Aunt Zhao's happy life
Chapter 37
Zhen Mo joked: "Why can't you? You can blow bubbles with your saliva!"
Ruyan punched Zhenmo: "You will make fun of me!"
Jia Zheng said, "What blowing bubbles? Come on, it's considered a talent!"
Ruyan said: "Okay, that's what you said, whoever laughs at me is a puppy!" As she spoke, she blew a bubble on the tip of her tongue with her saliva, and gently blew the bubble out.
Seeing Jia Zheng spitting out the wine, Rui'er looked disgusted: "You can eat the dish in front of you by yourself!"
Jia Zheng laughed and said, "What is your saliva made of? It's stronger than acacia water! Another one!" Everyone booed together, and Ru Yan was not stage-frightened, spit out many bubbles and floated on the lake like a goldfish.
Jia Zheng said: "This is considered a talent, it's very fun! It's time to live forever!"
Ruyan said: "He doesn't even know how to write poems, let's perform!"
Changsheng stood up happily: "Who said I can't? Let me sing a paragraph: You said that Cuisheng gave birth to a skirt and a beautiful flower hairpin. You know that my love is natural, and there are no benefits in just three springs." People see..." While singing, he raised his orchid finger and cast a wink at Ru Yan.
Jia Zheng clapped his hands and said, "Excellent! Where did you learn it?"
Chang Sheng said: "The opera troupes in our Rongguo Mansion sing these songs day and night. Sometimes a line of libretto is sung for three to five days, and I can listen to it even if I don't learn it."
Jia Zheng said to Ruyan: "Ruyan, Changsheng can hear the troupe singing, but you didn't hear it? Why didn't you learn something?"
Ruyan said: "Second master praises him if he wants to, and what do I do with a gun and a stick?"
Jia Zheng said: "Look, after leaving the mansion, all of you are as tricky as Auntie! It's your turn, Fugui!"
Changsheng squinted at Fugui and smiled, "It depends on you!"
Fugui stood up unhurriedly: "I am a person who is too low-key, so I am always looked down upon by some people. Brother, don't I have some emergency measures? You can steal a teacher, why can't I?" As he said that, he pointed at the orchid and sang: "If you don't enter the spring garden, how will you know the beauty of spring..."
After singing, Fugui snatched the pillow-ink handkerchief and covered her lips delicately, as shy as a little girl in her prime.Rui'er laughed and said, "It's a pity that you don't become a woman!"
Ruyan said: "I'm so mad! You all learned all these things behind my back, and no one taught me!"
Zhen Mo smiled and said, "You don't like to learn anything, so who is to blame? Axi, it's your turn!"
Axi hurriedly said: "I'll just serve you with warm wine and hot dishes, I won't play this anymore!"
Jia Zheng said, "Just say whatever you want, and you'll get over it!"
Ah Xi thought for a while: "The plan for a year lies in spring, and the plan for a day lies in the morning. Can it be done?"
Jia Zheng said, "Very good! Ah Le, it's your turn!"
Ale smiled and said: "Ah Xi said it's okay? Then I will too. In spring, the face of the baby changes three times a day. There is another sentence, the peonies are planted in the spring equinox, and they will not bloom when they grow old."
Aunt Zhao suddenly slapped her head: "When Ah Le said this, I also remembered a sentence: catch one more moth in spring, and harvest one more basket of grain in autumn."
Jia Zheng said: "It seems that I didn't need to help you just now, you will do it yourself. So today only Ruyan is the most useless, how can we punish her?"
Ruyan stood up: "Whatever you are afraid of, you will be fined! Each of my fingers can ring three times, one for each!" As she said that, she cracked her fingers, causing everyone to fall back and forth, and she herself was not satisfied. : "I'm good at bending!"
Zhenmo pressed his stomach and laughed: "What kind of amazing skills do you know!"
Rui'er also laughed and said: "I haven't seen her perform normally, thanks to her being able to bear it!"
Ruyan said: "I thought it was nothing worth seeing, so I didn't show it to you." As she spoke, she leaned back at the table, her hands firmly on the ground, her whole figure was like a bridge.She kept shouting, "Come on, come and sit on my belly!"
Zhen Mo said: "It's too dangerous, get up!"
Regardless of whether Changsheng sits on Sanqi 21, Ruyan is still stable!
