Part-Time Taoist Priest

Xie Lingya stuffed his student ID back, ignoring He Zun who was clamoring to see inside.He asked for leave before, so he didn't hand in his student ID, so it just happened to be in this pocket.

He Zun was a little confused. Although Mr. Xie looked very young, he never expected that he was still a student... This is the ultimate in hiding in the city!

He Zun said: "I can't see that Mr. Xie, you have been to school, do you still have time to learn art after finishing your homework..."

Xie Lingya said in a black line: "I'm still preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination, isn't it scary?"

He Zun: "..."

……

After He Zun rang the doorbell, a middle-aged beautiful woman came to open the door, and He Zun called her aunt.

Aunt He let them in sideways, while sizing up Xie Lingya, her face was a little suspicious, as if she didn't expect that the person He Zun brought was so young.And she looks good, she would believe it if she was an actor.

She is also an atheist, because the nightmare is now dubious, and she still has the idea of ​​whether it is the trick of a charlatan.

He Zun introduced: "This is Mr. Xie from Baoyang Temple!"

Aunt He said politely: "Jiu Yang."

In fact, everyone knows that she may have never heard of Baoyang Temple. Baoyang Temple is too small and deserted. Even if it is in a prosperous area, no one knows about it.

He Zun saw that there was no one else in the room, and asked, "Where's uncle?"

"I took a call and went out. Wait." Aunt He asked them to sit down, poured tea, and sent a text message to her husband.

He Zun saw the suspicion in his aunt's expression, and wanted to prove that the person he invited was indeed an expert, so he quickly created an opportunity: "Mr. Xie, my aunt said that it is also gloomy here during the day, do you have anything that will be effective immediately?" Methods?"

Aunt He chuckled, faintly looking forward to it.

Xie Lingya was as good as he was, pinching the Lingguan Jue, but just as he raised his middle finger, Aunt He's expression changed, "You..."

I can do this question!

He Zun looked at it and immediately answered: "Let me tell you! Although it looks similar, it is actually a Taoist formula for spiritual officials, and it has the effect of exorcising evil and avoiding evil!"

Aunt He: "..."

Seeing that Aunt He was still half-believing, Xie Lingya thought in his heart that you must give some strength to the Patriarch, so he simply squeezed the Lingguan Jue with his left hand, feeling Wang Lingguan, and squeezed Aunt He's wrist with his right hand.

Although Xie Lingya has never been in this industry, he also knows that the host should not think that he is a liar.

Aunt He only felt that as soon as Xie Lingya held her wrist, the faint cool breath lingering on her body immediately left her body, and the feeling of inexplicable fatigue for several days disappeared, as if being illuminated by the warm sun.

"This..." Aunt He looked surprised, even a little terrified, because it happened right under her nose, and Xie Lingya could be seen simply shaking her wrist.

Could this be explained by science?Did she miss anything?

Before Aunt He could figure it out, there was a knock at the gate.

……

"Please, President Wang, please, Daoist Shi." A middle-aged man's voice sounded.

He Zun turned his head immediately, "Uncle?"

There were two other men who came in with Uncle He, one was a thin and refined middle-aged man, and the other was a handsome young man. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be Shi Changxuan, a Taoist priest in red that Xie Lingya had seen in Taihe. .

Shi Changxuan didn't wear Taoist robes today, but carried a bag on his back, because this attire was a little more smokey—but when he raised his eyes, Qing Lingling's gaze swept around the room, and he appeared even more indifferent. Dust.

His eyes fell on Xie Lingya, and he paused for two seconds before moving away.

Xie Lingya was surprised and delighted, he was surprised that another Taoist priest was found, and happy that this Taoist priest was Shi Changxuan, his number one candidate for observation.

Uncle He's face was a little embarrassed, and he explained: "This is my friend Mr. Wang. He heard about my affairs here, and specially invited Daoist Shi from the provincial capital... I was negligent and didn't have time to communicate."

He Zun's face suddenly turned ugly.

That Mr. Wang looked at Xie Lingya, and said with a smile: "This is Mr. He's nephew and his friend. Why are you all young and handsome in this industry these days. But if you don't bother the two masters, Daoist Shi is right together. Young Junyan, I originally wanted to go to the Temple of Supreme Harmony to invite Guanzhu Chen, but I was lucky enough to meet Daoist Shi. This time I was able to invite him because he came to participate in the rain praying ceremony hosted by the Temple of Supreme Harmony. Otherwise, I would not have such a good opportunity .Look, it rained two days ago."

Mr. Wang looked proud, praised Shi Changxuan a lot, and seemed honored to be able to invite him.

Uncle He was in a dilemma. Although Mr. Wang had good intentions, he took the initiative to bring the man directly, which caught him off guard.He usually relies on Mr. Wang in his business, so he is embarrassed to say anything.

