Part-Time Taoist Priest

Xie Lingya couldn't believe it, the so-called powerful cheats are just these few drops of saliva?

He doesn't believe it!How could it be possible to give him such a cheat!

Once the picture in Xie Lingya's imagination did not appear, especially when there was Hai Guanchao next to him who witnessed the embarrassing process, it made him feel even more embarrassing.

No, it might have been a mistake, Xie Lingya pinched Xiaoguai again, it couldn't spit out any more, it rolled over in Xie Lingya's hand, swam down and started to shit.

Xie Lingya: "..."

Hai Guanchao: "Hahahahahahaha!!!"

The shit is squeezed out, it seems that I really can't do more...

Xie Lingya was in a trance and said: "Could it be because it is still too young? This is not a full-level cheat, but needs to be upgraded?"

Hai Guanchao couldn't help but said: "But if it can grow to the age where it can spit out a torrent of saliva - if it really rains by spitting - it will take 100 years, right?"

Xie Lingya: "..."

Hai Guanchao: "Is it because the gods' concept of time is different from ours?"

Xie Lingya covered his heart and said, "What you said makes sense, I decided to wash my hands."

Although Baoyang Temple is not short of food to feed this snake, and it is finally "removing harm for the people", Xie Lingya is still a little disappointed.After Shi Changxuan came back, he still told him about it listlessly.

Shi Changxuan's face was a little strange at that time.

Xie Lingya only felt that he was a little speechless, and he probably looked forward to it at the beginning. How can I put it, the good dragon also took up the word "dragon".

In fact, Chang Xuan only heard Shang Lu Shen Poyin's laughter. After thinking about it, he didn't say anything, but started another topic: "My classmates want to invite them to hang out together, do you want to go?"

Xie Lingya said in surprise: "There are only so many students in your major, and it seems that you have never organized any activities before."

Unlike his class and the department, Xie Lingya was often invited to participate in various activities, but he just refused.

Shi Changxuan said: "Students who often take big classes together."

It is said that they are going to the surrounding villages. Because it is located on a high mountain, the city of Fuyang is quite warm at this time, but it is snowing on the top of the mountain. Many citizens take advantage of the weekend to go to the mountains to see the snow and ice. After all, Fuyang is in the south, isn’t it? You can see snow every year.

Xie Lingya thought to himself that it would be nothing if he went there, it would be a date, so he nodded in agreement.

……

It wasn't until Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan passed by together that I realized why he called me. This time it was a self-driving tour, there were about ten people, all of them were couples.

Shi Changxuan agreed to come, which surprised these people, not to mention that he said he would bring someone with him. Everyone was imagining whether Shi Changxuan would bring a girlfriend, what would his girlfriend be like, wouldn't it be a girl? Taoist, right?But it should look good too!

When they saw the companions they brought, they realized in embarrassment that they were good-looking, but they were men!

At the same time, Shi Changxuan is always aloof and unapproachable. Could it be that he hasn't communicated with others for a long time, so he doesn't understand what everyone said about having a companion?

Because of this shock, the scene fell into embarrassment for a second.

Xie Lingya glanced at all the couples, was also confused for a moment, and then greeted casually.

If it was someone else, they would probably laugh, why bring a man, gay? You are, but in front of Shi Changxuan, they had no choice but to accept it as if nothing happened.

Someone thought about it for a long time, and said: "... I said, why does it look familiar, aren't you the one from Baoyang Temple, that...?"

This also makes sense, Shi Changxuan is in Baoyang Temple, and the students have already known about it after they have been on the news several times.

This person had seen Xie Lingya's news, and came to shake hands a little excitedly.

Xie Lingya shook hands with him calmly, and handed him a talisman: "Hey, it's easy to get to know me, and each person will be given a mountain entry talisman."

Everyone: "..."

The mountain entry amulet is worn when entering the mountain, it can prevent poisonous gas, tigers and leopards from encroaching, it's not that Xie Lingya is too cautious, it's just that he always encounters such things, he has to get used to it and prepare early.I specifically inquired about the number of people, and drew more than a dozen entry-to-mountain talismans.

