Jia She, Chief Assistant of the Red Chamber

Hearing this, Khan twitched his mouth, but turned his eyes to glance at the expressions of the people in the hall and the emperor, and said with a little compliment, "Your country has a long history of culture, profound and profound. Although I admire you, the eagle is old. It’s heartless! But the sons and grandchildren of the widows will definitely come back to ask for advice and learn a thing or two if they have the opportunity.”

The corners of the courtiers present twitched upon hearing this.Khan, can you stop showing off your tendons when you say this, and be more sincere, okay?

But Jia She mentions Cao Chong as an elephant?

This allusion comes from "Three Kingdoms", almost everyone knows it.Sun Quan gave Cao Cao a giant elephant as a gift. Cao Cao wanted to know the weight of the elephant, but at that time none of his officials could come up with a solution. In the end, Cao Chong, who was only six years old, came up with a solution - to put the elephant on a big boat. Mark the place where the water surface reaches, and let the ship load other things (weigh these things), and you can know the result after comparison.

and many more!

The courtier glanced at Jia Amnesty, and there was a touch of approval in his eyes. First, he weighed the wine jar, and he could identify which wine jar it was in.There are two copies of the alliance letter, and the other one is on the emperor's case, please come and weigh it.This agreement is related to peace in the northwest region in the next 20 years, political and trade development, border tariffs, and there are more than a dozen nomadic tribes, large and small.

Mao estimated that the alliance letter weighed two catties.There is no way, after writing the official Chinese characters of the Great Zhou Dynasty, it has to be translated into Mongolian, Rouran, Wala and so on.Can this be thick and heavy?

Of course, there are also those who know Jia Amnesty's meaning and secretly think about finding fault - what will happen if they don't mention it later, what if there is a slightly fatter spot in this pile of poisonous snakes?

After listening to Jia Amnesty's explanation of related stories and the weighing method he was about to use, Khan plucked his beard and laughed loudly for some people's thoughts: "Oh, tiger cub, you know that Ben Khan Is the weight of each poisonous snake that enters equal?"

"Anyway, snakes are afraid of realgar, so I will catch them one by one and eat snake soup." The Hubu Shangshu, who had been restored to his position, couldn't help reminding him when he saw the Khan's aggressiveness.These military generals are reckless and rude. What kind of friends does Jia Daishan make?

When Zhang Qingshan spoke, the courtiers who were nervous about Jia Amnesty breathed a sigh of relief.Very good, now there is a way to get it from the wine jar.Tsk tsk, although I usually treat each other coldly, but after all, Mount Tai is still Mount Tai.With Zhang Taishan here, Jia Amnesty can indeed make up for it with insufficient force or wit!

Thinking about it this way, this Jia Amnesty is still worth prying over to be his son-in-law.It won't work, regardless of political considerations, it would be nice to have a beautiful grandson.

The courtiers with daughters, nieces and nieces couldn't help but get distracted and deserted.Anyway, the problem of finding fault with Khan has almost been solved.

After hearing Zhang Qingshan's words, Khan sighed very sadly: "Forget about this natural enemy, you are not allowed to use realgar."

"Khan, the emperor needs to keep his word." Cui Yu was angry, how could this old face be so thick?While talking, Cui Yu ordered the guards to take the scale and weigh it, and take the realgar by the way.

"The widow..."

"Okay, I don't need realgar, look at you." Jia She looked at the bearded and staring Khan, bent down and said to Cui Yu: "Thank you, Your Majesty, and Mr. Zhang for your kind words. I have a solution to this matter. After all, the cause is Khan's personal struggles are still for the humble officials to resolve themselves. You should watch the excitement."

After finishing speaking, Jia She looked at Khan whose face had softened a little, and smiled at the man rather arrogantly: "I am a guest from afar, and I respect the old and love the young. My father will crush you by force. Watch out!" , I rely on my brain."

Facing that bright smiling face, Khan couldn't help being startled, and a thought came to him suddenly—this...if only it was a girl!Is it a boy or too fair.But it's really pretty, or I'll ask privately if I want to marry a wife.He married the strongest girl in the tribe, so as not to look like a little chick, hugging a wine jar, her foot is unstable and a little wobbly.

But holding the wine jar...

