Part-Time Taoist Priest

"Xie Lingya!"

Xie Lingya, who was stunned to hear Shi Changxuan's words, didn't know how to answer, suddenly heard someone calling him, as if he was saved, turned around and saw that it was his postgraduate classmate.

"Isn't there no class today? Why are you here?" The classmate lived in the postgraduate dormitory and knew that Xie Lingya was a day student, so he asked this question.

Xie Lingya pointed at Shi Changxuan, "My brother is not in good health, I'll pick him up."

"Oh, hello, brother." The classmate thought it meant the brothers in the school, but it was true, we were indeed in the same school, and Shi Changxuan was still a year older.

The classmate and Xie Lingya winked, "By the way, how is yours? How did it develop?"

Xie Lingya was about to break out in a cold sweat. By the way, it was this classmate. Last time Xie Lingya discussed with him the issue of a friend's confession, and he was suggested to try it.

But Xie Lingya didn't mention gender and specific identity at that time, this classmate probably misunderstood, Shi Changxuan was standing in front of him, he was still asking about himself in a daze!

Xie Lingya quickly said: "Hey, the development of the Taoist temple is not so simple. I will go to the provincial capital to hug my thigh in two days."

The classmate looked confused, but he is not stupid. He quickly realized that it might be inconvenient to say, so he nodded and said, "Mr. Xie, come on, I'll go back to your place for tea."

"Yeah." Xie Lingya mumbled a few words, and quickly helped Shi Changxuan away.He secretly looked at Shi Changxuan's expression, but fortunately Shi Changxuan probably didn't catch the clue.

The classmate was still a little confused at the same place, thinking why it was inconvenient to say in front of the senior brother, could it be that the senior brother is related to that girl, or the senior brother also likes her?In an instant, it was also a big show in the brain.

……

Being interrupted by a classmate saved Xie Lingya's nervous mood, and when he got on the overcrowded subway, the topic was temporarily stopped.Xie Lingya breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he didn't know how he lost his mind, dared to tease Shi Changxuan like that, and was bewildered by Shi Changxuan's straight ball.

I really don't want to say this, but Senior Brother Long is a bit boring...Xie Lingya saw Shi Changxuan's cold look in the reflection of the subway window, and suddenly came back to his senses, bah, Senior Brother Long, he thought of Xiaolongnv again.

Because I promised to attend the World Peace Ceremony held by them in the provincial capital, but as the time approached, I had to travel.

Before leaving, Xie Lingya used a peach board to draw a whole set of Taishang Town House Talismans and buried them. Needless to say, he also drew a bunch of paper talismans, and specially called the Sifang Ghost King here.Although it takes a lot of food to enshrine these guys, there is no other way.

Although my uncle said that the child in Youdu was severely injured after escaping and might need to recuperate, he was still a little worried and didn't dare to be careless.Just like those ghosts who died abnormally, they will be affected by their obsessions. For example, Pei Xiaoshan also rushed to take revenge recklessly.

Therefore, even though it took only two or three days to attend the Fa conference, Xie Lingya still had to remind everyone, wishing to design a set of connection codes for them.

After such entrustment, Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan took the high-speed train to the provincial capital.

The Fa Conference was held in Changlian, the provincial capital. The history of Changlian can be traced back to the Song Dynasty. Not only in Queshan Province, but also in the whole of China, it is quite famous.

Changlan is built on the mountain. This place is already a relatively large scenic spot, and the tickets are quite expensive.

The provincial capital is already big. After getting out of the high-speed rail station, to go to Changlian at the other end, you have to take a bus first and then a bus.Therefore, although the provincial capital is not very far from Fuyang, it took half a day from going out after lunch to getting on the bus.

Because of the existence of Chang Optimism, there are many homestays, hotels, and villages that used to be here at the foot of the mountain, and there are a lot of vehicles coming and going.

Xie Lingya bought a ticket at the departure station, and as soon as he entered, he heard the conductor greet: "Are you two going to Changle Mountain? Hurry up, the train is about to leave, and the next one has to wait for 15 minutes."

