Part-Time Taoist Priest

The big guy on the east side?

Xie Lingya's mind immediately came up with the big man of Dongfang Ghost King over two meters, and he immediately smiled implicitly in agreement.

——That's the reason, if you want to cut off his ears to repay the gods, if he doesn't talk about this level, should he still have a first-come, first-served, first-come, first-served test with the Eastern Ghost King.

"It's just a guy who also wants to raise it. I advise you not to know who it is." Xie Lingya persuaded.

The others were confused. Hai Guanchao and Fang Zhe could guess that it was because of the Ear God. Liang Yao was puzzled and said, "What, who is it? Why did you suddenly mention the big guy?"

"It's nothing." Xie Lingya said, "I'll burn you the right paper to tie people. You can be as old as you want, and you can't let them down."

"Pull it down, I'm not leaving!" After finishing speaking, Liang Guang relaxed, and the ghost just ignored them.

Xie Lingya: "The bones are so hard?"

When there were no patients, Fang Zhe often sat in the clinic drawing talismans and studying Luban techniques. Xie Lingya found a piece of fire paper, folded it a few times, folded it into a tablet, and wrote the name of the Eastern Ghost King on it. Burned?"

"Liang Guang" trembled after seeing it, "This, this..."

Small ghosts are afraid of big ghosts, ordinary ghosts dare not offend when they see the words "Jianer", the ghost of swordsman, written on the door, let alone one of the ghost kings of the Quartet.

After several changes in his face, the other party softened and said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I think paper piercing is also good, but can you find better quality..."

As I said before, things made of paper will not be particularly strong when they are underground. In ancient times, rich nobles buried real people with them. Ordinary people use paper, so family members have to burn new ones every year.

The maids, children, beauties, and handsome men made of paper will not be beautiful for long.If the quality and workmanship are good, it can last longer.

"It's good that you said that earlier. Alright, I'll write it down for you." Xie Lingya put down the tablet casually and continued to record.If he wanted to find the Eastern Ghost King, he would notify him as soon as he thought about it, why bother writing a tablet and setting up an altar, just to scare the ghost.

"Liang Guang" didn't expect that this little wooden figure had something to do with the Dongfang Ghost King, and he didn't doubt that they dared to talk nonsense, so he said with a little respect: "Yes, yes... I wish Lord Ghost King can get his wish soon."

Liu Lingtong: "..."

Although there was no sound in his ears, Xie Lingya seemed to be able to feel Liu Lingtong's suffocation.It didn't bring out the Eastern Ghost King to receive blessings...

"What nonsense, he got his wish, what should I do?" Xie Lingya snapped back.

Then, Xie Lingya wrote down all the requests, many of them made excessive demands like the ghost who asked for Liu Lingtong, and Xie Lingya negotiated a range acceptable to both parties.

Liang Yao was completely taken aback. This scene was a little different from what he had imagined.When Xie Lingya said that he wanted to exorcise evil spirits, he didn't expect the atmosphere to be so enthusiastic... The bargaining between the two sides was very lively, and he was not so afraid anymore.

The ghosts didn't seem to be that hard to deal with. They demanded a lot of money, and they demanded their lives if they didn't pay each mouthful. Xie Lingya just sat down and paid back the money.

Xie Lingya asked Liang Yao to follow the list to prepare for the last statistical requirement.If they want to eat, they can set up banquets according to the taste of their hometown. If they want money, they can buy some paper ingots and paper money. For those who want to live and servants, they also buy paper houses and people.

Liang Yao pointed to one of the items and asked, "Master, this one wants a husky, where can I get it?"

Xie Lingya said: "Don't worry, there are everything you need to tie these days. Huskies just have different coat colors. If you go over and ask, there must be someone who can draw."

Liang Yao nodded, "Then what should I do after I finish shopping? Shall I come to you again?"

Xie Lingya thought for a while and said: "You can come to me. If you are busy and don't have time, then I will write you a talisman now, and you can burn the talisman after you finish. This matter must be done quickly, so many ghosts are on your brother Group renting is very harmful to the body.”

Liang Yao shook his head quickly: "I'd better come over and show you, so as not to make mistakes."

