Master Swordsmith[Comprehensive]

Zong Jue's tone was serious and innocent, his eyes were blinking and his tail was quietly protruding from the hem of his clothes and curled up at his feet. If he was in a wild state, he would be squatting in a serious manner now, so serious that it makes people reluctant to say anything serious to him .

Bai Ze is not such a soft-hearted character—of course not, the old monsters who can live from the Cretaceous to the present rarely have a flood of compassion, but occasionally there are one or two special cases.

Especially the one in front of him is not the old fox who has cultivated to the point of pissing him off every minute. The Yegan in his youth is like a milk dog who can only be rubbed, with his ears quivering on the top of his head, which makes him unable to bear the provocation. He raised his hand and rubbed it up.

"Huh?" Zong Jue tilted his head in confusion, but he still bent down cooperatively to let Bai Ze rub it. To be honest, Yegan's tail, ears, and ears are not as sensitive as others imagined, and the hand feeling is not as good as imagined. He has always been unable to understand what other people are obsessed with his ears and tails. Didn't he see that he is often too lazy to lick his fur?

I hate it.

"I'll forgive you if I go drinking with me later." Bai Ze looked at Zong Jue's gentle appearance that he hadn't seen in a thousand years, and all kinds of bad ideas in his heart grew wildly like weeds, although the guy next to the ghost lamp laughed Extremely upset, but thinking about the good life after getting rid of the troubles, Bai Ze decided not to bother with him magnanimously.

"Ah, that's right." Bai Ze still pinched Zong Jue's ear with one hand, pointed to the ghost lamp with the other hand, and said to the guests standing beside him, "He is in charge of hell here, and the matter of the Great Sage can be dealt with." Ask him for help." Don't come to him for anything and disturb his midnight date with the girls.

"Great Sage?" Gui Deng raised his eyebrows, and then he noticed the guest who was standing on the side and kept scratching his ears, "Which one?"

Bai Ze shrugged, "That's him."

The young man with burrs looked around, grabbed the ghost lamp's shoulders and said with a smile: "Since the little brother knows my grandson, then I will stop talking too much. I also encountered some troubles when I came here this time. Brothers help one or two."

As he spoke, he raised his hands to scratch his ears as if he was not used to it, and stomped on the ground anxiously.

"Please tell me." Facing the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who has pierced the sky and flattened the earth, Gui Deng consciously adjusted his attitude to respect.

Well, I have to remember to tell King Yan Mo to hide the book of life and death later, if the record is torn up by this one like the next door, he will go crazy on the spot.

You must know that everyone in the recording department is already in a worrying psychological state.

"This..." It was still so embarrassing and embarrassing to say the matter, the Great Sage coughed dryly for a while before he said, "My weapon is the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, so a few days ago..." He said while I couldn't help reaching out to scratch my ears, "Well, I ran away from home."

Back then when he was escorting Tang Monk to the west to learn scriptures, he laughed at the fairy children and beasts in the fairy houses who couldn't manage to run outside. How could he have thought that his own weapon, which was turned by wind and water, would actually learn to run away from home, and relied on The so-called globalization has gone a long way now, and when he wakes up from meditation, what he sees is a crooked letter on the table that looks quite like him.

He is not worried about what the golden cudgel will suffer outside. After all, his weapon was taught by him after he became sane. The domineering girl in the village was approached by the gods next door, at least it was a seventy, eighty or ninety-page self-criticism.

——When he was forced to write a review by the Buddha for the first time, the feeling that he couldn't make up enough words made him really choose to be suppressed for another 500 years.

The Buddha didn't even ask Master to help him!

"Golden cudgel?" Gui Deng said in surprise, "It's really a coincidence that he is now in Yan Mo Temple." Without waiting for the Great Sage to answer, he continued, "Because of him, one of our employees is now I can't work for the time being." Ghost Lantern gestured to Zong Jue, who was surrounded by Xiaohumaru and Yueyiming, who was following Bai Ze's tricks and tried to change himself back to the young Onogan, "Now it's the end of the year hell, and there are not enough people. Time, so he volunteered to stay and help."

"That's it." If the great sage before he converted to Buddhism no matter whose fault it is, he would have to protect his own weapon first, no matter how many years he has recited Buddha for hundreds of years, his temper has improved a lot, knowing that hell will be busy at the end of the year How far—the few hell friends he has made in recent years all bring their own bedding to live in the office at the end of the year, and they can copy weapons and fight with anyone who disturbs their work—relatively speaking, the attitude of the ghost lamp is really Not bad, "Then can I go and see him?"

No matter what, go and see if the golden cudgel has been bullied and whether he really voluntarily stayed to make up for his mistakes. If he was wronged and forced to stay as a child laborer, he naturally doesn't mind taking the risk of a hundred and ten pages of self-criticism to make the next door hell It was blown up, but if you really voluntarily and honestly stay in hell to work...

"Master, why are you here?!" Jin Kuopang, who was carrying a lot of documents and sang nursery rhymes with Zashiki Doji, saw his master walk in the door as if he had seen a ghost, and the ending sound changed and ran up.

"Why can't I come!" the Great Sage said with his eyes hanging, "If I don't come, will I see you causing trouble for others?"

"I... I didn't cause trouble..." Jin Choubang said with a guilty conscience, "That, that, they can all prove it! I am serious about my work!"

He talked about the first and second sons beside Lala, and nodded vigorously.

The first son and the second son nodded and exchanged blank glances.