Thanks to Shi Changxuan's injury healed a lot, the two stepped over and got into the car.

The driver had already started, and he turned his head to greet the two of them. Xie Lingya and him looked at each other, and saw that the person's seal was black and his eyes were blue.

"Sit down, there are two seats behind." The driver urged him.

Xie Lingya didn't have time to look at it, walked to the empty seat and sat down, then whispered to Shi Changxuan: "This man is so weak."

Shi Changxuan also said: "The luck is extremely low, every bet must be lost, and money will be lost when going out."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the driver send a wechat to someone, complaining: "Stop talking, I'm driving, I lost so much that my underwear was pawned last night."

Xie Lingya glanced at Shi Changxuan, a little worried, this person's luck is so bad, there will be no problems driving, right?

No one can say anything about probability.Xie Lingya thought for a while, then went to the front and discussed with the two aunts sitting in the first row, if it was possible to switch with them.

Seeing Xie Lingya's good looks, the aunts agreed without saying a word, and asked them if they were motion sick.

Xie Lingya responded with a smile, and changed to the front row with Shi Changxuan, so that it was convenient to keep an eye on the driver while driving.He heard from the driver that he won or lost last night, he probably played cards, and he was still blue, so he struck up a conversation and asked him if he was tired after driving all day.

"Oh, it's okay, I'm on the afternoon shift, and it hasn't been long since I started." The driver didn't realize it, so he replied casually.

Xie Lingya felt relieved, "I saw your dark circles are so heavy, I thought..."

The driver smiled, "It's natural, even if you're full of sleep."

But in this way, it opened the chatterbox.After speaking a few words, Xie Lingya asked him if he wanted to go to the temple for a feast.

The driver thought about it: "I run there every day, but I haven't really gone to offer incense. Are you going to worship the temple?"

Xie Lingya said: "Well, Chang Lean is still very famous. Doesn't the master give incense to his wife and children?"

The driver laughed, "How do you know I have a wife and children."

Xie Lingya thought, I can tell just by looking at your face. The husband and wife palace is smooth and flat, but the texture of the children's palace is messy. The relationship between the husband and wife is good, but the children are not very worrying. ,Successful business."

The driver thought of the crying and fussing of the child, and the crazy loss last night. Although he didn't usually do these things, he couldn't help but be moved, "Let me take a look, take a look..."

Xie Lingya stopped talking, let him concentrate on driving, and stared at him from time to time.

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There is a river on the only way from the urban area to Changlian. There is an ancient stone bridge on the river, which has a history of a hundred years.It is said that Changli contributed some money back then to assist in the construction.

At that time, building bridges was still relatively difficult. There is a saying that people will die when building bridges.From a normal level, labor and materials are consumed, and the project is still dangerous.From a non-scientific point of view, bridges are locks in Feng Shui, and rivers are dragons. How difficult it is to lock the dragon.

This bridge has long optimistic participation, but no one has died. Taoist priests worshiped here.

When the driver drove to the bridge, it was completely dark at this time, and one of the street lights beside the bridge was broken, and the car lights illuminated the road ahead. His eyes blurred, and suddenly he felt that the bridge in front of him seemed to have a double image.

"Huh?" The driver rubbed his eyes, then looked over, and there was only one bridge again.He thought to himself that it was really strange, and he must go to the hospital to see an ophthalmology department.

Xie Lingya heard his voice and asked, "Master, what's the matter?"

"It's nothing." The driver said, "The street light is broken, it's a little dark, and I almost couldn't see clearly."

Just as he was talking, he saw a red light at the end of the bridge. He didn't know if it was another vehicle, so he drove onto the bridge with a thought.As soon as I got on the bridge, I realized that it was no other vehicle, but someone hung a red lantern at the end of the bridge.

After crossing the bridge, the driver felt strange.

It is not surprising that there are vehicles on this road. There are so many buses, private cars, and tourists traveling between the urban area and Changle Mountain. Today is not a rest day, and there are fewer people, but there were vehicles on the road from time to time.

However, only for vehicles.After crossing the bridge, the driver found that there were suddenly many pedestrians on the side of the road, walking under the dim street lights.

