Part-Time Taoist Priest

In the evening, Cheng Jie and his wife didn't dare to sleep here anymore, Xie Lingya took them to Baoyang Temple to squeeze together for the whole night, and the next day, according to what Shi Changxuan said, he went to the back market to buy two pigs and two sheep .

The boss also finds it strange that after slaughtering a pig or a sheep, even the skin blood and even the feces are taken away.

Although everything was packed in bags and buckets, Cheng Jie was still dizzy the moment he loaded these things into the car. The car was filled with the strong smell of sheep, meat, blood and dung. taste.

"I want to vomit... I must go to the car wash." Cheng Jie's face was dark when he was driving.Fan Fang took a Lingzu amulet given by Xie Lingya, and went back to her mother's house. She had been trying to conceive a while ago, so she must not come out as bait.

Because Xie Lingya had a quarrel once, the one-legged bottom bracket was on guard, Cheng Jie had to be the bait, otherwise Xie Lingya and the others alone probably wouldn't be able to lure them out.

After Xie Lingya's science popularization yesterday, Cheng Jie already knew who Shi Changxuan was. Last night, Shi Changxuan recognized the origin of the one-legged five-leg at a glance, which made him quite trustful. At this time, he couldn't help asking: " When is Daoist Shi coming?"

"I've already made an appointment with him. I'll meet you at the gate of your community. I'll call him to see where he is. He's a stranger, so he may not be familiar with the road." Xie Lingya contacted Shi Changxuan, and waited for them to arrive at the community. Not long after, Shi Changxuan also came by taxi, still wearing casual clothes and carrying a bag.

Cheng Jie and Shi Changxuan greeted each other, and the three of them carried the sacrifice upstairs. It took them two trips, and all the neighbors who passed by looked sideways.

The offerings were all packed in bags, and the barrel was covered. Xie Lingya sat on the ground to rest, and looked at the time. It was seven o'clock in the afternoon, and there were still several hours before midnight, which was eleven o'clock to one o'clock.

Cheng Jie ordered a takeaway and ordered some cold dishes, and opened a bottle of wine, saying that he wanted to drink some wine to strengthen his courage.The three of them ate and watched TV while waiting for the midnight to come.

The one-legged five-legged stone statue was placed on the TV cabinet, and you could see its strange face when you looked up. Of course, there was nothing inside at this time.

Cheng Jie drank a few glasses of wine, his body became hot, and his courage gained, he said to Xie Lingya: "You are not, you are always clamoring for the postgraduate entrance examination in the future, why did you become a Taoist priest in the end?"

"I told you that I'm not a Taoist priest anymore." Xie Lingya sighed, but it was hard to say too clearly.

Cheng Jie said: "I don't believe it, you will have to be in the future, right? Daoist Shi, this guy was a weirdo when he was in college. Whenever a girl asked him out, he said that he wanted to study, and he rejected many people, including them. I rely on it, it turned out that it turned out to be one-hearted."

Shi Changxuan: "..."

"...What nonsense are you talking about? Is it wrong for me to love studying? I haven't given up the postgraduate entrance examination yet. Don't change my wish casually." Xie Lingya said dissatisfiedly.

Most of the time, Cheng Jie and Xie Lingya were reminiscing about the past. Cheng Jie talked about Xie Lingya's deeds in college, most of which were fancy rejection of suitors, while Shi Changxuan remained silent for a long time.

Although Cheng Jie chatted enthusiastically, he kept checking the time from time to time, feeling uneasy.

When it was past ten o'clock, Xie Lingya put down his chopsticks, he immediately understood, and the smile on his face also disappeared.

Although Xie Lingya repeatedly assured that they were not injured yesterday, Cheng Jie was afraid. That unscientific scene was too scary, not to mention that today Shi Changxuan said that he could not turn on the lights. Scared out of a heart attack.

……

No matter how anxious Cheng Jie was, Xie Lingya had already started to prepare. He opened the door to allow the one-legged five-legged to come in, and then raised his hand to take off the T-shirt on his upper body.The skin tone of Xie Lingya's body is the same as that of his face, both are cold and white, very beautiful.

Cheng Jie also took off his shirt with a pale face, and he seemed to have vented his courage after drinking just now.Seeing his appearance, Xie Lingya comforted him, "You'll be fine after tonight, where's the amulet I gave you?"

Cheng Jie took out the Spirit Ancestor Amulet from his trousers pocket and held it tightly in his palm.