After discussing with Xie Lingya, those ghosts stopped playing tricks on Liang Guang for the time being. Liang Yao helped his younger brother back, and all necessary things were prepared and distributed according to needs.After all the work, I came to Xie Lingya again, Xie Lingya took a look at the things he had prepared.

"Hey, where's the husky?" Xie Lingya still remembered a husky.

Liang Yao said: "I really can't find anyone who can draw huskies. The only one who can draw is out of town. I remembered that you were bargaining with them, so I discussed with that person and burned a Teddy for him. The husky was naughty for a long time, and it was very tiring to raise it, and then he agreed..."

Xie Lingya: "..."

Seeing Xie Lingya's expression, Liang Yao quickly asked, "Why, is this not good?"

"At the beginning, we agreed that it was a husky. You persuaded him to change it. After talking about it that day, I think these ghosts are a bit clumsy. If he doesn't like raising Teddy in the future, he will be beaten by Teddy every day. What if he asks you to sell it? "Xie Lingya said, "But since this is already the case, let's make an extra document today to prove that the two parties are settled."

It was only then that Liang Yao realized that there was such a possibility, and what he said in his heart was true, who knows what kind of dog this person likes, and giving him a husky is what he wanted... Fortunately, the master said it could be remedied, so he nodded quickly.

On the contrary, the ghost on Liang Guang's body was a little reluctant, and it took a long time before he agreed.

Xie Lingya used peach wood to write the evidence, to the effect that the land and mountain gods here are the witnesses. After a friendly negotiation between a certain ghost and someone, they agreed that someone should burn something to a certain ghost as follows. The grievances and grievances are over. personal.

With such a document, this transaction was informed by the local gods and protected by them. If these ghosts want to find fault in the future, they have to weigh it.

"It's too formal!" Liang Yao felt particularly safe.

After the two parties signed the contract and burned it, Liang Guang fainted. Xie Lingya was prepared, and supported the person next to him, making him lie down.

Hai Guanchao had already prepared medicinal materials to eliminate the bad smell, and boiled them into water for Liang Guang to wipe his body.

The ghosts on Tianliang Guang's body almost took turns to act as demons day and night.Of the eighteen ghosts, one only came out for one hour, and it would take eighteen hours, so Liang Guang lost a lot of weight.Not to mention his old parents, who were directly injured by him, are now lying at home.

After a while, Liang Guang opened his eyes, his voice was hoarse, he looked at his brother, and said in confusion, "What's wrong with me..."

He was weak all over, and he was particularly uncomfortable, and he couldn't say exactly where the discomfort was, he only knew that it was very uncomfortable.This is the aftereffect of bewitching, and it will take at least two or three days to heal after rubbing the body.

"Who are you?" Liang Guang looked like he didn't know Xie Lingya when he saw Xie Lingya.

Liang Yao saw him haggling with Xie Lingya with different voices, and he was convinced, but now he trusted him even more: "Brother, these masters and doctors saved you! Don't you remember? You went up the mountain before People trampled on graves, something happened."

Liang Guang's expression changed suddenly, and he looked a little shy. He remembered that he seemed to have been in a daze for a long time, and he was pressed by many things and couldn't move, as if they were trampling on him.

Liang Yao might not know it, but Liang Guang himself could detect it, and immediately thought that his accident had something to do with trampling on the grave at that time.

Liang Yao introduced the identities of Xie Lingya and Hai Guanchao to him, and Liang Guang hurriedly stood up to thank him.

"No need, you just need to be more careful in the future and respect the deceased, otherwise you may not have such good luck next time." Xie Lingya only persuaded him a few words, hoping that Liang Guang would pay more attention in the future.

Liang Guang suddenly showed embarrassment, and this time he had a deep understanding of what it means to die if you don't die.

"I see, I will never..." Liang Guang knew that it was useless to talk, but what pleased Liang Yao was that after this incident, his younger brother not only knew how to respect the deceased, but also respected the deceased. It's because the whole person has calmed down a lot, and he won't be too busy. I don't know if it is a blessing in disguise.

After the incident, Liang Yao took out three red envelopes to Xie Lingya, Hai Guanchao, and Fang Zhe, and everyone who saw them would have a share.Xie Lingya didn't refuse, took the red envelope, stuffed it into the table and confiscated it.

