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Chapter05

"Hey, Xia Qi, wake up."

Dimly, I heard someone calling me, I half opened my eyes, and saw Fir Tree.Eat shit, why did I dream of him, I closed my eyes, and planned to continue to sleep, anyway, the alarm clock didn't go off, so I wouldn't plan to get up so early.

Then, someone started to push: "Xia Qi, wake up and go to work." The cold voice seemed very comfortable in this hot summer, but now it only annoyed me, so I sat up and yelled: "Fuck me!" , You are not ink, I can’t even get up!" Then, I got into the quilt like a shroud, now I don’t want to sleep, now I am awake!I was just scared, I really saw the fir trees!However, according to common sense, it is impossible for Fir Shan to appear in my house. He lives next door to my house, so it is absolutely impossible for him to appear by my bedside!So, here comes the question, who is the person who appears by my side now? !Could it be that the house I rented was unlucky before? Someone died here, and then his soul became a ghost, and now he is haunting you. When I heard those girls say, don’t look at that human eyes, or they will die.Well, I admit that my brain hole is too powerful.

If this theory is not established, then there is only another possibility!

My space is messed up, the space of my house and the next door are messed up, maybe, I will be trapped here for the rest of my life, trapped in this space, unable to get out, when I open the door, there is another room of mine, and there are only countless ways to go. I can't get out of the room!

Only when I was afraid alone, someone suddenly tore off my quilt, it was fir tree, but, tabooed by my first guess, I dared not open my eyes, he paused for half a second, and said coldly: "Get up! Wake up, I'll deduct your salary!" To be honest, if you're dead, what's your salary?I still dare not open my eyes.Quickly thinking about the countermeasures in my mind, if it is the first situation, just pretend to be dead, wait for him to leave, and then check out the room, I will not rent it anymore!If it is the second situation, it will be difficult to handle. Instead of dying in despair and collapsing in an infinite loop, I might as well commit suicide by myself!Fortunately, I bought a very sharp kitchen knife on a whim before, so it shouldn't be too painful.

Suddenly, my phone rang:

"Xiaoqi, I'm Yemu~ answer my phone~ I have something to do..."

That's right, this is the special notification tone for Yemu's incoming call!I don't even know when that stupid caller alert was recorded on my phone!But now, these little things don't matter!I can call for help!

How about I kick the unknown object down with a sweeping leg, then rush to the dining table at the speed of a small whirlwind, grab the phone with the hook claw of the eagle, press the answer button, and ask for help!

However, the plan can never catch up with the change, the ringing was cut off, I squinted my eyes and watched Fir Shan answer the phone:

"Hey, who are you? Bamboo horse?"

"I'm Xia Qi man... I'm sleeping." "He woke up, I asked him to call you back, what? I'll say it again, I'm Xia Qi man." "Hold on."

I can't help it, who are you? !I jumped up and yelled, "Damn it, you fucking talk nonsense, I'll fuck your ass!"

Now it doesn't matter if the eyes are stared at!I will not allow my masculinity to be trampled on like this!Even if you die!After 20 years, Lao Tzu is still a hero!

Fir Shan glanced at me sideways, and said coldly: "I'm finally willing to wake up, you."

I hurried to snatch the phone, and explained loudly: "Yemu, don't listen to his nonsense! You won't be overwhelmed by anyone who is handsome!" After a yell, I realized that the phone had been hung up long ago.

Uh... Zhou Lang's ingenious plan to secure the world, lost his wife and lost his army!I, Zhao Ritian, refused to accept that I neither asked for help nor defended the dignity of men, and was killed by evil spirits!

All of a sudden, my eyes went dark, is it really coming?Well, I accept death, because death doesn't mean the end of life, it's just...out of time.

However, there was no movement for most of the day, and there was no pain, fear and anxiety that the consciousness and soul gradually pulled away from the body.After being stunned for a long time, that person couldn't bear to move his hands at me, and shouted: "Xia Qi, what the hell are you thinking?! Get dressed and go to work!" My eyes finally became clear. This dress is on my head, I'm so stupid.

I looked at Fir Tree in front of me, and asked weakly: "You...why are you at my house?!" He was stunned suddenly, his face flushed a little: "I...I" "What are you?" I watched some Korean dramas yesterday." "Excuse me, what does this have to do with you being at my house? Could it be that you crawled into my computer from the other side like Sadako while watching Korean dramas?! That's really embarrassing!" He used Looking at the idiot's eyes expressed contempt for me, and then he said: "I watched "You Who Came from the Star." I was about to complain that he only watched that now, but suddenly realized that, as a handsome guy because of watching that I, who fell in love with Do Min Joon-seo because of this Korean drama, deeply understood what he was talking about, and when I really understood it, I felt even more terrifying!

