Part-Time Taoist Priest

The news of the theft of Yangping Zhidu Gongyin is no secret, it has been on the news, and Huang Jinyang has known it for a long time.Later, Shi Changxuan asked for leave several times because of Pei Xiaoshan's affairs. As Shi Changxuan's classmate, he also knew about it.

Last year, when Huang Jinyang went to Baoyang Temple, Shi Changxuan also said that to close his eye, he had to use the seal of Du Gong.

At that time, everyone felt that Du Gongyin was hidden in the museum, far away from them, so they only used the luck charm to make Huang Jinyang encounter as few as possible.

It's all right now, Xie Lingya has a heart seal, and he can close the yin and yang eyes for Huang Jinyang.

Xie Lingya had been recuperating from his injuries before, so it took a while before Huang Jinyang received the news and ran to Baoyang Temple.

Thinking that the yin and yang eyes that had troubled him for more than 20 years were about to be closed, Huang Jinyang was excited. His left eye was still drooping down habitually, and he stumbled when he walked briskly.

Huang Jinyang looked down, and there was nothing under his feet.

But he quickly understood, opened his left eye slightly, and saw a short and fat thing sitting on the lower left, which scared him back two steps.Good guy, looks too weird.

Since wearing the luck charm, Huang Jinyang's fortune has improved, and he doesn't run into ghosts so much. It's a bit uncomfortable to step on one suddenly.

Huang Jinyang and this strange-looking ghost met each other's eyes, cold sweat dripped down, and immediately started to activate more than 20 years of experience, pretending not to see it.

At this time, the ghost stood up and bowed, "Sorry, I didn't pay attention."

Huang Jinyang: "..."

What just happened, why is this ghost so polite?

Huang Jinyang had never seen such a ghost before, and he forgot to hide that he could see a ghost for a while.

"You can hear me, sir. Let me tell you that the front manhole cover was stolen. The community has recovered it, but it hasn't been covered in time. Be careful when you walk." The ghost reminded very naturally. Huang Jinyang.

"Thank you, thank you...?" Huang Jinyang was at a loss.What the hell is going on, is the underworld engaging in learning from Lei Feng?

Huang Jinyang continued to walk forward, looked back, and saw that the ghost was still sitting on the side of the road, walking around, like patrolling.Speaking of which, if this ghost doesn't harm people, then it's no wonder that the fortune-telling charm is useless, and if you meet it, you will meet it.

Huang Jinyang felt the novelty, and walked into the roadside shopping mall while thinking. He was going to buy some gifts for Xie Lingya.Because he is Shi Changxuan's classmate, Xie Lingya confiscated his salary, but he can't come empty-handed either.

Usually, Huang Jinyang doesn't go here very often, and this is the first time he has entered this new shopping mall that has only opened for a few months. He stood in front of the map and said to himself: "Which floor is the wine on..."

"Don't buy wine." A voice came.

Huang Jinyang turned his head and saw that there was no one around him.

The voice sounded again, "Are you going to find Mr. Xie, right? Don't give away the wine, Mr. Xie will be fierce if he drinks too much. It would be more beneficial to send some dried seafood."

Huang Jinyang: "..."

Huang Jinyang quickly opened his left eye, and when he saw it, there was a ghost standing beside him, talking with his hands behind his back, "You know Xie Lingya? The one at the door just now... that one, won't be with you, right?"

The two felt very similar to him, and he subconsciously felt that they were the same group.

"Yes. We all live in the surrounding area under the care of Mr. Xie, and we usually help maintain public security." Ding Aima introduced himself.

Huang Jinyang didn't know there was such a thing, so he was speechless at the time.

Ding Aima: "Go to the basement floor to buy dried seafood. By the way, the toilet ghost told you that the manhole cover in front fell off, right?"

Huang Jinyang replied subconsciously: "I said it."

Ding Aima floated away in peace.

Huang Jinyang thought about it, and really went to buy dried seafood, and walked to Baoyang Temple with it.He felt that if all the ghosts he met were like this, it would be fine if the yin and yang eyes were not closed.Not only is it not intimidating, but it is also so enthusiastic and helpful...

Huang Jinyang's left eye was open, because the two ghosts just now made him feel very at ease.Ah, as expected, it is near the Taoist temple, even the ghosts are safe.

