The editor is always teasing me gl

1) Lipstick

Ever since Yan Beiqi got together with Qin Yichun, he became much happier.

Everyone noticed that the guy who always worked and didn't seem to care much about everything else seemed to be a different person.

In the past, Yan Beiqi never participated in everyone's topics about clothing matching, makeup skills, etc., but now she will listen with her ears up.

"X color lipstick is popular recently, I really want to buy it."

"The xx color lipstick is popular now, I like it very much!"

"That's right! My boyfriend gave me one yesterday, it's super beautiful!"

"Oh, your boyfriend is really nice..."

After hearing this, Yan Beiqi felt that he had acquired a skill - buying lipstick for his girlfriend.

So, after get off work, Yan Beiqi went straight to the mall, and bought countless brands of lipsticks of those two shades.

Although the two colors actually looked almost the same to her, she couldn't tell.She had to create an appearance that she was very interesting, or should be said, she wanted Qin Yichun to feel that she was very interesting, and she couldn't make Qin Yichun feel that she was boring.

She even packed these lipsticks into a box and tied a small red flower.

Then, Yan Beiqi took them to find Qin Yichun.

When Yan Beiqi opened the door, Qin Yizhen was talking on the phone with Qianzi: "You mean the two color numbers of x and xx that are popular recently? I think they are all ugly, not ugly, but not too ugly It suits me, it looks like I have a virus..."

While speaking, Qin Yichun turned his head and saw Yan Beiqi's face as dead ashes.

So, Qin Yichun immediately hung up the phone, went up to her and asked her what was wrong, and what was the box in her hand.

Yan Beiqi thought for a while, and answered aggrievedly: "Virus."

So, after that, Qin Yichun painted every day, no matter where he went.

Qian Zi couldn't help asking: "Don't you hate those two shades? How did you say that and you went to buy them yourself? Didn't you say that this shade seems to be infected with a virus?"

Qin Yichun: "Bah, who's mentally retarded said that?"

"Isn't that mentally handicapped..." Qianzi paused for a second after speaking halfway, and stopped in time.

2) Weibo

Yan Beiqi found that most of the people around her had left the singles recently.

Moreover, they all crazily show their affection on Moments or Weibo.

Show off when you receive a gift, show off when you eat a meal, show off when you brush your teeth, show off when you chat, pink bubbles are flying all over the sky.

However, Qin Yichun... In her world, it was as if she didn't exist.

Her circle of friends hasn't been updated for ten thousand years, and the big account on Weibo is always reposting jokes hahaha, or helping to promote other people's new books, signing parties, movies, etc., and the small account hasn't been updated for ten thousand years.

Anyway, I just feel that the frequency of my appearance in her world is too low, and there will be an illusion that I have not entered her life at all.

At this time, she saw someone say again: "If your partner always hides you in front of people and doesn't introduce you to others, it means that she/he doesn't have deep feelings for you, and is acting like you may fly away at any time." Drop your plan."

Yan Beiqi is not afraid of being thrown away, because she trusts Qin Yichun.

However, Yan Beiqi is still a little jealous of others.

There is no harm without comparison, Yan Beiqi feels that other people's object is a VIP being held in his arms, while he is like a wild dog wandering outside in the middle of the night.

So, when it's time to sleep at night...

As soon as Qin Yizhen took off the mask and massaged his skin, Yan Beiqi rushed over.

"I just saw Qian Zi posted on Moments that she and Bai Suya went to the zoo together." Yan Beiqi said.

"Oh...do you want to go to the zoo?" Qin Yichun went to wash his face, and then put on cream.

"No..." Yan Beiqi shook his head, holding his mobile phone and looking straight at her.

Immediately afterwards, Yan Beiqi continued to scroll through Weibo, and accidentally stumbled under the Weibo of Ji Quan's show-loving boss.

The boss posted a lot of daily news during his trip with the female ticket.

After Yan Beiqi saw it, he looked at Qin Yichun again: "This couple is also, these people, why do they like posting these things so much..."

After Qin Yichun listened, he leaned over to take a look.

On Yan Beiqi's mobile phone, the boss sent such a sentence: "With her by my side, the world will always be sunny." After it was over, there was a group photo of clasping hands at the end.

Qin Yichun finally understood what Yan Beiqi wanted to express, and smiled without saying a word.She just felt that she was afraid that talking too much would make Yan Beiqi unhappy, since she was a low-key person after all.

"The same is true of this co-author named Bone. Ever since he fell in love, he has been posting such nonsense every day." Yan Beiqi wandered around, and then came to another author's Weibo, swiping the phone screen to Pull down and aim at her.

"What happened?" Qin Yichun returned to sit beside her.

"That's it, these." Yan Beiqi handed her the phone.

After Qin Yichun glanced, he continued to smile and shook his head.

So, the next day.

After Yan Beiqi woke up, he saw Qin Yichun post a blog post: "@易语市市北行This guy, he doesn't sleep honestly every night, my mother's waist hurts like hell!"

When he saw that Weibo post, the water in Yan Beiqi's mouth almost spewed out.

Then, when she went to work that day, she found that everyone was looking at her with strange eyes, exactly the same as when the news about the gun king came out.

There were even people on Weibo who sent small advertisements and private messages recommending her and Qin Yizhen's kidney tonifying products.

Pain and happiness.

3) Chest

Yan Beiqi discovered that Qin Yichun still liked to spy on sexy and beautiful ladies.