Jia Zheng stepped forward and pushed Changsheng away: "Ruyan, get up!" Then he scolded Changsheng: "A delicate girl, you dare to sit on it! You deserve to be a widow for the rest of your life!"
Aunt Zhao pulled Ruyan to her side and sat down, asked her to drink some water to blow some air, and said to Jia Zheng, "Ruyan, how can everyone like you!" Wet it with hot water, and wiped Ru Yan's hands: "Come to eat, and I will yell again that we won't keep it for you!"
Jia Zheng laughed and said: "Usually in Rongguo Mansion, I thought that composing poems and composing words was the most elegant. Now, it seems that the children are playing around in the spring breeze, and the cook is making tea by the water. Accompanying you, this is an elegant thing in life!"
After dinner, Jia Zheng said: "Let's walk around the lake. There is a garden near here. It was built by famous people in Nanchang Prefecture for tourists to see. There are all kinds of exotic flowers and plants in it. It's just that we won't be able to squeeze in."
Ruyan said: "Don't go, Changsheng and I have been there before, there are too many people to see the flowers, and the feet are swollen from being stepped on!"
Jia Zheng smiled and said, "Thank you! It saves us a waste of time! Then let's go ashore, find a grassland, sit and drink some tea and bask in the sun!" Rui'er nodded in agreement.
Everyone sat on the ground, Aunt Zhao leaned on Jia Zheng's shoulder, and Jia Zheng leaned on a tree.Zhenmo and Ruyan are fighting grass, Axi and Ale are singing a southern tune, Changsheng and Fugui are lying on the ground and falling asleep, with petals flying all over their faces.
Aunt Zhao whispered in Jia Zheng's ear, "Zheng'er, will you love me forever?"
Jia Zheng said, "Do all women like to ask such questions? Of course I will always love you!"
Aunt Zhao asked: "Everyone likes to ask? Who else?"
Jia Zheng hurriedly said: "No, no, no, I heard from some of my Qingke friends that all my wives and concubines like to ask this question."
Aunt Zhao hooked Jia Zheng's neck with both hands: "When we go back to the mansion, will you still remember our happy time here?"
Jia Zheng's face was gently pressed against her ear: "Of course, this is the happiest and freest day in my life, and I will never forget it in my life!"
Seeing that Ruier was silent, Jia Zheng said softly: "At any time, you have to believe that my heart is with you. You are my own choice. You are the first and only woman I love in my life. You don't want to be alone. Worry about gains and losses, you don't have any competitors, no rivals in love, don't exist."
Back home in the afternoon, everyone found their own beds and lay down.Jia Zheng and Aunt Zhao were still full of energy. They leaned on both sides of the couch, talking homely.
Jia Zheng said: "It rains a lot during the Ching Ming Festival. Fortunately, it's a sunny day when we go out to play. Let's have a good day of fun. Look, it's raining again now."
Ruier said: "Rainy days are a good time to study, you should go to the study and read a book!"
Jia Zheng said: "I don't want to work hard today, I just want to accompany the beauty!"
Rui'er said: "You haven't worked hard for a long time, you can't waste any more, when the time comes, the old lady will say that I have led you to ruin!"
Jia Zheng said: "No wonder the books always say that when a scholar catches an exam and meets a fox-turned-beauty, he gets carried away. With a beauty like you around, I can't calm down. Let's play chess!"
Rui'er nodded, got up to play chess with Jia Zheng, Jia Zheng smiled and said: "I always think you are a silly girl, but you can play chess every step of the way, and you rarely lose to me."
Aunt Zhao said with a smile: "You and I are restless when playing chess, so you can't get involved."
Jia Zheng said, "That's right. The more I look at you now, the more delicate you are. The bright yellow flying fish shirt is perfect for you!"
Rui'er laughed and said, "Whether you want to play chess or not, you still have to watch me!"
Jia Zheng said: "Playing chess is fun, playing chess with beauties is even more pleasing to the eye!"
The two played chess under the lights, talking and laughing, Jia Zheng's eyes showed infinite admiration for Rui'er, which made Rui'er blush.
After dinner, the two played Jiulianhuan for a while, but because Ruier couldn't solve it no matter what, she immediately gave up.
After all, she was tired during the day, Rui'er fell asleep with her eyes closed while she was talking, and she was still grinding her teeth.Jia Zheng held her hand, smelled her faint body fragrance, and fell asleep after a while.
When it was time for the cock to crow, Jia Zheng quietly got up to wash up, without waking Rui'er, he went out to the yamen by himself.
