The boat of friendship overturned gl

Bai Chi next to him couldn't help but said again, "Hey, how many faces does Yue Jinghuan have?" She seemed to be impressed by different Yue Jinghuan time and time again, sighing, as if thinking about chasing Yue Jinghuan herself How likely is this to happen.

Su Er's gaze followed Yue Jinghuan all the time, listening to her methodically speaking her speech, easily arousing the emotions of the students in the audience, making the atmosphere crazy and enthusiastic.

"I don't know, anyway, I know you can't catch her." Su Er couldn't help responding, and when she realized it, she realized that she had accidentally said the truth.

She looked at Bai Chi next to her, and she saw Bai Chi's resentful expression, but she smiled immediately, and said to Su Er: "Indeed, after all, the system of female-female love is not perfect, and people still I haven’t come out of my previous thoughts, but I believe that even if Yue Jinghuan is the Alps, I can climb it.”

What Bai Chi said was passionate. Su Er didn't know whether it was funny or angry. After thinking about it for a while, she said, "You chased Yue Jinghuan, what about your robot girlfriend?"

As soon as this sentence was said, Bai Chi, who was a little guilty, almost fell off his seat in fright, but this posture was seen by the audience, and I don't know how many bloody versions have evolved.

After all, Yue Jinghuan had already stepped down, the dean continued to talk nonsense on the stage, and the fun of the students was to watch these teachers who would become their teachers in the future.

"Students, this year marks the 100th anniversary of our Paradise Academy. Since the first principal Xia Ruoyu, this school has gone through three generations of changes... In order to mobilize everyone's enthusiasm, our academy has added an interesting regulation this year." After a period of nonsense, the dean finally said an interesting thing.

This sentence finally cheered up the lazy students, but they didn't have much hope for the innovation of an ancient and traditional college.

"Everyone must know the graduation regulations of the college...Our college is affiliated with the directly affiliated college of Paradise, divided into general subjects and CR subjects, and among them, CR subjects are our specialty, and are divided into action groups, support groups, various group...if they graduate, they will go directly to work at various levels."

"But at the same time, everyone must also know that this job is a life-threatening job... It is not just that everyone can get a certificate by experiencing school life... Up to now, there are still 360 people who have not graduated. I hope... …You are not going to be one of this group of people who didn't graduate."

Hearing the uproar, the audience felt that the dean was trying to scare them, and began to whisper, not taking it seriously.

The dean didn't seem to care very much, he seemed to have gotten used to this group of thinking and still stayed at the stage of fairy tales among elementary school students where the hero always defeats the villain.And now, this is not the point he wants to talk about.

"For smart people, going to school is just a waste of smart people's time. There are countless previous examples. You must know that CR has joined the Olympic Games, and you also know a list that appeared on the Internet recently. No. 1’s Miss Oleander graduated from our school with honor.”

The dean said he was very proud, but he could indeed regard this as pride.

The whole audience was excited by the name that appeared, and many people even chose Paradise Academy just because they yearned for this idol among CR holders.

"But it's a pity that you can't become oleanders, you can only move forward step by step..." The dean changed the subject, and quickly made people unhappy.But Su Er didn't dislike the dean's straightforwardness at this time. Indeed, it was more ideal to be down-to-earth than daydreaming.

"But I will give you a chance..." The dean said this, looked at the teacher next to him, and nodded at him.The teacher nodded, and immediately, he turned off the light switch, and all the lights were concentrated on the podium.

A large screen placed behind the dean appeared, and then a video of an animation was played.

"I know that everyone is familiar with this animation. As an educator, I am also thinking about what we are lacking... After thinking about it, except for opportunities, I think what is missing is motivation...a destiny that changes everything."

On the screen, an animation called Class E of the third year was played, which caused a huge sensation during the broadcast, but the students never dreamed that the college would keep pace with the times.

"Oh, the dean actually agreed to my proposal." Bai Chi next to her danced excitedly, obviously not knowing what words to use to describe her own mood.

