Jia She, Chief Assistant of the Red Chamber

If you travel to modern times, what kind of work can you do to support yourself in the first place?

Jia Amnesty: "Be a makeup master! Become an Internet celebrity!"

Cui Yu: "Probably find a small restaurant selling buns first."

Loyalty: "Master in women's clothing! Codewriter!"

Jia Jing: "Looking at palmistry on the side of the road for fortune telling."

Jia Zhen: "Eat the overlord's meal, and go to the prison to eat the government."

Jia Qiang: "I'll tip you off."

Everyone: "... Come to a healthy and positive one."

Jia Zhen: "Then buy a lottery ticket? I feel like I'm so lucky."

Jia Qiang: "Then I'll study the lottery odds."

Emperor Taixing was angry, "Why do you hate my grandson? You don't need to do any work. I dug my own grave and got some funerary objects. Isn't that enough?"

Everyone: "That has to be handed over to the country!"

Zhongyi sighed: "You have to be correct about the three views. The game is set like this. Don't talk about the emperor."

Emperor Taixing thought about it, looked at the crowd, and said: "Then you make money to support me, and raise children for old age."

Everyone took a step backwards: "I can't afford it."

"Evil!" Emperor Taixing was furious: "I will sue you for being unfilial on the show."

Everyone: "..."

======= Small jokes from the older generation ======

Huo Jue had a dream before he died. In the dream, he and Jia Daishan killed the enemy side by side, wrapped in horse leather, and died vigorously.

Before his death, Staff Officer Yu had a dream, which frightened him to death. In the dream, he had the patience to kindly guide Jia Daishan to write a love letter.Still writing to Huo Jue, it's just horrifying.

Before his death, Emperor Taixing had a dream, and he was so frightened that he wanted to ask the sky to borrow another 500 years.Obviously he is the only old guy who is strong and very alive.But unexpectedly, when he had a dream, it turned out to be a young nightmare.The two generals rebelled together, and it was horrific to think about it.Forced to the Qianqing Palace, these two people dragged him off the dragon chair, and then got up without shame, and then...then...

There is even then oh!

These two forced him to write a marriage decree.In order to thank him for being a matchmaker, he built a golden and pure gold dragon chair for him, and built him a shining golden Qing Palace...

Emperor Taixing: "..."

After Emperor Taixing passed away, he found out that it is not a good thing to have a spirit after death, especially when playing mahjong.The other three are said to have become members of the underworld black list because they waited for him to reincarnate together.

From time to time, they disagreed with each other and got into a fight, and they almost turned over the hell.

Jia Daishan was very aggrieved: "If it wasn't for my evil entanglement who is chanting around the memorial tablet, I would become a ghost and not be able to reincarnate?"

Mr. Yu, who was the second to enter the underworld, was also helpless: "Your son's hobby is really not good. I can't wait to get away from the title of medicine pot and want to have a healthy body."

Huo Jue objected: "How nice our son is! Otherwise, where would we have the opportunity to fight again! I am now a veritable general of soldiers and horses! My master is now killing Qianxiang and killing Dongying Pingnanyang, and there is no breakthrough in military exploits."

"My granddaughter is broken, don't beep." Emperor Taixing rolled his eyes: "Stop beating me, you two, sit down and be civilized, and talk carefully."

"Who is uncivilized?" Jia Daishan and Huo Jue said in unison, dissatisfied: "Your Majesty, who are you helping?"

Emperor Taixing: "...I want to be reincarnated! I will never meet you again in my next life!"

Black and white impermanence stepped forward weakly: "I'm sorry, because everyone's incense is too strong, you immediately became a god."

"What?" All four of them were dissatisfied: "Isn't it that we have to fight each other for the rest of our lives? Does the underworld still want it?"

Black and white impermanence: "..."

"Call me your boss, let me dream and scold Jia Amnesty to death." The four said in unison.

Jia Amnesty: "..."

Jia She woke up in the middle of the night and hurriedly patted Cui Yu, "Enzheng Enzheng, my father and the others gave me a dream, saying that the hell environment is too bad, full of corruption, old men have to go through the back door if they want to reincarnate, plug money .”

"Hurry up, get up, hurry up and prepare more! Let them be together in the next life, and the family environment they will devote themselves to is good, and they don't have to worry about food and drink. Alas, there are a lot of demands anyway, so money is needed."

Cui Yu was stunned for a moment, looking at Jia She, who was old and healthy, got out of bed and turned over the tablet, and was in a hurry to send someone to open the ancestral hall to prepare things to worship the Taimiao, and rubbed his head in a daze.He seemed to be dreaming just now.

In the dream, the four old men said they wanted to reincarnate, please don't be too incensed.

Well, is it his reading comprehension problem?