Part-Time Taoist Priest

Pang Jie's cry was so miserable. The last time many people present heard this sound, it still appeared in a ghost movie. They couldn't see the mask covered by Pang Jie.

Many people even thought that Pang Jie called it that because his master crushed his cell phone into pieces.

Why are you so angry?Director Pang was a little puzzled at first, and wanted to mediate, but he was also surprised by the strength of his hand when he saw the teacher crushing Pang Jie's phone alive.

Pang Jie took a few steps back, because the master was still holding his phone, so his head was pulled forward, but his body backed away in panic, because he stopped when he met Director Pang.

When Director Pang came over, he happened to see Pang Jie's phone full of bullet screens. No wonder he hung the phone in front of him and grabbed Pang Jie's shoulder angrily, "You child, why are you still broadcasting live!"

And mood tube live broadcast?Pang Jie looked up in horror, "He, he..."

Because of Director Pang's words, the scene boiled up, and Pang Jie's mother was a little embarrassed. She originally wanted to say that she would pay for the mobile phone, but now the discussion was so heated that no one heard her a few words of defense.

Pang Jie stood there in a daze. He just looked over again, only to find that the master's mask had changed back to its original shape, and there was still a kind smile on the wooden mask. Could it be that it was just an illusion?

The quarrels and accusations from the crowd, as well as the mother's sharp protests, could not reach Pang Jie's ears at all, and he was completely stunned.

But at this moment, the master dragged Pang Jie's mobile phone with a rope, dragged him back, and grabbed his neck with one hand!

Pang Jie only felt that his hands were like iron clamps, firmly clamping his neck, his face was congested and red in an instant, and there was a little "ho ho" sound in his throat, but he couldn't say a word.

"Hey, what are you doing!" Pang Jie's mother was anxious, and rushed to break the master's hand.

The other master who played the role of the great-great-grandfather also rushed up at this time, but he grabbed Pang Jie's mother and threw it a few meters away. His strength was also great, and Pang Jie's mother hit the ground and hurt him The arm was speechless.

The scene seemed a bit chaotic, everyone was in a hurry to break the master, but his hand was so stuck that he couldn't break it, and Pang Jie's eyes turned white.

The master of one team felt that something was wrong and said, "Grandmother Gao, what are you going to do!"

"Ask him to make amends!" the master playing the role of the great-great-grandmother said sharply, and everyone could hear it at this time, the tone was too strange.The great-great-grandfather on the side was holding the meat and chewing on it, and kept nodding.

Everyone's scalps were numb, this, is this really the great-grandmother and his wife here? !

The customs of Subaru County have been passed down for so many years, and there are many legends about the events of the ancestor worship ceremony. However, the elderly people present are fine, and the young people are witnessing it for the first time. I felt so fuzzy, and comforted in my heart that what my ancestors were afraid of, the lesson was also a lesson for disobedient children.

Pang Jie's mother said with a pale face: "Master, please tell her about it!"

"Riding a horse to share the wealth, I will pay my respects to my great-grandfather, and get on the cloud road early! Get up quickly!" The master hurriedly pinched his hands and recited a mantra, trying to send "Great-Grandmother" and "Great-Grandfather" back, but it was useless, he In a hurry, I reached out to lift the mask of "great-grandmother".

The ghost-head mask can't be lifted off no matter what, it seems to grow on the face of a person!

Pang Jie was so pinched that he could see that there was more air and less air. At this time, a slender hand was inserted into the side of the mask. He fumbled around the edge of the mask. one click.

"Great-grandmother" let go of Pang Jie suddenly, and took a few steps back!

Pang Jie's eyes were wide open, his mouth was wide open, and he took a few breaths of air. His oxygen-deprived brain finally recovered a little, his coughing sound was very hoarse, and there were obvious bruises on his neck.

He looked at "great-grandmother" with fear in his eyes. At that moment just now, he felt that he was close to death.

The others looked at the owner of that hand, Director Pang said in surprise, "Student Shi?"