Although the other party said that he was not interested in those at all, but there were more and more pictures of girls with big tits in the phone...

Yan Beiqi saw it in his eyes and was anxious in his heart, but he couldn't attack it.

One day, a little sister of Qin Yichun had dinner with Qin Yichun, and Yan Beiqi went to the bathroom on the way, and then the little sister complained to Qin Yichun that she felt that she was too fat, her breasts were too big, and she couldn't wear many clothes A sense of high-end.

At this time, Yan Beiqi just came out, and heard Qin Yichun blurt out to the little sister: "You don't need to lose weight. You are already thin enough now, and with breasts and butt like this, the C cup is great, very good , if you subtract it further, you will become a washboard, and the skinny ones are so beautiful, and they hurt your hands."

At times like this, of course you have to comfort others, not to mention that the little sister is really in good shape.

But at that time, Yan Beiqi felt that the whole world had collapsed.

Washboard?Hands off?

So, the next day, Yan Beiqi secretly went to spend tens of thousands of dollars to order breast enhancement underwear.

However, just after paying the money, at night she heard Qin Yichun sighing at a photo on a certain brand's official website: "If I had your body and height, I would wear these."

Yan Beiqi was taken aback after hearing this: "Don't you think I'm too thin and flat?"

After listening, Qin Yichun held his face and replied: "No, flat chest is good, high-end fashion."

"You don't dislike it?" Yan Beiqi asked again.I don't know why, after returning from the hospital, even though I felt a lot better, I still gained a little weight and couldn't go up, so that my chest also...

"Why do I dislike you? I just like you. If you are a big tit, it would be a bit weird."

What Qin Yichun wants to say is that no matter what she looks like, he likes her. He likes her as a person and doesn't care about her body, just let her be herself.

But these words didn't seem to be expressed clearly, so, after reaching Yan Beiqi's heart, he felt as if he had been violently attacked.

Then this chest, should it be plump or not...

4) running

In order to maintain a good mood and maintain a healthy body, Yan Beiqi gets up for a run at six o'clock every day.

Because Qin Yichun always catches a cold and his resistance is not very good, his aunt only reported it once a month, but Qin Yichun's cold can usually be reported twice a month on time, so Yan Beiqi decided to take her along for a run.

Qin Yichun resisted very much at first and didn't want to move even if he was beaten to death, but later he agreed.

Because Yan Beiqi said: "If you don't exercise and your physical strength can't keep up, how will you fuck me in the future? I'm your woman, don't you plan to satisfy me, you..."

So, Qin Yichun gritted his teeth and covered her mouth with tears in his eyes, and then ran away with her.

In order to be able to love her for a long time, Qin Yizhen is willing to devote his sweat and energy.

It's just that Qin Yichun's physical strength and tendons are still inferior to Yan Beiqi's.Always running and being left far away, Yan Beiqi could only stand there helplessly waiting for the turtle to catch up.

In the end, Qin Yizhen stood there shaking his hands and said, "I really can't do it, you can run away by yourself."

Yan Beiqi pondered for a moment, and carried her back at once: "Don't give up, don't compromise for the sake of your health, come, I'll run with you. As I said, I will do anything with you."

Qin Yichun was a little confused, but in the next second Yan Beiqi ran away with her on his back.Lying on Yan Beiqi's back, Qin Yichun always felt that something was wrong, weird.

Then, they met an acquaintance on the road.

The acquaintance greeted and said, "What are you doing?"

Yan Beiqi stood still and answered solemnly: "Take her for a run and exercise."

The acquaintance was stunned: "Running with weights or something, I can't see that you can work so hard for exercise..."

Then, the acquaintance left.

Yan Beiqi ran two more steps, stopped his feet again, and turned his head slightly: "Mr. Qin, I don't think this is appropriate. It seems like I'm just exercising, but you haven't exercised at all, and it won't help you at all."

Did she know that Qin Yichun helped her forehead? !Fool.

5) The stupidest hero

After Qin Yichun's new article was serialized in Qianyu Magazine, the response was surprisingly good.

Seeing that Qin Yichun wrote such a handsome and charming male protagonist, everyone expressed incredulity.

After all, in the past, Qin Yichun couldn't write good male characters.

But this time, Qin Yizhen figured it out, what she wanted to write was each character.It's her character, not herself, to fall in love with a man.What she wanted to write was other people's stories, not her own.

Also, she was writing about an interesting person, not a specific man or woman.Who is the interesting person, probably Yan Beiqi.With that in mind, she rolled up her sleeves and started working.

However, during the serialization period, although Qin Yizhen's novels were quite popular and the popularity was extremely high, the direction of this popularity was a bit wrong.

She felt that her style of commenting on romance novels was different from others'.

In Huiyue's romance novels, everyone's comments on the hero are basically:

"The male lead is so handsome, I really like it!"

"Does such a gentle man as the male lead really exist? It's so dreamy, I want a jingle~"

"Good Su, oh my little heart, I can't take it anymore!"

……

However, the comments Qin Yichun's hero got were:

"The male protagonist is so stupid hahaha!"

"The hero is so stupid hahaha!"

"The male protagonist is stupid and stupid hahaha!"

……

Qin Yizhen suddenly began to think about one thing, is her Bei Qi really so stupid, so stupid and so funny?But she just thinks it's cute.

But okay, a few months later, when she saw the bookworms in the book club counting the "stupidest hero in history" and pulling her novel hero to the first place, she gave up.

The author has something to say: uh...

Forgive me for cutting part of the original plan

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