Hai Guanchao asked him, "How much do you take out to see?"

"I know how much it is," Xie Lingya said nonchalantly, "You can tell it by touching it with your hands, and the difference is not more than two hundred. We have learned from the professional basic course teacher, and the amount will be the same, as long as it is not a counterfeit coin."

"Mr. Xie is fine. Show me the demonstration." Hai Guanchao became interested and insisted on watching Xie Lingya weigh the banknotes.

"It's nothing to me. I'm not a professional student. My accounting major is even more exaggerated." Xie Lingya was playing with them when Zhang Daoting called.

Xie Lingya got through and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Senior Brother, there are people like this. Someone wants to become attached to our old spirit official statue." Zhang Daoting said in a low voice.

As soon as Xie Lingya heard this address, he knew that there must be an outsider beside him, and he was a little stunned for a while, "Which one?"

Zhang Daoting said: "The biggest one..."

Baoyang Temple now has a few small statues for believers to make friends with, the number is not large, and they are all offered during the method meeting. Xie Lingya thought he was talking about those at first, but Zhang Daoting confirmed that it was the largest one, which was the previous one. Placed in the Lingguan Hall.

Speaking of which, when changing the golden body, Xie Lingya asked the patriarch what he meant, and finally put the old statue in the room where Shi Changxuan lived, and there has been no good place to go.At that time, I was still laughing. Other temples also made new statues by themselves. Ordinary people would neither offer such a large one, nor would they offer it to Wang Lingguan.

Now, someone really wants to befriend that statue.

Could it be that the Patriarch didn't let them throw away their old clothes at the beginning, so he foresaw today?

"I'll be right over." Xie Lingya regained his spirits, since it's nothing to do with the patriarch, he hurried over.

……

Zhang Daoting was receiving a guest in a suit and leather shoes in the house. He took a sip of tea and said with a smile; "The water quality of Baoyang well is sweet, very suitable for making tea."

Zhang Daoting didn't understand tea either, so he nodded with a smirk.Seeing Xie Lingya come in at this moment, he breathed a sigh of relief, "Senior brother is here."

Xie Lingya took a few steps forward to shake hands with this person, "Hi, I'm Xie Lingya, may I have your surname?"

"Miangui's surname is Qu, Qu Ming." He smiled and said, "I've heard of you for a long time, Mr. Xie."

Xie Lingya smiled and said nothing, there was something strange in his heart, the first impression this person gave him was that he was a little hypocritical, his smile didn't reach his eyes at all.

To put it a little shamelessly, Xie Lingya has met many believers, and some people have asked him to solve their problems. The most important thing is that he has many admirers since he was a child. He can more or less tell from his eyes whether the other party really admires him or not. he.

Of course, it was just a word, and it was very likely to be a polite word, so the thought of Xie Lingya just passed by in a flash.Anyway, he is not Renminbi, so you can't ask people who believe in Wang Lingguan to like him, right?

"I heard that Mr. Qu wants to befriend the large spirit official statue in our temple?" Xie Lingya asked straight to the point without hesitation.

Qu Ming nodded, "I have prepared 30 yuan, which I want to donate to Baoyang Temple, and bring back the Lingguan statue."

30, this is a big deal, not something that ordinary families can give casually.Moreover, it only cost 1 yuan to cast this spirit official statue, which is one-thirtieth of the price.

Could it be that the patriarch really expected this day to keep the statue?

Why does he always feel that something is wrong? Saying this is a bit disrespectful to the patriarch, but whoever has nothing to ask the respected king Lingguan to let him stay at home...

Seeing that Xie Lingya was thinking deeply, Qu Ming said again: "I know that Baoyang Temple received a donation of 800 million yuan before. In fact, this matter touched me a lot. I made a decision after careful consideration. Don't you have a saying? Call, if you go up the mountain or not, first pay homage to Wang Lingguan, I have paid homage to many Lingguans in temples, and now I also want to offer one at home."

Xie Lingya's expression softened. When this man mentioned the 800 million, he felt a little relieved.

This reason is quite convincing. The outbreak after the donors went to Baoyang Temple to offer incense was widely circulated, and the number of letters increased a lot. It is not surprising that there are a few such local tyrants.

But Xie Lingya still explained responsibly: "Lingzu doesn't bless people to get rich."