Shi Changxuan and the others were originally watching from the sidelines, but later they realized that "Grandmother" was very excited, but they didn't make a move for a while. Seeing that the mantras of the masters seemed to be ineffective, they started to install "Grandmother"'s mountain source.

"You're taking the liberty." Shi Changxuan said to the masters.

Most of these master classes inherit the Meishan method, which is somewhat similar to the Lushan method, and also incorporates a little Taoist knowledge, but the nature of "witch" is more, such as the practice of Nuo Guitou.

When they saw Shi Changxuan's technique, they knew that they were experts. It stands to reason that they were doing business, and outsiders should not disturb them, but it can be seen that Shi Changxuan came to help when he saw that their mantras were not working, so he shook his head as a signal , "Thank you, little brother."

"Little Jie." Pang Jie's mother shouted. She was quite frightened by "Grandfather Gao" just now, especially when she heard that they were really raped by Gao Zu and his wife.

Pang Jie hid beside his mother at once, and found that the "Grandmother" was still staring at him. The expression on the mask was not as weird as it was just now, but it still felt scary under psychological influence.

Moreover, when the masters called his own name, he squeezed his throat and said, "I am the Pang Liu family."

——According to the family tree, this great-great-grandmother was surnamed Liu.

The "Great-Grandfather" on the side also wiped his mouth and said, "Teach me a lesson, what's wrong with this unfilial son and grandson."

A more experienced teacher discussed it and said: "It's the younger generation who offended me. What would the ancestor of my family want to stop? They are all my own children, please be merciful!"

After what happened just now, Pang Jie couldn't believe it. It was his calves trembling, and he hissed: "I was wrong, Grandmother, I was wrong, I didn't mean to not pay attention last night, please forgive me!"

Other villagers came over to press Pang Jie's back, "Don't kowtow to Gao Zu to admit your mistake!"

kowtow?This is a completely unfamiliar etiquette in Pang Jie's memory, but at this moment he really gritted his teeth and was about to kneel down.

But "Grandmother Gao" got out of the way, sat on a high stool, sneered with her feet crossed, and said, "Come here and kowtow a hundred heads, then set up a new table and burn five catties of ingots for me."

"Grandfather" also sat up, "That's right, that's right."

Pang Jie froze for a moment, "One hundred?"

"One hundred!" "Great-grandmother" shouted.

With so many people at the scene, Pang Jie felt very ashamed. He thought that a kowtow would be enough, so he stole his eyes to see his mother.But Pang Jie's mother was also stupid and didn't know what to do.If the offender is a "human", she can still think of a way, but this is not a human!

Pang Jie didn't want to kowtow, and everyone else was pressing him down. At this moment, he suddenly heard someone say "wait a minute", he immediately came to life, struggling and said: "wait a minute, didn't you hear that?"

Director Pang looked at the speaker, but it was Xie Lingya. He asked, "What's wrong?"

Xie Lingya: "Is there any cinnabar?"

He followed to watch, naturally without any tools.

Those masters replied, "Yes, what are you doing?"

They also saw that Xie Lingya came with that classmate Shi just now, so their attitude was not bad.

Shi Changxuan only listened to a few words, and understood that Xie Lingya felt that something was wrong, and the God of Shang Lu on his shoulder also said softly: "My son is not filial, my grandson is not virtuous, sitting in the hall of lonely ghosts, my ancestors stared at me .”

Shi Changxuan was awe-inspiring, what do these words mean, the person sitting in the hall is not the ancestor of the Pang family at all?

Xie Lingya also listened to Liu Lingtong's reminder and realized that he had seen Qin Limin ask for it in the name of someone else, so he quickly figured out that it might be the same.

Xie Lingya used cinnabar to draw the spirit official's eyes on the center of his brows. Looking coldly, he saw two ghosts standing in the corner of the yard, a man and a woman, with their hands in their sleeves and anxious and angry faces. Didn't they stare blankly? .

"May I ask, how old is my great-grandmother?" Xie Lingya asked.

Everyone didn't react for a while, asking what this is for?

