Part-Time Taoist Priest

Xie Lingya and the two arrived at Tianyu in the middle of the night, and took a taxi to the hotel where Fang Xushan was. There were a dozen monks and priests staying here alone.Everyone discussed it overnight, Xie Lingya detailed the whole process of meeting Wu Sheng's old mother, and said: "It is best to bring the Thunder Talisman with you when you go out."

He reckoned that since the Thunder Talisman he used was very powerful, other people should be no different, and it was indeed effective against evil gods.

Because no one would have thought before that God and the others dared to deceive, and they had penetrated so deeply, so apart from keeping this matter a secret, they might have to go to the places they had investigated before.

"Then pick up the important places, and those who check will bring thunder charms." A Taoist priest said, "Good steel should be used on the blade."

"No, no, no." Xie Lingya took out dozens of Thunder Talismans from his backpack, and a pile of unwritten yellow paper, "Five for each person is enough, count the number of people, and I will start drawing now."

Everyone: "..."

Fang Xushan knew Xie Lingya a little better than the others, shook his head and said with a smile: "This Hongyang Dao is really unlucky."

"Who asked them to die, offended monks and Taoists, we haven't united with the group of people who believe in God this time." Xie Lingya also slept in the car for a while. Although he has a high combat effectiveness, it is more cost-effective to serve everyone at this time , pull up the spirit to draw a symbol.

The Taoist priests on the side watched him draw the talisman, and they were a little skeptical before, but when they saw Xie Lingya start writing, they only had the word "convinced".

When they draw talismans, they are just like others!

Also, are you still a monk?It really makes people feel persuasive again!

When everyone had enough to watch and rest, Xie Lingya lay on the table like a primary school student doing homework, drawing a large stack of talismans and handing them over to Fang Xushan for distribution. By this time, it was already daylight.

Xie Lingya climbed into bed to catch up on sleep, and asked him to call his cell phone when something happened, while Shi Changxuan continued to go out desperately.

When Xie Lingya woke up again, it was already one or two o'clock in the afternoon, his eyes were black from hunger, and he went downstairs to have lunch.

He was sitting in the restaurant cooking rice, and later a pair of grandparents and grandchildren joined the table next to him, and the old man was holding a snakeskin bag with half a bag of seeds in it.

The old man said to his grandson: "When you turn back, put the talisman given by the master in the pigsty, so that the pigs in this pen will not get sick."

If you use talismans, it must be Taoism, not the orthodox Taoism but also the folk Taoism.According to this meaning, his family's talisman still protects the livestock from getting sick.There are many miscellaneous talismans in Taoism, but now they mostly use large talismans. I didn't expect that besides his mosquito repellent talisman, there are people who are researching on miscellaneous talismans.

Xie Lingya couldn't help but glanced at it curiously, and accosted him, "Master, what god did you invite for that talisman?"

Seeing that the young man is polite and good-looking, the old man replied in a good voice, "Please, Lingguan."

There are many spiritual officials in the sky, not only Wang Lingguan, everyone has different responsibilities, but Wang Lingguan is the most famous spiritual official, the head of five hundred spiritual officials.

"Where did you get it?" Xie Lingya asked again.

The old man laughed and said, "I don't know if you don't farm and raise pigs. Of course, you hired it from Master Hunyuan."

When Xie Lingya heard these two words, his eyelids twitched, and he said, "Hunyuan religion? Where are they?"

"I don't know, they don't have a temple, so they go to the house from time to time, and some acquaintances take the opportunity to ask for amulets together." The old man replied, this is also expected, outsiders don't know their stronghold.

After the old man finished speaking, he added: "The country doesn't allow them to build temples, so they all come secretly."

Hongyang Road flourished in Tianyu, and it was the base camp in history. Although it was attacked in the past dynasties, Lian Tan said that they were still seen in the 90s. It is estimated that many people in the local area know such an existence.Now it seems that some people still don't reject it.

Xie Lingya sweated, it turned out that the old man knew that this was the target of the attack, "Then you still ask for a talisman?"

"Otherwise, which temple will give me a talisman against swine fever?" The old man said, taking out a piece of talisman paper from his arms, and unfolding it for Xie Lingya to see, "It's useful, stick it on, and just recite a few spells."