Shi Changxuan's classmates unexpectedly and excitedly accepted the Mountain Entry Talisman.

Xie Lingya took a look. In fact, none of them were middle school or high school students. They were so old, and some of them often went out to play. They were well prepared. Xie Lingya saw that one of the cars had tarpaulins, military coats, etc. in the trunk. .

The township they are going to is called Rongsi Township, which is the most remote town in Fuyang City. The nearest village is two and a half hours away from Fuyang City, while the place they are going to needs to drive for three and a half hours. car.Then you have to walk a certain distance to see the snow. It is the only guest house to live there at night.

Xie Lingya was sitting in the car, stroking the little snake on his wrist, although it was snowing on the mountain, but the obedient dragon was hiding in his flesh, with his warmth, nothing would happen.

Rongsi Township is a place that has not yet been formally developed. The so-called tour guides here are all part-time locals, and there are no scenic spot staff.A group of people drove up the mountain. In fact, the scenery along the way is very beautiful, especially there are terraced fields in the mountain. The three cars stopped and took several photos on the way.

After arriving in the village, there are local guides to pick them up and take them to the guest house.

It was cold on the mountain, and there was still unmelted snow on the ground. Xie Lingya added an extra coat. With such layers, the dragon on the wrist was even less obvious.It used to like to use its tail to hook Xie Lingya's middle knuckles, but now it just stretched out the tip of the tail a little, but it was so cold that it immediately retracted.

A boy was walking, and saw something like a pointed tail protruding from Xie Lingya's cuff, but it disappeared for a moment. He also wondered if his eyes were dazzled, and he didn't see anything after staring at it for a long time. Then he didn't speak.

Indoors, Xie Lingya naturally shared a double room with Shi Chang. As soon as he entered the room, he removed the bedside table between the two beds, and then tried to put the two beds together.

Shi Changxuan: "..."

Xie Lingya: "What are you looking at, come and help me."

This is not in the view anymore, I came out to play for a different purpose.

Shi Changxuan hesitated, pushed the bed on the other side, and the two single beds became a big bed.

Xie Lingya saw that he hesitated and came over to make the bed, almost died of laughter from the bottom of his heart.Oh, I still want to sleep together.

"Shi Changxuan, look at the hot water. The hot water in our room is broken. If it breaks, let someone change the room now." The door was unlocked, because they were all boys and they had just moved in, and a classmate didn't think so Many, pushed the door in and shouted.

When he entered the room, he saw the bed where the two were pushed together. He was a little puzzled for a moment, and felt that something was wrong...

Before the straight man could come up with an idea, Xie Lingya had already walked towards the bathroom naturally, tapped the faucet, "Oh, just to put down some water, it's still hot."

The classmate stood at the door, looked at their bed again, and wanted to ask, but seeing Shi Changxuan's expressionless face, he didn't dare to ask, and finally retreated embarrassingly.

After he left, Xie Lingya leaned against the door and said, "I've come with you, and the bed has been broken. Is your classmate unable to believe it or dare not ask?"

Shi Changxuan laughed.

It was already late after going up the mountain today, and I will go to the top of the mountain to see the snow tomorrow. In the afternoon, I was a guest at the home of a local ethnic minority and had dinner, which was also arranged by the guide.

The others were a man and a woman, in pairs, Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan were together the whole time, and no one ever said a word about why you two are so gay, and there was no teasing.Xie Lingya had doubts about how serious Shi Changxuan was when he was in the department.

In the evening, there are no activities, and everyone gathers in one room to play cards and eat snacks.

"Come here tomorrow morning and take away the military coats, it will be colder up there." The student who organized the event said that he rented these military coats from the foot of the mountain and brought them up, and they did not sell or rent them.

Clothes were piled up with him, among other things, like a hill in the corner.

As he said, he flipped through the clothes, "Or take them away tonight."

Pressing his hand on the clothes, he suddenly felt something move under his hands, as if there was a living thing under the clothes.