"Look, just hold this. I let go of this talisman in front of the patriarch's altar." After Xie Lingya finished speaking, he saw that Shi Changxuan had already taken off his shirt, revealing smooth muscles.Xie Lingya suddenly thought that he "accidentally" touched it in the car last time, it seems that Shi Changxuan really does exercise a lot.

Not bad, if his uncle has such a disciple who is so outstanding in every aspect, I believe he will be very pleased.

Xie Lingya also raised the corners of his mouth slightly in satisfaction, and after a few glances, he met Shi Changxuan's gaze, and quickly smiled at him in a friendly way.

Shi Changxuan: "..."

"Daoist Shi, do you want to spread the rice again? I didn't know what went wrong last time. The rice didn't respond when the one-legged five-way came." Xie Lingya asked.

Shi Chang hung his eyes and said: "...that's for house guest ghosts, it's not effective for one-legged wutong."

"Ah, but the one-legged pentacle is also invisible, so how can I tell it apart. If I invite a spirit ancestor's god eye, will it be discovered?" Xie Lingya said hesitantly.

Wang Lingguan's supernatural powers are extremely powerful, but because of this, they are not very suitable for sneak attacks.

Shi Changxuan really came prepared, and said: "I will use the paper moon technique to illuminate the shadow of the monster, you just need to pay attention to the ground."

Although Xie Lingya didn't know the specifics of his technique, but he knew that it was enough to just look at the shadow on the ground, so he nodded immediately.

It was not long before eleven o'clock, Shi Changxuan closed the curtains, opened the bag containing pork and mutton, opened the bucket containing blood, water and feces, put the stone statue on the altar, placed the sacrifices in front of the altar, and then Turn off the lights.

For a while, the room was pitch black, and only the smell of flesh and blood could be smelled, which was disgusting and filled with countless associations.

The darkness is frightening, Cheng Jie tremblingly said: "Can't you draw the curtains?"

Xie Lingya: "What kind of curtains are you pulling? Do you not know if your home still has floor-to-ceiling windows? What's the difference between pulling the curtains and turning on the lights?"

Cheng Jie: "..."

Shi Changxuan became much calmer and said, "It's time to start."

Cheng Jie slowly climbed up to the sacrifice, swallowed, put his palms together and bowed a few times first.In the dark, he could only vaguely see the outline of the stone statue, but the memory in his mind always made him imagine that the five-legged five-legged was looking at him in the dark, and his naked upper body felt even more chilly.

Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan stood behind Cheng Jie, one on the left and one on the right, and they also bowed silently, with the mahogany sword placed beside them.

Facing the stone statue, Cheng Jie recited prayers and the name of the one-legged pentagon. The gods offer these sacrifices."

After reading, Cheng Jie slowly moved back, not daring to turn around, and when he got to the side of Xie Lingya, Xie Lingya pushed him, meaning to hurry up.Only then did Cheng Jie shrink back to the table, closing his eyes tightly and not daring to open them.

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Time seemed to pass very slowly in the darkness, Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan also retreated to the side, quietly waiting for the one-legged pentacle to sense the worshiper's offering and come to enjoy it.

Before the Ming and Qing Dynasties, there were many believers in the one-legged Wushu, but with the gradual changes of the times, there were not many followers of righteous gods, let alone demon gods.

Its temple is not there, its idols are broken and discarded, and it has not enjoyed offerings for many years. It is extremely hungry, and its one-legged five-legged pentacle is greedy by nature.

In the dark, the demon god is about to move.

The wide open door creaked slightly, as if someone had brushed past.Cheng Jie's body trembled, and he didn't dare to open his eyes.Xie Lingya glanced at Shi Changxuan in the dark. Although he couldn't see the expression on the other side, there was a kind of tacit understanding.

The two stood up suddenly at the same time!

Xie Lingya closed the door at once, and Shi Changxuan took out a round piece of paper from his bag, opened it and pasted it on the wall, "The paper moon bestows light!"

As soon as he finished reading, a white light shot out from the piece of paper in the originally dark room, illuminating the whole room with brilliance!

The piece of paper was like a distant full moon, and Xie Lingya was stunned when he saw it. If it wasn't for this juncture, he really wanted to ask Shi Changxuan's house if it saves electricity bills.

Of course, the more important thing is that four shadows suddenly appeared on the ground, three were Xie Lingya, Shi Changxuan, and Cheng Jie, and the remaining one was standing next to the bucket of pig blood. There is only one leg.

Xie Lingya held his breath and did not move for a while.

