Twenty rings

Shang Tang is a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder.He wants to keep things organized around him.

He also has a plan for his life, what school to apply for, what major to apply for, where to intern, where to work, when to fall in love, when to move out of his father's or his mother's house, buy a house by himself, get married, have children, etc. a child.

He hopes to marry a girl with fluttering long hair, like Hacken Lee's "Life Is Not Changed", "The Wind Flying Shawl"; he will fantasize that his love is like Sinéad O'Connor's "Her Mantle So Green", he is a soldier who retired from the battlefield , went back to his hometown, went to see his lover Nancy who thought he was killed in battle, recognized each other by virtue of the ring, laughed through tears, and walked into the hall of holy marriage.

He joined the student union and met Xia Ke because of a girl with long hair and a shawl.

Shang Tang had a crush on a senior student in his freshman year, who was three years older than him, and was a propaganda committee member of the student union.As soon as he entered school, the senior sister went to practice.

Just like Shang Tang is the male god of the younger students, and the senior sister is his goddess, but Shang Tang only talked to her four or five times from the time she entered school to her graduation.The last time was the senior sister's graduation ceremony. On the last night on campus, the whole campus was filled with the atmosphere of parting. There were farewell parties, singing, youth was about to end, and students who were about to leave the ivory tower did all kinds of absurd things. Doomsday carnival.

Many boys ran outside the girls' dormitory and yelled "So-and-so, I like you", and there are also variations such as "I love you", "I care about you", "I like you", "Iloveyou", and so on.Shang Tang was annoyed, and frowned and asked, "Can't we talk about it earlier?"

His classmate sighed: "Young Master Shang, how can a schoolboy god like you understand that the ones who will confess at this time are losers like us, and there is no hope that they will succeed. They just shouted out before leaving, just thinking about it." .”

There was big news that night.The former Propaganda Committee member of the Student Union, Lu Siyan, the flower of the National Customs Academy, went outside the boys' dormitory and lit heart-shaped candles.The boys' dormitory was almost boiling, and when she opened her mouth to spit out whose name the brothers set fire to beat him to death.It turned out that the courtyard belle called Xia Ke, the vice president, and she made it clear that the tense was past tense: "Xia Ke, I, Lu Siyan, liked you once!"

Xia Ke was carried out of the dormitory by a group of boys, cursing and showing no loyalty to the blocked corridor.Seeing Lu Siyan standing in the candlelight, he changed his expression. All the laughter and cursing were washed away, and he was sincere and reliable. He walked over to her and bowed solemnly, saying, "Thanks to the wrong love."

The woman smiled, and extended her hand frankly: "Let's shake hands."

Shang Tang watched from the side, and saw the senior sister's smile and the tears in her eyes in the candle light.He knew that his senior sister was going abroad and had a bright future.It's just that at that moment, he, a bystander, wanted to know whether those tears were for Xia Ke, the person she liked, or for her own youth.

After that confession, the senior sister blew out the candles to clean up the mess. Shang Tang said that you still have activities, so let's go first, I will come.This was the only time he could do something about his first unrequited crush in college. The senior sister smiled and said, "You are a small businessman in the School of Economics and Management, right? Thank you very much. I will leave tomorrow. I will ask my sisters to please You eat."

The lady has gone, and Shang Tang doesn't plan to go to dinner, so he bends down to put out the candles, which are double-circled heart-shaped, and there are more than 200 candles in total.He had obsessive-compulsive disorder, not only picked up the candles, but also scraped the red candle tears dripping on the ground with coins.While he was busy, he saw someone squatting over and handed him a few campus cards that scratched his eyes. When he looked up, he smiled and said, "This year's graduates will accept it." It happened to be the person his senior sister had just confessed to, smelling of cigarettes all over his body. His voice was very hoarse, and he couldn't find anything to say: "The little classmate is very civic-minded."

Shang Tang kept a cold face and didn't reply a word.No one came to help, so I dealt with the remains of candles all over the place with that one.

Then how did he get into the student union, sold it to that bastard out of nowhere, and convinced him.After two years, habit becomes natural?

There will be many variables in his life, and he can allow many variables to appear in his life-but "homosexuality" will not be one of the variables.