"All the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are golden, and the pigs are fed for a year to grow quickly, and the evil spirits of the plague are swept away. I will be as urgent as the law of the Supreme Lord..." The old man also came to the scene.

Xie Lingya: "..."

Xie Lingya looked at the talisman paper and it was written with the name of Ma Lingguan, but he heard that the mantra chanted by the old man included Buddhas and Bodhisattvas as well as Taishang Laojun. ah?

This style is really the way of Hongyang Road.

But, can this thing really work?Xie Lingya couldn't help asking: "Your pigs don't have the plague because they have been vaccinated..."

The old man: "Hey, can the vaccine be effective without stickers? Besides, it doesn't matter if the pig grows fast."

Xie Lingya: "..."

The old man's grandson had gone to school, so he covered his face at this moment: "Grandpa, don't talk about it, it's all feudal superstition, it's a joke."

The old man raised his head stubbornly, "What do you know?"

Xie Lingya sighed, and said: "Master, let me write you a talisman, you go back and try it, it should be more effective than this."

The old man's grandson: "..."

Why did the face slap come so fast? Just now he was saying that grandpa's feudal superstition made people laugh. Why does this big brother have to draw his own talisman?

The old man also looked at Xie Lingya in surprise: "Do you still know how to draw symbols?"

Just at this time, a few Taoist priests came back, Xie Lingya raised his hand and shouted to say hello, and then said: "Look, I will go with you, I am a Taoist priest offering wine."

The old man didn't know what Taoist priests offering wine meant. He thought he was the same as Taoist Huoju, so he suddenly became interested, "That's okay."

Xie Lingya took out the talisman paper and cinnabar that he was carrying with him, it wasn't because he was cautious, he always brought a guy with him when he went downstairs for a meal.It's just that I have eaten too much and didn't bring tools outside. It hurts to keep biting my fingers.

Xie Lingya Fu finished writing and said: "This is an Ancao Talisman, which can be used for cows, pigs, and chickens. Wrap it with cloth and bury it under the trough, then light incense and wax, and recite the Ancao mantra once: T-shaped tiger, eight-character dragon, The green dragon and the white tiger come to protect the trough, I would rather tell the green dragon to be taller than the white tiger to look up..."

Xie Lingya repeated the mantra for him to remember, and said some precautions, and then couldn't help but diss: "Master, you are Ma Lingguan, Buddha Bodhisattva and Taishang Laojun again, they are going to fight What to do? There is still a quarrel in the family, let alone people from two factions."

The old man probably didn't know much about Hongyang's teachings, so he scratched his head instead, "It makes sense, I thought it would be better to make more donations, not all talking about teamwork."

Xie Lingya: "Of course not. If you go to the temple to invite gods, they won't allow you to invite too many gods. If you can't make enough offerings, the gods will get angry and have to live in a rented house."

The old man nodded again and again: "That's the reason. Then I won't post that talisman, I will post your talisman."

His grandson slapped his forehead, what's the use of it!

This person looks serious, but he is actually a magic stick!

Xie Lingya didn't care what he thought, he bid farewell to the old man as soon as he finished eating, and before leaving, he also told him that Hongyang Dao would be over sooner or later, so it was better not to have too much contact.

The old man saw that he was also a Taoist priest, and he thought it was just ordinary colleagues attacking each other, just because he switched to talismans, and then he was embarrassed to go to Hongyang Taoist priests for a while. Unexpectedly, Hongyang Taoism was really severely cracked down later, and some friends were even taken away. To ask questions, this is not to mention later.

……

Xie Lingya went back to the hotel and rested for a while, and the Taoist priests came back one after another.

Fang Xushan was sweating from exhaustion, turned on the air conditioner and sat down, shook his head and said, "I didn't find anything, I don't know if there is no temple at all, maybe I'm looking for a dwelling in Tianyu."

"When I went out to eat, I met people who said that those Hongyang roads go to people's homes from time to time. If they live in private houses, it would be more convenient for people to come to the door." Xie Lingya thought for a while, "Maybe it's just better hidden, you can go to the house again." If you squat, you will definitely show your feet."