Walking to the Baoyang Temple, I saw a shadowless body illuminated by the street lamp, a full two meters high, looking into the courtyard wall of the Baoyang Temple——

Huang Jinyang's eyes hurt, and he felt a cool breath blowing towards his face, and his eyes hurt just by looking at it.

At this time, a wooden token was smashed out of the yard, and hit the huge monster's forehead, then Xie Lingya poked his head out from the gate, and said angrily: "Damn it, Lingguan Temple dares to poke its head, you are dead or not!"

As soon as Xie Lingya looked up and saw Huang Jinyang standing behind with his eyes covered, his tone changed immediately, "Student Huang is here, come in."

Huang Jinyang burst into tears and stood still, not daring to move, Xie Lingya went out to give him a hand.

When Huang Jinyang entered the door, the behemoth next to him just lowered his head, and his blood-red eyes met him. Immediately, Huang Jinyang felt as if he was in a sea of ​​​​blood hell, his whole body was stiff, and he was almost pushed in by Xie Lingya.

Fortunately, as soon as I entered the door, that feeling dissipated immediately. It was like two worlds inside and outside the door.

Huang Jinyang felt as if he had saved his life. He sat down on the chair in the yard, greeted Shi Changxuan beside him, and murmured: "...Sure enough, we still have to shut it down."

Next to the Taoist temple, it seems that it is not as safe as he thought. Although he didn't make a move, he almost went blind after taking a look...

After Xie Lingya pushed Huang Jinyang in, he continued to drive away the ghost king at the door, and had to be careful of passers-by.

"I want my ear to tell God to dig in the mountains by himself, so he always comes to see us." Xie Lingya completely lost the feeling of chills that he felt when he first saw the ghost king, and felt that this ghost was so thick-skinned.

The most hateful thing is that ordinary spells can't drive him away, and it takes Xie Lingya a lot of effort to drive him away.

The ghost king was still not happy, "It's unreasonable, this king is passing by, I want to get acquainted with you, come to ask for a glass of wine, you are so rude! Forget it, why should this king put a hot face on a cold ass!"

Xie Lingya: "..."

Xie Lingya: "...Hot face?"

Ghost King: "..."

The ghost king walked away, "I don't care about you!"

Xie Lingya stood on the spot and watched the ghost king disappear, and then closed the door again. At this point, Baoyang Temple is closed and no one is accepted.I thought in my heart that I am also a ghost king anyway, so why talk nonsense.

He and the Sifang Ghost King had already lifted the conscript and sent them away.It's only been less than a week, what are you doing, can you pass by Fuyang again?Are you embarrassed to lose your temper? ?

……

Xie Lingya first gave Huang Jinyang a hot compress on his eyes, and then accepted the dry goods he bought, "Thank you, my god, how did you know that we were still discussing and wanted to eat seafood."

Huang Jinyang said weakly: "When I walked to the mall, there was a ghost reminding me..."

Xie Lingya: "..."

Xie Lingya was immediately embarrassed, "I really didn't let him hint at you!"

This sounds so like him asking for a gift.

"I didn't think so. I thought it was pretty good. I wanted to give wine at first, and he was right. Giving wine is not as good as giving food." Huang Jinyang also quickly explained.

Xie Lingya took out the talisman paper and cinnabar, drew a set of talismans according to Shi Changxuan's instructions, and then sealed it with a heart seal.

Normally, Xie Lingya wouldn't feel tired when drawing talismans, but if he was thinking about Du Gongyin, he would feel that way, and it would take too much effort.The last time he invited the patriarch consecutively and saved the seal of merit, he was paralyzed for a month.

Xie Lingya was a little tired after painting this time, he was recovering after all.

However, Shi Changxuan can do the next steps. He used talisman paper to close Huang Jinyang's naturally opened dark eyes.

I asked Huang Jinyang to come over at night, just to test whether the talisman paper worked on the spot. After casting the spell on him, I called Qin Limin to have a look. Sure enough, Huang Jinyang could no longer see the genitals.

The big stone in his heart for more than 20 years finally fell to the ground. Huang Jinyang tried his best to open his left eye and realized a completely "clean" world. People misunderstood that the left eye was blind!