I ran to the balcony, looked down, tsk tsk, 13 floors, and looked to the left, it was so narrow.

Fear and tears rolled in my eyes, and I punched Fir Shan: "You are sick! So high! What if you fell down! Who do you think you are? Do you think you have super powers like Dou Minjun?" ability?"

Yes, in "You Who Came from the Star", Do Min Joon refused to meet Cheon Song Yi because he was afraid that he would know that he was an alien, and Cheon Song Yi wanted to see Do Min Joon too much, so he planned to marry her The balcony of the house turned over to the balcony of Do Min Joon's house.But it was not carried out because of Dou Minjun's obstruction.

What Cheon Song Yi failed to do.Fir Shan did it, but I just felt scared, afraid that if he accidentally fell down, I would never see him again.

Suddenly, Leng Shan hugged me and apologized softly: "I'm sorry for making you worry, I won't do it in the future, I really... just want to see you so much. For a moment, I wanted to say: "Then you Come live with me. Fortunately, the witty father Ben suppressed the moment he blurted out, and just replied: "Childish!" "But after thinking about it, I felt that it was too heartless to just say that, so I added: "You are not allowed to make fun of your own safety in the future!" He nodded: "Okay."However, besides blaming me now, I think you have one more important thing to accomplish. ""What? " "Go and get dressed, you're going to be late for work." "

It suddenly occurred to me, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Why is he reminding me now? !

When Fir Shan and I arrived at the company, we were indeed late as expected.

I glanced at him, using the eyes he used to look at me as if he saw an idiot, and said: "It's a prophecy!" He pressed the elevator button for me: "The weather is right, the location is right, and the people are harmonious."

Then, when everyone saw that I was late on the same day as the big president, it boiled again, and I vaguely heard a new little girl discussing with a few girls: "Hey, do you think the president sent brother Xia to you yesterday?" I pressed it hard and gave it a hard xxoo meal, so I was late today?" My heart seemed to be galloping like ten thousand muddy horses, I gave Fir Shan a hard look, and then I heard them discussing: "Tsk tsk, Tsundere suffers Ah." Damn, do I feel like it?How can I be the one below when I am so handsome? !I turned my head and saw Leng Shan covering her lips and snickering: "Tsk tsk, Xiao Aojiao, wait for me after get off work."

Will I be fired if I hit him now?

Sometimes, life is like this, no matter how unbelievable things, after a long time, I get used to it, and I feel nothing.

After being sexually obsessed for a day, when I returned home, I couldn’t help feeling like this. The days with fir trees are really different from the days without fir trees, but it feels very fulfilling unexpectedly.

Watching all kinds of bloody TV series on TV, suddenly, I saw a round object appearing on the balcony of my house. Could it be the fir tree crawling over again?No, he wouldn't worry me on purpose, and, how could there be only one round object?Could it be that this room is really confusing?Whose severed head was that? I walked over cautiously, and when I turned on the balcony light to see it clearly, my heart was filled with emotion. It was a fruit basket containing a box of sliced ​​bananas.

I took out the banana box from the basket, looked to the left, saw Fir Shan and greeted me with a smile: "Eat it, I will give it to you every day from now on, how fun."

I nodded and asked, "Don't you need to write a plan?" "Not today, and I want to ask you something, Xia Qi, do you know what day is June 6?" I counted with my fingers, He replied: "The day after tomorrow? You actually asked me such a stupid question. Isn't it Father's Day?" Go meet the parents, they will be very happy to see me bring them a daughter-in-law." "You eat shit! They will not be happy, they will dismember me, the dead gay who ruined their son's future, and put them in cement In the jar, and who is your daughter-in-law!" "Don't say that, they will definitely like it very much, go?" Leng Shan asked again.

I looked at him contemptuously: "No! Goodbye!" Then, I went to watch TV leisurely with sliced ​​bananas in my arms, so I don't want to pay attention to that frivolous person!

It's just that this proposal actually sounds good. If it takes a little longer, anyway, I will no longer be taboo, hate and reject having sex with a man.Not bad if he's serious.

Suddenly remembered what those little girls said today (I’m definitely not arrogant!!!), I think I should search the Internet for what to do between men and men, and try to improve my skills as much as possible, don’t wait until then When the day really came, I was caught off guard so that I was overwhelmed. A smart and handsome boy like me would never allow that to happen!The fir tree just needs to be cleaned and obediently wait for my blessing!

But, can our relationship develop smoothly to that day?Looking at the resources and screen captures of gay action movies in Hiroshima on the computer browser, I feel a little dazzling, tsk tsk, even they want to show their affection to me!Isn't it possible to do it? !Wait a little longer, I can do it too, it will definitely be a hundred times better than them!No, ten thousand times!

It's time to make you jealous!Let's see, who is the gong who can dominate the world!

Who is better than me for this attacking position? !

TBC