Part-Time Taoist Priest

forecourt.Chen Mo brought his younger brother, 17-year-old Chen Zui, to Baoyang Temple.As soon as he entered the door, he saw Xie Lingya helping to sell pastries in the front yard. He quickly pulled Chen Zui who was looking around, "Wait a minute, I'll go say hello to Teacher Xie."

Colleagues in Chen Mo's company agreed that Chen Mo, a well-known barbarian and atheist, had a much better personality after suffering from Baoyang Temple.He used to walk on the street with a vigilant face, wishing he could even find fault with the traffic lights.

In fact, Chen Mo also learned a lot from the pitfalls. A bad mouth can easily cause trouble. In the past, it was enough to provoke people. Why would God cry if he provoked it.

As for Chen Zui himself, he is in his third year of high school, Chen Mofei said he would bring him to burn incense and pray for him, he thought it was a bit funny.But firstly, he is not as fond of bragging as Chen Mo in the past, and secondly, Baoyang Temple is quite famous in their school recently, and many students followed suit and came here for tea.It's just that I can't help but wonder in my heart, I don't know how his brother was brainwashed.

"Mr. Xie, are you busy?" Chen Mo said.During this time, Xie Lingya mainly worked in the backyard, and rarely saw him in the front.

"Chen Mo, didn't you work overtime today?" Xie Lingya also replied, "I'm here to help, we launched the pastry, and I will tell you about its origin. I just finished, you are late."

Chen Mo saw that the pastry had Baoyang Temple written on the front and Yangchun Baixue written on the back, which was in line with the Taoist temperament, "Then I have to try it, is there any more?"

"Wait, I'll get it for you." Xie Lingya was in a good mood, because the sale was good, and there were already many people who came on weekends. I heard that they made pastries, and many people ordered them out of the mentality of trying, especially He tells a good story.A plate is only thirty, and most of them are ordered by a table.

Chen Mo waved at Chen Zui, "Come here."

As Chen Zui walked over, his brother greeted the volunteers skillfully, poured hot water to make tea, and then Xie Lingya also brought Yangchunbai ice cream.

"Is this your brother? He looks very similar to you." Xie Lingya asked.Because Chen Mo came quite often, although he was a bit unhappy at first, Chen Mo was pretty good later on, so Xie Lingya simply sat down and chatted with him.

"Yes, my brother is in his third year of high school, and he will take the college entrance examination next semester." Chen Mo replied, "The test results are not very satisfactory. I will bring him here to honor Emperor Wenchang."

Chen Mo now has a little understanding of Taoist gods. The other side hall of Baoyang Temple is dedicated to Emperor Wenchang. Emperor Wenchang is in charge of fame and wealth, and ancient scholars all worship him.Although Emperor Wenchang is not the main god of Baoyang Temple, Chen Mo is a die-hard devotee of Baoyang Temple, and he would not go to other Wenchang temples to worship, but came here directly.

Chen Mo and Xie Lingya were chatting, Chen Zui felt that Xie Lingya should be some layman or something, he didn't care much, first took a picture of the Die Yangchun White Ice Cream, and sent it to Moments, to prove that he also came to Baoyang Temple to check in, Then eat it.

Although the appearance is ordinary, it looks like an ordinary pastry, but the taste of the entrance is quite good.The sweet taste is different from the greasy way of the sweetened pastry, it is very natural, especially Chen Zui had no appetite at noon and only ate a piece of bread, this pastry is light but quite appetizing.

Chen Zui took a sip of pastry and hot tea, and he was half full, and he still didn't feel greasy.Looking at the table next to it, many of them also ordered pastries, which are suitable for men, women and children.

He didn't know that in addition to its versatile taste, the raw materials of this Yangchun white ice cream include yam and poria cocos. In fact, it is especially good for the elderly and children.

It may not be the type that looks amazing or the first bite, but after eating too much, it will figure out various advantages, and it is very suitable for tea. In fact, this pastry has indeed become the most stable pastry in the future.

Even for those who pursue special features, its handmade, historical origin, and produced by Taoist temples are enough to meet everyone's psychological needs.

For example, even people like Chen Zui can take pictures and check in.

At this time, when Chen Zui opened Moments again, he saw that he had received dozens of likes and comments.

This is rare, Chen Zui opened a new comment and found that most of them were female classmates and friends.

"Isn't this the concept of holding the sun, who is opposite you?"

"Didn't you say that your brother took you out today, and that's your brother?"

