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[杻阳美图] Theme: I met three foxes in the city...

Content: Forgive me for doing a headline party. I went to shoot Zhang Daozhang with my photographers on weekends and got a group of good pictures.When I walked to the backyard of Baoyang Temple, I accidentally saw this scene [Three foxes lying in a row.jpg]

Daoist Zhang told me that his brother rescued him in the mountains and recuperated in the temple.When we came, the foxes were almost healed, lying in front of the door and listening to the Taoist chanting scriptures in the room, which made us say that the three foxes had all become spirits.

Not only that, because they were injured and wanted to be sent back to be released, they refused to leave. [Ten continuous shooting of the fox.jpg]

1L: ? ?Instead of talking about taking pictures of Baoyang Temple, did you just say that you went to take pictures of Daoist Zhang?

2L: Hahahahahahahahahahaha 1L has grasped the key point well, I am dying of laughter.But this group of pictures is really well taken, and this fox knows how to listen to scriptures.

3L: Nice picture, a wild fox?The last few photos are too funny, the fox has scratched the ground, why is it so exaggerated, it doesn't want to leave, they get along really well.

4L: It's so cute!And is the one holding the fox in the back the legendary Daoist Zhang?Why aren't you wearing a Taoist robe?

LZ: No, it’s Daoist Zhang’s brother, the one who saved the fox, I don’t know why I didn’t wear it.Put a few more pictures, the fox will hide after seeing us.There are also some fragmentary tidbits about Daoist Zhang and his two senior brothers carrying the fox out.

6L: I'll go—is Master Zhang Daochang's criteria for accepting apprentices to be good-looking?

7L: If I were a fox, I wouldn't leave either...

8L:?I came in to see the pictures of beauties, why is it a real fox

9L: Not a headline party at all!Really refined!Sir, can you upload it?

10L: I will also post a few pictures, from different angles from the original poster. I was so excited to take pictures that day.

……

The fox was hugged, its paws scratched the ground, and it was lying in front of the door to listen to scriptures... These pictures are exaggerated to the point of being staged, but how could such a picture be possible.

If it is to resist people hugging themselves, the foxes should scratch them, but they are obviously picky and refuse to get up, and some hide in the house.

With the host's narration, everyone has a picture in their minds, as well as the before and after plots.The most rare thing is that this turned out to be a rescued wild fox.

While lamenting the humanization of foxes, ridiculing them for wanting to listen to chanting and practicing, etc., netizens subconsciously feel that the environment and people of this Taoist temple should be very good if they can make wild foxes unwilling to leave.

This group of pictures was reposted with a brief description, first in the local circle of Fuyang, Baoyang Temple has become famous in the past six months, and even Zhang Daoting has become an iconic model.

Because the picture story is too strong, it was quickly transferred to a larger platform. The combination of foxes, Taoist temples, and Taoist priests (there are two very handsome ones in it) makes people think a lot in an instant.

Baoyang Temple is not well-known outside of Fuyang City, but this group of pictures became popular, and some online media reposted them. Netizens also posted pictures, and added the words on the head of the fox: Daoist, I want to cultivate immortals——

Some people also appealed to the Taoist priest to allow the fox to "practice" frequently in the future. This kind of person does not understand the concept of holding yang.The locals know that the address of Baoyang Temple is in a prosperous area. Netizens who don’t know it just read the story and simple explanation and think that Baoyang Temple is actually in the mountains.

Indeed, judging from the pictures, the main hall behind is also an ancient building, and the ancient temples and wild foxes always remind people of the deep mountains.

Later, Baoyang Temple became bigger and stronger, and when foreigners came to visit it, they often asked questions: Why is Baoyang Temple located in the urban area? ?

No sound can be heard in the picture. Who would have thought that such a quiet and simple Taoist temple in the picture can actually hear the music of square dances and the horns of boutiques all year round...

……

All in all, because the environment of Baoyang Temple is "recognized" by wild animals, its reputation has become better.In the past, no one thought that Baoyang Temple was used for marketing, but now, who can market this kind of photos?