Aunt He was also a little dazed, one was Mrs. Xie, who refreshed her just now by touching her hand, and the other was said to be begged by him for the rain two days ago... It's okay to say the former, but would the latter be too exaggerated? up? ?

He Zun said unhappily: "Then there should be a first come, first served!"

The atmosphere on the scene suddenly became more awkward.

Xie Lingya really wanted to earn this money, but after seeing Shi Changxuan, he wanted to get to know him more, so instead he said with a good attitude: "It's all here, so let's take a look together, Daoist Shi doesn't mind Bar?"

According to Mr. Wang and the others, this means that everyone competes according to their ability, and he can't help but look at Daoist Shi.

Shi Changxuan said indifferently: "Whatever you want."

Having said that, of course both of them stayed.

……

Everyone was seated in the living room, and Uncle He told his experience from the beginning, "We have moved here for about two months. In fact, we felt a bit shady and cool as soon as we moved in, but it is quite cool because it is surrounded by mountains. But from the Since the beginning of the week, our family of five has had nightmares every day.

"This dream has no rules, it's all about the past, but it's so real that I can't even wake up. When I woke up in the morning, I felt very tight in my chest and sweated all over my body. We found a property and did some The physical examination, including the investigation and testing of the surrounding environment, seemed to be all right.

"My parents are old. I have invited them to live in a hotel these days. My son is in school and won't come back on weekends. Alas, I was planning to change rooms, but I heard that it might be possible to solve it. That's why I invite everyone ... just to see from another angle, what's wrong with us here?"

Mr. Wang believed in Fengshui, so he immediately said, "Daoist Shi, could it be a Fengshui problem? Look at the mountains behind them, and the mountains are shaded."

Xie Lingya subconsciously thought in his heart, it's impossible, but he didn't know much, so he didn't speak with full confidence.

At this time, Shi Changxuan also said what Xie Lingya was thinking: "No."

Everyone including Xie Lingya was staring at him, but he didn't intend to explain.

Mr. Wang asked embarrassingly, "Daoist Shi, can you tell me why?"

Shi Changxuan frowned, and immediately made people have the urge to reflect on why his homework was so bad. He said: "Although this place is close to the shade of the mountain, the mountain shape is suitable for the air, and the three peaks gather together like a lotus. There is a square pond on the opposite side, and the water flows outward. Tilting and flowing, like a rolling curtain, although it is easy to ruin the family wealth, but it is not so bad..."

"What?? Family wealth???" Uncle He hastily interrupted him.

Shi Changxuan glanced at him: "It's broken. But Mr. He's family keeps having nightmares, it should be..."

Uncle He focused on the key point: "Why do you live here and lose your fortune???"

Shi Changxuan was interrupted twice, and after a moment of silence he said: "Change the situation, just fill the pond."

Uncle He breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh, good!"

Seeing his fuss, Mr. Wang also smiled and said: "This is a trivial matter, you can change it as Daozhang Shi said."

Uncle He laughed dryly and brought some tea to calm himself down.

Shi Changxuan's tone remained the same, as if it was nothing serious, "The nightmare should be because there are flying corpses flying around in your house."

Uncle He spit out a mouthful of tea, "Pfft! Fly, Fly Corpse?!"

Aunt He was not too sure about Xie Lingya's incident just now, and now she also said with a pale face: "It sounds scary, could it be that... We have buried people under our house? Could it be that there are corpses in our nightmares at night?" Fly around the house?"

What a rich imagination.Xie Lingya couldn't help but glanced at Aunt He, and said: "Flying Corpse is one of the taboo ghosts in the house, there are seven in total, Fei Zong, Tu Gong, Jiu Mei, Bei Jun, etc., are not flying corpses. It's too scary for you to think."

In addition to reading notes these days, he also read some classics in Taoist temples, which are recording this.Flying corpses are fierce, which refers to the situation where there are guest ghosts making trouble in the house.

Uncle He said with a pale face: "Mr. Xie, isn't that guest ghost not scary anymore?"

Xie Lingya: "..."

How should I put it, it's just average compared to any evil spirits.

Uncle He touched his face, "Daoist Shi, Mr. Xie, why do I feel that the more I understand, the more afraid I become. It turned out that it was better just to have a nightmare. It is too scary to spread money and be haunted by ghosts. Can I just move?" ? I always feel that there is a shadow!"

"At this time, ordinary people don't want to do anything about the house, and moving can be ruined." Shi Changxuan glanced at Uncle He, "But, half a month ago, did you make a small fortune?"

Uncle He suddenly lost his voice: "How do you know?"

He Zun was also taken aback, he didn't even know what happened.

"Eh, that's right. I thought just now that there are twelve main gods such as the green dragon and the white tiger in a house. The dragon and the tiger are fierce. If nothing happened, it would be impossible to somehow turn the hostess into the master and make the flying corpse do evil." Xie Lingya said.

