The editor is always teasing me gl

When it was time to go to bed at night, Qin Yichun turned off the light, and then lay down under the blanket.

As a result, within 20 seconds of closing her eyes, she suddenly opened them again, and even the light and shadow projected on the curtains outside could be imagined as ghosts by her.

It's so scary. Why was the movie I watched today so scary? !Do you want to scare a bunch of people to death by filming such horrors?

Yes, her reflex arc occasionally seems a little long.

Qin Yichun unconsciously pulled the quilt to cover his head, but he still felt that there were ghosts floating outside the quilt one after another, and his whole body trembled with fright.

So, if you have nothing to do, watch a horror movie...

In a blink of an eye, the Spring Festival is here.

After Qin Yichun packed his things, he went home.

She is ready to become a Buddha immediately and be urged to marry by her parents, and this year is no exception.

However, she still didn't expect that she would be taken out by her parents to find the master for marriage.

The master lit sandalwood, and the smoke curled up.

Qin Yichun sat there drowsy, but in the end he was almost knocked out of his wits by the master's words.

The master said: "If you can't find a lover at the age of 27, you may really have to be a bachelor for life. So this year is very critical. If there is anyone around who is not bad, try to develop one or two."

After listening to Qin Yichun, he was so stupid that even his steps when returning home were in vain.

In the end, be a bachelor for life?

So, is it really possible to be an old maid for a lifetime?

The corner of Qin Yichun's mouth was twitching, and Yan Beiqi's face could not help but flashed in his mind, as well as the days when he and Yan Beiqi would eat vegetarian food, chant Buddha, and have no desire to abstain from sex.

Ah, long live friendship, friendship lasts forever, come, cheers to friendship!Nonsence.

"Namo Amitabha." Qin Yizhen raised his hand and muttered into the air.

"Daughter, calm down, calm down! His calculations are definitely inaccurate!" On the way home, Qin's mother grabbed Qin Yichun's hand and pressed it down, "Look at you, you don't look ugly at all, and your personality is not too ugly. Where is the difference, how could it be possible to be an orphan if you can't find it this year?"

She doesn't look so ugly... she's her real mother.

However, after this incident, Qin Yizhen has not been urged by her parents this year.

Because, seeing her face of despair, despair and loss of appetite, her parents didn't have time to comfort her, so they kept talking about a lot of things.

years later.

With the arrival of March, the temperature has moved away from the biting cold in midwinter and has become much gentler. Everything is gradually recovering, and the dead silence in winter is finally replaced by the playfulness of spring.

At this moment, Qin Yichun's new book has also been written and sent to the editor.

Sitting down at the desk with a cup of milk tea, she opened the calendar and looked at it, then counted with her fingers, and was horrified to find that a quarter of the new year on the Gregorian calendar had already passed without knowing it.

Even Gu Jia decided to get out of her emotional pain and was going to find a girlfriend.

And she is still single.

In a trance, Qin Yichun found out that Aling was married, Qianzi was in love, Gu Jia was going to pick up girls, and a lot of people on the Weibo homepage were out of order. The whole world seemed to be in love, as if I'm really the only one left alone.

No, there is also Yan Beiqi.

"You said, does such a thing as long-term love really exist?" In the dessert shop with Qianzi, Qin Yichun stirred the fairy grass taro balls in front of him, and asked Qianzi suspiciously.

"It's not necessarily true after a long time, maybe I can only become a gun.friend."

"I'm serious..." Qin Yichun glanced at her.

"It may exist, I think, and there are still examples."

"But if you don't call at the beginning, as time goes by, as you become more and more familiar with each other, and your shortcomings are exposed more and more, shouldn't most people be less interested in each other? Is it really possible to call? "Qin Yichun asked again.

After hearing this, Qianzi thought for a long time: "Don't, don't ask me, I don't know either!"

Is it really possible?Qin Yichun propped his cheeks with his hands, his eyes seemed to be filled with layers of fog.

"However, I think, instead of spending so much time on Yan Beiqi, you might as well focus on other people first, maybe you can get out of the order, right?" Qian Zi is still not very optimistic about Yan Beiqi Qi.

"Let's talk." Qin Yichun lowered his head and stirred the contents of the cup.

"At the end of the day, this is only your own business, and I can't say anything, you can just weigh it yourself." Qian Zi finally said such a sentence.

When Qin Yichun returned home, he was still in a daze, and then suddenly a thought popped into his head: "At worst, let's be an old bachelor with her, what's the point, love is not food and water, it is not a necessity of life .”

After thinking about it, Qin Yichun slapped himself on the forehead - is she okay?You don't have a fever?

What should I do if I can't catch up after chasing, and I don't know how to chase at all?Suddenly, an idea popped into Qin Yichun's mind, simply, in the next book, I will write a story about a person who learns to chase people, learn to fall in love, and then makes a lot of strange things happen. It was... written to myself.

However, the material is seriously lacking...

Just as Qin Yizhen was thinking this way, Yan Beiqi called.

"Teacher Qin, what are you doing?" Yan Beiqi asked.

"Thinking about the outline of the next book." Qin Yichun replied.

"Any clues?" Yan Beiqi asked again.