Unprepared, the man's hair stood on end, and he took several steps back.

The others didn't feel it and asked him, "What's wrong?"

He swallowed, "Under there...something seems to be moving."

Everyone backed away, and the girl even jumped on the bed, "Damn it, it can't be a mouse, right?"

"There are mice in the clothes??"

"It seems to be bigger than a mouse..." The man said with straight eyes, he looked at his hand, and thought of the feel just now, it was still a little hairy.

"There are some small animals on the mountain, what's so strange?" Another bold boy stepped forward, holding a stool in his hand, and threw off his clothes.

Suddenly, a thing stood upright!

"Ah-"

Screams sounded.

Under the clothes, there was a snake as thick as an adult man's wrist, with black and yellow patterns on his body, he was so stimulated that he stood up all of a sudden, his mouth opened to reveal sharp teeth, and the snake hesitated.

No matter how courageous he was, the boy threw the stool and ran away.

The snake couldn't be stimulated, so it got frightened while avoiding the stool, and started to swim on the ground.

Those who were close to the door rushed out, and the rest of them stood on the bed or table before it was too late—oh no, except for Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan, they still stood there without moving.

Xie Lingya even said: "Snakes hibernate in winter, only domesticated pet snakes and those in zoos don't hibernate."

Everyone hopes that the students who rushed out the door can wake up the people in the guest house. The villagers on the mountain must know how to deal with snakes, right?Seeing that Xie Lingya and the two were still standing on the ground and thinking about this problem, they were anxious, the snake was still scurrying around, "Climb up quickly!"

"Snakes can also climb." Xie Lingya looked at the students in that organization with an unhurried look, "It's so cold on the mountain, no snake will wake up, this snake may not be from the mountain."

"You, what do you mean?" They were a little silly.

Xie Lingya continued to look at the man, "Snakes generally hibernate until spring, but the weather in Fuyang has warmed up recently, and some snakes may mistakenly think that spring has come and wake up--I mean, is it possible that it has been sleeping since it set off?" Hiding in those clothes to keep warm?"

At this moment, the student's cold hair stood up even more than when he suddenly saw the snake just now.

Xie Lingya's analysis was so detailed that he couldn't find any loopholes at first glance. Indeed, he looked around the guest house when he entered. Why did such a big snake slip in suddenly? The owner's mother outside was sitting at the door knitting a sweater, I can't see it.Not to mention that when I went to the homes of ethnic minorities before, they also said that there were homemade herbal medicines, and snakes, insects, rats and ants did not like to come in by hanging at the door.

Thinking that the snake might be in the car along the way, or that he might even have moved it into the car, he felt like his scalp would explode!

At this time, the snake found the only two creatures still on the flat ground, and swam towards them in an S shape.

At the same time, hurried footsteps came from outside, and it was people from the guest house who had rushed over.

Everyone watched in horror as the two did not dodge or dodge, the snake charged straight over, Xie Lingya even squatted down...

The big snake hissed and swam in front of Xie Lingya, raised its head, then made a sudden stop, then turned around and swam back suddenly, the speed seemed to be faster, as if something was chasing it behind.

Everyone: "??"

The owner of the hostel had already come in with a stick in his hand. Seeing such a big snake, he gasped, "Where did this snake come from? I've never seen any pattern."

His words seemed to further confirm Xie Lingya's previous guess. The classmate who seemed to have put the snake and clothes in the car almost fainted.

The boss sprayed the snake with realgar water, rolled it up with a wooden stick, and wrapped it in a net. Only then did the alarm be lifted.

But compared to the mountain method of catching snakes, what shocked everyone more was Shi Changxuan and Xie Lingya's fearlessness in the face of danger, or should I say boldness.

"Difficult, could it be because of the entry talisman?" A girl said weakly.

After she finished speaking, she saw everyone staring at her.

It's not a doubt, but a feeling of sudden enlightenment!

That's right, isn't Baoyang Temple famous for its talismans?

In addition, there have been rumors in the school recently that the principal once invited the Taoist priests of the school to see the Feng Shui of the new dormitory building, and the construction was also in accordance with the master's words.