The one-legged five-legged ghost paused for a moment, the sound of Xie Lingya closing the door and Shi Changxuan performing spells had disturbed it, it turned around and actually circled around, trying to get behind Shi Changxuan.

Is it a retard?Xie Lingya was stunned for a moment, and quickly realized that the one-legged [-]-link might not know that they could see its shadow, and this light was not lighting or natural light.

Shi Changxuan stared at the shadow on the ground calmly, his feet didn't move, but his hand clenched the mahogany sword.

Xie Lingya also pretended not to know, and blocked the way out of the one-legged five-way.

At this time, because of the bright light just now, Cheng Jie, who didn't dare to open his eyes, opened his eyes carefully. Seeing that the room was like daytime, he thought it was the light turned on, and then he saw the ghost on the ground.

Cheng Jie was so frightened that he almost peed out, so he quickly covered his mouth with one hand to avoid shouting.

At this time, the one-legged five-legged shadow arched its back, ready to go, and rushed forward——

Shi Changxuan flipped his wrist, and his backhand was a sword!

"Gah--" A cry of pain sounded a bit like a child's, but it was much more shrill, and the ghost rolled a bit, curled up and crawled to the side as if on all fours.

Cheng Jie was flustered when he saw it coming towards him, even though he had the talisman in his hand, he subconsciously quickly hid back.

Xie Lingya was next to him, wanting to stab him with a sword.

It was Cheng Jie, but he bumped into the table, and the wine that was opened for dinner fell down on the table, and half of the bottle of wine inside was poured out.He opened his hand and saw that the spirit ancestor amulet folded in the palm of his hand was mostly wet.

When Xie Lingya saw it, he felt dizzy in his heart. He had a bad premonition, and stabbed the ghost with his sword, but the one-legged five-legged five-leg rolled and rushed towards Cheng Jie.

Cheng Jie yelled "Ah" and got up immediately.

When he stood up, he was hunched over, his body bent like a monkey, his head was tilted halfway to look at people from the corners of his eyes, and he even let out a weird "hee hee" laugh, which made people's scalp go numb.

... No, the amulet was wet and invalid, and the five-legged pentacle took the opportunity to attach to Cheng Jie.Xie Lingya hastily exchanged glances with Shi Changxuan, seeing that his face was calm and he was not particularly flustered.

Cheng Jie, who was possessed by the one-legged pentagon, threw himself at Xie Lingya. Xie Lingya was afraid of hurting Cheng Jie, so he didn't dare to stab him with a sword. Unexpectedly, Cheng Jie became so powerful all of a sudden, he tore at Xie Lingya shamelessly, pushing Can't push it away.

Xie Lingya was also furious, regardless of whether he was possessed or not, he punched him until his left eye was black and blue!

But Cheng Jie didn't know the pain, so he hugged Xie Lingya's hand and wanted to bite him.

Among other things, there are a lot of bacteria in the mouth of a person, and one needs to get an injection after taking a bite. Xie Lingya desperately resisted him, feeling as if his hands were fighting against two iron clamps.He wondered why Shi Changxuan had disappeared, so he reluctantly turned his head to look and found Shi Changxuan on the burning talisman.

"Hurry up!" Xie Lingya urged.

Cheng Jie's face was ferocious, and the corners of his mouth were drooling. He felt that he might not be able to hold on at any time.

Shi Changxuan burned the talisman paper, turned it into talisman water, stepped forward, grabbed Cheng Jie's neck from behind, squeezed his chin with one hand to force him to open his mouth, and then poured the talisman water from the Lingzu amulet into him.

Cheng Jie kept turning his head and struggling, but Shi Changxuan stuck his head, and Xie Lingya grabbed his hand instead, and all the talisman water went into his stomach, and he coughed and choked loudly, his voice hoarse and dry, as if being trapped Like swallowing charcoal.

Xie Lingya took the opportunity to get out from under his hand, crawled to the side, took out a tightly wrapped knife from Shi Changxuan's bag, quickly untied it and threw it out, saying, "Daozhang Shi!"

After Cheng Jie drank the talisman water, the unipedal arm came out of his body, one shadow turned into two, and he fainted.

Shi Changxuan lifted Cheng Jie away with one hand, raised his other hand to accurately catch the knife thrown by Xie Lingya, and slashed down without stopping for a second!

Xie Lingya stared at the ground, although there was nothing in the air, but judging from the shadow, the knife was chopping on the one-legged five-linked sky cap, sinking deeply.

