The Emperor and the Rabbit

Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit.

The little rabbit was born as a little white rabbit, but he has no father, no mother, no one to rely on, wandering around since he was a child, hungry every day, worrying about his livelihood, and always being bullied by all kinds of goblins.

One day, Little Rabbit wandered to the foot of Tianchong Mountain and saw how lively the peach grove ahead was, full of goblins. Out of curiosity, he was about to check it out when he was patted on the back.

The elf who patted him was a red vixen, with a treacherous and cunning appearance, his eyes sparkled, he pulled the little rabbit to a corner and whispered, "Cut the queue?"

The little rabbit was ignorant, with a puzzled face: "?"

Red vixen: "Not satisfied? In fact, we also have sprint classes..."

Little Rabbit: "??"

The red fox showed a embarrassed expression: "If the reward is good, we can take the exam instead of taking the exam..."

Little Rabbit: "What are you taking the exam for?"

The red vixen jumped back, and the dialect was so frightened: "Watt? Are you here to register for the day exam?!"

Little Rabbit: "????????"

Red vixen: "Then why are you here!"

The red vixen threw a brand-new booklet bound with gold thread to Little Tuji, and Little Tuji saw that there were only two huge Microsoft Yahei fonts printed on the cover: "Tiankao".

Turning to the first page, the prologue appears, with a few numbers: "Heaven is kind, and a special 'Tiankao' is set up every ten years. Those who are weak crowns (180 years old) can apply, and those who reach the score line can be exiled and become immortals." Free food and accommodation for Tino blablablabla!"

Seeing the last four words, Little Rabbit's eyes lit up immediately.

The red vixen bowed three times towards the cloud-shrouded Tianchong Mountain, and praised: "Tianjun is a hundred million years old!" He turned around and snatched the brochure, saying, "Report or not?"

Little Rabbit: "Report, report, report!"

The red fox immediately flattered: "Jumping in the queue is 100 demon coins, the sprint class is [-] million demon coins, and the test is [-] million, which service does the guest officer want?"

Little Rabbit: "..."

The red vixen took out a few more booklets from his leather bag: "It's really not possible, "The Complete Interpretation of the Great Fox", "The Chicken Teacher's Secret Volume", "Five Years of Skills and Three Years of Misuse" will be sold to you in a package of [-], which will definitely be rich Bar?"

Little Rabbit: "..."

The red vixen kicked the little rabbit to the ground, cursing: "I don't have money to talk about! You look so innocent, why are you so wicked..."

Little Rabbit: "..."

What a damn capitalism!

The red vixen walked a few steps, saw that the little rabbit was not chasing him, and turned back again: "How many do you have now?"

The little rabbit took out all his net worth, and said anxiously: "Five hundred..." This is the wife book he has saved for a long time!

The red vixen pretended to be helpless, and said: "Now the test is only four months away, and there is no way for you to enroll in the sprint class with your cultivation level. You will need to add 30 cultivation base to the score line of the next re-examination. I will show you a clear way." , today's mortal emperor has the most yang energy, and he is destined to ascend to heaven, his body is the panacea for repairing..." It deliberately did not omit the following "however, the essence that has passed away will never return", Said: "...do you know how to do it?"

After all, the bully snatched Xiaotuji's five hundred demon coins, yelling: "This is the fee for showing the way!" He swaggered and went to pimp again.

Little Rabbit: "..."

Now it is really helpless, but it is really moved when it thinks that Tiannu can provide food and shelter.

"Isn't it just eating a bite of emperor meat..." "It doesn't seem to be difficult..."

The little rabbit thought about it and ran to the palace.

The author has something to say: It is fun to write, and I promise not to cheat (#^.^#)

As an added note, the original body was a short pitted article before, and it was originally planned to be changed into a super short article, but now it seems that it is basically going to be rewritten.

I strive to finish writing in one day, and if I can't finish it, I have to take my time, and I must finish it before May.