do not try 2

"Where's Xiaorui, your master?" Liang Shuang leaned on the counter with the menu.

"We don't dare to ask about her old man who comes and goes without a trace all day long. Probably the mall has notified her of the new stock." Xiaorui curled her lips helplessly.

"New products! That's understandable. There is nothing more exciting than a new arrival." Liang Shuang said and remembered that his mouth was almost behind his ears when he was shopping.

"It's really nice that you can go shopping here."

Fan Tong also leaned on the counter and twisted his neck.

"How many times have I said that our place is no worse than Yangjian. And there is no such thing as PM2.5 or food safety." Xiaoyu looked proud.

Fan Yanxuan closed the door and stretched, "Finally, can we eat after the deliveries are over?"

When the lunch break came, the customers also went to reincarnate one by one, and the number of customers in the store gradually decreased.After a while, the store returned to its pre-opening appearance and was empty.

Fan Tong stared at the food on the table, "Isn't this mixed with Mengpo soup?"

"What are you thinking about! Mengpo soup is precious, you want to drink it before you die!" Xiaorui said bluntly.

"That can't be sold yet." Fan Tong muttered in a low voice.

Before the store opened in the afternoon, Po Meng finally appeared.Take them to find Black and White Wuchang, walking on the streets of the underworld has an inexplicable feeling, a bit like time and space disorder, an old pawnshop is next to the Yali mobile phone store.A shopkeeper in a long gown with a measuring tape hanging around his neck and round-frame glasses of some age was busy working in a clothing store that seemed to have a long history, but the next door turned out to be a fast food restaurant.On the street, you can see characters of any era wearing all kinds of clothes walking back and forth on the street.

"I didn't expect that walking on the streets of the underworld would feel like watching a cosplay at a manga exhibition." Liang Shuang looked around.

Qin Yejue stopped and pointed up with his finger.When everyone looked up, it turned out that Black and White Wuchang were sitting upstairs drinking tea.

"We've already had dinner," Qin Yejue said.

"I didn't call you here for dinner, but someone wanted to see you."

While talking, Yin Mo and Li Shu came in from the door.

"You?" Fan Yanxuan looked at them in surprise.

"We opened this store. I'm really sorry for causing such a big impact on you. So I want to make up for you today." Yin Mo apologized.

"It's over, so don't mention it again. Let's just make friends once you know each other." Fan Yanxuan patted Yin Mo's shoulder.

"Then respect is worse than obedience. But compensation is necessary."

"Then treat us to a meal." Qin Yejue said.

"That's okay, it's too..." Li Shu said halfway, Fan Tong remembered something, "That's right! Is that bottle still there?"

"You mean the reincarnation bottle!" Li Shu replied.

"Well, I still like that bottle."

"That bottle almost killed you, you still want it! Besides, it's a family heirloom." Fan Yanxuan reprimanded Fan Tong.

"We just want to give you the bottle!" Li Shu smiled lightly.

Several people had question marks on their faces.

"This reincarnation bottle is useless now. Now it's just an ordinary porcelain bottle. If it is broken again, it's really broken and can't be returned. Besides, Fan Tong found this bottle, so it must be considered fate. Although it It has lost the ability to reincarnate, but at least it is still an antique, and it is not young." Speaking of which, Li Shu handed the box containing the reincarnation bottle to Fan Tong.

Fan Tong stared happily at the still colorful porcelain bottle in the box, thinking, getting this bottle is really not an easy task.

Coming out of the store, Meng Po handed them four money bags, saying that they were their today's commission.Then they followed Black and White Wuchang to the local shopping mall to buy and buy.

"I said you don't have to go to work today?" Liang Shuang asked.

"The bull head and horse face are going to work, we have a rest today." Lao Bai looked around with a windbreaker in his hand.

Coming out of the shopping mall, Black and White Wuchang took the four of them to the famous scenic spots in the underworld, such as towers and bridges, and wandered around a few times.Anyway, there is no ticket fee for the scenic spot, so just transfer.

A piece of advertising paper flew onto Fan Tong's face with a snap.I took it down and looked at it. It turned out that the real estate in front was doing publicity, saying that whoever can sell ten houses today will give that person a set.

Upon seeing this, Fan Tong was very excited, and rushed up to ask the manager, "Is what is written on it true?"

"Really. Would you like to try, lad?"

"All four of us sign up!" Fan Tong signed up for the other three by the way.

Fan Yanxuan thought it was fun and agreed.Liang Shuang wanted to see the residence in the underworld.Qin Yejue was completely following along.

Seeing that Black and White Impermanence was also following them, the manager was so scared that he hurriedly said, "We have all the documents, we didn't cut corners, and we have handed in all the necessary documents. I don't know if you two come here, what's your business? Or does the King of Hades have new instructions?"

"Just playing with friends." Lao Bai replied casually.

The manager quickly asked his subordinates to serve the best tea, and served it respectfully.

A few people followed the manager to look at the model sand table in the sales office, and found that the houses here were still of all kinds.In a community, there are courtyard houses, some that look like imperial palaces, European-style castles, small single-family buildings, luxurious villas, ordinary buildings, bungalows, cave dwellings, yurts, etc.There are also some oddly shaped houses.

Fan Tong pointed to the model, "Manager, your houses here... really are... a hundred flowers blooming, each one looks different."

The manager laughed, "This is mainly because our customers here are from every dynasty. In addition, in recent hundreds of years, foreign guests have come from afar. That's why we have the houses with different characteristics now, and we also provide Customized service, if the customer doesn't like all the houses and wants to design it himself, we can help you build it." After listening to the manager's words, several people think that the underworld is really good and very humane.

After getting a good understanding, the four of them changed into work clothes and started the sales mode.