There are more citizens who are interested in taking a look, and it is overcrowded on weekends, offering incense, drinking tea, and sightseeing.

Even with it, more people came to fetch water.

During the previous drought, Baoyang Temple was open to dig well water. After the drought passed, a group of tea drinkers would still work tirelessly to fetch water.

Since the fox is unwilling to leave, people have automatically contacted all aspects of Baoyang Temple. They somehow feel that the water quality of the well must be good, otherwise the fox can live and refuse to leave. Maybe they really want to cultivate immortals?

So the number of people fetching water suddenly increased.

Although the water from this well is continuous, on the one hand, Guanli also needs to use it to sell tea, which is somewhat affected; on the other hand, the place is small, and water is fetched from morning to night every day. It's only been a while, and now it looks a bit messy.

Xie Lingya thought for a while, and came up with a rule, only open for two hours every morning to fetch water freely.

As for Xie Lingya, because that group of photos became popular on the Internet, even though the main protagonists were the Fox family, he and Shi Changxuan who showed their faces also received a lot of attention.

Some people thought that Xie Lingya was also a lay Taoist priest, and wondered why being a Taoist priest should be good-looking now.Not to mention the locals. In the past, only a few people knew that there would be a handsome guy in Baoyang Temple from time to time, but now everyone knows it.

Some people asked Zhang Daochang where his senior brothers were, and took pictures of Zhang Daochang every day, wanting to change his taste and shoot his two senior brothers.

Hai Guanchao joked: "It's ok, now there are three Internet celebrities in the Taoist Temple."

Xie Lingya didn't go out for the past few days, so he said helplessly, "Just wait for the heat to pass in a few days." There are no flowers, and there are no continuous events, so everyone will not pay attention.

Hai Guanchao: "Hey, then we also have three past Internet celebrities."

Xie Lingya: "..."

Xie Lingya: "Don't say that, Dao Ting will be popular every day if he shows up in public."

Zhang Daoting: "..."

Hai Guanchao burst out laughing, especially seeing Zhang Daoting's loveless expression.

Liu Bohe said quietly beside him: "Then I also appeared on the screen, why don't you say that you didn't want to take pictures of me... In fact, it's fine if I don't take pictures, and I don't want to be popular, but why do some news say that the fox is listening to a An 'old priest' chanting scriptures?"

After hearing this, everyone looked at me and looked at you, and burst out laughing, "Hahahahahaha!"

Really, they all ignored it, Liu Bohe was still inside.Moreover, Liu Bohe is not yet forty this year, and the original post did not say that he is an old Taoist leader, but some Internet media reposted him and called him an "old Taoist leader", as if the person who recited the scriptures is more immortal.

Because of this incident, some local media wanted to take advantage of the attention to interview, but Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan did not leave the country. After discussing with the reporter, the focus of the interview was on the Taoist temple itself.

So there was also a report about a small Taoist temple in the city that made the wild fox linger, and many citizens came to fetch water to quote it, and the response was quite good.

Baoyang Temple can be said to be thriving. When Xie Lingya was almost doing well, he heard from the Taoist Association that the hunting alliance organized by the mages of the Provincial Taoist Association finally caught up with Pei Xiaoshan in a certain city a few days ago.

But in the past few days, Pei Xiaoshan, who was on the run, used the Dugong Seal and the Three-Five Slashing Evil Sword to add some yin powers.After the two sides fought, Pei Xiaoshan escaped again.But this time it was not without success, Pei Xiaoshan dropped the female sword of the Three-Five Slashing Evil Sword, and part of the ghosts were also saved by the mages.

Because Xie Lingya provided reliable clues, he contacted the people from the Provincial Road Association, and later applied to arrest Pei Xiaoshan together. When the people from the Provincial Road Association told the news, they also thanked Xie Lingya by the way.

——Pei Xiaoshan is too cloudy, they almost couldn't even catch the female sword this time.

The location of Pei Xiaoshan can be found because the mages in the alliance showed their special abilities, using methods such as astrology, divination, and asking gods, and it was Xie Lingya who reminded them before: "Last time I took Pei Xiaoshan I picked up his clothes, and when you go to find him, discuss with the police and bring some police dogs..."

