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Chapter 10: Poached Eggs...Poisonous! ! !

Chapter10

I'm staring at my poached egg, is it ugly?It looks not much different from what I made in the cooking class. It looks really good. Why did Fir Shan show such an expression? I took off my apron and felt a little wronged. Why did I deny people before I tasted it?" Are you sure you don't want to eat?" I asked.

He frowned and thought about it for a long time before answering: "If you want me to eat it, I'll give up my life!" Tsk tsk, look at that expression, it didn't break your wrist, so what are you doing so reluctantly?

Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, Leng Shan swallowed, and finally stretched out his fork to the plate of poached eggs: "Then I'll eat it." I snatched his fork: "Forget it, I'll eat first!" I remembered After the chicken soup and chrysanthemum incident last time, it is better not to hurt important people because of your own little selfishness.

"Don't, don't be angry, I don't mean to despise you." Fir Shan tried to snatch the fork from my hand, I flashed wit, inserted a poached egg by the way, put it in my mouth, and chewed vigorously.

"What are you doing?! Spit it out! Did you hear me, don't eat it!" Leng Shan yelled at me, fuck!It's all like this, don't you dislike me? !

I ate the whole poached egg in one go, and then said vaguely to Fir Shan: "It's quite delicious! I told you not to eat it, but now it's gone! How can it be so bad? I know Bo, you can't rely on it Appearance negates a thing!"

Fir Shan stared at me suspiciously, looking very speechless, then sighed, walked to the living room, took out a tissue, and wiped my tears for me. He patted my back and said, "Don't force yourself, spit Come out, you see that your nose is about to flow out, if you can't do it this time, it's fine if you can't do it again next time, don't torment yourself like this, I feel so distressed."

I swallow the weird stuff I make, wanttocry!Fuck, everyone in your cooking class is a big liar!Seeing the tears in their eyes when they ate my graduation meal, I thought I had succeeded!Finally made something delicious!Turns out, they lied to me!

I wiped my tears to make my vision clearer, stared at Fir Shan's face full of horror and distress, and said word by word: "If my snot comes out, will you despise me?"

Don't ask me why I care about this issue, just think that if you show your bad side in front of someone you care about, will that person hate you.

Leng Shan chuckled, looked at me like an idiot, and said only one sentence: "You actually care about that, you are so awkward."

I hugged him and cried loudly: "I'm sorry~ I was wrong, I shouldn't treat you as a superficial person!"

He smiled helplessly, got up and poured a glass of water, raised my face and said, "Don't cry, the snot is really coming out, do you want me to look in the mirror for you?" Covering his nose, he shouted: "Don't look! Don't look!"

Then, with lightning speed, I wiped my nose clean, so... so embarrassing!

Fir Shan handed the water in front of me: "Wash your mouth? There's nothing to be ashamed of. I can see you even more shameful in the future!" I took the water and took a big gulp, feeling very confused. When those people wrote small meaty articles, I found that Gong usually didn't show any embarrassment during xxoo.Huh~ Could it be that what Leng Shan said was not about that aspect, I was wrong in my own thinking, although I said that there is no such thing as a bad man, but in broad daylight, I just thought about these things, and felt very lustful and dissatisfied, tsk tsk.

Leng Shan looked at my rich facial expressions, suddenly squeezed his hands together, and said with a smile: "Look, how fun!" I slapped his hands off: "Go to work! Do you know whether men and women can kiss each other?" He smiled. nodding.

It’s so bitter, really, I really don’t know how poached eggs are so bitter!Sitting in the car, I kept complaining about myself. Although I rinsed my mouth, the bitter taste was still endless!

Leng Shan asked, "Do you want to get out of the car to buy a bottle of drink? I told you not to eat, you know I'm sad!" I nodded, weakly said: "Remember to buy iced black tea." He turned his head, played She patted my forehead: "Do you want me to help you?" "It would be great if you could buy me iced tea, it's delicious."

Suddenly, Fir's face was instantly enlarged, and then the lips... were kissed, and then, uh, the tongue... the tongue came in and swirled in the mouth, and then, my tongue... was sucked.

So numb.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!I pushed the fir tree hard, and went violently: "Fuck!!! You, you, what are you doing! Your uncle is sick and will be seen by others!" Wait, the point is not this! "So and so told you to kiss me! Have you taken any medicine? Do you know whether men and women can accept kisses or not! You, you, you... unexpectedly!"