Khan's eyes sharpened, and he looked at a wine jar that had already been weighed in both hands, and was startled—won't he just reach out and take it?

Fortunately, they didn't buy poisonous snakes, but green snakes that they bought casually in the vegetable market next to the hotel.

Well, Jia Amnesty is considered a tough guy!

The next moment, the tough guy Jia Amnesty stood a foot away from the Khan, holding the wine jar high.

"Khan, you should watch carefully! See how I got it." After finishing speaking, Jia Amnesty slammed the wine jar on the ground with all his might.

The sound of the wine jar falling to the ground shocked everyone's expressions.

The wine jar was not too good, it was naturally split into pieces, and the letter of alliance and the snake in the wine jar also appeared in front of everyone.When the alliance book flew out, because there were too many pages, there was a rattling sound, and then it lay crookedly on the ground.

Jia Amnesty was attracted by the alliance letter at first glance, looking at the alliance letter which seemed to be deformed after being dropped, he immediately raised his eyes and saw the somewhat horrified Khan.

It's none of his business that the Ministry of Rites didn't compile the book!

"Khan, Yugong, you are the king of a country. Yugong, you claim to have acquaintance with my father a few times, so I respect you as well." It was just taken out. Isn’t this in the wine jar, and the fragments of the wine jar surround the alliance book. It’s like a battlefield, where you lose, you lose, and you win, you win. Don’t ask about the process, just look at the result! You are the hero of the grassland Eagle, still can't see through this point? Soldiers are deceitful."

"Okay, have the guts!" Facing Jia She's last questioning tone, Khan smiled instead of anger, and patted Jia She on the shoulder: "Good boy, come to the grassland to play when you have time, I'll treat you to a drink." Strong wine rides the wildest horse!"

"Okay!" Jia She's expression remained unchanged, and he responded without hesitation.When Khan turned around and spoke to Cui Yu, he immediately rubbed his shoulders bitterly.

Dad, don't expect me to give you wine this Qingming Festival.

Jia She groaned as he thought about it, but he looked down at the snake that was spitting out its snake letter, and let out a sigh of relief.Although he has never seen a live snake, he has seen it on the dining table - dragon and phoenix cauliflower snake pot!This soup is good for the spleen and stomach (drink it by the staff), and it has the effect of clearing away heat and reducing fire (he reduces the fire by himself), and the children will not grow prickly heat after drinking it (Lian'er and the others drink it).

Therefore, he recognized this snake—no poison, no poison, and delicious food.

Well, there's nothing bad about it.It's just that his father's defeated generals are looking for a place to compare whose son is better.

Jia She turned around and helped Khan say a few words of apology and praise on the scene, which made Cui Yu sigh again - their family's Enhou is kind-hearted.

Just like before at Guoqing Temple, he knew that Master Wuhui had dug a hole for others just by listening to people tell him.If Jia She really ignored Wuhua, I am afraid the old monk would not say anything.

This old monk is a ghost.

Cui Yu glanced at the Ministry of Etiquette, and signaled for people to come out and make some muddy things, and then he seemed reluctant to cover the jade seal.As soon as the alliance letter was signed, the Northwest Tribe and his party also left without hesitation.

As soon as the northwest region left, Huo Jue from the northeast border found an excuse to go back quickly after seeing the end of the Longevity Festival in Beijing early on. After leaving the southwest and other places, it seemed that he was still staying in the southeast coast of central Beijing. The envoys in the area are a bit inefficient.

Of course, it also shows that the contract is difficult to negotiate from the side.

These countries are different from land borders and other places. They rely on the sea and see the huge profits from sea trade. Unlike them, they only rely on fishing near the sea, so they naturally want to get a share.

Not only did Cui Yu not let go of his bite, but he also ordered the Ministry of Rites to mention Siam, Java and other countries. From now on, Wuxiang, namely A and Furong, will not be used as tributes.

The courtiers were puzzled by this, but they smiled and nodded to express their cooperation.Who told the emperor to give an example that was too cruel—the former crown prince is now a lesson learned by Prince Zhongyi.

But the envoys were quite uncooperative. This is their local specialty, a magic medicine!Especially Siam, who secretly poked and thought carefully.He and Qianxiang have already communicated. Even though they are geographically far apart, they are both located on the coastline, and one of them produces medicine and the other has beauties, so they just cooperate with each other.So the Siamese envoys encouraged the tribes around him to speak together, and secretly gave the medicine to many well-known playboys.