So Pei Xiaoshan was bitten by a dog, and that's why he dropped the female sword.

Xie Lingya hurriedly said: "Then please ask the police to pay attention to the hospital, maybe he will get a rabies vaccine."

People from the Daoist Association even said that it was like this, so pay attention.

"That's good." Xie Lingya didn't have to go and catch Pei Xiaoshan by himself, it would be best if he could be caught as soon as possible.

……

In the blink of an eye, it was early February, and Xie Lingya's postgraduate entrance examination results came out, and he passed the test, and the score was quite high.

This is the second time for Xie Lingya to take the exam. He is very happy, and Father Xie also called to ask questions.

Father Xie's leg was still not fully healed, Xie Lingya didn't go back to see him after he was injured, he only said that he had to concentrate on his revision, Father Xie felt reliable after listening to him, this was a plan with a well-thought-out plan, and he was directly preparing for the re-examination.

Now seeing that the result has passed, Father Xie is also happy and told Xie Lingya to continue preparing for the re-examination.

Because Xie's father was inconvenient, and Song Jing was also pregnant and had to undergo a prenatal checkup in the past few days, Xie Lingya did not go back, but went out to celebrate with the partners of Baoyang Temple.

Although the re-examination has not yet been taken, but the initial test results are good, Xie Lingya has been nervous for a year, so he took the opportunity to relax.

Because the Taoist temple is open until after dinner, it must be at night to gather everyone.After closing the door at eight or nine o'clock, I went out for supper.

"Mr. Xie has worked hard. While reviewing, I opened the Taoist temple. I heard that earlier, I was sitting outside selling melon seeds, listening to others chatting and reading by myself." Hai Guanchao poured Xie Lingya a glass of wine, "Yes, it is you Uncle's nephew."

"I also want to thank everyone for their support, especially for taking care of me these days." Xie Lingya toasted everyone, and exchanged glasses during the dinner. He even had a few drinks with Shi Changxuan.

Shi Changxuan also blushed a little after drinking, but he only drank these two glasses, and no one dared to pour him alcohol except Xie Lingya.Originally, today's protagonist was also Xie Lingya, his eyes were clouded after eating and drinking.

When Xie Lingya drank too much, he yelled to give Shang Lushen and Liu Lingtong two drinks. Since they came out to celebrate, they all had to drink.

Zhang Daoting clicked his tongue: "They are still children!"

Xie Lingya thought for a while, "Then just have a drink."

Everyone: "..."

Why did Zhang Daoting faint after just one drink, and the two of them were talking nonsense here.Children don’t drink alcohol because they are in the developmental stage, but the Ear Gods are no longer human beings. Most people make offerings to the Ear Gods, and they also place wine on New Years and festivals. The Ear Gods drink as much as they like, depending on their preferences.

Xie Lingya mixed the wine into the fruit juice, set two glasses, and chanted a mantra to sacrifice to Liu Lingtong and Shang Lushen.

The two ears tasted it curiously, and then drank it like sweet water.After drinking, the God of Phytophthora began to cry, "Since Phytophthora was born, why did Liumu—"

Shi Changxuan: "..."

Liu Lingtong began to scold Pei Xiaoshan.

Xie Lingya could only hear Liu Lingtong's voice, and followed him to scold Pei Xiaoshan until the dinner was over.

"Let's go, let's go, and we can still catch the last subway." Xie Lingya's cheeks and ears were flushed, and he stuttered a bit when speaking, but fortunately he was still able to walk.

There was no one on the subway at this point, everyone sat down, and Xie Lingya fell asleep leaning on the back of the chair.

Sitting next to him, Shi Changxuan heard Shang Lushen say in his ear: "Xie Lingya fell asleep, good chance—"

He looked at other people, or closed his eyes to meditate, or looked at his mobile phone, but no one paid attention to him, he hesitated.

Shang Lushen: "...let me kiss him!"

Shi Changxuan: "..."

Shang Lushen was still talking drunk, but Xie Lingya tilted his head and leaned on Shi Changxuan's shoulder.