A similar situation happened in his former high school classmate's house, because the house's Feng Shui was not good, and accidents accumulated over time.In the short term, it is a nightmare like Uncle He's. If it is not resolved in the long run, it will become more and more severe.

There must be a reason for what happened, according to what Shi Changxuan said, the windfall that Uncle He Zun made half a month ago is the reason.

Even Aunt He didn't know about this, she looked at Uncle He strangely, "What windfall?"

Uncle He was a little embarrassed and said: "Half a month ago, I had dinner with my client, Mr. Fang from Tongxing. When we came back, Mr. Fang picked up a bag of money by the side of the road. It must have 10,000+ in it. He drew two Give it to me, and I use it at will. This...isn’t it so serious to pick up money? I drank too much that day, and if I picked it up by myself, I would definitely send it to the police station, really. 10,000+, I can't do it!"

Shi Changxuan was silent for a moment, then frowned and said, "This is not a windfall, it's life money."

Uncle He froze, "What do you mean?"

"Wait, Mr. Fang from Tongxing?" Mr. Wang suddenly looked strange at the side, "Is it Fang Zhenxing's miser? I heard two days ago that his business has been transferred to other people, and he seems to be sick."

As soon as these words came out, the room was silent.

Uncle He felt goosebumps all over his body, but he shivered in broad daylight.

Although it is said that no one is rich without windfalls, but to spend windfalls, one has to take risks, come in vertically, and go out horizontally, which is actually a metaphor for death.Who knows if the windfall of wealth will turn into the wind of death.

Xie Lingya had heard something like this from his uncle before. It was said that in the 80s, a farmer in the countryside picked up five yuan and spent it excitedly, only to turn around and get sick. The gain outweighed the loss.

At that time, Wang Yuji was invited to help. Wang Yuji said that the money was cursed and was thrown on the ground on purpose. Anyone who greedily picked up the flowers, no matter how much money was spent, would be in bad luck.

This is actually a kind of transfer. Maybe the original owner is sick. Through money and curses, it is transferred to the person who picked up the money. This person spends the money, which is like a signal.

This kind of evil curse appeared more often in the countryside decades ago, and it is okay to break the curse, but breaking this kind of evil curse is equivalent to fighting with the person who cast the curse, and you may die if you fail to fight.

Wang Yuji never charged money for this kind of help. According to the custom, the recipients would come to congratulate them on three festivals. Xie Lingya saw some of them when he was young.But as time went by, people gradually stopped coming, and I missed it the most in the first few years after accepting the kindness.Later, with the development of information, fewer and fewer people came to Wang Yuji, a poor Taoist priest, for help.

Aunt He also knew Fang Zhenxing, so she couldn't believe it at this time. Fang Zhenxing couldn't possibly help them. "Then what should we do now? Let's pay back the money?"

Whoever lost the money did not know the curse, so how can they pay back the money.Shi Changxuan said: "The money is mainly spent by Fang Zhenxing. You haven't used up the money, so it's just a bad luck that attracts guest ghosts. Just drive away the guest ghosts and welcome back the house god. In addition, the remaining Leave the money to me to handle."

"That's right, it's not finished." Uncle He couldn't be more convinced, and immediately ran upstairs to find the money.When he came down again, he was holding a wad of money in his hand. Xie Lingya knew at a glance that it was about 8000 yuan.

Shi Changxuan glanced at them and remained silent for a while, took out a piece of yellow paper and wrapped it with money.

Seeing that he wrapped the money in yellow paper, Uncle He didn't touch it directly, so he nervously pulled the paper and wiped his hands.Aunt He whispered next to her, "What's the use of wiping now!"

Uncle He laughed dryly, and said respectfully, "Daoist Shi, what should we do now?"

"To chase guests and welcome the host, you need to choose the time according to Cong Chen's method. You write me the horoscope of the host and hostess' birthday." After reading the horoscope, Shi Changxuan calculated that it can be done at ten o'clock tonight.

"Okay, then you can stay and have dinner." Uncle He said, looking at Xie Lingya again, a little unsure whether to keep him or not.It stands to reason that it is only the last step. Is it not good to watch from the sidelines in their line of work?

But Xie Lingya didn't take the initiative to say goodbye, and Shi Changxuan didn't open his mouth, so of course he couldn't.

Xie Lingya wanted to chat with Shi Changxuan, and he always felt that there was something wrong with this matter, but he didn't think of it for a while.

It's a pity that Xie Lingya didn't have the chance to be alone with Shi Changxuan until after dinner, and Uncle He and his wife didn't dare to leave Shi Changxuan's side after the sun went down.Just like what Uncle He said, it was okay to just have nightmares and not know the inside story, but if you know what's going on, you'll be terrified.