"I declare that I am Chen Zui's sister-in-law."

"No, that seems to be the boss of Baoyang Temple? I heard rumors in the world before that going to Baoyang Temple can capture a handsome Taoist priest, but if you are lucky, you can still see this one."

"In the morning, my best friend also said that there are dim sum in Baoyang Temple, how come there is a handsome guy to accompany you to eat dim sum! [I like it so much] Wait for me, I will come too!!"

"I'll be right there [so happy]."

……

Looking at it, Chen Zui was a little confused.What's wrong with these people, it seems like his brother has fallen into some kind of frenzy.

He took the pastries parallel to the table, so he also included the people and buildings on the opposite side. In the photo, Mr. Xie was lazily sitting on the wicker chair, chatting with his brother with his finger on his chin and a smile on his face. But as a straight man, Chen Zui didn't feel very involved in the carnival in the comment area.

But judging from what these people mean, there are still some people who know Mr. Xie to a certain extent, but these people don't know much about him, and it's all rumored in the world.

"Unified reply, this is not my brother, but my brother's friend, what is his name, Mr. Xie, I don't know if it is a volunteer or the boss." Chen Zui replied, and then closed the interface.

After eating the cakes, Xie Lingya took them to Wenchang Hall, "The statue of Emperor Wenchang has just been replaced."

Chen Zui looked around while walking, absent minded, when he came out from the back door of the main hall, he hooked his foot on the high threshold and fell.

"Chen Zui, are you alright?" Chen Mo hurriedly helped his younger brother up, only to see him grinning and scooping up his cropped pants, tearing his knees.

Chen Mo immediately said excitedly: "Mr. Xie, it's bleeding. Well, can you use the bleeding spell?"

Xie Lingya: "..."

He didn't look like he was worried about his brother, but rather wanted to see Xie Lingya's amazing skills again.

Chen Zui was in a panic, hey, he still recited the mantra, I'm afraid his brother is crazy, he agreed to come to offer incense as if it was just for fun, but chanting the mantra is too weird, he immediately said madly: "No, no, no... I don't!"

Chen Mo looked at him disapprovingly.

Xie Lingya glanced at Chen Zui, "Help him to the back, I'll call Brother Hai over."

"Wait, I said I don't want it!" Chen Zui thought it was over, what kind of evil Taoist temple is this, and it's so compelling, he won't be asked to drink incense ash water, talisman water later, right?I'm afraid his brother has been brainwashed!

What is that brother Hai, is it the mind here?Chen Zui immediately imagined a lot of scary plots, looked around in horror, and wanted to ask someone for help.Will anyone believe him, will everyone be brainwashed, or think they are family affairs?He and his brother look alike!

Xie Lingya looked at him inexplicably, "The doctor doesn't want it either, so do you want to save yourself some saliva?"

Chen Zui: "I... huh?"

Chen Zui looked embarrassed, and then realized that he had preconceived ideas, thinking that his brother was brainwashed and Xie Lingya was a magic stick, and they also mentioned some curses and the like.Unexpectedly, "Brother Hai" is a doctor...

"Does your brother have any dissatisfaction with Chinese medicine? But he also uses modern methods for disinfection and bandaging." Xie Lingya asked Chen Mo.He also thought that the child might have misunderstood and still had to chant the mantra, but it's not right, when did Taoism force (emphasis) Amway over?No matter how poor you are, don't do this!

Sometimes in Taoist temples, some patients blindly pray to God, and he will persuade them to go to the clinic behind for treatment.

Chen Mo didn't know either. Looking at Chen Zui's stupid look, he said, "Leave him alone, please trouble Dr. Hai."

Afterwards, Hai Guanchao came over with a medical kit. He saw that the wound was not deep, nor was there any dirt on it. There was no need for tetanus, and the disinfection package was enough.

Chen Zui overdid his head and lowered his head to play with his phone in embarrassment.

There are many more comments in the circle of friends: "What?? Thank you honestly? My heart is broken!"

"How can he call this name, cry, I won't go."

"Broken love, broken love."

"I can't accept his name as Xie Honest, no."

"?" Chen Zui flipped up and realized that he had made a typo before, and replied angrily, "Are you poisonous?? I just beat the teacher to be honest. You are so superficial!"

The comment area fell into a carnival again:

"Ah, love again."