Su Er looked at her in a daze. She belonged to the group of people who seldom touch the TV or the computer. Seeing the excitement of the people in the audience, she couldn't lift her spirits until Bai Chi next to her told She is about the plot of this animation.

"The reformed Mr. Octopus went to a place to be the teacher of the worst student for his lover's last wish, but Mr. Octopus originally planned to destroy the earth, so the organization asked the students to kill Mr. Octopus in order to get as much bonus as possible. "Bai Chi babbled about his understanding, because of the sensation of this animation, it was quickly wiped out by purity.

But Bai Chi never expected that she would see the cartoon of Class E of the third year here.

"By the way, I also designed your mask according to Mr. Octopus's concept... Hehehe." Bai Chi added hehehe.

At that moment, Su Er finally understood why she felt familiar with the expression on Mr. Octopus's face. It turned out that the concept of the mask on her face was plagiarized in this way.Su Er finally realized what felt wrong. According to the idea derived from the animation, it must be a plan for her.

"So, we decided to include an early graduation requirement."

Hearing this, everyone couldn't believe what they heard.A student who specializes in recruiting colleges unexpectedly conjured up the rule of graduating directly.

"You probably have heard all kinds of things about Teacher Facebook, but I guarantee in the name of the dean that Teacher Facebook is definitely not a bad person... And now, in order to promote the relationship between everyone and Teacher Facebook, I decided to put the first experimental The subject is chosen as Facebook teacher."

The dean said again, people's hearts were full of itchy throats, and they wanted to know what the dean was up to.

"Everyone can see the mask on the Facebook face... The rule is that whoever can take off the mask on the face of the Facebook teacher will be able to graduate... And, I will arrange for the CR Investigation Bureau to conduct special training for her personally, and Direct escorts, as long as they are within the territory of Paradise, they can enter unconditionally."

People seemed to hear some fantasy, with their eyes wide open, they couldn't believe what they heard.

Su Er was also frightened, she never knew that she would become the first test subject.Moreover, she still used her mask as a bet.

"How about the number of people? Is there a limit?" Someone asked from the audience.

"As long as anyone who touches the mask counts."

"What about the rules?"

"You can use any means."

The students went wild.

Not only because you can directly get a graduation certificate, but also you can have direct personal training in the most famous professional institution like CR Investigation Bureau, as well as follow-up selection work, which is simply a triple surprise that makes people crazy.

Moreover, there are no restrictions on this matter, that is to say, the students can attack Su Er at any time.

"This is different from what you said." Bai Chi didn't know how to react when he heard these words.No matter how powerful Su Er is, he is still a student of the number one killer, but in the academy, he is simply a bird in a cage.

Bai Chi wanted to jump up anxiously, a shadow had already enveloped her position, darkening her.Bai Chi looked up, but saw a person he didn't want to see at all recently.

Li Taishan, chief of the CR Investigation Section.

His expression was half a smile, as if his eyes were saying something like 'Your small movements can't escape my eyes'.

Su Er was also taken aback for a moment, and suddenly remembered that the section chief and the dean are good friends, and he entered the college as a temporary teacher, so there was no way he would be able to escape.

But, how could he propose such absurd thing, and let everyone frantically take off the mask he tried so hard to hide.

"Next, I would like to invite Li Taishan, the section chief of the CR investigation section, to say a few words for everyone." The director tacitly looked at the section chief who was slowly approaching, and did not ask Su Er, who was stupefied, and Bai Chi, who was in a panic, at all. Opportunity.

They also know that this part-time job is getting them into real trouble.

The section chief didn't speak directly, but first gave a standard military salute to the students in the audience, and then said: "Everyone should know that Facebook has been suspended because of the girl killer incident...but Facebook is very important to me. subordinate, so I asked the bureau to give her another chance."

His expression was very serious, and he didn't seem to be joking at all. Su Er continued to listen patiently. If the section chief didn't give her a reasonable explanation, she would probably resign immediately.

