The Emperor and the Rabbit

Before dawn on the second day, the little rabbit was woken up by the emperor's poke.

The little rabbit was ignorant and angry, turned back into a human body, twisted its buttocks and flipped to the side far away from the emperor, dreaming: "I am a goblin, you mortals, don't try to eat my braised rabbit head!"

The emperor said: "What if I want to eat?"

The little rabbit woke up suddenly, and without even thinking about it, he immediately changed back to his original form and rushed towards the gate at top speed.However, around the palace, all the exits were blocked, the little rabbit had an idea, turned over on the ground on the spot, his limbs trembled, and instantly became stiff, falling unconscious!

This acting is so good that it can win an Oscar!

The emperor laughed wildly in his heart, and walked over to lift the little rabbit up. He thought that the rabbit was so comfortable to touch. He touched it three times from head to toe before giving up. He also took care of the little rabbit's round tail!

The little rabbit who feels deeply that he has been defiled: "..."

I'm a fairy, I'm so scary, how can you pet me like a pet! ! !

The little rabbit couldn't bear it any longer, bit the emperor, and rushed to the bottom of the bed at a sprint speed, his petite body trembling uncontrollably.

When the emperor saw it, his heart softened, and he waved: "Come here."

Little Rabbit retreated several steps into the dark in fright.

Emperor: "Be good~ If you come out, I won't make you into a braised rabbit head~~~"

The little rabbit quickly got out from under the bed, but he was still very timid, and his small body pressed the edge of the bed tightly.

Emperor: "If you come in front of me, I won't turn you into braised rabbit legs~~~"

What!It even has to be made into braised rabbit legs! ? ?

The little rabbit glared at the emperor resentfully, and reluctantly jumped over slowly.

Emperor: "If you take human form, I won't turn you into braised rabbit butt~~~"

What, even his ass is not spared! ! !

The little rabbit was so angry that it turned back into a human form, crying "Wow-wah!" ! !What kind of world is this, can the emperor bully a spirit without cultivation like this! ! !

The emperor touched his head with one hand, and wiped the corners of the little rabbit's eyes with a handkerchief lovingly with the other: "Don't cry, you will be lenient when you confess, and I will deal with it lightly."

Thinking that if he disobeyed his orders, he would turn into a braised rabbit's head, rabbit's legs, and rabbit's ass, the little rabbit cried so hard that he almost fainted, and he would do anything.

After hearing the reason, the emperor asked again: "Then do you still want to eat my meat?"

The little rabbit shook his head immediately: "I don't want to, I don't want to eat your meat when I first came to the palace." I just want to suck some of your yang energy.

The emperor was very satisfied, and the little rabbit didn't dare, and asked again: "Then tell me, what's your name, huh?"

The little rabbit looked at the emperor suspiciously, opened his mouth, and finally turned his head away arrogantly!

emperor:"......"

He had no choice but to continue to fool around: "You tell me your name, how about I give you a big carrot gift bag tonight?"

Little Rabbit: "!!!!!!"

Whoever has milk is a mother!What a name!

The little rabbit immediately said, "Luo Bai."

The emperor thought that this name matched the little rabbit Ji Bairongrong's original body, and said: "If you become my sleeping eunuch, I will spare you, okay?"

The little rabbit was confused, and asked: "What is a sleeping eunuch?"

It is said to be an eunuch serving the bed, but in fact it is serving the emperor to bed, then pulling the curtain to turn off the lights, and closing the door when he goes out.But the emperor didn't want others to stand by his side at night and hinder him from doing that kind of work, so Xiaotuji took the job.However, he still added some thought: "It's just to sleep with me, to breathe in Yang Qi casually by my side."

Little Tuji thought of having a bed to sleep on and absorb Yang Qi, so he agreed without even thinking about it.

The emperor was overjoyed, and approached: "But you don't have to be formal with me, just treat me as your elder brother."

Thinking of the little rabbit calling his brother in a juvenile voice, the emperor was still a little excited.

However, the age is comparable to that of a goblin and comparable to that of a human being. The little rabbit felt safe and reluctant, and asked, "Woo... how old are you?"

The emperor was taken aback, he was only 29 this year, and the goblin was afraid that he looked younger than a human, so he asked, "What about you?"

Little Rabbit showed off: "I will be 180 years old next month!"

emperor:"......"

This, this, this, isn't this the same generation as his wife, wife, and grandfather! ! !

He almost vomited a mouthful of blood: "Ahem, ahem... In this way, I'm still close."