"Pick up the bag I packed, and go drink tea superficially^^"

After Chen Mo brothers offered incense to Emperor Wenchang, they went to pay homage to Wang Lingguan before leaving.Of course, Chen Zui received a lot of condemnation later, because Xie Lingya did not show up in the front yard after they left. People who heard the news and went to Baoyang Temple only saw Daoist Zhang being forced to hold the pastry for a photo, but the pastry was still good .

Xie Lingya wanted to take a nap at first, but he went to wash his face first, and after he woke up, he started to do the questions, and took a nap after finishing the questions.

At about five o'clock, Xie Lingya got up, planning to cook later.

Xie Lingya wandered around the kitchen, took some food, and was about to knock on Shi Changxuan's door, but just as he raised his hand, the door opened, he was taken aback, then smiled and said, "I'll give Shang Lushen a change of food." of it."

As he said, his eyes turned, and he saw that the altar was empty, and Shang Lushen was lying on the edge of Shi Changxuan's pillow. He shouldn't be chanting a mantra at this time, and he said happily, "Did you open your mouth?"

Not knowing if it was his illusion, Shi Changxuan hesitated before nodding.

Xie Lingya: "Wow, what did he say?"

Shi Changxuan: "..."

Xie Lingya: "?"

Xie Lingya was at a loss, no, why didn't he answer this?

"Then can I go in?" Xie Lingya asked again, only to see that Shi Changxuan hesitated for a longer time before letting go.

Shang Lushen was still wrapped in a handkerchief, lying on the pillow like a little doll.Xie Lingya walked towards Shang Lushen step by step, and Shi Changxuan stared closely behind him, feeling extremely cramped in his life.

What will Xie Lingya hear...

Xie Lingya leaned over and put his ear close to Shang Lushen. After a few seconds, he tilted his head and said, "Huh? Why didn't you speak?"

... That chattering Shang Lu God shut up?

Seeing that Shi Changxuan also came to the bed, Xie Lingya picked up Shang Lushen and put it next to Shi Changxuan's ear, and he reached out to pick it up.

As soon as Xie Lingya let go, Shi Changxuan heard Shang Lushen whisper, "Huh—so shy."

Shi Changxuan: "..."

The ear god's voice was very low, Xie Lingya didn't hear anything, and asked with his eyes wide open, "How is it, is there any?"

Shi Chang hung his head: "No."

Xie Lingya was very disappointed: "Does it have its own thoughts and choose when to speak? Then what did it say before?"

Shang Lushen is talking now, and its voice reaches Shi Changxuan's ears: "Xie Lingya wants to cook fish tonight, there is a very fat carp in the vegetable market, turn left at the second stall in the third row..."

Shi Changxuan looked on as if he hadn't heard it, and said slowly: "The aftereffect of being frightened by the thunder is not very clever."

Shang Lushen's voice paused.

Xie Lingya said regretfully: "Ah, so there is no movement, and the content is not effective, so it's useless?" No wonder Shi Changxuan stopped talking.

Shi Changxuan: "...um."

Shang Lushen: "I'm not. I don't. You're talking nonsense."

Xie Lingya: "Is there any way?"

Shi Changxuan let Shang Lushen go, and said calmly: "I'll try to recite the mantra a few more times."

He thought that the broken Shang Lushen probably yelled that it would not change or something, but he couldn't hear it away from his ears, not much louder than the sound of mosquitoes.

Xie Lingya saw it, but smiled and said: "It's not convenient to hold it, wait until I find you a pin."

Before Shi Changxuan could speak, Xie Lingya went out. He not only found a pin, but also took a pair of scissors to cut off the veil on Shang Lushen's body, and then tied it with a pin to make it look like a piece of clothing That's it.

Then pin the God of Shang Lu on Shi Changxuan's collar, just like a decoration, but it doesn't match Shi Changxuan's cold temperament.

Xie Lingya: "Haha, it's quite cute."

Shi Changxuan unnaturally dialed Shang Lushen.

Shang Lushen: "I am cute."

Shi Changxuan: "..."

After dinner in the evening, Shi Changxuan emptied his mind and chanted mantras, ignoring the God Shang Lu who kept talking.He didn't prevaricate Xie Lingya, he felt that reciting more mantras could bring God Shang Lu back to normal.There is something wrong with this Shanglu god, it is broken.

On the side, Zhang Daoting asked Xie Lingya: "Does Master Shi not like to eat fish? The phrase 'Is this grass carp?' asked during dinner was cold and scared me to death."

Xie Lingya: "No, after you went out, he told me which stall to buy carp in the future, but he doesn't like to eat grass carp. Besides, I don't know when he knew so much about the vegetable market."