It was noon when Ruier woke up, while she was washing, she heard Zhenmo and Ruyan say that she was going to pick mushrooms in the outskirts of the city, Ruier said: "I was tired yesterday, and my calves are sore, let's go tomorrow!"
The next day, Rui'er led the crowd to pick mushrooms, and came back at noon.
Because Ruyan was either catching dragonflies or catching birds on the mountain, she almost came back empty-handed.
Zhenmo went to the yard, saw Ruyan sitting on a small bench in the sun, lowered her head to wash mushrooms, tiptoed behind her, bowed her head and called out: "Cuckoo! Cuckoo!"
Ruyan was taken aback, and turned her head to stare at Zhenmo: "Narrow and short-lived ghost! It's nothing more than being flattering in front of my aunt all day long, what's bothering you with my work here?"
Zhen Mo said with a smile: "If you don't change your temper, how can you get married!"
Ru Yandao: "Pick the mushrooms together, and I'm the only one who washes the mushrooms, so you all know how to take a nap! I will arrange all the mushrooms tonight!"
Aunt Zhao came over and laughed: "Look at how hard she took the credit. She washed the mushrooms with such great strength that she rubbed off the outer layer completely, and the color was washed off! The black layer of the shiitake mushrooms was peeled off, and the crab-flavored mushrooms even Head pinched, hahaha!"
As soon as Ruyan quit, she only vented her anger with Zhenmo, scooped up a handful of water with her hands and poured it into Zhenmo's neck, Zhenmo ran desperately, Ruyan refused.The two chased after each other, and when they reached the corridor, they were about to catch up, when Ah Xi came out to change the tea set, and poured half a handful of water on her face.
Ah Xi is quick and quick, grabbing Ru Yan: "Hold her quickly!"
Ah Le and Ah Xie have always been like sisters. When they saw this scene, they immediately ran to grab Ru Yan, and Zhen Mo ran to the yard to get a basin, intending to sprinkle water on Ru Yan.
Unexpectedly, Changsheng came out halfway, he poured the water in the basin, jumped up and ran.
Zhen Mo laughed and scolded: "You little hoof, what are you doing to help her! I only hope that God will punish you to marry her as a wife, and you will not live in peace every day!"
Ruyan punched Zhenmo: "You will make fun of me!"
Jia Zheng said, "What blowing bubbles? Come on, it's considered a talent!"
Ruyan said: "Okay, that's what you said, whoever laughs at me is a puppy!" As she spoke, she blew a bubble on the tip of her tongue with her saliva, and gently blew the bubble out.
Seeing Jia Zheng spitting out the wine, Rui'er looked disgusted: "You can eat the dish in front of you by yourself!"
Jia Zheng laughed and said, "What is your saliva made of? It's stronger than acacia water! Another one!" Everyone booed together, and Ru Yan was not stage-frightened, spit out many bubbles and floated on the lake like a goldfish.
Jia Zheng said: "This is considered a talent, it's very fun! It's time to live forever!"
Ruyan said: "He doesn't even know how to write poems, let's perform!"
Changsheng stood up happily: "Who said I can't? Let me sing a paragraph: You said that Cuisheng gave birth to a skirt and a beautiful flower hairpin. You know that my love is natural, and there are no benefits in just three springs." People see..." While singing, he raised his orchid finger and cast a wink at Ru Yan.
Jia Zheng clapped his hands and said, "Excellent! Where did you learn it?"
Chang Sheng said: "The opera troupes in our Rongguo Mansion sing these songs day and night. Sometimes a line of libretto is sung for three to five days, and I can listen to it even if I don't learn it."
Jia Zheng said to Ruyan: "Ruyan, Changsheng can hear the troupe singing, but you didn't hear it? Why didn't you learn something?"
Ruyan said: "Second master praises him if he wants to, and what do I do with a gun and a stick?"
Jia Zheng said: "Look, after leaving the mansion, all of you are as tricky as Auntie! It's your turn, Fugui!"
Changsheng squinted at Fugui and smiled, "It depends on you!"
Fugui stood up unhurriedly: "I am a person who is too low-key, so I am always looked down upon by some people. Brother, don't I have some emergency measures? You can steal a teacher, why can't I?" As he said that, he pointed at the orchid and sang: "If you don't enter the spring garden, how will you know the beauty of spring..."