There are no villages or shops behind this place, and it is more than half an hour's drive away from Changlian Optimum. How come there are so many people, and it seems that they are not together.

Could it be that there are activities organized today that require walking?

It's so late, what kind of event can it be, these people are old and young, men and women, it seems that they don't really match, such a hodgepodge, it's more like going to a market.

The night seemed to engulf the light. The driver tried to see those people clearly through the dim light, but it was still a little blurry from a certain distance.

Behind him, Xie Lingya almost vomited blood, and pulled Shi Changxuan to look out the window.When the driver got on the bridge just now, Liu Lingtong was yelling that it was wrong.He was also confused for a moment, what was wrong.

He only wanted to see if the driver wanted to fall asleep, or if he would hit something, but he didn't notice that the driver's eyes were dazzled, and he drove the car onto the Yinqiao!

However, modern technology is advanced, the bus slid away, and then drove across the bridge, completely going the wrong way.

——A considerable part of the areas where the living and the dead are active overlaps, which is equivalent to two spaces in one world.

The bridge of the underworld must rely on the bridge of the yang world. All good deeds accumulate virtue, and building bridges and roads is the first good. Not only is it difficult to build bridges to lock dragons, but also because building bridges will also benefit the underworld. This is the accumulation of yin virtue.

Therefore, the bridge and road are divided into yin and yang, but if pedestrians have too low luck and low anger, they may see creatures from another world.Even, like the driver, he drove the car onto the Yin Bridge and onto the Yin Road in a blink of an eye.

At this time, the driver hadn't reacted yet, and was still muttering: "What kind of activity..."

Xie Lingya wanted to grab his clothes and yell, he went the wrong way!

At this time, the other people in the car seemed to feel that something was wrong. Why did the roadside seem to be getting darker and darker, and there were many more pedestrians and vehicles passing by, and the faces of these people were also stiff. Couldn't everyone have taken too much hyaluronic acid?

At this time, the bus had a flat tire inexplicably, and the driver pulled the car to the side and stopped, "Sorry, a flat tire."

Someone stood up and asked, "Where is this place, master?"

"My phone, why is there no signal on my phone?"

"Damn, what's going on with these people, their expressions are so weird."

"I have traveled so many times between the city and Changle Mountain, and I have never seen so many people on the road."

"Don't stop, master, keep driving!"

As soon as the car stopped, the expressions of passers-by became more obvious. Some people felt that something was wrong. People who were sleeping and playing with their mobile phones also woke up one after another. Looking outside, their voices began to tremble, and they asked the driver to continue driving.

Everyone's mobile phones had no signal at all, and there was a weird atmosphere in the car.

The driver's forehead was also sweating. He had only been driving for a few years. Although he had never encountered it before, he didn't believe it, but he always heard about some weird incidents on the road from the old seniors.

Although he doesn't know what's going on now, he vaguely feels something is wrong, "I, I'll drive..."

But I don't know what bad luck is entangled, and it can't start.

At this time, the "pedestrians" on the side of the road saw the car stop, and surrounded them curiously. They stood outside the car window and looked inside. The bus was relatively tall, and these people looked up. One eyeball was black, and the face was snow-white. I also brought two balls of plateau red, laughing hard.

Looking around like this, they seem to be curious, but they all have strange expressions.

Everyone's heart was so cold, being stared at like this, screaming could not be uttered in their throats, their legs softened into noodles, and there was only moaning and crying.But this moment of silence is like a taut string, maybe it will break and explode at any time.

"Please, master, please drive quickly..." No one even wanted to ask what was outside, a girl cried and asked the driver to drive.

"I think so too!" The driver broke down and said, he was also trembling all over, not knowing why this happened.

His words drove everyone completely crazy, screaming and crying for a while.

"Everyone, close the curtains!" Xie Lingya stood up and said, "Keep quiet and don't talk. It's just a wrong road. Let's go down and fix the car, and then drive back. It has nothing to do with each other."

The inside of the car became quiet, and everyone felt trembling. They went the wrong way. This young man was so accurate, it didn't look like he was going the wrong way!