The head of the one-legged five-legged ghost slowly separated to the sides, and then from the place where it first touched the knife, it gradually spread and blurred, and finally the entire shadow disappeared.

At this time, I looked at the knife again, and there was a smear of smelly and thick black blood on the blade.

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Xie Lingya heaved a sigh of relief, sat on the ground and leaned back, only to feel that the place where Cheng Jie pinched him just now was still hurting, he saw that there were several bruises on his body, his white skin was even more glaring, he looked a bit miserable, Shi Changxuan I looked over several times.

I didn't feel it when I was nervous just now, but now the pain is obvious after the work is over.

"It's so dangerous..." Xie Lingya murmured, they didn't expect such an accident to disrupt the rhythm, but fortunately there was no danger.

The saber that killed the one-legged wutong just now was prepared by Shi Changxuan as the "hands-on mace". It was cut from old mulberry branches, and there were spells drawn on the saber.

The one-legged Wutong was originally a mandrill ghost who gained cultivation and was enshrined, and what mandrills fear most is the mulberry knife.

People who lived near the mountain used to hang the mulberry knife in front of the door, so the mandrill didn't dare to approach it. They were afraid that the five-legged five-legged joint would not be close to it at first, so they wrapped it up and put it away.

Shi Changxuan put on his coat, took the paper-cut off the wall, turned on the light in the living room, and silently packed his utensils.

Xie Lingya was in great pain, he didn't put on his clothes for a while, and shook Cheng Jie awake first.

"Ah..." Cheng Jie cried out in pain and opened his eyes. Seeing Xie Lingya, he hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with me? Where's the one-legged five-legged five-legged?"

"It's already dead, you let it possess you just now." Xie Lingya pointed at himself, "Look at me!"

Cheng Jie felt ashamed for a while, and felt severe pain as soon as he showed any expression on his face. He covered his eyes and said, "It hurts so much." He took out his mobile phone and used it as a mirror to look, and there was a bruised eye circle on his face, "Damn it... "

Xie Lingya and Cheng Jie glanced at each other, hehe, well, don't talk about anyone!

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Xie Lingya was holding the stone statue with one-legged pentacle, and threw it into the trash along with the blood and water.

Cheng Jie said, "Does Master Shi really not want pork and mutton?"

He bought two pigs and two sheep, and he and his wife alone, even with their parents, couldn't finish it for a while.After removing the one-legged five-link, the problem he considered was very realistic, how to deal with these.

"That's right, Daoist Shi, aren't you a Huoju Taoist priest? It's a big deal to put this meat in a restaurant and let them cook it for you." Xie Lingya took some meat bluntly.

Shi Changxuan said: "I'm looking for a house, and I will move out of Taihe Temple soon."

Xie Lingya understood that it was troublesome and not suitable.It's only natural that Shi Chang can't stay in the school. If he usually does some Taoism and the like, it's very inconvenient to live in the dormitory.

Xie Lingya thought a little more, and said tentatively, "Master Shi, if you want to go to school conveniently, why don't you go directly to our Taoist temple to place the order. There is a subway station at our door, so you can get to school without changing trains."

"School?" Cheng Jie was stunned, "Master Shi, are you still in school?"

"I didn't tell you, he's still an alumnus of ours, a graduate student in Religious Studies after the semester begins." Xie Lingya said.

Cheng Jie immediately became more enthusiastic, and said that you can just look for him for anything in the future, "But it's more convenient for you to find Xie Lingya, haha. The location of Baoyang Temple is really convenient. After you live there, you can go anywhere you want, and everything around you is convenient." Yes. I slept there for one night yesterday, it’s a bit old, but the rest is pretty good, anyway, there’s still a room.”

Moreover, due to the initial consideration of the stay of laymen in the Taoist temple and the increase of Taoist priests, there are also independent toilets.

Shi Changxuan remained silent.

Xie Lingya said with a guilty conscience: "You don't need to do anything, I just think it's convenient for you to live there, rest, practice, and go to class. Of course, I really want to ask you some questions..."

Seeing Shi Changxuan's silence, Cheng Jie also persuaded him: "Do you want to rent a new house? But the new house in that area is quite expensive, and the surrounding facilities are not very good if you live in a remote place!"

Xie Lingya endured the pain and said, "Daoist Shi, if you are willing to go and have a look first, that's fine. Last time you gave our Taoist temple a sum of money, I won't charge you!"

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Xie Lingya and Cheng Jie dug out all the advantages of Baoyang Temple, and finally under their expectant eyes, Shi Changxuan nodded slowly, "Okay."