Fang Xushan hummed, stopped talking, and lay down on the bed to rest.

After a while, he said again: "You should sleep with me at night, it's a big bed anyway, there's no need to open another room."

Xie Lingya had been drawing talismans at night, and then slept in Fang Xushan's room, and Shi Changxuan also made a living on the sofa in the same room last night.

"Then Shi Changxuan has to get a room, but it doesn't matter where I sleep." Xie Lingya said.

"Then sleep here, I'll chat with you." Fang Xushan said.

I'm afraid I have to persuade him to become a monk again.Xie Lingya had a bitter face: "Abbot Fang, I am already a person who embraces the sun."

Why stick to this formality, he really doesn't want to keep the precepts.

Fang Xushan smiled and said: "Then you can also come to the Jade Emperor Palace. Talents just need to flow. You are really good at drawing thunder talismans."

Xie Lingya felt a little subtle when he heard this, this is not the first time he talked about such a topic with Fang Xushan, and Fang Xushan also knew about his situation.The meaning of what he said was to tease himself that he usually takes jobs in Baoyang Temple and acts with Taoist priests.

But Fang Xushan's reply was not in the sense of being wrong, but there was something wrong with it. Everyone knew that he was the boss of Baoyang Temple.

Moreover, why did Fang Xushan insist on sleeping with him? It's not that he didn't know that he and Shi Changxuan came together.This is just a little detail, but Xie Lingya was stunned for a while, suspecting that he was thinking too much, and only looked at Fang Xushan quietly.

He couldn't see anything, he hadn't known Fang Xushan for too long, so he couldn't see anything.

"By the way, are the Thunder Talismans enough?" Xie Lingya asked.

Fang Xushan looked at the outside of the pocket and said, "There are more."

This answer is very vague, it's obviously useless, I just gave it in the morning, and I didn't find anything, so the question itself is unnecessary, and the answer is even more unnecessary.

"That's good." Xie Lingya nodded silently, and went to light three sticks of incense sticks on the oranges, as if paying homage to the ancestor.

Looking at Fang Xushan again, although he didn't speak, he smelled the incense, his face showed a little bit of joy, he enjoyed it very much.

I'm afraid this guy really isn't Fang Xushan, is he?

The appearance of this enjoyment is very similar to those who make a living from it...

So who it is, it's ready to be revealed.I didn't look for you, you dared to come to the door yourself.

Xie Lingya's face remained the same, and he continued, "Ah, Abbot Fang, do you think this Hongyang Dao is a bunch of mobs? When I arrested Wusheng's old mother, she told me that it was meaningless for me as the second child to beg for mercy. , In fact, I have been divorced from Tianyu's side for a long time. It's just that I didn't find a chance and wanted to stand on my own."

Fang Xushan: "...Really?"

"That's right, I even scolded Patriarch Hunyuan." Xie Lingya said casually, "It's useless, useless, and the believers hope to only respect her as a saint. Tell me, is this dog eating dog?"

Originally, Shi Changxuan said that Hongyang Dao is not a united faction. There have been branches in history, but they are barely maintained on the outside.And where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, people are like this, these evil gods are man-made, of course they are also like this.

Fang Xushan looked calm, and even smiled, "Yes."

"So, I smashed it to pieces in the end." Xie Lingya said with a smile, "Abbot Fang, are you tired? Let me give you a massage."

"No need, you're tired too, I'll just lie down." Fang Xushan said softly, I don't know if it's Xie Lingya's imagination, I always feel that he is a little bit twisted.

"Yeah." Xie Lingya also acted as if nothing had happened, got up and said, "I'll boil some hot water to drink."

He walked aside to pour mineral water into the kettle, took the opportunity to turn his back on Fang Xushan, and sent Shi Changxuan a text message, and Shi Changxuan responded soon.He put away his phone, poured out the water, and when he turned around, he saw Fang Xushan standing behind him.

Fang Xushan took two steps back instead: "Scare me."

"You startled me." Xie Lingya said, and gave Xushan the middle finger.

Fang Xushan was stunned for a moment: "This?"

Xie Lingya said innocently: "Lingguan Jue, I'm practicing."