Qu Ming hurriedly said: "I know, it's just that incident that touched me." He also gave examples of where he went to worship Lingzu, Sazu and other gods of this line. It's ashamed to say that Xie Lingya, some temples, don't know.

Speaking of this, Qu Ming looked really sincere, Xie Lingya nodded and said: "It is difficult to get married with this statue because of its size, and we also hope that believers will take it back." However, Xie Lingya was still a little puzzled, "So Qu Sir, have you seen our statue? It is [-] meters high, where do you plan to put it? Do you need me to see the direction?"

Qu Ming was stunned for a moment, and then quickly said: "I have a garden villa, and I set up a special room on the first floor for spirit officials. You don't need to check the location. I have learned in advance how to place and worship."

After he finished speaking, he eloquently talked about the location selection and enshrining matters, and he could also recite Wang Lingguan's birthday and other festivals.

Zhang Daoting showed admiration on his face, he thinks this believer is very good.It has nothing to do with money, and the relationship is not just based on the amount of money. This kind of thought can be seen as prepared.Some people invite gods back, and may send them back later for various reasons.

Xie Lingya also nodded in satisfaction, "That's right."

Qu Ming smiled, "So, when can I pick up the statue?"

Xie Lingya said calmly: "We need to burn incense and pray first, and ask for opinions through divination."

Qu Ming nodded reassuringly, not taking it seriously.This should be just a show, he is going to give 30, can you not give him the idol?Aren't fate and money the same thing?

……

Xie Lingya lit the incense, took out the rice cup, and asked the patriarch for his opinion.

But to Xie Lingya's surprise, the result of the throw was disagreement, "...not willing?"

Xie Lingya tossed it three times, each time he disagreed, and finally got annoyed, and directly raised it up to give him a bad omen.

"If you have something to say, what's the rush?" Xie Lingya muttered, and asked again, "Master Patriarch, why is this? Are you not satisfied with the 30 yuan? Or is it not enough to offer after you go back?"

Or how to say that guessing Shangyi is not a human job, the amount of information is too little, Xie Lingya can't figure it out anyway.

However, since the patriarch said so, there must be a reason inside.

"Okay, let me think about it again." Xie Lingya said, and suddenly thought of something, he threw the rice cup away, "Since I have communicated with you, I will explain to you by the way, Senior Brother Shi and I are in a relationship recently, I hope you bless us."

Both Fang Zhe and Hai Guanchao knew about it, others could say, why don't the patriarch tell you quickly, and by the way, you can ask the patriarch to vouch in front of your uncle, they didn't stop practicing Taoism just because they fell in love!

Xie Lingya had a good idea, and saw the rice cup hit the ground with a thud, and it was actually broken into several petals.

"What kind of hexagram is this," Xie Lingya said, "... but the patriarch! This is an old thing!!"

He picked up the bamboo cup distressedly. This is a view of Baoyang that has been passed down for at least several decades, and it has a sense of history. "I was wrong. I shouldn't scare you with that."

Shocked to pieces, probably at that moment the patriarch didn't know what hexagrams could express his mood, and the old man might not be able to react.

Xie Lingya was very disappointed. He originally thought that the Patriarch was a god and should be different from other people in the temple, so he didn't have the ability to take care of the Patriarch too much. He didn't expect...

At this time, the incense that Xie Lingya lit suddenly burned very fast again, I could only see that the Patriarch was probably in agitated mood, but I didn't know what kind of emotion it was.

The jiao cup was also dropped, Xie Lingya looked at it for a long time, and said: "Thank you for the blessing of the patriarch, I will buy the Xinjiao cup later, and I will ask you for instructions. I will explain to you how we got together."

The incense burned to the end quickly, and the ashes of the incense fell feebly, as if it symbolized the loss of Wang Lingguan who wanted to gossip but could not.

"Mr. Xie, why did you ask for so long? Is there any question?" Zhang Daoting asked Xie Lingya in a strange voice.

Of course, it has been unusually long. First, I confirmed it several times, and then reported on the relationship problem.

"Master Patriarch won't let..." After Xie Lingya said, Zhang Daoting also looked surprised, not understanding what was the problem.