"Then you are younger than me! Dear brother!"

"..."

Seriously, it's no problem for you to call Zhen Ai Sun!

The emperor had no choice but to act bluntly: "No, we are not very familiar yet. You don't even know my name. It is really inappropriate to call me a younger brother."

When the little rabbit heard it, he immediately said, "Then what's your name?"

"..." Sima jumped into the hole he dug with his broken leg.

"Ning Shenxian."

When the little rabbit heard it, his expression changed suddenly, his eyes were shining with starlight, and he looked adoring: "Wow, you are actually a fairy!!"

"..."

The little rabbit looked at the emperor's face carefully again: "No wonder I think you look so high-end, so you are a fairy brother in the sky!"

"..."

Although the call was wrong, but it was called brother at any rate. Our emperor suddenly heard it and couldn't hold back.

"Cough——" the emperor coughed to maintain his composure: "You are mistaken, my name is Shen Xian, not Immortal."

Little Rabbit opened his eyes blankly: "That's right, you are Brother Immortal."

He is from the world of goblins. Over there, "immortals" are pronounced "Shen Xian"!

On the seriousness of regional accent differences!

The emperor slightly touched the black line, and asked again: "Then why are you called Brother Zhen?"

Little Rabbit: "You are a fairy, of course you are not at the same level as us farts, you are older! No matter how old you are!"

"..."

The emperor was a little uncomfortable. The name "Brother Immortal" seemed to be a stolen name, but when the little goblin heard that the emperor was an immortal, he also called him elder brother and talked a lot, and he was also considered a half-immortal in the world, so he went Self-convinced to accept.

Then the emperor summoned Wang Jing and explained the various matters concerning the replacement of the eunuch serving the bed. He led him to the uniform room, pointed to a pile of brand new eunuch uniforms and said, "This is the clothes you will wear every day from now on, you can choose according to your own size."

The little rabbit saw that the uniforms were divided into several piles due to different sizes, and marked "M/L/XL/XXL/XXXL..." on the front.

There is no such symbol in the goblin class, Xiaotu didn't understand, he thought about the symbol on the back of the eunuch uniform before, and finally stretched out his hand to XXXL......

Wang Jing didn't check, and as soon as Xiaotuji finished taking it, he took Xiaotuji to explain other matters.

In the dead of night, the emperor approved the papers all night, feeling very tired, and finally remembered the little rabbit who had been nesting in the back room since returning from training.

The little rabbit came out of the back room slowly, the emperor saw it, and the wine bottle in his hand fell to the ground with an incessant sound!

This uniform is too big for Xiaotuji, most of his white and tender shoulders are leaking from the opening of the clothes. Not only that, because the cuffs and trousers are too big, Xiaotuji's thin and slender arms and slender legs also seem to be too big. Ruo Wu reveals itself, and every step he takes adds a touch of charm, which is simply the temptation of a uniform! ! ! !

The emperor held the dragon chair tightly with both hands, his expression was unnatural, very unnatural, so unnatural that the little rabbit also noticed it, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

The emperor's voice was a little hoarse: "It's okay, you can sleep with me."

The two walked to the side of Longta together, and the little rabbit undressed the emperor according to today's training.

To be honest, it is actually very, very unskilled!

He almost touched the emperor's whole body before he managed to take off the emperor's dragon robe. If he wanted to take off something, the emperor had already hid aside and finished changing it for himself!

The little rabbit blinked: "Are you not feeling well?"

The emperor's voice became even hoarse: "No problem." He got into the quilt as if running, as if he was afraid of being discovered.

The little rabbit saw that everything was over, so he blew out the candle lamp, and after a while in the darkness, he snorted and came in after a while!

emperor:"......"

God, give his brother a vacation!

Little Rabbit: "I didn't do anything wrong, did I?"

The sleeping eunuch is the eunuch who sleeps, didn't the emperor say it!

Emperor: "No..." I didn't expect this little fairy to be so ruthless!

The little rabbit suddenly moved his face very close to the emperor.

Emperor: "...what are you doing?"

Little Rabbit: "Your fairies look too high-end, I want to take another look, can you?"

emperor:"......"

Seeing him as uncomfortable, he was about to turn over to the other side, but Little Rabbit did it first.

He was not too happy: "what's the matter with you?"

Little Rabbit: "You guys are too high-end and I can't watch it for too long. The more I stare, the faster my heart beats. I'm almost scared to death."

"..."

Are you sure this is too high-end for immortals? ? ?

Isn't this a sign of fucking liking him? ! ! !