Shi Changxuan hesitated for a while, but still hugged Xie Lingya's shoulder, making it easier for him to lean on.

……

Xiaoliang and Zhang Daoting were also taking a nap next to each other, but they both took a nap, and no one supported each other, their heads tilted instantly.Rubbing his eyes a little, he pushed Zhang Daoting away, and Zhang Daoting leaned to the other side.

The subway shuttled in the dark, with advertising lights flashing from time to time, and there were no other passengers in the carriage except for a few of them.

Xiaoliang stared boredly at the billboard outside the opposite car window. Sitting opposite him were Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan. Daoist is so kind to Teacher Xie——

At this time, something seemed to flash past the car window, as if there was a human figure on a billboard.

Xiaoliang was startled, and flicked the whole person, thinking that this should be something in the advertising light board, right?How could there be people underground?

He didn't drink a small amount of alcohol, but he suspected that he was sleepy. Seeing that other people didn't seem to notice, when he was in doubt, he looked up and saw the outside of the car window, and suddenly a pale hand patted the outside of the car window. !

Immediately afterwards, the palm of the hand was vigorous, and the arms, head, and body were all exposed, and an inhuman thing was stuck out of the car window, with a bulging belly, blood stains on the clothes, and a strange light in the eyes. When the mouth grinned, the tongue stuck out. Came out and licked a circle on the car window.

Xiaoliang felt chills all over his body, and squeezed Zhang Daoting's hand, "That—that—"

He was so nervous that he couldn't speak. He had been with the magic stick for so long, but this was the first time he saw a ghost.What worried him the most was that the thing and Mr. Xie were just separated by a glass, right behind him!

Zhang Daoting was woken up by Xiaoliang, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the ghost with a big mouth, and he broke out in a cold sweat: "Damn it!"

The ghost grinned at them again, and clapped its palms on the glass "bang, bang".

At this time, a notification sounded in the subway: "The station ahead, Qingquan intersection..."

The ghost seemed to understand it, and looked at the subway door with evil eyes, as if saying: I will come in later——

Zhang Daoting and Xiaoyou's hairs stood on end.

Xiaoliang's whole body went limp, his heart beat wildly uncontrollably, his mouth was dry and he couldn't speak, he closed his eyes and rushed to grab Xie Lingya's hand, the ghost was right behind Teacher Xie.

But as soon as Xiaoliang passed by, Shi Changxuan grabbed him, lifted him up and put it aside, and then looked behind him.He heard Zhang Daoting yelling just now, and seeing the frightened expression on his face, he knew something was wrong.

But when Shi Changxuan looked back, the window was empty.

At this time, other people also noticed the movement, opened their eyes or looked up, "What are you doing?"

Zhang Daoting's face was as white as paper, staring at the door and said: "Just now, there was a ghost, it was stuck on the window, and now it is going to the door..."

After hearing this, Xiao Liang's teeth chattered, and he stretched out his hand to push Xie Lingya, but Xie Lingya was soundly asleep and didn't wake up.

What, ghosts?

The others felt a little chilled when they heard it, and stood up subconsciously, looking at where Zhang Daoting said.Someone even looked at the car window. Although there was nothing there, I don't know if it was an illusion. There was a palm print in the corner...

Shi Changxuan stopped a small amount of pushing to thank Lingya, and asked, "Did you all bring amulets?"

One sentence calmed down the atmosphere of the scene a little.Everyone has the amulets of the ancestors drawn by Xie Lingya himself, and what kind of people are they, either Taoist priests or Taoist masters, Lu Banshu successors and so on.

Just now when they suddenly heard that there was a ghost outside, everyone was indeed startled, it was subconscious, but at this moment they quickly calmed down, yes, it seemed that there was nothing to be afraid of.Usually, I always heard Mr. Xie say that when you see a ghost, you can’t feel guilty, and it’s over if you feel empty. It is said that ghosts are also afraid of evil people.

When the subway arrived at the station, the door opened, and a ghost with a big mouth and belly crawled in from the outside, the human fear was no longer felt.Just now, two of them were so frightened that they almost peed their pants. The yang energy seemed to be getting weaker and weaker, which made him very proud.

