Feng Shui Master of Fast Travel

Fang Jihe entered the door, didn't dare to sit down, first smiled flatteringly at Du Mingzhou: "Cousin."

Du Mingzhou indicated the direction of the sofa with his chin and allowed him to sit down.

Fang Jihe was already ready to face the hail of bullets, but he didn't expect that the always ferocious enemy just waved a small flag and gave up hastily, which made him even more uneasy, and he sat in a corner of the opposite sofa with trepidation.

Qiao Guanglan poured a glass of water for Fang Jihe, put it on the table, glanced between the two of them, as if considering which end he should sit on.

Du Mingzhou didn't look at him, and said seemingly unintentionally: "Ji He, you have just been discharged from the hospital and your body hasn't recovered yet, so sit back."

Fang Jihe was so flattered that he almost cried and adjusted his sitting posture quickly.

Qiao Guanglan sat next to Du Mingzhou.

Du Mingzhou had a villain in his heart, he rolled a few times, jumped up and laughed.

He asked Fang Jihe: "You made such a big commotion, why are you looking for Dr. Qiao?"

Fang Jihe didn't answer this question immediately, he was a little dazed.

Everyone knows that Du Mingzhou doesn't like to get too close to others, whether he's attending a banquet or going out as a guest. He has to arrange his seat specially to keep him separate from others. But today, this...

His eyes quickly turned around between Qiao Guanglan and Du Mingzhou, and he felt that Dr. Qiao must be extraordinary and should not be messed with, so he explained: "Brother, I really don't want to trouble Dr. Qiao, Cao Qiu and his gang I have been working as a thug at the bottom before, and I seem to be quite capable. I was promoted not long ago, but I didn't expect to be so blind! Dr. Qiao saved my life, how could I repay my kindness..."

Qiao Guanglan interrupted his chatter: "How did Young Master Fang know that I saved your life?"

Francis He said: "Don't look at me unconscious, I actually feel it! A few days ago, I was very uncomfortable. I felt as if I was wrapped in a big black bag. There was no light around me, and I was panicked. , As a result, it suddenly became bright yesterday afternoon. I woke up and asked, and at that time, Dr. Qiao, you were in the ward. Thank you, thank you very much."

Qiao Guanglan said: "You're welcome, your illness is only under control temporarily, and you may lie down again at any time."

Francis River: "..."

Du Mingzhou said: "Tell me, what happened to the cat that night?"

Francis He said: "Cat? Cat? Ah, cat! Didn't we see it together? I didn't release it, and I don't know what happened... What does this have to do with my illness? "

Du Mingzhou stared into his eyes and said calmly, "Really?"

Under his eyes, Fang Jihe couldn't even speak clearly: "Yes, yes. I'm not idle, how could I compete with a cat!"

After he finished speaking, Qiao Guanglan suddenly picked up the glass of water on the table and poured it on the Fangji River.

His movement was so sudden that Fang Jihe didn't have time to hide, so he had to close his eyes, and he was ready to be crystal clear and cold, but he didn't expect that there was not much water in Qiao Guanglan's glass, and it would disappear immediately when it was splashed on him He disappeared without a trace, but the paw prints on his body were revealed.

Fang Jihe turned pale with shock: "What is this?"

Qiao Guanglan said: "That's right, what is this? You have hurt some animal, and it came to seek revenge from you."

Fang Jihe was taken aback for a moment, and Du Mingzhou suddenly put the water glass heavily on the table, and said, "Don't tell me yet?"

His temper came suddenly, not only Fang Jihe, but even Qiao Guanglan who was closest to him was taken aback. After he reacted, he changed his sitting position solemnly, pretending that nothing had happened.

Fang Jihe hurriedly said: "It's not that I don't say it, I'm just thinking. Cousin, you know that I was ignorant when I was young, and I suffered from severe secondary illness. But that was a long time ago. After being beaten up by you, I never did that kind of thing again. How do I remember it now? It’s not like you didn’t see it. I said I would crush the cat to death that day. Didn't it brake in the end?"