Fang Xushan was puzzled and said: "Why didn't you get your index finger in the Lingguan Jue?"

"This is the simplification of our concept of embracing the sun." Xie Lingya said and made a big middle finger.

Fang Xushan: "Hehe..."

He smiled dryly, and the more he laughed, the more dry he became, "What are you doing to me? It seems like that."

"What do you mean?" Xie Lingya said with a smile, "Why am I targeting you? Don't you have any points in your heart?"

"Fang Xushan"'s face collapsed.

He looked at Xie Lingya seriously, and after his expression changed, his body was still the same body, but he was not at all like Fang Xushan himself, "Little Taoist priest, you are so brave."

"This sentence is for you." Xie Lingya did not refute that he is not a Taoist priest, but only replied, "You still want to sleep with me, why, are you afraid that I will draw hundreds of thunder talismans and all of them will hit you?"

I don't even know when the Thunder Talisman was drawn, it seems that it happened when Fang Xushan went out today, Fang Xushan went to the local Sanguan Temple, so the location may be there.Leaving him to sleep probably also knew that he drew the Thunder Talisman.

Before Xie Lingya asked about the Thunder Talisman, he subconsciously looked in his pocket, so it should not be illusion, but possession.

This is interesting, just imagine that after he attached himself, he found that he was actually carrying a thunder talisman on his body, which was no less than a protective umbrella for him, what kind of fear would it be, no wonder he hurriedly asked who drew the thunder talisman.

At this time, the door was suddenly pushed open, and six or seven Taoist priests headed by Shi Changxuan rushed in.

Xie Lingya hurriedly shouted: "Lock the door!"

Taoists: "..."

"Fang Xushan" grinned ferociously, "If you don't lock it, I will too. Are you so confident?"

Xie Lingya: "If you saw what happened to your mother, you wouldn't ask that question."

"Fang Xushan": "...is an old mother without birth."

Not his mother.

The Taoist priests also couldn't laugh or cry, and even held back their laughter. They were clearly teasing this evil god.They were originally a little apprehensive, but they seemed to be dispelled by Xiao Xie's words.

"Fang Xushan" glanced coldly at these Taoist priests who didn't respect him, sat cross-legged on the bed, a phantom rose from the sky cap, and gradually became real, it was the Hunyuan Patriarch who looked like an ancient Buddha.

From each small knot in the bun on the top of his head came shadows, each of which was different, some were holding weapons, some were holding a clean bottle, and some were holding a snake.

There are a total of eight clone phantoms, protecting him around him.

Counting the Taoist priests, there are almost eight or nine people, but the number is equal, but the strength is not equal.

The Taoist priests became nervous again, and said: "We saw the text message just now, checked it quickly, and found that he did not know what to do, and our Thunder Talisman was dirty."

This is not surprising.

Xie Lingya looked coldly at Patriarch Hunyuan, he squeezed out a few Thunder Talismans from the comatose Fang Xushan's pocket, and saw that they were also dirty, "Oh, fortunately, I found out, and I used his hands to destroy them one by one. "

Xie Lingya gave all the Thunder Talismans to other people, and he lost them all. Seeing Patriarch Hunyuan's complacent look, he said blankly, "What are you so happy about? No one told you that I drew it for an hour yesterday. Is it?"

Hunyuan Patriarch: "..."

Xie Lingya: "You don't think I've saved for half a year, do you?"

Hunyuan Patriarch: "..."

According to common sense, yes, it would take more than half a year to save...

He even suspected that Xie Lingya was bluffing when he said this.

Shi Changxuan couldn't help but bend the corner of his mouth and said, "Go."

Xie Lingya pulled away the chair, opened the box containing the cinnabar, spread out the yellow paper, and put an amulet of the ancestors in his mouth by the way, so as not to lose his mind later and be drawn into the illusion again.

Hunyuan Patriarch's eyes widened a little, but before he could think about it, these Taoist priests had already swarmed up with their magic weapons.It's easier for others to say, but Shi Changxuan is not affected by the illusion, and he can't interfere.

The hotel room was only an inch in size, Xie Lingya occupied a corner, and the rest of them fought in the narrow space.

