances, we retreat, and when we advance again, we kneel.I sat on the ground with a groan, and howled: "Beautiful! You are the most beautiful! The problem is that I... have already promised someone else!"

Princess Chunxi was stunned for a moment, then squatted down and replied with great interest: "That doesn't matter. You are a prince, and it is normal for you to have three concubines and four concubines. This princess wants to grow up. No matter how many younger sisters you accept, this princess will treat you kindly." .”

I almost rolled my eyes and fainted.I tried to explain: "No... I only "marry" him in my life..."

Princess Chunxi immediately lowered her face: "Your Highness, what do you mean? Are you kidding me?! I've never heard that you already have such a devoted princess."

"No...not..." I don't have a princess.The problem is that I have my prime minister!Not long ago, the two of us promised to "grow old together" in front of my father's grave, and when I turned around, I recruited this ancestor.I am really afraid that I will be struck by lightning.

The princess pulled me up from the ground, and said with a sneer, "Your Highness is really lying to me, right? This princess wants to see how His Highness conjures up someone he likes. Call her here!"

I shed two lines of tears: "Do you really want to see it?"

"Come on! This princess just wants to see how much better the person you, the regent, is looking for is better than this princess!" Princess Chunxi threw me away, turned around and sat back on the chair, crossing her legs to demonstrate to me.

Trembling, I walked out of the Hall of Zhaohe.A group of onlookers looked at my expression of kidney deficiency and whispered to each other.I waved at Xu Changzhi: "Go...call the prime minister..."

Zhong Bochen was called over by me with a blank face, and just about to ask, I slapped him and pushed him into the Hall of Zhaohe.After I closed the door to release the prime minister, I squatted at the door, trembling with the arm holding Xu Changzhi.Seeing that I was shaking pitifully, Xu Changzhi comforted me in a low voice: "Your Highness, the Prime Minister knows martial arts, so if you really fight...you won't necessarily suffer."

I almost burst into tears: "Is this the point! I put a big man in to show off. Princess Chunxi was so angry that she vomited blood, and then returned to Qi State to let his father send troops to beat me! Even if the princess knows justice, Where is the prime minister! He has a black heart and a black lung, and unexpectedly confronted Bo in court with the "peach blossom" I provoked. I can't live without me!"

"Your Highness..." Xu Changzhi took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms, and solemnly stuffed it into my hand: "This is Shangguan Xia's bruise medicine... Take care."

Looking at the bottle, I always felt a little familiar, and asked him crying: "This is the time when I was beaten by the queen mother in Guan Guangsi Building. Did you secretly send it to me?"

Xu Changzhi scratched his nose, his eyes were slightly red, and he seemed to want to cry with me too: "Mmm..."

So our two brothers hugged each other and cried.Xu Changzhi asked me if I wanted to pack up my belongings and run away quickly, so that the green hills I left were not afraid of running out of firewood.I said I had to catch a glimpse of Zhong Bochen, and I agreed to hold my hand and run away together?

While muttering, the palace door suddenly opened.With a sullen face, Princess Chunxi rushed out like a moving dark cloud.I hurriedly got up and went to look for Zhong Bochen, wondering if he was healthy.Zhong Bochen looked like a normal person, with his hands behind his back, raised his eyebrows, glanced at me, hummed softly, and walked away slowly.

Princess Chunxi ran around the hall, seeming to vent her anger, finally looked at me, pointed at my nose and yelled: "This princess is ashamed and thrown home! The whole country of Qi knows that this princess please stay away!" Marry! Civil and military officials sent me off for three days and three nights, and my father fainted twice! Let me tell you! This princess must never leave empty-handed!"

I hurriedly begged for mercy: "His Royal Highness! I still have two older brothers and one younger brother, all of which are given to you Huo Huo! You are welcome!"

Her Royal Highness was so angry that her flushed cheeks disappeared instantly, and she returned to her virtuous and gentle appearance. She smiled at me and said, "My princess likes those who are fair, smart, and cute..."

I ordered Xu Changzhi to tie up the sixth brother.

The sixth brother was watching a good show with his feet up, and he was betrayed by me before he recovered.Sure enough, this is what Princess Chunxi is good at.Seeing my sixth brother, his eyes immediately glowed green.My sixth brother was like a little chicken thrown into the Tiger Mountain, waiting to be eaten alive by the princess with tears in his eyes.I sent the two of them into the back garden to exchange feelings, then asked Xu Changzhi to prepare the carriage, and Sa Yazi ran out of the palace.

It's going to kill me.The ancestor in the palace was well served, but the Buddha outside the palace was offended.Zhong Bochen must be jealous, otherwise why would he leave without saying a word.

Xu Changzhi understood the worry in my heart, drove the carriage so that it almost missed flying, and finally intercepted Zhong Bochen who had just left the palace on the way.I coaxed Zhong Bochen into the carriage and wandered along the street.

Zhong Bochen always turned his body sideways and refused to look straight at me.I looked at the back of his indifferent half of the head, and panickedly began to admit my mistake, striving for leniency: "My lord, the prime minister, I know I was wrong. I shouldn't have let you take risks alone and deal with her."

Zhong Bochen snorted, indicating that the answer was wrong.

