Xianxia special effects production team

"Cut! This one is over, the actors rest, and the actors for the next one are in place, hurry up!"

"Director Dao Dao Dao Dao! I haven't done my makeup yet, it's only 1 minute!"

"..."

"Ok?"

"This dress doesn't fit, wait for me to fix it!"

"..."

"Ok?"

"This is the first time I've been on camera, don't rush me, be careful my mother beats you up!"

"..."

"Director, would you like to replace me?"

"Eat your ramen."

Director Konoha stretched his eyelids and lay on his back on the chair, his eyes following the running around of the flower fairies.In his hand, he held a script with rough edges, with a large section of red and green on it.The handwriting marked on the notebook is very abstract. From a distance, it looks like an unformed painting, but from a close look, it looks like an earthworm crawling around.

PS: Director Konoha: The age is unknown, the gender is male for the time being, one of the members of Shenshan Fairy, he refused to tell the real identity.The male protagonist in this article likes to pretend to imitate. He used to make money with stand-ins. After the founding of the People’s Republic of China, he changed his career and became a director.In recent years, the theme of Xianxia has become popular, so I changed my name to come out of the mountain, organized all the goblins in the mountains to set up a special effects production team of Xianxia, ​​and vowed to crack down on the special effects of [-] cents, and shoot the most shocking works.One star chaser, idol Yan Tingshen.

Konoha: "Xiaolan, do you still want to mess around?"

The flower fairy Hua Lanlan immediately ran to Konoha and saluted: "I'm ready! Let's shoot!"

Konoha: "Next time I won't let you be the heroine, what a mistake."

Hua Lanlan smiled sweetly: "I just want to be the leading actor!"

Konoha: "...shoot..."

PS: Hua Lanlan: The daughter of director Konoha's ex-lover Huayue Huayue, a second-generation goblin, aged 150, underage, father unknown.One of the supporting roles in this article, the image is happy.The original orchid, pure and lovely in appearance, is very popular in the mountains.I like to eat and I like to perform.Because Huayue likes to play around, she was thrown into the care of Konoha, and she likes to act like a baby with Konoha.

This time, Konoha's fairy tale movie is about a sadomasochism between fairy and monster, the name is "Don't be like this", the story is clichéd and old-fashioned.The fairy hero fell in love with a mortal, that is, the heroine, but in fact the heroine is a demon who has lost her mana.The heroine wanted to restore her mana, so she pretended to love the hero too, and got the fairy beads from the hero.

However, with the passage of time, the heroine really fell in love with the hero, and when the two were about to get married, the demon world fought against the fairy world, and the hero went back to fight.The heroine went back to the demon world to stop the demon king, that is, her father. Not only did she fail to stop it, but she was beaten back to her original shape. It was her father who did it to prevent the heroine from seizing power before the heroine lost her mana.

Later, her father was defeated and gave his remaining demon power to the heroine for the sake of the demon world, and controlled the heroine to kill the hero.The male protagonist killed the female protagonist after knowing the truth, and then committed suicide. The story is over.

Here Hua Lanlan is playing the heroine. It's her first time acting, but it's okay, mainly because she is good-looking and popular with modern people.

Konoha rubbed her chin with disgust on her face: "The position is stiff, and the expression is too naive. You are acting as a scheming gril, not silly and sweet."

Hua Lanlan frowned: "Oh...but I don't like scheming gril."

Konoha: "Then do you like your mother?"

Hua Lanlan chuckled: "I like her the most, but you are in second place, so don't be jealous!"

Konoha: "...hehe."

At this time, the screenwriter and director's assistant came over, holding a mobile phone covered with stickers in his hand.

Shitou raised his glasses, and said coldly: "Your idol has made headlines again, and the object is the lead singer of the trio, a little Zhengtai."

Konoha made a stop gesture: "Xiao Lan, you can think about the role yourself, I'll go and make a fuss first."

Stone: "This way please."

PS: Shitou: A screenwriter, director assistant, indifferent on the surface and gossip inside.He is 800 years old, has been involved in the underworld in Shanghai, and worked as a deacon in England before, with elegant manners.The original shape is deep mountain chalcedony, and Konoha has always called him stone, so he is called stone.Like...unknown.

The two quickly flew to the tree trunk, and Zhizhijing on the side gave them a white look, and continued to hang his throat.The mottled tree shadows projected on the trunk, flickering, glowing with light golden light.

Konoha: "I want to calm down."

Stone: "...you have to calm down."

Konoha: "Why are you swiping my phone again?"

Stone: "Your data plan is easier to use."

Konoha: "You said why my idol is so popular, I feel helpless."

Shitou: "...he's just redder."

Konoha: "I've decided!"

Stone: "Huh?"

Konoha has a serious face: "I plan to be the male lead of "The Immortal Don't Be Like This". I want to be on the big screen and let idols know my existence."

Shitou: "Do you want the public to know that the famous director changed his career and became an actor? And he has a new face?"

Konoha: "...I am his son."

Stone: "Oh, but I don't want you to be the hero."

Konoha: "...Forget it then."

Konoha took the phone, and under a fan Weibo who supported his idol and Xiao Zhengtai, he uttered a series of voices of disapproval.

Shitou raised his glasses: "Take it easy, the public relations fee is very expensive, I'm afraid your big size will be ruined."

Konoha was stunned: "Ahhhhh! Delete delete! Change number change number! Why do you use my big size to brush Weibo!!"

Shitou: "Don't you know how to read it? Don't delete it, it's just trying to cover up."

Konoha: "Oh, but this little guy is pretty good looking because he's too tall, why don't you ask him to be the leading actor next time?"

Stone: "Your position has changed too quickly... I think he should agree, because he is also a goblin, the bear boy of Arctic Valley."

Konoha: "How do you know? You can tell by looking at the photos?"

Shitou: "His mother told me. We met in England. Later, Cub made his debut and sent me a special message on WeChat, asking me to cover him a bit."

Konoha: "...I know, it's another romantic debt."

Stone: "No, I've changed my taste for a long time. I'll talk about this topic later, so what are you going to do now?"

Konoha: "The fault is done, I hope my Weibo will not be exposed."

Shitou: "It's good that you know, go make a movie."

Konoha: "...I haven't been a big brother for many years, and even you bullied me."

Stone: "This meme is outdated."

Konoha: "..."

(Got it: "Two idiots.")

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