He licked his lips and said slowly: "You yourself have been tempting me early in the morning, okay, sticking out your tongue while saying 'husband~ my mouth is so bitter~ I want my husband to kiss' and I will help you Okay?! Also, how do you fry the poached eggs? It’s really bitter!"

Distorted memory.

"How did I ever say that?!" I yelled.

"Your face...is so red, so, are you trying to hide your embarrassment now? So... pure love, Xia Qi." Leng Shan said as if she had discovered some shocking secret.

I raised my hand and covered my face with my sleeve: "I didn't blush! It's because the weather is too hot!" Fir Shan immediately mocked: "It's almost autumn, tsk tsk, it's really hot," he paused, suddenly two His eyes lit up: "If it's that hot, take off your clothes! Would you like me to help you?" "You eat shit!" Dad Ben refused!

After all the fighting, Leng Shan still bought me some iced black tea, what a good wife and mother.I feel like I'm lazy after being with him for a long time.

A long time ago, not so long ago. At that time, I was still a small employee who was picked on by him every day. Although I am still a small employee now, life is much better than before!I've been wondering if Leng Shan has a dual personality disorder. It seems that the longer I spend with him, the more I feel that he is very gentle.People are like this, what you see through something is not real, at least not completely real, so don't jump to conclusions when you don't understand it.

Jiang Qiyue hooked my neck, and smiled happily: "It's so easy, our President Leng really loves you, not only won't pick on you anymore, but he is also reluctant to do heavy work for you~ Come and thank me~ Thanks to me It was a brilliant plan back then!" I put down the document in my hand, took a sip of my drink and said, "That's what Ben's father did well, he doesn't have anything to choose from, okay?!" I will never admit how great the benefits Fir Shan gave me !

Jiang Qiyue picked up my drink: "Don't be awkward! Mr. President even bought you a drink, so happy." I felt my face was a little hot, because of Jiang Qiyue's words, I found a few more eyes looking at me in the office !Not good!Look at those deluded smiles, not good!Absolutely bad! ! !

"I'm going to the toilet!" It's still the best plan to go 36 times, I hurried out of the office, tsk tsk, young people are really open now, if they were with Fir Shan a few years earlier, everyone would definitely poke my spine and scold , the title I will be crowned will only be "dead gay", so it is great that the times are improving!

However, my punishment has finally come, the punishment of eating the dark poached egg without authorization.

"Baby, are you going to have a baby? How many times have you gone to the bathroom?" Leng Shan touched my hair and teased without conscience.

I clutched my stomach and really wanted to scold him a few words, but I really didn't have the energy to quarrel with him, it hurt so much... tears almost came out of my eyes.Looking at my painful face, he finally became a little nervous: "Is it really painful? Do you want to buy some medicine? Don't cook by yourself again!"

"Don't cook? You put it lightly, we will starve to death if we don't cook, and you are about to give birth!" I couldn't help but roar.However, my stomach really hurts, I admit my mistake!I'm guilty!What I cooked in the cooking class that day, everyone had a share. I harmed so many people at once. What Fir Shan said was right, I was harming others by cooking!However, fortunately, he was not forced to eat the poached eggs this time.

Fir Shan poured me a glass of warm water, put it next to my desk, and said softly: "Hold on, I'll buy you some medicine and some food along the way." I nodded with difficulty.Lying on the table clutching his stomach, a man can still bear the pain!

Suddenly someone patted me on the shoulder, I turned around and saw a female colleague, she secretly handed me a pack of sanitary napkins, uh...fuck, a pack of sanitary napkins!I stared at her in disbelief: "Master, why are you giving me this?!" Is this dead woman out of her mind? !I am a big man, I want your fart sanitary napkins!She smiled embarrassingly, with an embarrassed expression: "Ah, brother Xia, you are not... I'm sorry."

Fuck, I'm nothing, did I say I was?That's right, you don't need to ask to know that I am a handsome Zong Gong, but what is the connection between Zong Gong and sanitary napkins? !I don't read much, so don't scare me.

"Who do you think I am? Dear~" I covered my face, and the girl came closer to my ear and whispered, "I thought you were intersex, Brother Xia, don't mind, Brother Xia." scare!These little girls make me a little square.

"Why do you think so?" I said in a deep voice. Could it be that my daily actions and words are too girly, so others misunderstood it?Such a thing is completely impossible!

"The things written in those books, I thought they really existed. I was thinking too much, Brother Xia, I'm sorry." After she finished speaking, she ran away, leaving me in a daze, tsk tsk, what should it be? Book, the little girl is so hot now, she is getting old, but she looks so cute.

TBC

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