Jia Amnesty put down the snack he picked up, and narrowed his eyes.
#wrong#
Jia Amnesty looked at the dim sum carefully, thinking that he ate a few pieces of dim sum when he went out this morning, why was the dim sum box full when he came back?
Since his IQ was recharged, Jia Amnesty's memory is quite good. He can clearly remember what kind of snack he ate this morning.
Jia She took out the extra dim sum one by one and put them on the lid of the dim sum box. These flavors are Jia She's favorite on weekdays.
According to Jia Amnesty's temperament, if he eats, he must eat these few first.
Jia Amnesty didn't believe that the servants in his yard had such thoughts, they knew to go to the kitchen to get some snacks when they saw that the snack box was empty.
On weekdays, it was Jia She who went to the kitchen to fill up his dim sum box. Although there were only two meals in the Southern Dynasty, the dim sum was still provided in the house.
That's why Jia She said that there was something tricky, and that the dim sum that suddenly appeared was probably out of good intentions.
Jia She picked up a piece, broke it open, put it in his nose and smelled it, but it didn't taste good, Jia She smiled and thought, "This medicine is good."
That's right, as soon as Jia Amnesty guessed, he knew that Jia Mu and Jia Zheng must have done it. Seeing that the entrance examination for Yidu Academy was approaching, they finally couldn't hold back.
Not knowing what the effect of this medicine is, Jia Amnesty really wanted to know. Only after he found out did he decide how to perform the next scene.
If you want to know, if you want to know, Jia Amnesty would not foolishly try poison with himself, this is something that is not worth the candle.
At this time, of course he used his powerful gold finger.
Jia Amnesty put down the snack and turned on the phone.
[Mortal Jia Amnesty]: My lord, Xiaosheng received a poisonous snack and didn't know what to do for a moment.
Now that there is the golden finger of the red envelope group, Jia Amnesty will naturally use it. For problems that ordinary people cannot solve, gods must have a solution.
Jia Amnesty's popularity in the red envelope group is good. After all, they are always the ones who give out red envelopes. The so-called lack of manpower, even gods are no exception.
Moreover, Jia Amnesty still has a mission in the mortal world, to save the chaotic fate line, since he has a mission, cheating is a must.
No, as soon as Jia Amnesty spoke in the red envelope group, someone immediately responded.
[Broom Star]: Poisonous snacks, can you just not eat them?
[Wisdom Daoist]: With your IQ, you can live up to two episodes in the house @流宝星
[Broom Star]: You can do it! @智慧道人
[Wisdom Taoist]: It's not my specialty, there are poisonous snacks you love @神农大帝
I have heard of Shennong Jiashe, one of the three ancient Chinese emperors, the legendary inventor of agriculture and medicine, he tasted all kinds of herbs, there is a legend that "Shennong tasted all kinds of herbs", taught people medical treatment and farming, and was in charge of medicine and agriculture The deity can bless agricultural harvests and people's health, and is regarded as a patron saint by medical centers and medicine stores.
This is a great god!
【Emperor Shennong】: What nonsense, who likes to test poison.
[Mortal Jia Amnesty]: Hello, Great Immortal, Xiaosheng pays tribute to Great Immortal!
Jia Amnesty was a little excited, finally seeing a fairy he had heard about.
Seeing that Jia She had a good attitude, Emperor Shennong had a good impression of him. He had heard of Jia She, a mortal before, and he was the only mortal in the group, and he was also a good crowd who often gave out red envelopes.
Therefore, Emperor Shennong decided to help.
【Emperor Shennong】: What poisonous dim sum? @mortal Jia amnesty
[Mortal Jia Amnesty]: Xiaosheng doesn't know what kind of poison is being injected, and I hope the Great Immortal will enlighten me.
[Emperor Shennong]: Send me the snacks for me to have a look.
[System Prompt]: Ordinary Jia Amnesty sent a dim sum red envelope.
[System Prompt]: Immortal Crow snatched the red envelope from mortal Jia Amnesty.
【Shen Nong the Great】: Hey, give me this snack @九雨仙人.
[Crow Immortal]: If you snatch a red envelope, no one will spit it out!
It was too late to say it, but the Crow Immortal ate the snack with lightning speed.
[Crow Immortal]: Hahahaha, I ate, it's too late!
【Emperor Shennong】: ...
[Broomstar]: Hahahaha, gloating.jpg
[Shen Nong the Great]: I will tell you the result in half an hour @仙人贾恩
After half an hour...