Although Xie Lingya's confident voice reassured everyone a little, more people still doubted, "Listen to you, can you do it?"

"Woooooo...I want to go back..."

When Xie Lingya knew that this was not the time to hate someone, he pulled Shi Changxuan up, then took out Shi Changxuan's Taoist robe embroidered with red cranes from his bag, shook it off, put it on Shi Changxuan, and said Respectful and authentic: "Master, please."

Shi Changxuan: "..."

This action and words, which were like wearing a shirt, saved everyone's mood and pinned their hopes on them.

Even the driver looked at them with longing: "Little master, can you repair cars?"

"I won't," Xie Lingya said, "When I say 'we', I mean the three of us."

driver:"……"

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All the passengers, following Xie Lingya's advice, closed the curtains. When the curtains were folded, people could still be seen vaguely outside, but it was much better than opening them completely.Under the pale yellow light inside the car, the passengers shrank in the aisle and the seats near the aisle, not daring to approach the windows.

The curtains on the side can be closed, but there are no curtains on the front of the car. Everyone can only turn their backs to that side, and they can’t see it.

Xie Lingya took a bag and asked someone to pass it to the back to collect the food that everyone was carrying, and then collected most of the bag.

He took his bag and walked to the front of the car, a passenger said tremblingly: "Just now there was an old lady outside, very similar to my neighbor who passed away last year..."

Everyone stared at him, not willing to hear him tell the truth.

And Xie Lingya was already sticking a charm to the driver, and he calmly said: "Going the wrong way, we disturbed them, so it's best not to disturb them, I will lower your anger for you, and they will think you are also the same kind .You get the car fixed, and the two of us will move those 'crowds' out of the way."

The driver was about to pee, "Actually, my car repair skills are not very good..."

"Anyway, you have to fix it." Xie Lingya dragged his hand, exchanged glances with Shi Changxuan, opened the car door and dragged him out, then quickly closed the door.

Hundreds of people gathered under the car. The driver met a man with a strange smile and conspicuous blush on his cheeks. He almost lost his breath, but was pushed by Xie Lingya, and quickly lay down on his stomach and started looking at the tires.

Xie Lingya turned his head and saw that there was actually a foolish and bold man peeking down from the gap in the curtains, so he gave a glare, and the guy quickly retracted his head.

Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan also lowered their anger. These are ghosts who died normally, and they have no intention of harming others. There is no need to treat them fiercely.

The two stood on the spot and began to chant scriptures. The ghosts were curious about this car of living people—that’s for sure, they would be interested in seeing different things, but their interest was not good for living people, and they accidentally collided with each other. also get sick.

Fortunately, when the ghosts heard that they started chanting sutras, one by two, they turned around in a daze.

While reading, the two stepped back, leading them to a place a little away from the bus.There were still a few who were unwilling to leave and still looked in through the car window. Xie Lingya used the yellow paper to fold ingots to attract them.

Xie Lingya felt that he and Shi Changxuan were like entertainers, trying their best to divert the attention of these ghosts to them.

The driver changed the tire tremblingly, then climbed under the car to check if there were any other problems. The fire couldn't be turned on just now.

Today is probably the biggest test of his career. He is holding his breath to repair the car, and he is afraid and uneasy. He is not a professional car repairer, so he is afraid that there will be some problems that he cannot solve by himself... Would you go back on foot in a car?Can the two masters stand it?They look very young, although they still look like a cow, the ghosts have been lured away...

Just as he was thinking, the driver suddenly felt cool around him. He turned his head and saw a five or six-year-old child wearing a melon cap and dressed like a doll in New Year pictures lying beside him. He tilted his head to look at him. His face was pale. Like snow, two blobs of stiff blush, bright red lipstick.

The driver yelped and rolled to the side.

When the people in the car heard the screams from the bottom of the car, they also screamed in unison.

The group of ghosts not far away started commotion again and looked back one after another.

Xie Lingya rushed over quickly, leaving Shi Changxuan alone to stabilize the ghosts, and climbed under the car to see that the driver was completely frightened, and there was another kid who was not interested in the scriptures, and was staring at the driver curiously look.