As the courtier's joker, the most expensive and well-known of the new dynasty, not only Jia Zhen, but even Jia Amnesty were given gifts.

Jia Amnesty went to comfort the emperor who was fighting against the envoys and courtiers with distress.He hates this thing very much. His elder brother just eats the upgraded version of "Fu, Shou, Gao" from Ah and Furong, which leads to the degeneration from a normal cultivator, a fairy-like Taoist priest, to a heinous demon, lewd, Taoist. .

Cui Yu looked at Jia She's appearance, and felt that all his fatigue was swept away.

"This stuff is useful in medicine for a while, but if you take it for a long time, it will really hurt people." Jia She rubbed his head: "Unfortunately, some people won't listen to it."

"Yes!" Cui Yu sighed.

He didn't really resist this at first, but after seeing the materials submitted by Niu Jizong, it was 1 boycotts.Not only boycott the circulation of drugs in the dark, but also strictly prohibit the tribute on the surface!

While the courtiers are still in the transition from old to new, they are trying to display their talents, and under the fear of "guns and sounds from the Qianqing Palace", they first write in black and white, and order prohibitions. This thing is equivalent to the culprit who murdered the former prince, according to the five tribes of Yi.

"It's really too much money and nowhere to spend it." Cui Yu took a sip of tea, looked at Jia Amnesty, and asked, "Is Zhen'er still exercising?"

"Him?" Jia Amnesty was puzzled, took two steps back, and looked at Cui Yu cautiously, not sure: "Are you looking for him?"

"Don't look like you're protecting the cub, if I ask him to settle accounts with Yan'er, wait until now?" Cui Yu laughed when he saw this: "I'm thinking, compared to before, he was idle all day long, and now It's a bit serious, so I plan to let him lead the way and lead the group of rich and idle people to do something meaningful."

"For example, what is meaningful in your old eyes?" Jia She asked very carefully.

Cui Yu looked at Jia She candidly: "I'm still thinking about it, but like you and him, such a good position as the leader of a dude can't be justified if we don't make good use of it."

Jia Amnesty: "..."

"You should also help to think about it. What is healthy and meaningful, but it is easy to consume their excessive energy and idle eggs, and the pain is nothing to do, and then they have the courage to borrow their lives from the sky."

He never expected that he would go into the palace and receive a wonderful mission. When Jia She came out of the palace, he was still in a daze.

As soon as he returned to the government office, Jia Amnesty looked at the carriage parked at the door, his eyelids twitched, and he walked in silently. Sure enough, he saw his eldest nephew sitting at the desk with a red face, drinking tea.

"What happened, come to the yamen to find me? Don't ask me to intercede and let me tell the emperor Ah, Furong, or I will beat you." Jia Amnesty cut to the chase and waved his hands to signal the yamen servants and others to go out.

"Uncle, I really have to tell you about this all the time!" Jia Zhen said, "My son was doing well a while ago. After two days off, he took me to the Beauty Cave."

"Do you think I'm too lively, go there to die!" Jia Amnesty trembled when he heard the name that hadn't appeared for a long time, and said anxiously.

"But those games are exciting! I don't want to challenge wild beasts, I just light firecrackers and race horses with people."

Jia Amnesty looked at the indifferent eldest nephew.Maybe it's because he's old and doesn't understand the minds of young people. Anyway, this kind of game is too exciting for him. If he doesn't pay attention, he will die. He is a life-preserving person and dare not play.

"Then... Anyway, your stepmother opened the back, and he will always send someone to protect you." Jia She said in a low voice, comforting himself.

"He's the one who took me to play!"

Jia Amnesty: "...you get down to business."

"It's he who asked me to tell you that there are people selling blessings, longevity, and ointments in the beauty cave, which seems to be related to those envoys. You should send someone to seal the beauty cave for the time being."

"What, blessing, longevity, ointment?"

"It was sold to me, but I didn't smoke it, I..." Jia Zhen raised her sleeve to cover it, and whispered: "Then who has smoked it."

Jia She's face turned blue when he heard that, "What is he going to do!"