It was not too early at this time, after Huang Jinyang thanked them, he bid farewell to the two and left Baoyang Temple.

Xie Lingya turned around and didn't stand still. Fortunately, Shi Changxuan supported him, but he didn't let go, and helped him walk to the backyard.

Xie Lingya joked: "Although I have always been the supreme leader of our Taoist temple, only when I was recovering from my injuries did the believers understand my position—everywhere I go, there are people helping me, so I am very stylish."

Shi Changxuan shook his head helplessly, with a smile in his eyes.

Because of another injury, Shi Changxuan and Xie Lingya slept together again. Now that Shi Changxuan has not moved back, Xie Lingya also feels a little used to it.

It is said that it takes 28 days to develop a habit. He was injured twice, and he and Shi Changxuan lived together for two months. Not to mention the formation, this has been consolidated.

Coupled with the tacit understanding cultivated by the two of them fighting side by side several times, not to mention small things like serving water, Xie Lingya doesn't find it strange to wake up in the middle of the night to find the two of them sleeping together, and the embarrassment at first is gone.

As for the others, they have learned to turn a blind eye since the last time. They just discussed it behind their backs. Daoist Shi is really a blessing in return. If people who don't know the situation see it, will they feel that he has been bewitched...

Not only Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan share a room in Baoyang Temple, Hai Guanchao, Fang Zhe, Zhang Daoting, and Xiaoliang don't all share the same room.Xie Lingya didn't say anything, Shi Changxuan didn't mention it, they just lived like this.

Shi Changxuan helped Xie Lingya back to the room, and after the two of them washed up, Xie Lingya lay down on the bed and took pictures of Liu Lingtong.

In the past month, the green shoots on Liu Lingtong's head haven't changed at all, they haven't grown up or withered, they are always so fresh and tender, and they are quite flexible, they won't break when touched, which saves Xie Lingya from being too careful.

The weather was still a bit cold at this time, Shi Changxuan saw Xie Lingya laying on his quilt, and pulled it out to cover his socks-less legs.

At this time, crying suddenly broke out in the ear, and Shang Lushen started howling again inexplicably, and it was not the usual excited howling before going to bed, but crying, "I don't, I don't, I don't—"

Shi Changxuan pulled it away expressionlessly, and looked down.

I saw Xie Lingya concentrate on finding an angle to take a photo of Liu Lingtong's headshot, and then set it as a WeChat profile picture.

Shi Changxuan: "..."

Shang Lushen: "&%￥%*#@￥#%*￥#@￥%!"

It was in confusion again, Shi Changxuan couldn't even hear what it was saying, only shouting bursts, and it seemed that it couldn't stop.

Xie Lingya showed it to Shi Changxuan after setting it up, "How is it?"

Shang Lushen faced the impact, paused for a moment and then howled more vigorously. Shi Changxuan thought that if it could move, it would be rolling and kicking on the ground by now.

Shi Changxuan frowned slightly, and then said, "Change to another one."

Xie Lingya didn't understand: "Huh?"

I don't know whether it is the subtle influence of God Shang Lu, or the reason for the change of his mood, Shi Changxuan now has about [-]% understanding of God Shang Lu's behavior, so he said something for it, "Add it .”

Seeing Shi Changxuan handing Shang Lushen over, Xie Lingya suddenly said, "Hahaha, yes."

Shang Lushen shouted: "I can do it alone! I am alone! No! No!"

But Shi Changxuan could no longer hear it, and it was handed over to Xie Lingya.

Xie Lingya put Shang Lushen and Liu Lingtong together, took another photo, and set it as the profile picture again.

"I heard that you want to expand?" Shi Changxuan asked.

"Hey, people from the Daoist Association told you?" Xie Lingya said, "Actually, it's not about expansion. I don't have much money left, so I want to build a complex building with several floors for accommodation, lectures, and entertainment. A place to wait for things. You know the building of a house in this urban area and the procedures involved. It is quite troublesome. If you have money, it’s okay. If you don’t have much money, please ask the seniors of the Daoist Association for help.”

Xie Lingya's current relationship with the Daoist Association, to use an inappropriate word to describe it, is like sweetness, he said happily, "Daoist Zhao agreed, and told me that a sum of 200 million yuan was allocated to our Taoist temple. So I plan to add another small side hall dedicated to Sazu.