This "Great-Grandmother" even knew Pang Jie's name, but that was what happened now. The real Great-Grandmother of the Pang family had passed away a long time ago. Unless the lonely ghosts had been here for hundreds of years, they would definitely not know about it.

Sure enough, "Grandmother Gao" was silent for a while, and then said: "He is not from our Pang family, drive him out!"

It's a pity, at this time, those masters also felt that something was wrong. If it was the real Gaozu, they wouldn't even be able to tell how old they were.Moreover, the hostility of the two of them is indeed too strong. As early as before Pang Jie committed any crime, their eating was particularly ugly. I didn't expect it at the time, but now I think about it, it's wrong.

Everyone looked at each other, and rushed to press the arms of the two.

"This is the upper body of a wild ghost, the one who invited here is not Gaozu!" The masters shouted loudly, "Hold them down!"

The two upper body men were so huge that they pushed them away with a wave of their hands.

Another one gave Xie Lingya a resentful look, and rushed towards him.

Xie Lingya didn't bring a sword or talisman, and only handed out the official formula.In the end, this wild ghost seemed to be a bit powerful. He pressed the mountain source before and didn't go away. At this time, when he encountered Xie Lingya's Lingguan Jue, he resisted and bumped into it.

Xie Lingya's middle finger poked his chest, he was fine, Xie Lingya himself yelled "Aww".

Damn, I almost broke my middle finger.

Xiaoliang rushed over and hugged one of them by the waist, but he was also thrown out and landed on Pang Jie.There were so many people at the scene, holding him down with all their hands and feet, but even so, he was still moving, and the strength was too great.

The other person wanted to pinch Shi Changxuan's neck again, Xie Lingya strangled his neck from behind and hung his whole body on it, "Burn Zhang Fu!"

This man wanted to hit Xie Lingya, but because Xie Lingya was hanging on his back, he couldn't use his strength, so he kept spinning in circles to throw him down.

Xie Lingya hugged his neck tightly and didn't let go. His leg was shaken a few times, but now it was clamped on a pillar, and his posture was very uncomfortable.

"The world is natural, and the filth dissipates. There is no way for people, but there is no way for ghosts!" Several masters chanted mantras at them, but it seemed to have no effect.

Shi Changxuan drew a talisman on the spot, boiled it with water, and tried to pinch the man's jaws, but he clenched so hard that his gums were bleeding.

A master found a ruler, pried open his teeth, and then poured water into the teeth with his head pressed.

"Cough! Cough cough!" Coughed a few times by the upper body master, his body softened, he rolled on the ground twice, and panted heavily on his stomach, but he was not so tense.

Xie Lingya saw a ghost detached from him, and looked at him—you said you were dead, and you pretended to be someone's great-grandmother, but you turned out to be a male ghost!

There was another one who was pinned to the ground. At this time, everyone also poured talisman water into his mouth, and they let go of their hands after pouring.

At this time, the person on the ground suddenly stretched out his hand and punched Shi Changxuan on the shoulder. Shi Changxuan took a few steps back, frowning, and Xie Lingya quickly sat on the man's chest, holding him down to prevent him from getting up again. .

After Fu Shui reacted for a few seconds, the man's strength was pulled away, and he lay down moaning as soon as his body softened.

Xie Lingya changed his mind, summoned the local Yin soldiers, locked up the two ghosts, and waited outside the ancestral hall.

……

The two masters who were upper body were helped to rest in the room, and the rest of the people looked at each other in dismay, not knowing what to do.

Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan showed their skills just now, everyone was very convinced, and some people said: "Little master, what should we do now?"

Those masters were a little embarrassed, they were originally invited to sacrifice, but their own people invited wild ghosts, so I was a little embarrassed to accuse others of not showing face.

"The ancestors of our family are still waiting, so please masters to finish the ceremony." Xie Lingya said.

He just stood by and stared blankly for a long time, it is impossible to send it back today, please come over next time, it is too much trouble.

After tidying up the scene, two masters were replaced, the mantra was recited, and Gao Zu and his wife were invited to the scene for the second time.