He was naughty since he was a child, and his parents couldn't control him, but he was afraid of this cousin.In fact, if Du Mingzhou hadn't dealt with him every time he got into trouble, Fang Jihe would have gone wrong. Because of this, he never dared to lie in front of Du Mingzhou.

Du Mingzhou tapped his knuckles on the table unconsciously. He always liked to do this when he was thinking. Qiao Guanglan looked at his little movements and was a little dazed.

Fang Jihe said with a sad face: "I have already realized my mistake. If I can survive this time, I must be enthusiastic about public welfare and love small animals. But I didn't mean to abuse them before. I, I really just didn't care much about this aspect. , Now I know, their life is also their life, whoever dies will suffer, I feel very uncomfortable now, I will pay attention in the future..."

Du Mingzhou interrupted his chatter, and said directly to Qiao Guanglan: "What he said is the truth."

Qiao Guanglan looked away from Du Mingzhou's hand, glanced at the faces of the two, and asked, "Young Master Fang, can I visit your house?"

The answer is certainly yes.

While in the car, Qiao Guanglan asked Du Mingzhou to tell about the basic situation of Fang Jihe's family - he felt that if Fang Jihe talked about this matter, he would have to go to Mars.

Du Mingzhou was really concise, and Qiao Guanglan soon understood that Fang Jihe's mother was Du Mingzhou's sister-in-law, and his father's family was also in business. Although his family background was not as good as that of the Du family, it was no problem to become a rich man. His parents had a very good relationship and had no other children.The father's relatives only have one uncle, who passed away the year before last.

Qiao Guanglan was quite surprised, touched his chin and said, "That's not right."

Du Mingzhou asked: "What's wrong?"

Qiao Guanglan was very regretful, and muttered in a low voice: "The family is so happy, and the members are so simple... According to my experience, the marriage of a wealthy family should generally be that the husband and wife seem to be in harmony with each other, sharing the same bed with different dreams, each finding a lot of lovers outside, and the rest of the children I am like a little cabbage at home, being bullied by the brothers and sisters of the third student. If this is the case, at least I can give me a few suspects to analyze, such as brothers fighting for family property, the third child is the superior, or the mother cannot ask the father for reasons He loves to hate and angers his children, and simply kills his own children or something."

Fang Jihe: "..." Hey, I'm still sitting here!

Du Mingzhou listened with relish, and asked with great interest: "Is there any more?"

When Qiao Guanglan said it, he didn't yy Fang Jihe at all, and substituted it himself: "Or I'm very hardworking, and I've dated many girlfriends, one of them is very vicious, and I feel that what I can't get will be destroyed, so I plan to kill me .Or I'm very infatuated, but the person I love doesn't love me, and hates my entanglement, and then I couldn't bear it and planned to kill me when I ruined her relationship with her true love again..."

Although he was very afraid of facing his warm-hearted and cold-hearted cousin, Fang Jihe still felt that after being killed so many times, it was necessary for him to intervene: "Uh, Dr. Qiao, the problem you mentioned basically does not exist... ..."

Qiao Guanglan said, "Why?"

Du Mingzhou said: "Last month, he was jealous of others in the bar and broke other people's heads. I locked him up for a month and checked all his usual contacts. If it's about relationship issues, At least within a month, there will be no chance to start."

That's true, another thread was broken, Qiao Guanglan thought about it.

Du Mingzhou said: "The story you just told is very interesting."

Qiao Guanglan said, "Do you like to listen?"

Du Mingzhou nodded.

Qiao Guanglan said: "Then I'll amway you, open the App Store on your mobile phone, search for 'Jinjiang', and then download that green app, it's full of these things, you can watch as much as you want."

Du Mingzhou showed great interest, nodded, and downloaded the app immediately. After installing the app, he clicked on it, but couldn't open it for a long time.

He showed it to Qiao Guanglan, and Qiao Guanglan was calm and composed: "Just get used to it, the website always smokes."

Du Mingzhou remained calm: "Smoking is a good thing, it means that the traffic is high."

Qiao Guanglan said: "Yes, and it can exercise endurance and explosive power. Whether it is a reader or an author, the people who have been in Jinjiang are amazing."