"Okay, okay, hurry up and go back with me!" The Great Sage frowned.

"I'm not going back." Jin Choubang's face turned green when he heard it, "Being a monk is not only chanting scriptures, but also chanting scriptures. What's the fun?"

Having experienced the magnificent twists and turns of 81-[-]-[-], the life of being a monk on Lingshan was so boring to the monkey-tempered Golden Cudgel that he almost went crazy. Apart from chanting scriptures and sitting in meditation, there were no individual entertainment items, and the host was comfortable. The time flies by with eyes closed, and I don't think about how difficult it is for him.

"I, I want to eat meat! I also want to play games!" Jin Choubang complained angrily, "Lingshan doesn't even have a network cable! Do you know that Tianting has introduced VR real scenes! And Kunlun Mountain! Nezha said that people LANs were used 800 years ago!"

Of course he loves his master, but without the Internet, it really cannot be supported by love.

In the Three Realms, there are not many spirits and gods who can talk to him with a similar mind. He lives in a place where no network signal can be found. If this continues, he will not be able to keep up with the chat topics of his friends. Squeeze out.

"Hey, isn't it just the Internet! When I get back, I'll pull the root for you from the idiot." Don't think that the Great Sage didn't know that his second junior brother was fine and secretly pulled the network cable in the cave to watch those foreign paper people. There is nothing a monk should have. Purity of heart and asceticism.

"It doesn't matter! I won't go back!" Jin Choubang turned his head, "If I don't go back, I won't go back!"

"Are you really not going back?"

"not going back!"

They were arguing lively over there, and Yan Mo Dawang was trying to persuade them to quarrel, Ghost Lantern touched his chin and said: "I always feel a little bit of a sense of déjà vu."

"Indeed..." The little ghost Tang Gua, who was holding the document, also said, "I seem to have seen this kind of scene somewhere."

The little ghost eggplant tilted his head for a while and then knocked his fist, "Ah! It's like a rebellious son and a menopausal mother..."

Tang Gua covered the eggplant's mouth and laughed awkwardly at the Golden Cudgel and the Great Sage whom Youzhi had seen together, then turned around and dragged his hair who would never read the air and fled quickly.

In order not to let the eggplant become the fuse to destroy diplomatic relations, they should report later.

"Forget it, are you sure you don't want to go back?" the Great Sage asked with his arms folded.

"At least, at least wait for that person to heal." Jin Choubang was still thinking about Zong Jue who was almost beaten back to his original shape by his own stick, "Then you pull the network cable and I will go back."

"Okay!" The Great Sage suddenly smiled, "You work hard here."

"I--I just went to play casually." The smile on his face grew bigger and bigger, with a hint of cunning, he turned his head and asked Ghost Lamp, "How come Akihabara, Bajie?" The idiot asked me to bring him something."

In addition, there are new game consoles that Guanyinjia Shancai and Longnv want to buy, Chang'e and other fairies asked him to buy Christmas limited cosmetics, and even Yang Jian asked him to bring a big box for Xiaotiangou. Pile up pet snacks, and you are not afraid to eat Chinese fine dogs into a ball.

Since Jin Choubang voluntarily stays here to help work in hell, he can take the opportunity to be lazy and give himself a vacation-do you think he likes to read scriptures and sit in meditation? If you really want to choose him, he would rather be in Huaguoshan How is Monkey King?

"Come on and work." Under the incredible eyes of his monkey, the Great Sage rubbed the soft little curly hair on his head, humming a song and followed the ghost lamp to the passage to the world, "Don't be lazy."

Jin Choubang stared at his master's back, which was not at all lingering and unrestrained, his face turned blue and purple several times, and there was a faint black energy coming out of him, which caused King Yan Mo to take a few steps back - big size doesn't mean He has strong combat effectiveness, but he is purely civilian.

"Are you OK?"

The first son and the second son ignored Yan Mo Dawang's efforts to greet them in the past, and held the hands of La's new friends from left to right, and comforted him in stammering Chinese.

"Don't be sad." "Let's play together."

The black air on Jin Cudgel's body almost completely covered him, then he sniffled, hugged one son and two sons and cried loudly.

"Most, I hate my master the most!"

The Great Sage felt his ears itching again, and couldn't help stretching out his hands to scratch them.

Hmm... Shall I say hello to Bai Ze...

As he thought about it, he saw a certain white figure swaying into the flower street holding the little fox that had shrunk to a young age, so he silently turned his gaze back.

Forget it, Bai Ze is quite busy.

Zong Jue was tucked under Bai Ze's arm, and sneezed loudly when stimulated by the strong smell of perfume from the girl who came over.

"It's so cute!" The girls looked at Gan Ono, who looked like a soft toy with glowing eyes, and their attitude towards Bai Ze was many times warmer than before.

"It's easy to talk about." Bai Ze casually handed Zong Jue to Xiaohuwan and Yue Duoming who were waiting, and took the girl's hand to pour sweet words like no money.

"Are you okay?" Yue Duming caressed the hair on Zong Jue's back distressedly.

"Do you need to go outside to get some air?" Xiaohuwan gently fanned Zong Jue, who was touched by Ye Gan with his wet nose.

"Woo..." The young Ye Gan, who barely turned back to his childhood appearance, moaned weakly, and was so stimulated by his own baby voice that he wanted to bury his head in the sand and play dead.

If it weren't for the fact that Bai Ze was as important to him as an elder like Izanami-sama, he would have already bit on it.

I don’t want to be in heat and courtship anymore QAQ