After singing, Fugui snatched the pillow-ink handkerchief and covered her lips delicately, as shy as a little girl in her prime.Rui'er laughed and said, "It's a pity that you don't become a woman!"
Ruyan said: "I'm so mad! You all learned all these things behind my back, and no one taught me!"
Zhen Mo smiled and said, "You don't like to learn anything, so who is to blame? Axi, it's your turn!"
Axi hurriedly said: "I'll just serve you with warm wine and hot dishes, I won't play this anymore!"
Jia Zheng said, "Just say whatever you want, and you'll get over it!"
Ah Xi thought for a while: "The plan for a year lies in spring, and the plan for a day lies in the morning. Can it be done?"
Jia Zheng said, "Very good! Ah Le, it's your turn!"
Ale smiled and said: "Ah Xi said it's okay? Then I will too. In spring, the face of the baby changes three times a day. There is another sentence, the peonies are planted in the spring equinox, and they will not bloom when they grow old."
Aunt Zhao suddenly slapped her head: "When Ah Le said this, I also remembered a sentence: catch one more moth in spring, and harvest one more basket of grain in autumn."
Jia Zheng said: "It seems that I didn't need to help you just now, you will do it yourself. So today only Ruyan is the most useless, how can we punish her?"
Ruyan stood up: "Whatever you are afraid of, you will be fined! Each of my fingers can ring three times, one for each!" As she said that, she cracked her fingers, causing everyone to fall back and forth, and she herself was not satisfied. : "I'm good at bending!"
Zhenmo pressed his stomach and laughed: "What kind of amazing skills do you know!"
Rui'er also laughed and said: "I haven't seen her perform normally, thanks to her being able to bear it!"
Ruyan said: "I thought it was nothing worth seeing, so I didn't show it to you." As she spoke, she leaned back at the table, her hands firmly on the ground, her whole figure was like a bridge.She kept shouting, "Come on, come and sit on my belly!"
Zhen Mo said: "It's too dangerous, get up!"
Regardless of whether Changsheng sits on Sanqi 21, Ruyan is still stable!
Jia Zheng stepped forward and pushed Changsheng away: "Ruyan, get up!" Then he scolded Changsheng: "A delicate girl, you dare to sit on it! You deserve to be a widow for the rest of your life!"
Aunt Zhao pulled Ruyan to her side and sat down, asked her to drink some water to blow some air, and said to Jia Zheng, "Ruyan, how can everyone like you!" Wet it with hot water, and wiped Ru Yan's hands: "Come to eat, and I will yell again that we won't keep it for you!"
Jia Zheng laughed and said: "Usually in Rongguo Mansion, I thought that composing poems and composing words was the most elegant. Now, it seems that the children are playing around in the spring breeze, and the cook is making tea by the water. Accompanying you, this is an elegant thing in life!"
After dinner, Jia Zheng said: "Let's walk around the lake. There is a garden near here. It was built by famous people in Nanchang Prefecture for tourists to see. There are all kinds of exotic flowers and plants in it. It's just that we won't be able to squeeze in."
Ruyan said: "Don't go, Changsheng and I have been there before, there are too many people to see the flowers, and the feet are swollen from being stepped on!"
Jia Zheng smiled and said, "Thank you! It saves us a waste of time! Then let's go ashore, find a grassland, sit and drink some tea and bask in the sun!" Rui'er nodded in agreement.
Everyone sat on the ground, Aunt Zhao leaned on Jia Zheng's shoulder, and Jia Zheng leaned on a tree.Zhenmo and Ruyan are fighting grass, Axi and Ale are singing a southern tune, Changsheng and Fugui are lying on the ground and falling asleep, with petals flying all over their faces.
Aunt Zhao whispered in Jia Zheng's ear, "Zheng'er, will you love me forever?"
Jia Zheng said, "Do all women like to ask such questions? Of course I will always love you!"
Aunt Zhao asked: "Everyone likes to ask? Who else?"
Jia Zheng hurriedly said: "No, no, no, I heard from some of my Qingke friends that all my wives and concubines like to ask this question."
Aunt Zhao hooked Jia Zheng's neck with both hands: "When we go back to the mansion, will you still remember our happy time here?"
Jia Zheng's face was gently pressed against her ear: "Of course, this is the happiest and freest day in my life, and I will never forget it in my life!"
