[Comprehensive] Incredible!The Uchiha three-piece set on the opposite side is collectively fried!

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Hello everyone, I am classmate A.

Don't complain about my name, anyway, according to the script of this world, I am just a passerby, and the name is not important.

And the two people at the table in front of me are the protagonists of this world.

Don't ask what kind of world this is, in short, they are the ones who got the script.

It's a pity that this script is a script of a love drama, otherwise it wouldn't be my turn to complain about them.

My front desk is called Senju Bashirama, and the front desk of my front desk is called Uchiha Madara.I am the last one in our row, that is to say, my height crushes most people in the class.This also means that, whether voluntary or passive, I have to be forced by the director to act as the narrator, and I continue to unconditionally broadcast and explain the events that happen in the class every day.

So, here comes the question: why do I have to sit behind this man in the Senshou Pillar?

director!I apply for a seat change!

In fact, we should thank Senju Hashirama, because no one in the class wants to sit directly in the back seat of Uchiha Madara.

Look at that fried hair, not only blocks the students from looking at the blackboard, but also when you want to lie down and pretend to take notes but take a nap, you will feel: Life is so difficult, why do you want to stab me? beauty!

Whenever I think this way, Senjujuma will definitely touch Uchiha Madara's fried hair, and then secretly rub his face closer. If it weren't for my good ears, I wouldn't know he was there sniff nose.

Senju Bashima was lying on the table like an idiot, sniffing the fragrance from Madara Uchiha's hair, probably trying to guess which shampoo he used yesterday.

My attention was almost completely attracted by this idiot's behavior, and when I came back to my senses, this guy was already buried in his arms and fell asleep.

She slept so soundly that she didn't even snore.

The co-authored shampoo also has the effect of hypnosis and tranquilization?

I really envy this guy.

Whenever at this time, I would remind myself to take the class seriously, but when I looked up, I saw Uchiha Madara’s black fried hair and his right front table banner Kakashi’s white killing horse, and the bully was so cool that I took a class It's all useless.

Sometimes I would pretend not to care, and ask Senju Hashima in a joking tone: Do you have a crush on that killer at your front desk?

He would correct it every time: Ban is not Sha Matt!Then he said righteously: It's not a secret love!

Me: Oh, is that Minglian?I can see that you are almost becoming an idiot.

Senju Bashirama will say: Madara!Be my apocalypse!You can't defile him like that!

Hey, before you say this, wouldn't it be more convincing for you to take back the rippling look on your face?

In fact, what Senju Zhuma thinks about Uchiha Madara is sometimes really elusive.Let’s say he has nothing to do with Uchiha Madara. They have raised Young Tameren to “Apocalypse” before they believe that they have no affair. Say he has a crush on Uchiha Madara. It seems that the two often have conflicts , the kind full of gunpowder, definitely not the kind of dog food that is torn openly and secretly.

So what is the situation is also very confusing.

Senshou Bashirama insists that his front desk Uchiha Madara is his "apocalypse". When someone asks Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Madara will turn red and say with a painful face: Senshou That idiot Hashirama, let him die!

Well, I really think the relationship between the two of them is fascinating.

Sometimes when I enter the classroom through the front door and see Uchiha Madara turning his head to pass homework, Senju Hashirama would smile cheerfully at him.

Uchiha Madara ignored this big fool, turned his head to copy his homework, and Senju Hashirama would reach out and touch the top of his head.

——Mom!

Every time he does that, I get goosebumps.

Uchiha Madara, the chairman of the school discipline committee, the famous humanoid weapon in the school, is irritable and easy to run away. He has participated in the national aikido competition since he was a child. Wherever he goes, there is no grass (?).

To exaggerate, the only person in the whole world who can do this to him is probably at my front desk.

That's right, although it's a fact that not many people know, the two of them are indeed in love with each other.

By the way, Senshou Bashirama, I, who looks silly and natural at the front desk, is actually the student council president of our school... Should I say that there are blessings for fools?

I have imagined more than once that if these two people were together, our school would probably be captured by them.

From an action of Senju Hashirama, my thoughts tend to drift farther and farther, and without exception, it is the same scene: Uchiha Madara is waving a huge sickle to kill people on the playground, Senju Hashirama is carrying a huge The scrolls on one side were swept away for him, and the two of them blocked and killed the Buddha and harvested wave after wave of heads, including those of the principal, the dean, and the head teacher...it seems to be mine.

I shook my head and quickly got this imaginary scenario out of my mind.

It must be because I have played too many games recently, um.

There is a physical education class this afternoon, and the students gathered on the playground after changing their sportswear.

Uchiha Madara tied his slightly long hair into a small braid behind his head, and Senju Bashirama has a mushroom head. Standing together, the two of them always give people an aesthetic impact.

The physical education teacher pulled Uchiha Madara out: Uchiha Madara, why don't you cut your hair?School rules do not allow boys to grow hair!

Uchiha Madara's nostrils were turned upside down, and he dismissed the teaching of the physical education teacher: From today on, the school rules will be changed, and boys can grow their hair.

PE teacher: Who said that?How did I not hear it being said?

Uchiha Madara: As I said, you can just hear it now, and a notice will be issued before school ends.

The whole class & physical education teacher:? ? ?

Well, in fact, I also think Uchiha Madara's long hair is not bad, but the mushroom head in Senjuzhuma is simply unsightly and affects the appearance of the city!

I don’t know if it’s my illusion, Uchiha Madara seemed to glance at Senju Hashirama, and then added to the physical education teacher: Besides, some people’s short hair is only unsightly, it’s better to keep it black and long.