Students in other departments don't know, how can their philosophy department not know that there are Taoist priests in the religion major!And Xie Lingya, who is not a Taoist priest, is better than a Taoist priest!

For a moment, everyone involuntarily touched their Mountain Entering Talisman. Could it be that if they didn't hide just now, the snake didn't dare to approach?

"The mountain entry talisman is for preventing poison gas and encountering wild animals such as tigers and leopards, excluding snakes." Xie Lingya shattered their fantasy.

"Then how did you do it?"

"I brought medicine." Xie Lingya said vaguely.

Everyone thought that the boss used realgar water to soften the snake's body just now, and felt that this statement seemed acceptable.

Only the person who saw what looked like a tail protruding from Xie Lingya's sleeve at the door, at this time looked again by accident, but saw a slender thing slipping down from Xie Lingya's cuff again, and circled it around his middle finger , and quickly retracted.

This time it was really clear.

He opened his mouth and looked at Xie Lingya with a shocked expression on his face. He found that Xie Lingya was still as if nothing had happened, and instantly wondered if his eyes were broken, or... was that a strange thing bred by unscientific professionals?

Rumors of poisonous Gu and the like flooded into my mind at once, and I couldn't help but look at Xie Lingya in awe.

Xie Lingya didn't know that he had gained another status as a witchcraft master in the eyes of others, so he pinched the tail of the obedient dragon in his sleeve as a compliment.

After returning, Xie Lingya said to Shi Changxuan: "Although it is thin and short and can only spray water, it is still useful."

Even though the obedient dragon is not big, it has entered another realm, which is not comparable to ordinary snakes.Although that snake is big, it is still a lot worse in front of the evil dragon. How can we not see it and not crap.

After finishing speaking, Shi Changxuan fell into a long silence, "..."

Xie Lingya recalled what he said just now, and suddenly understood something, and gave Shi Changxuan a wicked smile, "Oh, brother, I don't talk too much, I just think about strange things in my heart."

Shi Changxuan: "..."

He stretched out his hand like picking up a bracelet, tore apart the obedient dragon who was hanging on it and was unwilling to get off, hung it on the lamp, and took off Liu Lingtong, and put it in the bedside table.

Shi Changxuan looked at him silently for a while, then took Shang Lushen down and put it in a drawer.

in the dark.

Shang Lushen: "... Sigh."

Liu Lingtong: "..."

……

The next day, everyone went up the mountain wearing their own coats, and no one wanted to wear a snake-wrapped army coat.Fortunately, they all brought down jackets, which are not so cold and windproof, but they are enough to cover them.

Shi Changxuan helped Xie Lingya from time to time, and the tips of his ears turned red.

Xie Lingya was half hanging on his body, climbed up the mountain, and looked around, thousands of mountains were covered with snow, and the sky was open. Those classmates had a good time to take pictures and pick icicles from the trees.

They stood under a snow-covered pine tree, Xie Lingya held Shi Changxuan's face in his hands, and kissed it with the chill of ice and snow, melting it in the heat between his lips and tongue.

Shi Changxuan embraced Xie Lingya's waist and hugged him into his arms.

At the same time, Shang Lushen and Liu Lingtong, who were on the left and right shoulders of the two, also knocked their wooden heads together because of this embrace.

Shang Lushen: "..."

Liu Lingtong: "..."

Alas, a little embarrassing...

After a while, Xie Lingya was still a little forgetful, obviously his lips were sucked by Shi Changxuan, but it was as if his bone marrow had been sucked away, his whole body was limp, and his cheeks were flushed.

Suddenly, a thin voice shouted forcefully: "Don't kiss!!"

Xie Lingya shuddered, paused for a moment, and immediately left.Then it was a little funny, and said: "Scare me, don't be so excited when someone comes."

Shang Lu said in a haughty manner: "No one comes, I can't stand it anymore!"

Xie Lingya: "..."

Shi Changxuan: "..."