The masked "Great-Grandfather" looked left and right, and suddenly walked up to Pang Jie, who smiled flatteringly. "Grandfather" raised his hand and slapped him!

Pang Jie covered his face and shouted: "Master, he was also possessed by a wild ghost!"

Xie Lingya hadn't closed his eyes yet, seeing the ancestor of the Pang family sitting on the "corpse" with his own eyes, he said: "There are no wild ghosts, even your ancestor really wanted to slap you."

Pang Jie: "..."

——Whether it’s a lonely ghost or the real Gaozu, don’t everyone want to beat him.

The master at the side also said: "It is exactly that Baijiatang requires the sacrifices to be clean, and you soiled the sacrifices, which made Gaozu angry, and gave lonely ghosts an opportunity to impersonate themselves!"

In fact, although the master didn't see what happened with his own eyes, but based on his long experience in doing things, he guessed that it was almost inseparable.

Xie Lingya imagined the scene for a while, maybe after the Gaozu of the Pang family was invited, he looked at the sacrifice and was so angry that he didn't want to sit down. At this time, the two lonely ghosts sat down instead, making the real Gaozu couple have another Anxious and anxious, he spun around in the yard.

Those two Lingguan Jue who were able to carry down Xie Lingya showed that they also had certain strength, no wonder the Pang family's Gaozu and his wife were occupied by the magpie's nest, and they couldn't be driven away.

Pang Jie seemed to be the target of everyone's criticism. After being whipped again by the real Gaozu, he didn't dare to appeal again. He was scared out of courage, and squeezed back into the crowd with his mother in desperation.Looking around, there are still some condemning eyes, and I feel that he deserves it.

Today he can be regarded as "in the limelight", and it is conceivable that he will become the talk of the villagers for a long time to come.And his live broadcast room that was suddenly forced to close, I don't know what happened...

When the sacrifice was about to end, Xie Lingya came out of the ancestral hall, and the Yin soldiers were waiting with the two ghosts locked up, and when they saw him coming, they clasped their fists and saluted.The two ghosts had probably been educated, and they were not as fierce as before. They stood with their heads bowed, not daring to look directly at Xie Lingya.

"What's going on with these two?" Xie Lingya asked.

"I asked just now. The two of them are wild ghosts summoned by Pei Xiaoshan from the mass grave. They were released to make trouble. They wandered here and were not arrested for a while." Yin Bing replied.

It turned out to be the fault of that bastard Pei Xiaoshan. When he was running away, he left a lot of ghosts and ghosts on the road to make trouble for the pursuers.In particular, there are countless ghosts in the mass graves.

Xie Lingya sighed, "It's true that people will not be clean after death, forget it, you two take them away."

"Okay, goodbye, Mr. Xie." The Yin soldier saluted again, dragging the two ghosts away.

Before the two ghosts left, they said to Xie Lingya, "Thank you, thank you for not killing me."

Xie Lingya: "..."

What's the situation, he didn't yell about killing ghosts today, why should he thank him for not killing them?What did those two Yin soldiers teach them? ?

……

The entire ancestor worship ceremony takes about one day and one night. After the end, the master's family will entertain the master class for a meal.

This time, Shi Changxuan and the other three were also left to eat together. This was suggested by the master class, and they helped a lot with the matter just now.Those two wild ghosts were quite fierce, and the masters couldn't drive them away even after chanting mantras.

"I originally thought that you were only engaged in academics, but I didn't expect that the practice is so good." Director Pang said with admiration.

Originally, other people were still guessing their origins, but when Director Pang said that they turned out to be high-achieving students majoring in religious studies, they suddenly realized.

One of the masters even said: "There are still university teaching practices in the country?"

Xie Lingya almost laughed, "I misunderstood, it's not the same thing. This is not taught by the university, we are Taoist priests ourselves."

"Hahaha, I'll just say it." Shigong told them about the faction again, and some people actually know Baoyang Temple because they have heard the name of Wang Yuji.

After a meal, the host and guest enjoyed themselves, and Shi Changxuan also took the opportunity to collect some more information.