Even though they are so close, Shi Changxuan shielded him with his sword, even the phantom of Hunyuan Patriarch couldn't get close!

"Bang bang."

There was a knock on the door, "Hello, this is the waiter."

Xie Lingya glanced at them, walked to the door and opened a crack: "Hello."

The waiter wanted to look in, but Xie Lingya was taller than her, so it was fine if he couldn't see it. Instead, he looked into Xie Lingya's smiling eyes, felt embarrassed, and said with a blushing face, "I heard a lot of movement inside... "

This is the old ancestor Hunyuan inside who is shouting loudly: "My Buddha burns the lamp three times!"

"It's okay, my friend is drunk and insists that he is a Bodhisattva." Xie Lingya said calmly, "Just now I touched my head and said that my pimple disappeared."

The waiter immediately laughed, obviously it wasn't a particularly funny joke, but she laughed very sweetly, and heard someone shouting something inside, "Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law", and said: "You guys are still playing with him, it's really interesting .”

"...a bunch of secondary illnesses." Xie Lingya said, seemingly embarrassed.

"Then be careful not to let your friend damage the furniture. You will have to pay the price." The waiter said reluctantly, "...don't bother me."

There was nothing left in her mind, and she still couldn't remember if she heard that there were a few Taoist priests staying in the store, and which room they were in.

"Thank you, goodbye." Xie Lingya closed the door, and quickly ran back, just in time to see a phantom stretching out its hand, and the snake in its hand was protruding to bite Shi Changxuan, Shi Changxuan turned his head sideways.

Xie Lingya pressed one hand into the cinnabar, grabbed the snake by seven inches, snatched it from Phantom's hand, and tied a knot.

snake:! !

Xie Lingya drew the talisman with one hand, strangled the snake's Qicun with the other hand, it was knotted and pinched Qicun, it couldn't move, Xie Lingya hurriedly drew ten thunder talismans, grabbed it and shouted: "Get out of the way! "

The Taoist priests dodged in response, and the thunder talismans flew quickly, eight of them rushed to the phantom, and two of them rushed to the Hunyuan ancestor——

Xie Lingya reached out and grabbed one of them, and stuck it on the snake's forehead in his hand, "Almost forgot about you."

snake:"……"

"...Condemn the evil spirits!"

Xie Lingya stopped drinking, lightning flashed, and thunderbolt suddenly sounded!

Seeing that the phantom disappeared without a trace, and the spirit of Hunyuan Patriarch faded, he burrowed into Fang Xushan in panic.

Xie Lingya poured out the cinnabar at once, sprinkled Fang Xushan all over his body, the cinnabar warded off evil spirits, and the ancestor Hunyuan couldn't get close to him.

Xie Lingya still had some cinnabar on his hands, seeing that the ten talismans hadn't killed him yet, he had an idea, and drew a talisman on the back of his left hand, "I invite you to come now, and I will bestow Lei Weijia's support!"

It was his own ingenious thinking, before he always drew the eyes of spirit officials, but just now he was inspired, and he drew a talisman to invite the ancestor master to use his left hand for supernatural powers.

Xie Lingya cursed and squeezed the Lingguan Jue, and pressed it on Patriarch Hunyuan's body, and saw the light of fire and thunder gushing out from the place where his fingers connected with his body, which instantly spread throughout Patriarch Hunyuan's body, followed by a miserable sound Shouting, the fascination is completely gone, only one middle finger is left standing upright!

……

Xie Lingya hung a weak hand, feeling the soreness almost to his heart, sat on the bed, and saw that the others were sweating profusely, just now they also worked hard to free up time and space to draw Xie Lingya's talisman.

However, he also succeeded in eradicating the evil god. The hard work of the past few days was not in vain, and it was enough to arrest those Hongyang Taoists along the way.

At this moment, the priests felt very happy.

Xie Lingya asked: "Was the thunder just now very loud?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, just now they were all focused on Hunyuan Patriarch, how could they care about other things, but there must be a lot of movement.

Xie Lingya hesitated and said: "Then... if the waiter comes to ask, how about just saying that the kettle is fried? Can you fool me?"

As soon as Xie Lingya finished speaking, the hotel alarm sounded.