Xia Kewo went back to the dormitory, smoked cigarettes one by one for several hours, and was shocked that the boss of 408 and the fourth broke in with a guy in his arms: "Hey, Lao Xia, you are smoking outside the door! The scene of the fire Woolen cloth!"

Xia Ke rubbed his face and jumped up: "It's okay."

"Is it all right?"

Xia Ke said in his heart that apart from the two of you, the broken door is considered public property: "What can I do?"

The boss glanced left and right. As a student of the Academy of Marxism, he insisted on using a pair of small mung bean eyes to look at all issues with a critical and skeptical eye. I haven't had a girlfriend in school for four years, the old bachelor has seen a lot, so he talked with Xia Ke earnestly: "Old Xia, you are broken in love?"

Shake snorted.

Someone is rushing to be your brother, if you want to be a brother, be a brother.He had no time to feel sorry for himself.

He shook his head sincerely: "Report to the organization, no." Then he looked at the cigarette he was extinguishing in his hand, and he had a flash of inspiration, liking someone is like a cigarette addiction, and declared more sincerely: "That's me, I want to quit smoking."

Breaking up in love or quitting smoking, life will go downhill.

There are always a few truths in the university, which are as brilliant and immortal as Newton's first to third laws, and they are universal.For example, try to find a girlfriend as an undergraduate, otherwise you will definitely not be able to compete with your seniors and mentors when you are a graduate student;

While Xia Ke was developing his side job, he honestly went to old man Gao's class, sat in the last few rows, and devoted himself to joining the revolutionary queue for catching up on sleep during class. He came 10 minutes early to build a good relationship with the sleeping friends in the neighbor's bed. .

It also distances itself from SenseTime, which is an inter-professional elective and sits in the middle.

As a result, he was followed by old man Gao as soon as the class started, and old man Gao called his name: "Student Xia Ke, stand up, we all know each other. This is the first time he has come to class at the beginning of school!"

He was ordered at least a dozen times in one class, and the sleeping friends were all shocked and stopped sleeping. Someone poked him in admiration: "It's okay, buddy! What are you doing to old man Gao?"

Xia Ke smiled subtly. After one class, he was made ashamed like a grandson. After class, the soles of his feet had to be oiled and he was ordered to move books. He entered the old man's office and was trained by the old man for half an hour.

Old man Gao speaks aggressively and has a bad temper. A student he valued will be scolded as "unworthy of studying" if he takes a sick leave, and he will shout "Why are you crying! What is there to cry for?" .

Xia Ke took one of his major courses as a freshman, and he made a small mistake in his homework, and was scolded by him at that time.I couldn't get out of this demon for most of the day, and asked myself, am I really a waste of cleverness, can't I take the academic path?

After four years of hard work, Xia Ke has long since become a qualified senior student: rough skinned, thick fleshed, invincible King Kong, with a face comparable to a city wall, and vitality comparable to Xiaoqiang.Being pointed at the nose and scolding all the ancestors of the family can be laughed at like a drizzle-not to mention that old man Gao didn't dare to scold all the ancestors of his family at all.

Old man Gao finally mentioned: "Your grandfather..." Xia Ke's spirit lifted, his attitude was extremely good, and his tone was extremely arrogant: "Professor Gao, don't mention my grandfather when you are always old. You use my grandfather to educate me, just to use me as a shameless person." The children and grandchildren spoiled him. No matter how much you love me, I can't be a grandfather. The kid is naughty, so forgive me for not being perfect."

Mr. Gao was stunned.

His grandfather was the elder of the school's history department.Mr. Gao's mentor.

Mr. Gao probably didn't realize that he was using the teacher in his memory as a yardstick to ask his descendants.

How could his descendants think about making money, and get their hands dirty with the smell of copper!How can you be late and leave early, how can you not work hard day and night in your studies, how can you not be a noble and perfect scholar in the old days.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Xia Ke said respectfully, "If you don't have any other advice, this junior will leave first."

I strode out of the office floor, walked straight and immediately turned a corner, pressed my hands against the wall and began to beat the wall, then leaned my back against the wall, and sat on the floor with a headache.

This time it's over, it's over.Offending old man Gao, why is my mouth so cheap?Chuchu beat him to death, this lesson is over.

He was downcast, originally made up his mind not to confront old man Gao, let him criticize him and let him fight, I will not be surprised by honor or disgrace and will not bird him.Who knows that today is broken.