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[The cheating author is too lazy to write extra episodes]

[If this article is not abused]:

Emperor of Heaven: People of the way of heaven and people of the way of magic cannot be together.

Xiao Ming: OK.

Emperor of Heaven: Everything that Heaven says is right.

Xiao Ming: Yes.

——Is this still my Xiao Ming?

——Isn’t this abusive text in another sense?

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[If this article is not long] one of:

Xuanling: Dragon City is suffering from floods, go and accumulate merit.

Xiao Ming: No.

THEEND, the end of the whole play.

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【If this article is not long】Part [-]:

Volume [-], Dragon City, on the Raksha River.

Obscure Moon: I am the Demon King of Bright Moon.

Without further ado, Xiao Ming stepped forward and cut Obscure Moon.

THEEND, the end of the whole play.

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[If the deputy CPs are not arrogant and arrogant]:

(Let’s enjoy the counterpart crosstalk (crosstalk)——Guest performer: Mutual CP! Sister Murong, always separated!)

Yage: Old girl, I like you.

Qing Yi: Old sister, I like you too.

Dayan's imperial daughters Murong Yage and Murong Qingyi were demoted to common people because of orthopedics, and the third imperial daughter Murong Fengxia directly inherited the throne.

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Song of Songs: Old girl, it's okay, I'm a celestial maiden in the sky, follow me, you will have a bright future.

Qing Yi: But the gods and immortals in the sky say we can't be together.

Ya Ge: ...It's so annoying, I'll let you be enchanted.

Qingyi: But I am still a human being, and the phoenix blood has not yet awakened, and I have not yet had the opportunity to become a demon, and you directly like me, how did Queer be born.

Ya Ge: Que'er is the light of LGBT that represents "Chuo Ji is infinitely good, who said she can't give birth", she can be born at any time, if you want to see her, I will give birth to you now!

Qing Yi: But wasn't Que'er born because she had to be Dayan's heir?Both of us are common people now, did you give birth to a bird to play with children?I have been taking care of my child for more than 1000 years. Sometimes she is very difficult to take care of, and can make me vomit blood.

Ya Ge: ...It's so annoying, what kind of broken setting is this, can people come up with it?Let's beat the author. I heard that the author is beaten by a little angel named Xiaoli every day in the group, and another little angel named Yuanzai also joins in the fun watching the author being beaten.The other little angels felt that the author was mentally retarded, so they watched the author being beaten. The picture was beautiful and beautiful.

Qing Yi: I heard that the author even included the two of them in the article, it's a new trap!

Song of Songs: The author not only has advanced Parkinson's hand cancer, but also has advanced procrastination. There are seven or eight pitfalls at hand, and many of them have written 6 words but they just don't publish it. Then this article probably won't be released until TS6 is released. ...Oh, TS2017.11.10iscomingsoon! ! ! [-]! ! !

Qingyi: Can I stop advertising here?When I started my new article, I didn't even say a word, and I only advertised when I was forced to rush!

Yage: When did WTF open a new trap?

Qing Yi: MMP has been opened for almost a month! ... Wait a minute, the author is forced to advertise every day in the author has something to say, haven't you seen it?Have you been waiting for the fattening to finish?

Yage: (Pretend not to hear, poke into Jinjiang APP, search for the author Ye Xijia, click on the collection column, click on TA Overlord Ticket, blow up a thunder, and then drag down) "I Believe in Her Evil"...God said If there is light, you will appear... Xiaoqingxin... Healing... Sweet text... Forget it, someone like me who is used to the cult classic ghost, animal, sky, thunder, dog blood, and the two gods and demons are poisonous and deadly. The copywriter said he wasn't very interested.

Qing Yi: I understand, like a mother, like a daughter, Que'er reads brain-dead short story books and also likes to read the classic ghost, animal, sky, thunder, dog blood, two gods and demons, poisonous and deadly giants.

Ya Ge: I would rather watch "Phoenix Longevity Gate" kind of cyberpunk, pseudo-martial arts, true sci-fi, poisonous and deadly masterpiece!

Qing Yi: Heh, the copywriting of "Phoenix Longevity Gate" has been hung up for almost a year, you just wait for another two years for the author to give you a baby... Eh?Wait a minute, you want to see Phoenix, is it because of me?

Song of Songs: Get out, it's because of you!

Qing Yi: Why are you so arrogant again?

Song of Songs: Hmph!

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