How could Shi Changxuan not know that the 200 million was actually donated by him, last time he found Pei Xiaoshan's bonus, he gave it to the Taoist Association, plus this time, let the Taoist Association donate it in any name this time Hold the view of the sun.

So, he just nodded silently.

"That... Shi Changxuan," Baoyang Temple's development momentum is very good, Xie Lingya felt that it was time, and said, "You also know that my uncle didn't pass it on before his death, but he has always hoped that Baoyang Temple's magic can Carry forward. You are a family lineage, but would you like to worship another master?"

Shi Changxuan was startled, "Will you be my husband?"

In this way, wouldn't the seniority of the two be messed up, and there is also an ethical relationship between teachers and students.

"How could it be me?" Xie Lingya didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I mean, if you ask my uncle to be your teacher, I can teach him the Dharma, or he can teach the Dharma himself."

Uncle is already the City God, so he can teach the Dharma by himself.

Shi Changxuan said almost without thinking: "Yes."

He has long had admiration for Wang Yuji, and because he is a Huoju Taoist priest who teaches Taoism at home, it doesn't matter if he asks others to be his teacher, he can make his own decisions.Furthermore, considering his relationship with Xie Lingya, it is nothing to worship Wang Yuji as Mr.

Xie Lingya was overjoyed when he saw that it was all going to happen, he almost jumped out of bed, "That's great, I will pay homage to my uncle tomorrow, and let you recognize my husband."

He wrapped up the quilt, turned his head to look at Shi Changxuan uncontrollably, his eyes were smiling like crescent moons.

Shi Changxuan lay down, saw Xie Lingya's smile, and unexpectedly smiled faintly.

On the second day, Shi Changxuan called his family to talk about it, and they had no objection.Shi Changxuan's elders now have a high degree of affection for Xie Lingya, and after knowing Uncle Xie Lingya's deeds, they have nothing to say.

——When they know Wang Yuji's current identity, they don't know how to have fun,

Shi Changxuan bowed in front of Wang Yuji's memorial tablet, recognizing him as Mr.Because it is not a master-student inheritance, there is no need to be so serious. It was only at this time that Shi Changxuan knew that Wang Yuji was the newly appointed Provincial City God.

"My uncle didn't let me say it before... for fear of bad influence, so I can tell you now." Xie Lingya smiled at Shi Changxuan, "Are you surprised or surprised? You have worshiped the city god as your husband."

Shi Changxuan was dumbfounded, he couldn't help laughing, and finally said: "...It's quite ancient."

It is not uncommon to worship the deceased as a teacher, usually it is Daila who is a member of the teacher's school, and Xie Lingya's nephew and de facto successor Daila is the same.But if one worships the City God as a teacher, there will be some flavor of ancient legends, which is unheard of today.

"Chang Xuan, you're laughing more and more." Xie Lingya couldn't help but said something, and when the phone rang, he went to answer it.

Only then did Shi Changxuan seem to notice something, and he felt a little unnatural, Xie Lingya had already walked away, so he just glanced at him and remained silent.

After making the call, Xie Lingya came back and said, "Another piece of good news, the golden body of the Patriarch has been finished, Mr. Gao has arranged the logistics, and it will be delivered tomorrow."

To change the golden body, one has to look at the date in advance, do divination, pretend to be dirty, and then consecrate the new statue so that the new statue can be induced.

The patriarch has been waiting for so long, and finally he is going to change into a gold outfit!

……

Xie Lingya was going through the procedures of building the building while preparing for the consecration ceremony.He planned to buy a few nearby shops and expand the area horizontally to build a complex.

This time the Consecration Ceremony can be opened to believers, and it will be presided over by Zhang Daoting.

But the divination before the Dharma conference was done by Xie Lingya.

This divination is to ask the patriarch for advice on how to deal with the old statue.

If the statues of gods invited by ordinary people are not used, and they don't know what to do with them, they are usually sent back to Taoist temples.There is a place in Taoist temples to place statues of gods, which can be reconnected with other believers or disposed of in other ways.

And the big statues enshrined in the Taoist temple itself are unlikely to be attached to the believers after they are replaced. No one can put a statue of a few meters high.To deal with this, you must first pray and ask the opinions of the gods.