"Therefore, the bureau discussed and decided to let Facebook come over as a temporary teacher, hoping to eliminate all kinds of negative comments in the society through everyone... Therefore, we also designed this regulation, which was jointly organized by our CR Investigation Bureau and Paradise Academy." Compared with the one-sided words of the dean of Paradise Academy, the appearance of the real chief of the CR investigation section is more convincing. People were originally suspicious, so they didn't care in the end.

For them, compared with what kind of person Su Er is, it is not very important, what is important is the benefits that Su Er can bring to them.Of course, this benefit needs to be won by strength.

This plan kills two birds with one stone, which sounds like no big deal.But Su Er and Bai Chi knew that it was only because the two old foxes made the decision after they handed in the application form.

In the past, Su Er might just be playing casually, but now it seems that Su Er's so-called casual teacher for a few days is simply impossible.

Whether she can continue to be a CR investigator is now in the hands of this group of students.

"Okay, I won't say much about the rest, I hope everyone can have fun with Facebook." After the section chief finished speaking, he took a step back and bowed deeply to the audience .

Su Er's anger completely disappeared.

In fact, she had already vaguely noticed it. In fact, the suspension of work for a few months mentioned by the section chief is completely impossible to happen in the CR Investigation Bureau.She was really fired from the bureau, and the section chief just comforted himself.

The monthly salary is probably the section chief who will distribute his salary to support himself. The so-called going to school is probably an excuse for the section chief to realize that he must learn new skills and start a new start.

And right now, it's the same thing about being a temporary teacher at Paradise Academy, which reminds Su Er that he has to look towards a new life.

Su Er was in no mood to speak at all, she felt very strange recently, people and things around her were changing, and now, she had to be forced to change.

"Come on." When he was about to leave the stage, the section chief shook hands with Su Er, but his eyes were full of blessings.The section chief really wanted to help him, so why didn't he make changes for his own life?

"Thank you." She shook the section chief's hand vigorously, putting her gratitude into words.

"Okay, then everyone has any questions to say." The dean returned to the stage.

"Then there are other restrictions in this regulation? For example, time?"

"Winter and summer vacations are also available, provided you can find her... 24 hours a day, all year round."

"Then it's the same for taking a shower?" A shy girl raised her hand and asked, causing the boys next to her to exclaim.

"I didn't expect you to be like this, Han Meimei!"

The girl blushed even more, and waved her hands to defend herself, "It's just that it's easiest to attack when you're taking a shower."

Everyone suddenly realized.

"Hahaha, we boys are blessed, we don't need to make love with each other after seeing it, but you girls, I don't know..." The boys seemed to have discovered their own advantages, and they took the facial makeup as a man for granted.

The dean couldn't help being amused, but he still silently choked back the fact that the face makeup teacher was a woman. To be honest, he has never done such absurd thing in his life for more than 50 years, and now, he actually I feel very excited.

"I checked the time, it is now 35:24...Okay, the new rules come into effect, from now on, Facebook teachers can be targeted, please pay attention to safety...Also, the medical room is open [-] hours for everyone." Said When he fell asleep, the dean had already hid far away.

In the next second, the students who were originally sitting in the seat immediately swarmed up.

Su Er wanted to use Baichi as a shield, but right now, there was no one beside him at all.The students overcame their fear of Su Er, and the desire for rewards prevailed.

"I hope everyone can have a happy life in Paradise College..." With the sound of the horn, the lively night kicked off.

Su Er had a... expression on her face. She made a running motion and wanted to hide in a place where there were few people. Who knew that just as she turned her head, a violent explosion sounded in front of her. .

The entire wall was completely blown through, and a young girl looked at her face-on, full of killing intent.

The small eyes on Su Er's mask blinked unsteadily, she felt dazzled, the person who attacked her would be Yue Jinghuan.This woman who was born with everything is actually very interested in such things as direct graduation! ?

The author has something to say: I'm sorry, but the cute teacher is Mr. Octopus~

However, I still love Teacher Octopus~~

I originally wanted to write this article according to Huang Baiming's feeling of being a happy ghost, but for some reason it has become like this, and I don't even know what will happen next. Don't you think it's very interesting (shy expression )