Qu Ming looked at them confidently, and asked, "Mr. Xie, I have already contacted the moving company."

"I'm sorry," Xie Lingya smiled apologetically at him, suddenly thought of something, and changed his words: "Mr. Qu, can I take your pulse?"

Qu Ming: "??"

Xie Lingya didn't change his face: "Take the pulse, the one in Chinese medicine, I see that you have a lot of sweat on your face, I want to help you take a look."

Qu Ming hesitated, "Let's talk about business, what to do with the pulse..."

"We can't connect believers with poor health, lest they only know how to pray to God and Buddha for good health, instead of exercising." Xie Lingya said nonsense.

Qu Ming really looked suspicious.

Xie Lingya: "Just feel the pulse, can't you?"

"That's not true." After thinking about it, Qu Ming didn't seem to think that taking the pulse would do anything, "Then can the god statue be invited away after taking the pulse?"

"Hmm." Xie Lingya replied casually, putting his hand on Qu Ming's wrist.

Zhang Daoting was very ashamed at the side, others didn't know, but he knew it.Mr. Xie doesn't have as much research on facial features as Tai Su's veins—it's another matter to look at qualifications—once he touches the pulse, this Mr. Qu's life is clearer than his resume.

It seems that Mr. Xie is suspicious of Qu Ming.

Qu Ming was still blankly asking: "What's wrong with me?"

Xie Lingya made a distinction, the liver veins belonged to a man who was famous and wealthy, and his veins were relatively light, which matched his appearance. It should be that he worked hard to get rich the day after tomorrow, but he was not the kind of rich and powerful.

But this is not the point, Xie Lingya found out that this person's liver qi combined with the climate, he studied very hard in the past, but he had no ideas, attached and obeyed others, and his fate was also tied to others, which was very dangerous.When the nobleman is good, he also prospers, and when the nobleman is not good, he can't escape.

Then carefully touched the faintest and imperceptible five yin veins, Xie Lingya's face suddenly changed, and he raised his eyes to sweep away.

The part he touched, the main one among the five Yin meridians, sank like a stone thrown into water.This person should have no celestial relationship, that is, it is impossible to be interested in gods and Buddhas.

It is a lie to say that you want to form a relationship, and you are asking for it for others.

Xie Lingya took his hand away and said coldly: "Mr. Qu, for whom did you beg for this statue?"

Qu Ming's expression changed, "What are you talking about, of course I asked for it myself."

He didn't understand why Xie Lingya suddenly changed his face when he felt his pulse.

"That's boring," Xie Lingya looked at Qu Ming carefully, and said, "Smart people don't slander, so if they can deceive others, can they still deceive ghosts and gods? Whoever wants to get married, let him do it himself!"

After Xie Lingya finished speaking, he asked Qu Ming to go out mercilessly.

……

Zhang Daoting sent people away, came back and said worriedly: "Mr. Xie, who did he come for? Can you figure it out?"

"I can't figure it out, but I can guess it." Xie Lingya took out his mobile phone and made a call to further confirm his thoughts, "Cheng Xin's case has made great progress, Ning Wanlai helped break the skull That guy, Bao Yuesheng, is probably afraid of retribution, and he wants to ask the spirit officer to go back to guard him after someone's suggestion."

Bao Yuesheng asked him for help, but he refused, and Ma Xiaochuan and the others also had a feud with Xie Lingya, and they might even know that Xie Lingya and Cheng Xin knew each other, so they dared not come forward to invite them.

To come up with this idea, I don't know whether to call it clever or stupid.

Even if he was really lucky enough to deceive the gods at the beginning, how would he bear the anger afterwards?

"I'm going to buy Xinjiao cups first. You tell everyone to be careful these days, and don't let suspicious people go to the backyard." Xie Lingya ordered, and hurried out to buy bamboo cups.

On the road, I met Hai Guanchao and asked him what he was doing.

Xie Lingya said: "I bought the rice cup, and just after I came out to the patriarch, the rice cup was broken."

Hai Guanchao: "..."

He regretted it a bit, why did he ask so much.

Xie Lingya knew everything about Hai Guanchao, who knew the truth, "I'll buy a new one and go chat with the patriarch."

Hai Guanchao's eyes are complicated, it's fine if you lie to us, you are a god...