But at this moment, Zhang Daoting even breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Xiaoliang: "I just remembered, ghosts have to do errands at the end of the year, and the accounts are being calculated everywhere, and ghosts are running around. It's better not to take the subway when it's too late. It's already very gloomy..."

Everyone also saw this ghost clearly, with thin arms but a big belly, its tongue fell out, and a strange laugh came out of its mouth.There used to be an air conditioner in the subway, but at this moment, the temperature dropped suddenly because the door was opened or because of a ghost, which made people get goosebumps all over their bodies.

But with a smile and a smile, the ghost couldn't laugh anymore, because the human beings in front of them all looked indifferent.

...No, they can clearly see themselves!

Fang Zhe said politely, "Daoist Shi, please?"

Shi Changxuan still held Xie Lingya in his arms, and said very politely: "Mr. Fang should come."

A successor of the Luban Book and an orthodox Taoist are humbled here.

The ghost looked left and right, not quite understanding what was going on.Today, because I came out to eat, in order not to attract attention, the Taoist priests who lived in the temple did not wear Taoist robes.

Hai Guanchao said: "Whoever comes, please be quiet, it's not good to wake up Mr. Xie later, it's Chinese New Year."

It was bad enough for this ghost to meet them, but if Xie Lingya made a move, it would be even worse!During the Chinese New Year, watch the sea tide and never let it go!

Ghost: "..."

This big belly is very angry, what do you think of him?

He scratched his belly with his nails, and the intestines slid out, bloody all over the ground, he picked up the intestines and held them in his hands, actually wanting to use this obsessive posture.

He stuck out his long tongue, licked his nose and cheeks, giggled a few times, and his voice sounded cold and cold as if it was ringing in people's ears.Also, the lights in the car flickered.

Shi Changxuan was awe-inspiring, if Xie Lingya woke up and saw this... He thought of the last time Xie Lingya broke down and claimed to strangle herself with the tongue of a hanged ghost.

Shi Changxuan and Fang Zhe looked at each other and reached a tacit understanding.

Fang Zhe recited a mantra: "I beseech the Haotian Jade Emperor, the sky is not as big as the earth, the earth is not as big as me, and I am not as big as Mount Tai... I have an urgent order from the Supreme Lord!"

After cursing, the big belly ghost rushed forward, lying on the ground, unable to move, howling.

This was suppressed by Fang Zhe's method of dragging a mountain with a thousand catties. Now it is as if there is a mountain pressing down on him. Fang Zhe hasn't practiced enough to lift the weight of Mount Tai, but he can't afford any small mountain. .

Shi Changxuan took out a piece of talisman paper, "Essence essence destroys evil, and there is no way to restrain it!"

The talisman paper floated onto the ghost, and now it couldn't even howl, panting for breath.

……

Xie Lingya heard the movement in his ear, opened his eyes in a daze, only saw Xiaoliang sitting on the ground, and sat up grabbing the back of the chair: "What are you..."

Xiaoliang was actually much better. At first, his legs were weak, and he couldn't stand up after being lifted away by Shi Changxuan. Later, Fang Zhe and Shi Changxuan were dumbfounded.

"It's nothing." Xiaoliang got up and sat back on the seat.

Xie Lingya was confused, turned his head and saw a ghost lying on the ground by the door, with his face pressed against the floor, and his stomach was huge, because his belly was pressed against the floor, his lower body seemed to be pouted, and his intestines were rushing out. one place.

Xie Lingya almost spat out the night snack, "What the hell is this, where is my sword—"

Stab this thing to death quickly to avoid embarrassment.

"Come out to eat, without a sword." Zhang Daoting said, and persuaded again, "It's okay, it's already under the law."

Hai Guanchao also persuaded: "It's a big Chinese New Year."

ghost:"……"

Xie Lingya covered his forehead, and in a daze, felt that there was no sword behind him, and then said: "Okay, then I'll call Zhang San later, and take this guy away."

Shang Lushen said drunkenly, "Xie Lingya is really, really kind."

Shi Changxuan: "..."