A statue of a god is like the clothes of the gods. Of course, you should ask the owner for his own opinion on how to deal with the old clothes.

If the gods don't want to throw it away, and still have feelings for the clothes, they can find a special room to put them in. If they don't want to keep them, they can choose a way to deal with them, such as sinking into the bottom of the river or melting them.

——The point is, no matter how you deal with it, report it first and get the approval of the gods, so that even if you smash it into pieces, it is not disrespectful to the gods.

Last time, the old god statue of Patriarch returned to heaven and earth.

This time, Xie Lingya consulted Wang Lingguan for his opinion as usual, but the meaning of the patriarch was that it should not be thrown or melted, and should be stored in a room.

In order to be safe, Xie Lingya did the divination three times with the same result.

"What should we do? If we stay here, we won't have any room." Zhang Daoting said.He also thought that with the personality of the patriarch, the old clothes would probably be discarded.For other Taoist temples, they have their own rooms, but their Taoist temples are too crowded, and the plan to add buildings has just begun, and they are still running through the formalities.

"Why is there no room, let's put it in Shi Changxuan's room." Xie Lingya said naturally, "Anyway, he doesn't sleep now, so the bed is moved to my place. Speaking of it, I think a bed is not big enough."

Everyone: "..."

I always feel that something is wrong, but I can't tell...

Xie Lingya touched his cheek, "But what does the Patriarch mean, I still have to keep it."

Hai Guanchao said coldly: "Maybe we can get married and go out."

"Who is it for?" Xie Lingya was speechless. The Taoist statues must be made by himself. Ordinary people invite the God of Wealth to invite Guan Gong to their homes. I have never heard of inviting Wang Lingguan to their homes.Just want to invite, invite such a big face?

In any case, the idol moved to Shi Changxuan's original room, and he took everything to Xie Lingya's room as a matter of course, and the two became roommates.

……

On the day of the consecration ceremony, although it was a working day, a group of believers came to participate.

Among them are Xie Lingya's senior Cheng Jie and his wife. Since the one-legged five-link incident, they will also go to the Baoyang Temple to pay their respects every year and festival. They just happened to be on their annual leave, and they came to the temple after receiving a text message from the group. .

Because there were too many people, Cheng Jie didn't see where Xie Lingya was for a long time, until he came back from going to the bathroom, and bumped into Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan standing together, squeezed over to say hello.

The three of them all knew each other. Cheng Jie chatted with Xie Lingya for a while, and also mentioned that Xie Lingya was going to graduate school, "Hey, I heard that one of your candidates in this year vomited blood?"

Xie Lingya was powerless to defend himself: "... Has it spread among the alumni?"

Cheng Jie said happily: "Not only that, my wife already knows, she graduated from Fuyang University."

Shi Changxuan said at this time: "I met He Zun just now, and he seems to know about it."

Xie Lingya: "..."

Cheng Jie didn't know that the legendary candidate who vomited blood was Xie Lingya. He saw that Zhang Daoting had started to chant scriptures, so he jumped back.

Cheng Jie's wife, Fan Fang, also saw them from a distance, and waved her hand to Xie Lingya to say hello, and when Cheng Jie came back, she asked, "What do you mean... What is the relationship between Xie Lingya and Daoist Shi? "

"What's the difference, fellow daoist?" Cheng Jie was puzzled.

Fan Fang took a deep look at him, "Do you still remember Xie Lingya's new WeChat avatar?"

Cheng Jie: "Remember, you still told me you were cute."

"It's cute. At that time, I didn't know that the pair of puppets belonged to him. No, it should be said that they belonged to him and Shi Changxuan." Fan Fang looked in Xie Lingya's direction again, feeling helpless for her husband's carelessness. .

Cheng Jie also looked over, that's right, Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan each had a small wooden figure hanging on their shoulders, almost identical, that is, Xie Lingya's wooden figure had a green bud on its head, which was very cute and tender, I don't know if it was Not simulated.

All of a sudden, various details came to mind.

Fan Fang said quietly: "On the other hand, it's fine to simply have the same style, why use it as the avatar?"

Cheng Jie shuddered: "……………What the hell? Couple pendants??"

The author has something to say: Shang Lushen: ... I have to say it hundreds of times, we are not the same style! ! !