[Shen Nong the Great]: There are laxatives in the dim sum @仙人贾恩
Don't ask how the Emperor Shennong knew, you know.
Jia Amnesty smiled, it seemed that Mother Jia treated her very well, what she prescribed was a laxative, not a fatal medicine.
Picking up the snack, Jia She narrowed his eyes, such a good snack should not be wasted.
#Play to perform well#
The next day, Jia She woke up very late and went to the toilet repeatedly.
Jia Amnesty's nail in the yard hurried to report to Jia's mother, and Jia's mother was very satisfied.
Jia Mu increased the dosage of the snacks slowly, otherwise, if she dosed too hard at one time, it would attract attention. Although Jia Daishan has a bad waist and is recuperating, Jia Mu's world is in the backyard, so it's better to be careful.
For the past few days, Jia Amnesty has been staying in the latrine, which is a good place to read.
Counting down the days, it seemed that it was time for the exam.
On this day, Jia Amnesty pretended to go to the toilet, and secretly brought the snacks "with ingredients".
Jia Amnesty went to the kitchen and put the dim sum in Jia Daishan's dim sum.
Everyone may have doubts, why Jia Amnesty didn't put the snacks in Jia Zheng's place, so that he can treat him in his own way.
Jia Amnesty is not stupid, now that the exam is coming soon, Jia's mother must have confirmed Jia Zheng's meals one by one.
Both, taking a step back, even if the dim sum was not found, Jia Zheng would have diarrhea after eating the dim sum, which was exactly what Jia Zheng wanted.
Originally, Jia Zheng wanted to find an excuse not to take the entrance exam, so Jia Amnesty refused to give Jia Zheng this opportunity.
Jia Daishan is different, now Jia Mu's thoughts are all in her stomach and Jia Zheng's thoughts, and she has no spare time to take care of Jia Daishan.
Just imagine, if Jia Daishan ate this snack, what would happen?Tut tut.
On the day of the exam, Jia Amnesty got into the carriage on time, but his face was ugly.
"Brother, what's the matter, isn't it because you're so nervous that your stomach hurts?" Jia Zheng walked up to Jia Amnesty with a playful look on his face.
Jia She said with a straight face, "My brother is worried, I'm fine." Jia She put on a face of reluctance, Jia Zheng was very happy to see this.
It doesn't matter whether he can be admitted to Yidu Academy, as long as Jia She and himself can't pass the exam together.
I have to say that Jia Zheng's heart was really distorted. Ever since Jia pardoned him and won the top prize in the calligraphy competition of Yidu Academy, Jia Zheng was so jealous.
After getting into the carriage, Jia She's expression was as usual. I'm afraid he will disappoint his dear brother.
He was not idle in the carriage, Jia Amnesty continued to read, and he could read for a while.
When we arrived at Yidu Academy, we waited outside for a while, and then started the exam immediately. For the sake of absolute fairness, Jia She and Jia Zheng were divided into two single rooms, so that no one could copy the other.
Jia Amnesty was well-prepared, and looked at the questions and answered with ease. Compared with Jia Amnesty, Jia Zheng's side was the complete opposite, unable to write a single word.
It would be too embarrassing to hand in blank papers. Jia Zheng didn't care about it. Anyway, Jia Amnesty couldn't get any results in the test, so he just answered the questions casually.
Jia Zheng picked up a pen and wrote whatever came to mind, and finally started writing the Three Character Classic.
As soon as he put down the pen, Jia Zheng stretched his legs and slumped on the chair.
How did the world go by so slowly? There was still about an hour before the exam was over, and Jia Zheng didn't dare to leave right away, so he could only spend time in the exam room.
Sitting and sitting, and finally fell asleep.
At Jia Amnesty's side, there was still half an hour to wait after answering the questions, but there was no ink stain. Jia Amnesty handed in the paper and left without checking anything.
The masters of the book club all have a good impression of Jia She. Seeing that Jia She handed in the test paper so long in advance, the invigilator reminded, "There is still half an hour, but you don't want to check?"
Jia Amnesty smiled and saluted the invigilator, "The students have been checked and there is no further change."
Seeing what Jia She said, the proctor nodded.
Seeing that there was still half an hour left, it was time to remind Jia Zheng.
During the exam, the bell rings every half an hour, in order to remind candidates that at this time, Jia Zheng was sleeping in the village where he did not hear the bell at all.
When the time came, he hadn't handed in the paper yet, so the invigilator had to come over to remind him.