Du Mingzhou casually searched Baidu Encyclopedia: "Famous...female literature website in mainland China?"

Qiao Guanglan sighed and said: "Yeah, I didn't know there was such a website before, but before a blind date, the introducer told me that the woman has no other hobbies, but likes to read some novels here. There is a common language, I have read a lot, and then I know it.”

Du Mingzhou's attention was brought to the blind date, his eyebrows moved slightly, and he asked calmly: "So you must be very happy talking, right?"

Qiao Guanglan said: "Oh, that's it. I didn't know until we met. I was looking for the wrong channel. I was watching a romance novel. What does she like... Pure love? It's the kind that makes gay or lily , there is nothing to talk about, I didn’t understand it at the time. But the little girl is very cute, so we talked about other things.”

Du Mingzhou: "..."

Qiao Guanglan said: "By the way, it doesn't matter if there is an author who is drunk. He just writes this kind of thing. The writing is very bloody. He often abuses people like you. You must be vigilant when you see her novels. I will help you. Demining."

Du Mingzhou is not interested in the author of Goofy Blood, what he cares about is: "Later, you and that lady..."

Qiao Guanglan suddenly lost his interest in talking: "Don't mention it, I was disturbed by a bitch."

Du Mingzhou felt an inexplicable kindness towards that "slut", and couldn't help showing a little smile. Du Mingzhou attributed this to taking pleasure in Qiao Guanglan's misfortune.

Apart from this incident, he was also happy that he seemed to have found a way to live in harmony with Qiao Guanglan. Hmph, this kid was dissatisfied here and there at first, isn't he talking happily with himself now?One day, let him fully feel the charm of Master Du.

Du Mingzhou didn't realize that before he wanted others to admit defeat, he might be the one who lost first.

Sitting in the co-pilot, Fang Jihe saw the two chatting so passionately through the rearview mirror, and his inner shock was beyond words.

Speaking of novels... Could he also reasonably suspect that his cousin was taken away?All kinds of performances are really abnormal.

In the atmosphere of "one person stares, two people talk, three people swim", the Fang family arrived.

Qiao Guanglan got out of the car, but before he got in, his gaze was fixed.

Although he had never really seen his abilities, Qiao Guanglan had a kind of aura in his speech, which made Fang Jihe believe in him unknowingly in the casual conversation.Seeing Qiao Guanglan's face change at this time, his heart also turned cold, and he asked fearfully: "Doctor, ah no, master, is there something wrong with my house?"

Qiao Guanglan's phone rang. He glanced at it, pressed it down, and pointed forward with his chin: "When was this big tree planted?"

Fang Jihe followed his gaze to look at the big tree at the door, and quickly said: "I don't remember, this tree was there when I was born. But it was struck by lightning just two days ago, and it became like this. That, Kind of ugly, isn't it?"

Qiao Guanglan walked to the tree and tapped it with his knuckles: "The so-called 'a hollow tree is opposite the door, and there are tears in the house', this tree is located in front of your door, and it was struck hollow by lightning again. Fortunately, it didn't take long. , Otherwise, a small disaster will lead to a big disaster, and the trouble will be big, so let's pull it out."

Fang Jihe was taken aback, and immediately remembered that it was the evening after the heavy rain, when the family of three went out, the car suddenly failed to brake and hit the guardrail next to it. Except for his father's head that hit the windshield and a bruise on his forehead, no one else It's okay, but it's dangerous.

His back broke out in cold sweat, and he said repeatedly: "I'll pull it out, I'll pull it out right away!"

"Pull what?"

Following this question, a middle-aged man in his 50s strode up, followed by a young girl in her early 20s.

Fang Jihe turned his head and laughed: "Dad, little sister, you are here."

Du Mingzhou first whispered to Qiao Guanglan: "This is Fang Jihe's father and cousin, Fang Bin, Fang Zhuzhu."

Then he smiled at Fang Bin: "Uncle."

Fang Bin's face was originally calm, but he softened when he saw Du Mingzhou, and nodded: "Mingzhou is also here."

He turned to Fang Jihe and snapped, "Why did you get out of the hospital?!"