Xie Lingya stretched out his hand and forcibly pulled the kid out from under the car.

Seeing his rough actions, the driver said with tears in his eyes, "Can you stay..."

Xie Lingya picked up the kid and said, "It's okay, you can do it, fix it quickly!"

The driver tugged at his drenched crotch, weeping, and continued to repair the car.

Xie Lingya pretended not to notice, and snatched the little ghost away. The little ghost hugged Xie Lingya's arm, climbed onto him, hung on him to pinch Liu Lingtong.

Liu Lingtong was in a hurry, "Don't, don't touch me..."

God Shanglu yelled, "Don't touch Xie Lingya!"

"Don't touch my little brother!"

"Come at me, I can't beat you to death!"

On the Yin Road, Xie Lingya heard the two of them speak louder, and he didn't know why.As a result, before he got close to God Shanglu's face, he heard its voice, and looked over in surprise: "Little cutie, you..."

This tone, this choice of words, why does it sound like a hooligan...

Shang Lushen didn't realize it yet, and talked about the little ghost and every ghost who dared to stare at it.

At this time, the driver stuck his head out, tapped the car with a tool, and signaled that they had repaired it.

Xie Lingya immediately opened the bag containing the food, as well as some ingots that had been stacked just now, burned the ingots, and chanted a spell on the food.

He knows all the scientific rituals of giving food, but now he is in the Yin Road, and the food is not a serious sacrifice. He took a look at the things inside and changed it a little: "Wangzai is suffering from the three-way milk aid. If he is so hungry, he can just fill it with bread." Hunger and cold in the nine lands, sit in front of the spirit tonight, listen to the scriptures and listen to the Dharma, and be saved, and give food to Zhou Long!"

Shi Changxuan: "..."

In a blink of an eye, the food turned into food that ghosts can enjoy, and a pair of hands stretched out...

Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan took the opportunity to squeeze out, ran back to the bus, drove to the door, the driver started the car, and it was done in one go!

The sound attracted the attention of the ghosts, but they were still scrambling for food and paid no attention.

The driver turned around and turned the bus back.

Xie Lingya stood by the window and opened the curtains to watch. It was just a bag of food, and the ghosts snatched it all up. Some ghosts followed the bus. Luckily, the driver drove so fast that they couldn't catch up. It's just kind of scary to watch.

The hearts of the passengers tightened, and they only hoped to escape from this place as soon as possible.

After a while, the car saw the front of the bridge, the red light was floating lonely in the wind, and there were ghosts crossing the bridge.

Xie Lingya said: "You must go back the same way, Master, drive to Yangqiao."

The driver could almost understand what he meant. At that time, his eyes were dazzled when he got on the wrong bridge, but at this time, he couldn't dazzle even if he wanted to. He couldn't see where the Yangqiao was even if he tried his best.

Seeing that the ghosts here also began to approach curiously, Xie Lingya was anxious, "Senior brother, what should I do?"

"Don't stop, drive to the middle, and look carefully." Shi Changxuan hurriedly said, he clasped his hands into yin and yang, and held the heart incense in front of him, "A stick of soul-returning incense will lead to the three realms. Push the road of life and death with both hands, and one foot Jump out of the gate of hell... open!"

The driver felt a flash in front of his eyes, and the bridge seemed to have a double image again. He stepped on the accelerator and drove towards the bridge without a red light!

Once on the stone bridge, suddenly see the light.

The sound of cicadas and the sound of the river are endless, the street lights seem to be brighter, and a car driving not far away can be seen.

The driver stopped the car and looked up, only to feel that both hands were shaking. He heard the passengers behind him crying and laughing, full of the joy of the rest of their lives.

……

Xie Lingya also heaved a sigh of relief.came back.

Oh, now it's time to talk about the little guy's problems.

Xie Lingya turned his head and approached Shang Lushen suddenly, and said, "I was on the Yin Road just now, and I heard everything."

Shang Lushen: "......"

What to do, it, will it not be cute again QAQ?