Therefore, Qin Yichun told her his brain hole.

"But even so, I still think it's very difficult. After all, I have too little inspiration in this area. Because I don't have enough imagination, and I don't have much experience in love, and I don't have anything to refer to." Qin Yizhen sighed.

If she had enough tricks, she wouldn't be so powerless in chasing Yan Beiqi.

After chatting for a while, Qin Yizheng hung up the phone, then sighed while drinking juice.

A few minutes later, she received another call from Yan Beiqi.

"Hello?" Qin Yichun picked up the phone after drying his hands.

"Teacher Qin, I have an idea." At this moment, Yan Beiqi spoke.

"You said."

"How about this, since you don't have a date now, let's be a simulated lover. Maybe this can provide you with a lot of inspiration. Teacher Qin, believe me, I will definitely help you find inspiration." Yan Beiqi said.

After listening to Qin Yizhen, he felt that the world had turned upside down.God, is this really the legendary "Drip of Water and Spring of Grace"? !

"Ahaha, haha..." Qin Yichun was paralyzed while holding the phone.

"Mr. Qin?"

"Mo, simulating love???" Qin Yichun felt that this was definitely not a solution that normal people could come up with.

"Yes. You can decide the exact duration." Yan Beiqi's voice sounded very serious.

the next day.

Inside the beauty salon.

"Simulated love?!" Bai Shuya and Qianzi burst into screams at the same time.

"Yes, tell me, what exactly is she thinking?" Qin Yichun lay on the white bed and let out a sigh of relief.

"Is it true that she has always wanted to date you, but she was more reserved?" At this time, Bai Shuya suddenly regained her spirits.

"No... It's just that I did her a favor, so after that, she tried her best to help me with my affairs." Qin Yizhen had long since stopped believing that Yan Beiqi would be interested in him.

After all, there is a big illusion in life, that is: she likes me.

"If you think about it a little more, maybe it's because she doesn't like me at all, and she doesn't have to worry about getting emotionally involved with me, that's why she can do that... But if that's the case, when she pats her butt and leaves, But I sank even deeper into the quagmire, and even ten cows couldn't pull it out, what can I do." Qin Yichun looked up at the ceiling, as if he had turned into a dead body.

"Then did you refuse?" Qian Zi asked.

Qin Yizhen shook his head: "I said I'll think about it."

"Then have you decided to give up on her?" Qian Zi asked again.

Qin Yichun still shook his head: "It really doesn't mean that you can let it go if you can let it go."

At the beginning, when she first fell in love with Yan Beiqi, she thought about whether to give up, but in the end, did she let go?Not yet.

Every time I want to let go, but I still get hooked when I meet.

On the other side, Yan Beiqi is watching a love reality show with Deng Deng.

"Does your method really work?" Yan Beiqi held the remote control, turned his head to look at the electric light next to him holding a KFC family bucket, his eyes were full of doubts.

"Didn't you say that she wants to write a love story but has no love inspiration? Isn't it good for you to use this to get close to her? Don't worry. Look, these love variety shows are all performed by two stars, right? Did the fake drama really happen after the show? And those TV dramas, didn’t many stars really get together because of the drama after acting as a couple? Don’t worry, it will definitely work! As long as you perform well enough, don’t Stupid, she will definitely fall in love with you in the process!" Dian Deng wiped his mouth with a piece of paper.

"Why do I still feel that you are cheating on me... how can a normal person agree."

"You don't believe me? You, a person with zero experience in love, still don't believe me, a person with a lot of experience in love?" After Deng Deng finished speaking, he snorted, "Okay, don't worry. By the way, after she makes her debut as a writer , I will definitely buy her debut work!"

Yan Beiqi thought about it, and he also thought it was feasible.

After all, in this way, she can get in touch with Qin Yichun in all directions under the guise of imitating a lover, and she doesn't have to think about any excuses to get close.so good.

In the next few days, Qin Yichun was still in an unreal state.

Finally, at dusk, after thinking for a long time, she wrote down the matter Yan Beiqi and herself had mentioned, and planned to take it to a lesbian forum to see what other people said.

After that, she took a title called "The person I have a crush on wants to play a real-life dating simulation game with me, and I really want to know what she thinks", and she sent it out.

A few minutes later, the following reply almost made her vomit blood.

[1st floor]: The author's writing is good, looking forward to the next article.

[2F]: Update quickly!

……

Qin Yichun was stunned, and then deleted the post and quit the forum.

However, no matter how entangled Ren Qin Yizhen was, when he received Yan Beiqi's question again, he agreed with a twitch of his brain.

After agreeing, Qin Yichun pinched the phone, and fell into a deep silence with Yan Beiqi on the other side of the phone.

"I..." Qin Yichun stood on the balcony, looked down, then turned around, raised his hand and pinched the root of the mountain.

God, now Qin Yizhen really doesn't even know what to say.It seems that we can no longer get along with each other like before, but...

The relationship between her and Yan Beiqi seems to have changed from friends to more and more mysterious unconsciously.

"I..." Yan Beiqi seemed to be stupefied in an instant, not knowing what to do next, but the hole he dug by himself had to be filled even while kneeling.