Yeah!So you think so too!

I looked up to the sky and screamed in my heart: finally someone disliked the mushroom head of Senju Bashirama!

The little turmoil before the physical education class passed like this, and the physical education teacher didn't go into it. After all, he had also heard of Uchiha Madara's fierce reputation, so he would turn a blind eye and close one eye—just attack him Uchiha Madara You must also turn a blind eye to your sports performance!

Uchiha Madara, who was the first to go up, finished the 50-meter run under the eyes of the whole class watching the play.

3 seconds exactly.

Depend on!Is this human? !

Jealousy makes me beyond recognition!

I grabbed Senshou Hashirama who was eager to try: Do you really have a crush on this non-human being!

Qianshou Zhujian moved his legs and feet, then opened his eyes wide and innocently said: I have said it many times, I am not secretly in love with him.

I let go of his arm: OK, OK, if you run past him, I will admit that you are not secretly in love with him!

Senshou Zhujian's eyes suddenly became serious: What you say is what you say!

and many more……

I'm not finished yet!

Senju Bashima grabbed the position of the next test run and assumed a strange preparatory posture.

As soon as the whistle sounded, he rushed out like the wind.

What a windy male paper.

In the blink of an eye, people are already standing at the finish line.

I vaguely saw him pat the physical education teacher on the shoulder, reminded the teacher to press the stop button with a smile, and then ran back towards me foolishly.

He also ran and shouted: How about it! 2 seconds exactly!Faster than Madara!You're about to admit it!

He waved to me triumphantly, and then ran up to me like a normal person.

The strange thing is that the people in the class did not overreact this time.

Hey, hey, this is obviously non-human!Why are you all in an eager attitude? !

I shrank myself to the end in fear, watching everyone else finish the 50-meter run.

5 seconds.

4 seconds 6.

5 seconds 3.

4 seconds 2.

……

Now I feel like I'm the one who's messing around.

However, I quickly found a savior.

That's the man sitting on my right.Let's call it classmate B.

We were the last two test runners, and we fought for a long time about who came first.

I'm trying to be the last little guy who doesn't stand out: please, please!

Classmate B: No, no, please go ahead!

After going back and forth like this, the delay was longer than the time of all the previous speed tests combined. In fact, by the time I was about to run, the get out of class was almost over.

I gritted my teeth and ran a 7 seconds.

- Shit!The plan to fish in troubled waters failed!

Senshou Bashima didn't seem to care at all whether I was an intruder or not, he waited until I finished running, and finally began to show his perseverance: How about it, you should admit that I am not a crush on Madara, right?

I was upset, anyway, Qianshou Zhujian is not the kind of person who cares about every detail, and if you offend him, you don’t have to worry about him retaliating against me in the future, so I quibble: I just say that if you run past him, you will admit that you are not secretly in love with him, but I If I didn't say that you ran past him, I would admit that you had no sex with him.

Senshou Bashirama was finally furious: It's not like we don't have a leg!we are……

Before he finished speaking, he was beaten up by Uchiha Madara who was passing by.

While beating, torture Senju Hashirama: Who are you having an affair with? !

Senju Bashirama didn't fight back, and when Uchiha Madara was exhausted, he said aggrievedly: "I mean, Madara and I have four legs together!"How come there is no leg!

Well, I forgot that this guy from Senju Bashirama failed in Chinese.

——So how did this kind of person become the student council president? !

I was suspecting that someone was on top of this thing, but suddenly I was slapped from behind, neither light nor heavy, and it just dragged me out of the small theater in my head.

It turned out to be classmate B.

are you looking for me?I asked him.

He shook his head, took me away from those two people, and said: Do you think that we are the only ones in this class who are abnormal?

I punched him in the chest: I thought we were the only normal people in the class.

He immediately changed his words: Yes, yes, that's what I mean!Didn't you see them running without their feet on the ground!

I take it for granted: You are so right!What school and class is this?

He sniffled: I took the wrong bus on the first day of school... By the time I wanted to change, the bus had already driven into the school.I thought about where I would go to school anyway with my grades. I heard that this school doesn’t cost money for school and accommodation. I thought that my family didn’t have much money, and it would be good to save a few pennies, so I secretly went to school here!

I thought to myself: You really have a big heart, but you honestly told him how I came to this school.

My family is also the kind of ordinary people with no one, no rights and no money. In fact, they are a little poorer than ordinary people... Well, I probably made them poor.

It's a good thing I've grown so tall, otherwise the family would think that I ate all the food for nothing.

So just when I was about to enter high school, my family really couldn’t get rid of it. I had no money and no one to borrow. When the whole family went to a remote place to relax, I happened to see an admissions sign outside the school, which said free tuition and free books. Free board and lodging, my family sent me here out of excitement.

Why do I think they are trying to throw you away?

Classmate B asked.

I blinked: Never mind them, I'm doing pretty well anyway.Maybe there will be big promises in the future, and it will be too late for them to regret it.

He smiled and changed the subject: Actually, my situation is similar to yours.

Me: Your family is too poor to want you?

Him: No, I mean there are two at the front table.I also sprinkled dog food all day without knowing it. I asked my front desk, and he was not happy that I mentioned this!

Oh, at the front table is the bastard Uchiha Obito, and in front of him is the Hatake Kakashi I mentioned before.

(TBC)

The author has something to say:

emmmmm... It's a stalk of LOFTER before, it can be viewed as an independent episode~