It is really rare to be enthusiastic about guiding him in these trivial matters.

Zhang Daoting glanced at Shi Changxuan, who was sitting a little far away, and said, "What is that doll, Daoist Shi?"

He endured it for a long time, seeing a small puppet hanging on the shoulders of the aloof Daochang Shi, it was too unfriendly.

Hai Guanchao turned his head and thought of something. Seeing that Shi Changxuan had been chanting a mantra in a low voice, he asked, "The last time you went out, it was because of that thing."

"Yeah," Xie Lingya gave them a little introduction, "Don't talk about it outside, and don't mention it to Daoist Shi, that Shang Lu God doesn't seem very bright, and he might be sad if you mention it."

Zhang Daoting laughed dryly, not quite able to imagine what Daoist Shi looked like when he was sad.

Xie Lingya saw that Chang Shi had been in suspense for 49 times, picked up his teacup to drink water, and got up after thinking about it.

……

Shi Changxuan suddenly felt that the buzzing in his ears stopped, even though he was usually calm, he was relieved. Was it really adjusted? He couldn't help but glanced at the quiet Shang Lushen.

——The next moment, someone suddenly came up from behind, and put his head on his shoulder, with a puppet between his face and his face.

Shi Changxuan could almost feel the man's cool breath, and said with a smile in his ear: "Oh, I thought you were talking, I want to eavesdrop."

Shi Changxuan was a little stiff, Xie Lingya turned his face sideways, the hair of the two seemed to have been brushed, and the distance was so close that with a slight movement, their faces and lips were about to touch.

Too caught off guard, Shi Changxuan couldn't move for a moment.

Xie Lingya still couldn't get up, and said: "It won't be like this forever, either it won't talk, or it can't be sure. Or does it prefer the mountains? Will you send it back?"

Shi Changxuan finally couldn't help thinking seriously, why is he lying on my shoulders, he's getting more and more excessive.

Seeing that Shi Changxuan didn't answer himself, Xie Lingya said, "Well, isn't it good?"

At this time, a thin voice rang in the ears of the two: "Hurry up, the happy pond is planted, and the dream will become the ocean. With bulging eyes and big mouth, you can also sing loudly!"

Shi Changxuan: "???"

Before Shi Changxuan could figure it out, his shoulders suddenly loosened, but it was Xie Lingya who stood up, holding Shang Lushen in his arms and cheering: "It can sing "Little Leaping Frog"! Don't let it go—"

Shi Changxuan: "..."

Shi Changxuan followed the flow of people into the subway, ready to go to class.Shang Lushen was pinned to the strap of his backpack, and he could carry it with him after he opened his mouth, but it was always chattering away from Baoyang Temple.

Shi Changxuan: "...noisy."

He took off Shanglushen and put it in his pocket. When he looked up again, he found that not only could he not hear Shanglushen's voice, but the chattering students around him also stopped talking.

Shi Changxuan turned his head and looked out the window with a cold expression on his face.

During class, Huang Jinyang asked Shi Changxuan: "Did you bring your literature notes? Last time you asked me to lend it."

Shi Changxuan opened the bag and took a look, "...I took it by mistake."

He was reading in the room, and there were several notebooks. He must have accidentally made a mistake, because he was indeed a little absent-minded about the matter of reporting to God with his ears...

"Ah? It's over, I still want to take it back. I took a leave of absence to go back to my hometown to attend the wedding, and I will catch the high-speed train after class at noon." Huang Jinyang looked regretful.

"Let me ask." Shi Changxuan was referring to asking if anyone in Baoyang Temple was free, so he could come and deliver the notes.

He took the bag and went out to make a call, but before he dialed the number, he caught a glimpse of the shoal on the bag, raised it and said, "Why didn't you remind me?"

Seeking good luck and avoiding bad luck is the most basic function of the Ear God.

Shang Lushen didn't say a word, as if it was really a quiet puppet pendant.

Shi Changxuan called Xie Lingya. Naturally, the Quan Tao Temple could only be because he was free. Hearing about Huang Jinyang, Xie Lingya immediately said: "It's okay, I'll send it there. I have nothing to do here."

In the morning, Xie Lingya had already finished a batch of Yangchunbai ice cream. This one sold very well, and the dozens of catties were sold out on the first day, so Xie Lingya made more this time with confidence.

He took the notes with him as Shi Changxuan said on the phone, took the subway to Quedong College familiarly, and found the teaching building where they had classes.