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At ten o'clock in the evening, at this time, Mr. Wang had already left regretfully because of something, and He Zun was still there.

From nine o'clock, Shi Changxuan began to prepare the symbols.

Here I want to say that there is a Taoist monk named Huoju in the Taoist school, who can live at home to practice Taoism, and can also eat meat and marry wives.

There are different schools of Taoism, some are good at talismans, some are good at alchemy tripods, Zhengyi is the representative school in the talisman sect, and talisman exorcising ghosts and so on is our school.

"What talisman did Daoist Shi draw, let me help you." Xie Lingya said so, maybe Uncle He thought he wanted to get involved and share the money, but in fact, he wanted to show Shi Changxuan that they have the ability to embrace the sun. .

Shi Changxuan looked at Xie Lingya for a while, and actually handed over the pen to Xie Lingya, "Seven yuan town house talisman."

I will.Xie Lingya was overjoyed and readily took the pen.However, he tried the posture and felt that it was not very convenient to draw on the table that Shi Changxuan arranged, so he simply sat on the ground and drew on the coffee table.

In fact, he really wanted to play "Little Leaping Frog", which was more emotional and held back.

Uncle He and his wife are both laymen, so they don't feel wrong at all.

Shi Changxuan's lips moved, but he didn't say anything in the end, looking at Xie Lingya with a little difficulty.

Xie Lingya didn't know how much he needed, and he didn't want to show timidity in front of others, so he drew ten groups in one go, one group of five.

However, Shi Changxuan still didn't call for a stop. He thought to himself, there was no mention in the notes of any kind of religious ceremony in the town house that required so many talismans, and ten sets were not enough, so he simply stopped and said, "I'm going to the toilet, you draw a picture." ?”

Shi Changxuan glanced at him, "No, one set is enough."

Xie Lingya: "..."

Xie Lingya comforted himself in his heart, just to let you see how long-lasting our view of embracing the sun is!

Shi Changxuan took out the magic weapon from his bag and put it on the Taoist robe.

Xie Lingya saw that he couldn't lose. Although he didn't have a Taoist robe, he had a magic weapon, so he opened the box he brought, took out the Three Jewels sword, and waved it casually in front of Shi Changxuan.

Shi Changxuan stood in front of the altar and recited the mantra.

He Zun held the ground and asked beside him: "Mr. Xie, this wooden sword is very old, how do you use it?"

"This is called the Three Treasures Sword," Xie Lingya said. "It is a magic weapon left by the previous master of Baoyang Temple. The Three Treasures are the three strokes of swordsmanship. The first sword is the Sword of Mercy..."

At this time, a gust of wind blew in the room, the incense candles that Shi Chang had lit began to shake, and the lights flickered, the window was dark, and the penetrating chill permeated the entire space.

Such a situation made Uncle He and his wife hug each other tightly, pinching the talisman that Shi Changhang had given them.

Shi Changxuan swept it coldly, sprinkled a handful of rice from the corner of the room to the middle of the living room, and walked to the door while sprinkled.

The guest ghost is invisible, and must use external objects to observe its whereabouts.

Shi Changxuan squeezed the sword formula with one hand, and pressed the other hand on the door, ready to drive the guest ghost out.

If someone in the know sees it, he will be able to tell that his every move is enough for teaching, like a stroll in the courtyard, but if you look carefully, you don't take an extra step, and you don't use any extra effort.

It was also this composure that comforted He Zun to a certain extent.He comforted himself that it was all right, and seeing that Xie Lingya was looking at him very calmly, he fought his teeth and asked, "Keep talking, Ci, Ci Jian, and then? How about it?"

The yellow talisman was blown loudly, and as the lights flickered on and off, something seemed to be approaching in the dark, the wind was blowing, and the rice grains rolled slightly on the ground.

Xie Lingya stared at the rice on the ground, and slowly said: "The sword of kindness is like water, and kindness is the kindness of kindness..."

The rice on the ground in the middle of the living room suddenly jumped, but the direction of falling was not towards the door, but towards the crowd of onlookers unexpectedly.

Surprise attack?Xie Lingya quickly pulled He Zun away.

Before He Zun could get scared, he saw Mr. Xie turn around and chop down viciously with the sword in both hands, cursing, "Damn it, eat my sword of kindness!"

He Zun: "..."

The wooden sword stopped three-thirds of the way on the ground. It was clearly a wooden sword, but it had an unstoppable momentum. It shook the rice grains a few inches away. Miserable, it made everyone chill.

But it was only for a moment, when the whistling sound disappeared, the lights that were originally on and off suddenly brightened, the candles that had been suppressed to a low level suddenly burst up, and the coldness in the room suddenly disappeared!

……

Shi Changxuan looked at Xie Lingya a lot more this time, and put his hand down from the door expressionlessly...

Also one by one ghost, the guest died at home.