Seeing that Jia Zheng's saliva was all printed on the test paper, the invigilator frowned, really rude!
"The paper is handed in." The invigilator Du Jia Zheng said in a dark voice.
While talking to Jia Zheng, the proctor inadvertently glanced at his test paper, and happened to see the section of the Three Character Classic.
#It turned out to be a straw bag#
"It's time!" Jia Zheng woke up with a vision of finally getting over it.
Seeing the invigilator's eyes look fierce, Jia Zheng remembered that this was still in Yidu Academy, so he restrained himself a little.
After handing in the papers, Jia Zheng's first reaction was not to get in the carriage and go home, but to go to Jia She's place. He was waiting to see Jia She's jokes, but he didn't expect Jia She to leave long ago.
Jia Zheng even went to the toilet to check, but there was no one there.
"May I ask, when did my brother leave?" Jia Zheng asked a man who looked like a master from Yidu Publishing House, and he didn't use honorifics, which was a little rude.
The master had a cold face, didn't answer, turned and left.
"Tch, what are you looking for, you pedantic old man." Jia Zheng said quietly.
Looking at it like this, Jia Amnesty must have had diarrhea. He probably went to the latrine after answering the questions for a while.
Jia Zheng sketched Jia She's troubled face in his mind, and he was in a good mood.
No, he has to go home immediately to promote the publicity, his elder brother is too shameless, how could he quit the exam halfway, isn't this a disappointment to his father's painstaking efforts.
Jia Zheng trotted all the way to his carriage, "Take a short cut and hurry back to the house." Jia Zheng said to the coachman, he couldn't wait any longer.
It's a pity that Jia Zheng will be disappointed again.
Jia Amnesty deliberately told Jia Zheng to talk nonsense when he returned to the government, because the more he belittled himself, the more he would be slapped in the face when the final exam results came out.
How could Jia Amnesty not cooperate with Jia Zheng and Jia Mu's conspiracy.
Once back home, Jia Amnesty didn't go to greet his father first, but went to the latrine, the play needs to be played well, otherwise it would be so boring.
After Jia Zheng returned to the mansion, he went straight to Jia Daishan, but unfortunately he was in vain.
At this time, Jia Daishan was holding his waist in the latrine and whimpering, the picture is really indescribable.
#wrong#
Jia Amnesty looked at the dim sum carefully, thinking that he ate a few pieces of dim sum when he went out this morning, why was the dim sum box full when he came back?
Since his IQ was recharged, Jia Amnesty's memory is quite good. He can clearly remember what kind of snack he ate this morning.
Jia She took out the extra dim sum one by one and put them on the lid of the dim sum box. These flavors are Jia She's favorite on weekdays.
According to Jia Amnesty's temperament, if he eats, he must eat these few first.
Jia Amnesty didn't believe that the servants in his yard had such thoughts, they knew to go to the kitchen to get some snacks when they saw that the snack box was empty.
On weekdays, it was Jia She who went to the kitchen to fill up his dim sum box. Although there were only two meals in the Southern Dynasty, the dim sum was still provided in the house.
That's why Jia She said that there was something tricky, and that the dim sum that suddenly appeared was probably out of good intentions.
Jia She picked up a piece, broke it open, put it in his nose and smelled it, but it didn't taste good, Jia She smiled and thought, "This medicine is good."
That's right, as soon as Jia Amnesty guessed, he knew that Jia Mu and Jia Zheng must have done it. Seeing that the entrance examination for Yidu Academy was approaching, they finally couldn't hold back.
Not knowing what the effect of this medicine is, Jia Amnesty really wanted to know. Only after he found out did he decide how to perform the next scene.
If you want to know, if you want to know, Jia Amnesty would not foolishly try poison with himself, this is something that is not worth the candle.
At this time, of course he used his powerful gold finger.
Jia Amnesty put down the snack and turned on the phone.
[Mortal Jia Amnesty]: My lord, Xiaosheng received a poisonous snack and didn't know what to do for a moment.
Now that there is the golden finger of the red envelope group, Jia Amnesty will naturally use it. For problems that ordinary people cannot solve, gods must have a solution.
Jia Amnesty's popularity in the red envelope group is good. After all, they are always the ones who give out red envelopes. The so-called lack of manpower, even gods are no exception.
Moreover, Jia Amnesty still has a mission in the mortal world, to save the chaotic fate line, since he has a mission, cheating is a must.
No, as soon as Jia Amnesty spoke in the red envelope group, someone immediately responded.