Seeing that Ruier was silent, Jia Zheng said softly: "At any time, you have to believe that my heart is with you. You are my own choice. You are the first and only woman I love in my life. You don't want to be alone. Worry about gains and losses, you don't have any competitors, no rivals in love, don't exist."
Back home in the afternoon, everyone found their own beds and lay down.Jia Zheng and Aunt Zhao were still full of energy. They leaned on both sides of the couch, talking homely.
Jia Zheng said: "It rains a lot during the Ching Ming Festival. Fortunately, it's a sunny day when we go out to play. Let's have a good day of fun. Look, it's raining again now."
Ruier said: "Rainy days are a good time to study, you should go to the study and read a book!"
Jia Zheng said: "I don't want to work hard today, I just want to accompany the beauty!"
Rui'er said: "You haven't worked hard for a long time, you can't waste any more, when the time comes, the old lady will say that I have led you to ruin!"
Jia Zheng said: "No wonder the books always say that when a scholar catches an exam and meets a fox-turned-beauty, he gets carried away. With a beauty like you around, I can't calm down. Let's play chess!"
Rui'er nodded, got up to play chess with Jia Zheng, Jia Zheng smiled and said: "I always think you are a silly girl, but you can play chess every step of the way, and you rarely lose to me."
Aunt Zhao said with a smile: "You and I are restless when playing chess, so you can't get involved."
Jia Zheng said, "That's right. The more I look at you now, the more delicate you are. The bright yellow flying fish shirt is perfect for you!"
Rui'er laughed and said, "Whether you want to play chess or not, you still have to watch me!"
Jia Zheng said: "Playing chess is fun, playing chess with beauties is even more pleasing to the eye!"
The two played chess under the lights, talking and laughing, Jia Zheng's eyes showed infinite admiration for Rui'er, which made Rui'er blush.
After dinner, the two played Jiulianhuan for a while, but because Ruier couldn't solve it no matter what, she immediately gave up.
After all, she was tired during the day, Rui'er fell asleep with her eyes closed while she was talking, and she was still grinding her teeth.Jia Zheng held her hand, smelled her faint body fragrance, and fell asleep after a while.
When it was time for the cock to crow, Jia Zheng quietly got up to wash up, without waking Rui'er, he went out to the yamen by himself.
It was noon when Ruier woke up, while she was washing, she heard Zhenmo and Ruyan say that she was going to pick mushrooms in the outskirts of the city, Ruier said: "I was tired yesterday, and my calves are sore, let's go tomorrow!"
The next day, Rui'er led the crowd to pick mushrooms, and came back at noon.
Because Ruyan was either catching dragonflies or catching birds on the mountain, she almost came back empty-handed.
Zhenmo went to the yard, saw Ruyan sitting on a small bench in the sun, lowered her head to wash mushrooms, tiptoed behind her, bowed her head and called out: "Cuckoo! Cuckoo!"
Ruyan was taken aback, and turned her head to stare at Zhenmo: "Narrow and short-lived ghost! It's nothing more than being flattering in front of my aunt all day long, what's bothering you with my work here?"
Zhen Mo said with a smile: "If you don't change your temper, how can you get married!"
Ru Yandao: "Pick the mushrooms together, and I'm the only one who washes the mushrooms, so you all know how to take a nap! I will arrange all the mushrooms tonight!"
Aunt Zhao came over and laughed: "Look at how hard she took the credit. She washed the mushrooms with such great strength that she rubbed off the outer layer completely, and the color was washed off! The black layer of the shiitake mushrooms was peeled off, and the crab-flavored mushrooms even Head pinched, hahaha!"
As soon as Ruyan quit, she only vented her anger with Zhenmo, scooped up a handful of water with her hands and poured it into Zhenmo's neck, Zhenmo ran desperately, Ruyan refused.The two chased after each other, and when they reached the corridor, they were about to catch up, when Ah Xi came out to change the tea set, and poured half a handful of water on her face.
Ah Xi is quick and quick, grabbing Ru Yan: "Hold her quickly!"
Ah Le and Ah Xie have always been like sisters. When they saw this scene, they immediately ran to grab Ru Yan, and Zhen Mo ran to the yard to get a basin, intending to sprinkle water on Ru Yan.
Unexpectedly, Changsheng came out halfway, he poured the water in the basin, jumped up and ran.
Zhen Mo laughed and scolded: "You little hoof, what are you doing to help her! I only hope that God will punish you to marry her as a wife, and you will not live in peace every day!"
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