Fan Tong also thought that the manager was lying, so there are no foreign guests.Just as he was thinking about it, a foreign couple walked in. Qin Yejue went up to greet them, and started selling the house in very fluent English, but Fan Tong couldn't understand a word.The English I learned at the beginning may be returned to the teacher before I graduate.The clock on the wall ticked to ten o'clock in the evening, and it was closing time.

The manager walked out with a smile, "You guys are really talented, and you have reached a month's sales volume in just one afternoon." The manager took out the documents and told everyone's performance, "First of all, Qin Yejue, Mr. Qin sold Twelve sets of impressive results! Then came Fan Yanxuan, Ms. Fan sold eleven sets. Then Ms. Liang Shuangliang, ten sets. Finally, Mr. Fan Tongfan, six sets.”

Fan Tongtong looked at the three of them in surprise, "My throat is about to smoke, how did you sell so many?"

Liang Shuang shook his head helplessly, walked in front of Fan Tong without saying anything, pointed at his head, and left.Immediately afterwards, Fan Yanxuan also shook his head, walked up to him, patted his shoulder, sighed, and left.

In the end, Qin Yejue put his arms around Fan Tong and said, "At least six units have been sold, let's go and choose a house."

Qin Yejue, Fan Yanxuan, and Liang Shuang.Since they have all reached the standard of ten sets, all three of them can get one set of houses.

Qin Yejue took a fancy to the courtyard that looked like an ancient imperial palace.And Fan Yanxuan took a fancy to the super invincible and luxurious European style castle.Liang Shuang likes a cool bamboo building on stilted feet.

The three discussed it and called the manager over, "We are interested in these three houses."

"No problem." The manager readily agreed.

"But..." Qin Yejue looked at the manager meaningfully.

The manager who was watching felt chills down his spine, and asked cautiously, "Is there any question?"

"We want these three houses, put together."

"Ah!" The manager looked embarrassed.

"This is a huge project, I'm afraid..." Before the manager's voice fell, the black and white Wuchang appeared behind the manager. "I'm afraid what?" Lao Bai asked.

The manager quickly changed his words, "It's nothing! No problem, I will do it right away. It's just that the names of the four of you are written on the real estate certificate?"

"Just write about Xiaoshuang." Fan Tong replied.

Liang Shuang looked at Fan Tong in surprise.

"In the future, you will take care of my stingy old sister. On behalf of our family, I will give you this big house as my old sister's dowry. Besides, you are the only woman among us, right?"

"Clap" sound.

"You boy, am I not a woman!" Fan Yanxuan slapped Fan Tong hard on the back of the head.

"I mean, it's feminine! It doesn't look like you, you're a man." Fan Tong hurriedly hid in Qin Yejue's arms, Qin Yejue gently rubbed Fan Tong's little head, and said to Fan Yanxuan "Okay, you still want to hit it a second time! Besides, you are not good at all, and you still focus on your brain, aren't you even more stupid!"

"Who are you calling stupid!" Fan Tong stared, twisting Qin Yejue's face.

"I...I'm stupid, I'm the most stupid. Baby, let go, or my face will swell, you said how ugly it is when one side is swollen." As soon as Qin Yejue finished speaking, the other half of Qin Yejue's face also fell on his face. In the hands of Fan Tong.As a result, the left and right sides of Qin Yejue's face were finally well-proportioned.

Since Liang Shuang did not die, he could not buy a house according to the law of the underworld.But if there is a guarantor of the underworld, yes.

So under the guarantee of black and white Wuchang, Liang Shuang got his first house in the underworld.

The next day, the manager brought over the drawings.Fuck!The expressions of the four people were like this when they saw the drawings, because they saw that there was a European-style castle in a Chinese-style palace, and next to it was the scenery of the south of the Yangtze River with small bridges and flowing water, and there was also a bamboo building on stilts. The style is beyond description.

"Old black! Old white! Can you take us to the [-]th floor of hell?" Liang Shuang asked the two of them.

The black and white duo stopped in their tracks, "This is out of our control. Each floor is managed by a judge. At our level, you can't get in. But... if you can't get in, you can still look outside. Hell is on the ground of the underworld, but later changed to underground, and you have to take an elevator. There is also an ornamental elevator outside the hell, which is transparent and you can see everything in hell. It is to let the sinful People, first watch what you will bear in a while, and then throw them into hell. But, do you really want to watch it?" After finishing speaking, Lao Hei looked at Liang Shuang seriously.

The four of them thought for a while, then nodded, and then they came to this transparent elevator.

As the elevator slowly descended, Lao Bai said, "If you can't stand it for a while, just say so, and we will go back right away."

After reaching the first floor, they saw Tongue Pulling Hell, which was horrible.

Several people frowned, and when they arrived at the second level of scissors hell, Lao Bai said, "This level used to prevent widows from remarrying, but now that men and women are equal, there is no need to be widowed, so it has been changed to the current popular straight male cancer." , The hell of straight female cancer. Almost all patriarchs and those who persecute women's rights will report here."

"Okay, let's go back." Liang Shuang held onto Fan Yanxuan tightly.Cold sweat dripped down his forehead.

They didn't continue to look, because the two layers were shocking enough.Hell really lived up to its reputation. They couldn't imagine that as each floor descended, various cruel criminal laws and the number of years served gradually increased with each floor.It's still the same old saying, if you come out to mess around, you will have to pay it back sooner or later.

God knows what you did.It's not that I didn't report, the time has not yet come.Everyone can say these words.But sometimes they are left behind, even if they are not perfect, they must be worthy of their own conscience.Otherwise, even if you get your so-called happiness in the yang world, you will suffer unimaginable suffering day after day in your own hell.This kind of pain seems to have no end, and it comes back to you over and over again, and this is the fruit you planted yourself.