Liu Lingtong also said sadly: "Master, I hit my head..."

Xie Lingya didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he moved Liu Lingtong away, and after thinking for a while, he said, "Anyway, don't bother us in the future, you must be sensible to be a good boy, you see that a good dragon never talks about it."

Shang Lushen and Liu Lingtong: It also needs to be able to talk? ?

Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan wandered on the mountain for two days before returning to Baoyang Temple.

This time back, it is time to prepare for the opening of Sazu's Chong'en Zhenjun Hall. We must find a way to welcome the statue of Sazu into the hall, and then consecrate it.

Sazu is the master of the main deity of this temple, so he is naturally unusual. Xie Lingya invites all believers to participate in the puja.And this auspicious day happened to be on the weekend, so the temple was very lively that day.

After Xie Lingya was busy, it was time for the Dharma meeting to take a break, and Zhang Daoting presided over the consecration.

Most people were in Sazu Hall, Xie Lingya was in Lingguan Hall, sitting on the kneeling stool with Shi Changxuan, relying on the patriarch to know the relationship between the two of them, he would be unscrupulous.

In fact, it can't be called unscrupulous, it's just that Xie Lingya squeezed Shi Changxuan's hand, and his face turned red thinking of how he squeezed his hand before.

Shi Changxuan grabbed his hand with his backhand and looked down. A long time ago, Shi Changxuan noticed that Xie Lingya's hand was very beautiful, slender and fair, as shiny as jade. The bright red cinnabar is extremely eye-catching, piercing into people's eyes...

Shi Changxuan raised his hand, under his gaze, lowered his eyes, and gently kissed his fingertips.

Xie Lingya felt numb at his fingertips and was in a trance for a while. He was about to speak when he suddenly heard a scolding.

"Ling Ya!"

Xie Lingya looked up suddenly, and saw that his father was at the door with Song Jing, holding Sisi in his arms, and his face was ugly at this moment.

Father Xie knew that there was a Fa conference in Baoyang Temple, so he took advantage of the weekend to come and see his son, and brought his sister along to give him a surprise, who knew he would see this scene.

Xie Lingya was a little surprised, but he had already rehearsed what it would be like to confess to others, so he quickly calmed down, stood up and said, "Dad, let me talk to you."

He walked over and reached out to hold his father's arm.

Song Jing's face also tightened, and she wanted to persuade Father Xie to calm down, but considering her own identity, she was reluctant to speak.

"What are you talking about! I'll break your leg!" Father Xie yelled at him rarely. Ever since Xie Lingya entered the rebellious period when he was young and had conflicts again, he didn't dare to talk loudly to his son.At this time, with a loud roar, he regained the prestige of that tall father in a trance.

He kept telling his son not to become a monk, who knew he hadn't become a monk, so he went straight to get a man.

In Xie Lingya's hand, Guailong was frightened by Father Xie's thunderous sound, and popped his head out.

Father Xie lowered his head and saw that Xie Lingya had snakes around his hands. He backed up a few steps with a "I x" and fell on the steps, losing all momentum, tears streaming down his face, and mournfully cried: "I, I The tail bone seems to be broken..."

Xie Lingya: "..."

Xie Lingya wanted to go forward to help him, but Xie's father saw the snake and shouted: "Don't come here!"

Xie Lingya had no choice but to look back, Shi Changxuan strode over to carry Father Xie to the clinic.

Father Xie's butt hurts, and he is angry and ashamed, but he really has no bones to say that I would rather crawl.

……

clinic.

Although Father Xie didn't say anything, judging from his eyes, Song Jing's embarrassed expression, the appearance of Shi Changxuan and Xie Lingya, and Xie Lingya never saying that his father would come today and other details, Hai Guanchao still got a glimpse of the truth.

He asked Xie Lingya in horror: "Mr. Xie, I thought there was a bottom line for your cruelty. You can't beat someone just because your father doesn't agree with you being together, right?"

Or how can I say that Mr. Xie deserves to be Mr. Xie, if I put it in someone else's house, it's because I broke my son's leg, right?