[Broom Star]: Poisonous snacks, can you just not eat them?
[Wisdom Daoist]: With your IQ, you can live up to two episodes in the house @流宝星
[Broom Star]: You can do it! @智慧道人
[Wisdom Taoist]: It's not my specialty, there are poisonous snacks you love @神农大帝
I have heard of Shennong Jiashe, one of the three ancient Chinese emperors, the legendary inventor of agriculture and medicine, he tasted all kinds of herbs, there is a legend that "Shennong tasted all kinds of herbs", taught people medical treatment and farming, and was in charge of medicine and agriculture The deity can bless agricultural harvests and people's health, and is regarded as a patron saint by medical centers and medicine stores.
This is a great god!
【Emperor Shennong】: What nonsense, who likes to test poison.
[Mortal Jia Amnesty]: Hello, Great Immortal, Xiaosheng pays tribute to Great Immortal!
Jia Amnesty was a little excited, finally seeing a fairy he had heard about.
Seeing that Jia She had a good attitude, Emperor Shennong had a good impression of him. He had heard of Jia She, a mortal before, and he was the only mortal in the group, and he was also a good crowd who often gave out red envelopes.
Therefore, Emperor Shennong decided to help.
【Emperor Shennong】: What poisonous dim sum? @mortal Jia amnesty
[Mortal Jia Amnesty]: Xiaosheng doesn't know what kind of poison is being injected, and I hope the Great Immortal will enlighten me.
[Emperor Shennong]: Send me the snacks for me to have a look.
[System Prompt]: Ordinary Jia Amnesty sent a dim sum red envelope.
[System Prompt]: Immortal Crow snatched the red envelope from mortal Jia Amnesty.
【Shen Nong the Great】: Hey, give me this snack @九雨仙人.
[Crow Immortal]: If you snatch a red envelope, no one will spit it out!
It was too late to say it, but the Crow Immortal ate the snack with lightning speed.
[Crow Immortal]: Hahahaha, I ate, it's too late!
【Emperor Shennong】: ...
[Broomstar]: Hahahaha, gloating.jpg
[Shen Nong the Great]: I will tell you the result in half an hour @仙人贾恩
After half an hour...
[Shen Nong the Great]: There are laxatives in the dim sum @仙人贾恩
Don't ask how the Emperor Shennong knew, you know.
Jia Amnesty smiled, it seemed that Mother Jia treated her very well, what she prescribed was a laxative, not a fatal medicine.
Picking up the snack, Jia She narrowed his eyes, such a good snack should not be wasted.
#Play to perform well#
The next day, Jia She woke up very late and went to the toilet repeatedly.
Jia Amnesty's nail in the yard hurried to report to Jia's mother, and Jia's mother was very satisfied.
Jia Mu increased the dosage of the snacks slowly, otherwise, if she dosed too hard at one time, it would attract attention. Although Jia Daishan has a bad waist and is recuperating, Jia Mu's world is in the backyard, so it's better to be careful.
For the past few days, Jia Amnesty has been staying in the latrine, which is a good place to read.
Counting down the days, it seemed that it was time for the exam.
On this day, Jia Amnesty pretended to go to the toilet, and secretly brought the snacks "with ingredients".
Jia Amnesty went to the kitchen and put the dim sum in Jia Daishan's dim sum.
Everyone may have doubts, why Jia Amnesty didn't put the snacks in Jia Zheng's place, so that he can treat him in his own way.
Jia Amnesty is not stupid, now that the exam is coming soon, Jia's mother must have confirmed Jia Zheng's meals one by one.
Both, taking a step back, even if the dim sum was not found, Jia Zheng would have diarrhea after eating the dim sum, which was exactly what Jia Zheng wanted.
Originally, Jia Zheng wanted to find an excuse not to take the entrance exam, so Jia Amnesty refused to give Jia Zheng this opportunity.
Jia Daishan is different, now Jia Mu's thoughts are all in her stomach and Jia Zheng's thoughts, and she has no spare time to take care of Jia Daishan.
Just imagine, if Jia Daishan ate this snack, what would happen?Tut tut.
On the day of the exam, Jia Amnesty got into the carriage on time, but his face was ugly.
"Brother, what's the matter, isn't it because you're so nervous that your stomach hurts?" Jia Zheng walked up to Jia Amnesty with a playful look on his face.
Jia She said with a straight face, "My brother is worried, I'm fine." Jia She put on a face of reluctance, Jia Zheng was very happy to see this.