After eating, I still rested at Director Pang's house and prepared to go back the next day.As soon as I arrived at Director Pang's house, I saw that Pang Jie was also here.

Director Pang drank a few glasses of wine, and said slightly drunk: "You boy, why are you here?"

Pang Jie said with a bitter face: "My dad is going to beat me to death, so I'm going to hide in your house."

His father came out with diarrhea, and found out that something serious had happened while he was away. He was so angry that he took off his belt and whipped him.

"That's right." Director Pang didn't want to talk to him anymore, so he went to wash his face.

Pang Jie's cell phone was broken, and now he is using his fucking cell phone. After he cut off the live broadcast, the live broadcast room exploded. Many people flooded into his Weibo, asking if he was okay. Of course, they were all fans. Fans are questioning whether it is hype.

Pang Jie was very upset, and he didn't want to tell the story of his embarrassment in detail, so he just posted a sentence on Weibo: Brothers, it is better to believe what is there, not to believe what is not!

Many people said that he was pretending to be a ghost, but this is a digression.

Seeing Shi Changxuan and Xie Lingya, Pang Jie felt very complicated, and laughed dryly, "Hello, masters."

When we met for the first time that day, Pang Jie didn't greet them. Xie Lingya glanced at him and said, "Will you come to pay homage to your ancestors in the future?"

"..." Pang Jie said depressedly, "From now on, I will come back every year and holiday..."

Xie Lingya was delighted, "It will be the same if you don't come back, just keep a little respect, be careful with your words and deeds, and be hygienic, there will always be nothing wrong."

He has seen quite a few such incidents, some people are really unlucky because of evil, and some people are purely self-defeating, Pang Jie, it is both unlucky and deliberate.

Pang Jie said, "Yes..."

Xie Lingya and him just met by chance, the reminder ends here, it is up to him whether he listens or not, but after going through this incident, it is probably hard for a normal person not to learn a lesson.

The three of Xie Lingya left him and went into the room, seeing Xiaoliang's expression still unfinished, Xie Lingya said: "If I had known it would be haunted, I wouldn't have brought you here."

Xiao Liang kept laughing, as if he was taking advantage, "I, I'm going to get some hot water for the teacher."

After all, he jumped out again.

"Did you get hit on the shoulder just now?" Xie Lingya asked Shi Changxuan, at the dinner table he felt that Shi Changxuan's hands were not very comfortable.

After pouring the talisman water before, everyone closed their hands too early. Shi Changxuan was indeed punched. He didn't know that Xie Lingya saw it, and said in a low voice: "It's okay."

"Get some medicine." Xie Lingya found out the medicine made by Hai Guanchao, walked up to Shi Changxuan, and took off his clothes.

Shi Changxuan dodged back and pressed the neckline.

"?" Xie Lingya stared at him.

Shi Changxuan raised his head and looked at Xie Lingya all over. He avoided Xie Lingya for a day or two, and his eyes didn't meet for more than two seconds.At this moment, they suddenly looked at each other, and he couldn't look away for a moment.

Xie Lingya pulled his hand away and took off his clothes halfway. There was indeed a bruise on his shoulder, "Hold on, I'll press it for you."

Shi Changxuan remained silent.

Seeing that Shi Changxuan didn't even hum, Xie Lingya bowed his head after taking the medicine, and said with a smile, "Hey, were you so worry-free when you were young? Every time I lost a fight, I could howl and fly."

Shi Changxuan's eyes are full of his curved eyes, light red lips, dark black hair and every detail, at such a close distance, every word he said hits Shi Changxuan's heart, making a pit to.

Xie Lingya had already got up to take the medicine, but Shi Changxuan was still a little bit lost, he suppressed his mind for two days, and when he smiled, it was like falling into a bottomless pit, with nowhere to focus.

Shang Lushen whispered in his ear: "Shi Changxuan..."

Shi Changxuan came back to his senses, but his face was still indifferent.

Shang Lushen encouraged: "Come on. Let's encourage each other."

Shi Chang hung his eyes and remained silent.

Set things right?Nothing can be done.