Qiao Guanglan: "..." These words don't seem like what a father should say to his son who just recovered from a serious illness.

He complained secretly in his heart, when he raised his head, Fang Zhuzhu looked over with bright eyes and smiled at himself, he was stunned for a moment, and returned a smile.

Du Mingzhou coughed heavily and glanced at Fang Zhuzhu, who stuck out his tongue at him and looked away.

Before Fang Jihe could express his joy of being discharged from the hospital, his father sprayed him all over the face: "Dad, did you pick me up in the trash can?"

Fang Bin said: "It's reasonable for you to pretend to be sick? Do you know that these few days have frightened your mother into sickness! I have never heard of a heart attack and a coma for a few days. You can be alive and kicking just after waking up. Say, you broke into it again What's wrong? What's the conspiracy of pretending to be sick?"

Francis River: "..."

He felt a little wronged, but it was still a trivial matter at the moment, the key point was: "Mom is sick, is it serious?"

Fang Bin snorted, not wanting to talk to him, and it was Du Mingzhou who spoke: "It's all right now."

Qiao Guanglan found out that Du Mingzhou was really a pillar of the family, so he took care of the internal and external affairs.

Fang Jihe became impatient: "Dad, let me tell you that I am not pretending to be sick. Do you believe that I can lie in bed without moving for so many days without going out? Even if I kill someone, I can't!"

Fang Bin: "..." It makes sense, but I was speechless.

Francis He said: "Let me tell you, Mom must be worried about me, but I'm not mad at her for being sick. It's because there is a big hollow tree in front of our house!"

When Fang Bin came over just now, he had actually heard what Qiao Guanglan said, and there was only one word in his mind, "bullshit".

Now that it was not enough for a godly young man to talk about it, his own son, who was not so good at the head, was still talking about it, his eyes immediately glared, and he said, "Nonsense!"

Qiao Guanglan smiled at the side, thinking that he was really pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, he really wanted to say this to himself.

Fang Jihe had no eyesight, so he couldn't see his father's dissatisfaction: "It's not my nonsense. It's what Dr. Qiao said. I was cured by Dr. Qiao. Let's pull up this tree!"

Fang Bin was really surprised. It was only then that he took a closer look at Qiao Guanglan: "Is this the doctor in the hospital?"

He deliberately emphasized the word "doctor".

Du Mingzhou was a little dissatisfied with Fang Bin's attitude. He frowned slightly and was about to speak when Qiao Guanglan went up to meet him.

He stretched out his hand towards Fang Bin, and smiled: "Mr. Fang, hello, I am Fang Shao's attending physician, and I work part-time as a feng shui watcher."

Fang Bin shook hands with him blankly: "..."

What the hell is part-time Feng Shui? !

Qiao Guanglan let go of his hands behind his back, and said directly: "The direction of the gate is no problem, remember to pull out that tree, now I want to see the inside of the house, lead the way."

His attitude was so natural that it was irresistible. It wasn't until Fang Bin followed a few people into his yard that he realized that he was clearly trying to drive away this damn liar doctor just now.

Qiao Guanglan frowned as soon as he entered the yard: "The door is opposite to the window. Money comes and goes as fast as it comes, so we need to change it."

Fang Bin remembered that the few loans he had just earned had been completely lost in the stock market, his heart tightened suddenly, and he swallowed back what he was about to say.

Qiao Guanglan didn't give him time to think carefully, and continued in one breath: "The statues of the gods can't be placed around the house, they are easy to attract evil spirits; the door curtains are made of teardrops, the master is lonely, unlucky... When did this change, I don't feel depressed Is it? There are too many flowers and plants, so it should be done in moderation. Otherwise, you will absorb luck, and people will not be prosperous, and you will have headaches, insomnia, and dreaminess for no reason. Hey, Mr. Fang, have you moved the soil in the northwest corner of the garden recently? The foundation is damaged, please repair it with marble as soon as possible, otherwise your big business next month will be difficult..."

Fang Bin was stunned by his series of words. The Marxist world view that had been built for four or fifty years was collapsing.