It doesn't matter whether he can be admitted to Yidu Academy, as long as Jia She and himself can't pass the exam together.
I have to say that Jia Zheng's heart was really distorted. Ever since Jia pardoned him and won the top prize in the calligraphy competition of Yidu Academy, Jia Zheng was so jealous.
After getting into the carriage, Jia She's expression was as usual. I'm afraid he will disappoint his dear brother.
He was not idle in the carriage, Jia Amnesty continued to read, and he could read for a while.
When we arrived at Yidu Academy, we waited outside for a while, and then started the exam immediately. For the sake of absolute fairness, Jia She and Jia Zheng were divided into two single rooms, so that no one could copy the other.
Jia Amnesty was well-prepared, and looked at the questions and answered with ease. Compared with Jia Amnesty, Jia Zheng's side was the complete opposite, unable to write a single word.
It would be too embarrassing to hand in blank papers. Jia Zheng didn't care about it. Anyway, Jia Amnesty couldn't get any results in the test, so he just answered the questions casually.
Jia Zheng picked up a pen and wrote whatever came to mind, and finally started writing the Three Character Classic.
As soon as he put down the pen, Jia Zheng stretched his legs and slumped on the chair.
How did the world go by so slowly? There was still about an hour before the exam was over, and Jia Zheng didn't dare to leave right away, so he could only spend time in the exam room.
Sitting and sitting, and finally fell asleep.
At Jia Amnesty's side, there was still half an hour to wait after answering the questions, but there was no ink stain. Jia Amnesty handed in the paper and left without checking anything.
The masters of the book club all have a good impression of Jia She. Seeing that Jia She handed in the test paper so long in advance, the invigilator reminded, "There is still half an hour, but you don't want to check?"
Jia Amnesty smiled and saluted the invigilator, "The students have been checked and there is no further change."
Seeing what Jia She said, the proctor nodded.
Seeing that there was still half an hour left, it was time to remind Jia Zheng.
During the exam, the bell rings every half an hour, in order to remind candidates that at this time, Jia Zheng was sleeping in the village where he did not hear the bell at all.
When the time came, he hadn't handed in the paper yet, so the invigilator had to come over to remind him.
Seeing that Jia Zheng's saliva was all printed on the test paper, the invigilator frowned, really rude!
"The paper is handed in." The invigilator Du Jia Zheng said in a dark voice.
While talking to Jia Zheng, the proctor inadvertently glanced at his test paper, and happened to see the section of the Three Character Classic.
#It turned out to be a straw bag#
"It's time!" Jia Zheng woke up with a vision of finally getting over it.
Seeing the invigilator's eyes look fierce, Jia Zheng remembered that this was still in Yidu Academy, so he restrained himself a little.
After handing in the papers, Jia Zheng's first reaction was not to get in the carriage and go home, but to go to Jia She's place. He was waiting to see Jia She's jokes, but he didn't expect Jia She to leave long ago.
Jia Zheng even went to the toilet to check, but there was no one there.
"May I ask, when did my brother leave?" Jia Zheng asked a man who looked like a master from Yidu Publishing House, and he didn't use honorifics, which was a little rude.
The master had a cold face, didn't answer, turned and left.
"Tch, what are you looking for, you pedantic old man." Jia Zheng said quietly.
Looking at it like this, Jia Amnesty must have had diarrhea. He probably went to the latrine after answering the questions for a while.
Jia Zheng sketched Jia She's troubled face in his mind, and he was in a good mood.
No, he has to go home immediately to promote the publicity, his elder brother is too shameless, how could he quit the exam halfway, isn't this a disappointment to his father's painstaking efforts.
Jia Zheng trotted all the way to his carriage, "Take a short cut and hurry back to the house." Jia Zheng said to the coachman, he couldn't wait any longer.
It's a pity that Jia Zheng will be disappointed again.
Jia Amnesty deliberately told Jia Zheng to talk nonsense when he returned to the government, because the more he belittled himself, the more he would be slapped in the face when the final exam results came out.
How could Jia Amnesty not cooperate with Jia Zheng and Jia Mu's conspiracy.
Once back home, Jia Amnesty didn't go to greet his father first, but went to the latrine, the play needs to be played well, otherwise it would be so boring.
After Jia Zheng returned to the mansion, he went straight to Jia Daishan, but unfortunately he was in vain.
At this time, Jia Daishan was holding his waist in the latrine and whimpering, the picture is really indescribable.
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