I hurriedly continued to confess: "I have nothing to do with her. It's just a one-sided relationship."

Zhong Bochen moved his eyeballs a little and looked at me from the corner of his eye: "This is not what I care about."

I tugged at his sleeve and shook it vigorously: "Prime Minister, this king is stupid, please show me clearly!"

Zhong Bochen finally straightened his body, lowered his voice and said solemnly: "Xiao Wu. You are the regent, equivalent to the king of a country. How can you tell Princess Chunxi that you like men?"

I was stunned, and loosened his sleeve inch by inch: "Why can't I say..."

Zhong Bochen explained with an old master's earnest expression: "Xiao Wu, Princess Chunxi is from Qi Country after all, if you spread this matter, wouldn't it damage your reputation?"

I looked at him silently, I couldn't express what it was like in my heart, I just felt empty and nothing to rely on: "I don't like men."

Zhong Bochen was slightly stiff, probably because he saw that I was not in the right mood, and hurriedly opened his arms to give me a hug.But I opened his hand, snorted and said, "I just like you."

I jumped out of the carriage as soon as I lifted the curtain, and almost landed on a steamed stuffed bun stand.Xu Changzhi was taken aback, and quickly stopped his horse: "Why did you jump off without stopping..."

Only then did Zhong Bochen come to his senses, and ran out of the carriage to arrest me.I struggled to run, but he directly carried me back to the carriage.A group of ordinary people asked if I had robbed the child, and Xu Changzhi covered up the embarrassment for me: "No, no, our son and his elder brother are having trouble..."

"Brother with a long fart! He is..." I just yelled half a sentence, but Zhong Bochen covered my mouth.Xu Changzhi jumped into the carriage, whipped his horse and ran away.With great difficulty, I grabbed Zhong Bochen's hand, grabbed the window and shouted again: "I'm already twenty! I want to eat steamed stuffed buns! Four with cabbage and pork!"

Nao Teng was hungry and had to eat something to have the strength to fight.

Xu Changzhi bought me steamed stuffed buns, then pulled the carriage to a deserted restaurant, and opened a private room for us to talk about it.I gnawed the bun angrily, wiped my mouth and started to stare at Zhong Bochen.Zhong Bochen suddenly laughed: "Your Highness, why are you so cute..."

In an instant, I felt that I was really a young child, being cared for by this elder with loving eyes.I became annoyed, grabbed his sleeve and began to wipe my mouth: "If you think liking a man is shameful, then we'll have a deal! From now on, I'll recruit a hundred or so men to sing and sing every night! Anyway, they are more attractive than you Hi, don't get mad at me."

Zhong Bochen obviously didn't believe it, and he followed my words with a shy face and said: "Then I will be your first male favourite, and teach them experience?"

Xu Changzhi shivered, moved to the corner again, covered his ears and pretended to be a mushroom.

I was so angry that I couldn't get angry, and I stopped looking at him.Zhong Bochen sighed softly, and grabbed my shoulder: "Your Highness, I just want to let people all over the world respect and love you. I don't want to bring you a bad reputation because of my own reasons. People Words are terrible."

I suddenly felt that the wise Prime Minister was really confused, so I rolled my eyes and asked: "Since ancient times, the sages have enjoyed hearing slander and listened to public opinions. When it comes to emperors, which one is naked and without the slightest stain? Besides, are you my stain?! How can others envy me if I can climb up to you."

Zhong Bochen may have felt the lack of words for the first time in his life, and he was aggrieved for a long time and didn't know how to answer my words.I was too lazy to continue wrangling, so I got up and patted Xu Changzhi in the corner, and told him to send me back to the palace quickly to see if my sixth brother was still alive.

After returning to the palace, Lu Jiu'an reported that the sixth brother had a good chat with Princess Chunxi and they were having lunch together in Le Yu Pavilion.I immediately felt that I had underestimated my sixth brother. If they really got married, it would save me a lot of trouble.

It's just that the fact that Princess Chunxi is in love with me has caused a lot of trouble.Suddenly replaced by the sixth brother, I don't know if it will affect Her Royal Highness and the sixth brother.After thinking about it, I recalled Zhong Bochen's remarks today and I couldn't get angry.I scratched my nose, and suddenly I had an idea, called Shangguan Xia, and sent him a mission.

"You, think of a way to spread the word out. Just say that after being assassinated in Shengxuan Kingdom, this king is seriously injured and has no hope of heirs."

Shangguan Xia took out a bandage on the spot and wrapped it around his neck: "Your Highness, be careful. If you continue, you will lose your loyal minister."

I snorted.He didn't dare to say, it didn't matter.I will find a way to pass the news to my mother.As long as she hears about it, basically the people of the whole country have to know...

The author has something to say:

A friend joked that my little five had a thick skin.

Well... Xiao Wu has a thick skin.He doesn't care about certain things that ordinary people care about.

Xiao Wu is emotionally paranoid.Whoever he decides is good, he will focus on pampering him.As for reputation, it doesn't matter.

So in his previous life, he wiped out the country. (mouth covered)

Children who grow up rolling in the mud will always be desperate when they meet someone they love deeply.The prime minister and Xiao Wu are both like this.