Part-Time Taoist Priest

Liu Haixin was a little nervous when she got up early this morning, tidying up here and touching there, until seven o'clock, Dabao's voice came from the room: "Mom, I'm awake! Where are my clothes?"

Restlessly, Liu Haixin took the bag of clothes in, and then put on this fluffy one-piece suit for Dabao.

This is a leaf-green frog-shaped jumpsuit. Today is Children's Day. Dabao and Xiaobao have an event at school. She specially bought clothes for the children. They have been looking forward to wearing them for a long time.

Dabao put his hands on his hips and said, "Mom, my hands hurt again last night."

Liu Haixin came back to her senses and rubbed his hands for him, "It doesn't hurt now, right? Next time you wake up mom, mom will give you some hot compresses. Hey, your godfather said that your hands won't hurt until you're 12 years old. It will be completely painless."

One of her Dabao’s hands has occasionally hurt since she was a child, and it is not as flexible as the other hand. No problem can be found in the hospital. After telling Dabao’s godfather, he said that the pain will stop when he is 12 years old.

Liu Haixin trusts the child's godfather quite a lot. He is the elder brother of the master of Baoyang Temple, a very tall man, because he and the child are very close, so he recognizes the godfather, and the two families move around as relatives.

They were wearing clothes here, and Xiao Bao woke up when he heard the sound. He struggled to the edge of the bed, his head drooping outside the edge of the bed, and he said with a sleepy face: "I, I woke up too, I also put on clothes ..."

Liu Haixin put the frog costume on Xiaobao, and asked Xiaobao carefully if there was any discomfort.

"No." Xiaobao said in a daze.

Liu Haixin's uneasiness today is because she accompanied her friend to a fortune-telling a few days ago, and the other party gave them a divination message, telling Liu Haixin that her youngest son will be doomed today.Liu Haixin never talked about her family situation at all, hearing that he actually knew that she had a young son, she felt a little bit guilty.

The fortune teller also said that this kalpa is still bloody, and if one is not good enough to be disabled, if you want to break it, you can buy amulets from him and burn it with water to drink.

Liu Haixin called the child's godfather on the spot, and the godfather said no, no robbery, don't drink that stuff.

Liu Haixin naturally chose not to buy it. Before leaving, the fortune teller gave her a warning with a nagging look, which made her feel a little uneasy.

Although she trusts the child's godfather very much, the way the fortune teller said mysteriously "you will regret it later" really cast a shadow on her.

In any case, Liu Haixin decided to be more careful today. Usually, the child's father would send the child to school. She thought that the child's father was careless, so she took a day off and accompanied her personally.

Liu Haixin was just distracted, and looking at it again, Dabao was screaming "croaking" and pressing on Xiaobao's body.

"Shang Dabao! Don't bully your brother!" Liu Haixin shouted.

Her husband's surname is Shang, so she often calls the child by her surname. As for Xiaobao, she has her surname, and most of them are called by her nickname at home. When Xiaobao and her surname were first decided, the child's godfather still had a strange look on his face. Smile, say good follow, fate or something.

The little boys of similar ages are always very noisy together, Liu Haixin has discovered it a long time ago, and after explaining the reason to the child, he forgot, and simply threatened: "How did you rub your brother, I will ask Aunt Sisi to pinch it back for you as it is." .”

Dabao stopped at once.

Sisi is the younger sister of the child's godfather. She is a few years older than them, but according to her seniority, she should be called aunt.

It was time to go out, and after packing, Liu Haixin took the two children out and put them on the child seat in the back seat.

Liu Haixin was always paying attention on the road and drove very slowly.

There are two tunnels on the way to the school, one of which is longer and takes about tens of seconds to drive.

As soon as it got dark inside the car, Dabao reached out and pulled Xiaobao's hair.

Xiaobao screamed, and the two pushed.

Liu Haixin felt a little uneasy, and didn't bother to stop the two of them. She saw a big truck passing by next to her. She didn't know what happened, and suddenly twisted, and the steel that was originally fixed on the truck also slipped off. He even stabbed straight at Liu Haixin's car.

"Ah!" In an emergency, Liu Haixin hurriedly turned the steering wheel, trying to avoid it.

At this moment, Liu Haixin seemed to see a tall figure appearing, holding the just now with one hand.In a blink of an eye, it disappeared again.

After braking, Liu Haixin turned her head and saw that the big truck had also stopped. The steel was only ten centimeters away from the rear window, and if it came a little further, it would be able to hit Xiaobao in the back seat.

The two children jumped suddenly, not knowing what happened, they looked at Liu Haixin innocently.

Liu Haixin felt cold sweat all over her back.

……

Until school, Liu Haixin was still thinking about the traffic accident that almost happened. Given her physical condition, she didn't think it was her own illusion, if it wasn't for that black shadow...

The children were innocent, they didn't know what their mother was thinking, and went to rehearse the show on their own.

On Children's Day, schools hold half-day activities and give half-day holidays.

After the event, Liu Haixin said: "I will take you to find your godfather."

Dabao and Xiaobao immediately jumped up happily and couldn't wait to climb into the car.

Liu Haixin first made a phone call to inform, then went straight to Baoyang Temple with ease, led the two children in, and saw a beautiful young man sitting in the Shanmen Temple, and the lying silkworm in front of him was more obvious when he smiled, very amiable.

Xie Lingya tilted his head and asked, "Who is celebrating today?"

"Me, me, me!" Xiaobao rushed out with short legs and threw himself into Xie Lingya's arms.

Xie Lingya picked him up, looked at Dabao again, but squatted down, yelled "quack" and jumped over, squatting in front of Xie Lingya, "Guess what I am?"

Xiaobao wanted to answer quickly, it was a frog.

Xie Lingya also squatted down, "I think you are cute."

Dabao threw himself into his arms, "That's right!"

Xiaobao was very confused, "...are we pretending to be cute?"

Dabao stuck out his tongue at him, "I am, you are not."

Xiaobao:? ?

"Hahahahaha." Xie Lingya lifted the two of them up, hugged them easily on one side, and greeted Liu Haixin, "Let's go, cousin."

It's not good for Liu Haixin to say that in front of the child, so let's keep up with him for now.

"In the afternoon, I'll take you to the mountains to play in the hot springs, okay?" Xie Lingya asked.

Liu Haixin sweated, "Brother Lingya, forget it, it's just for Children's Day, there's no need."

Xie Lingya was so kind to her son that sometimes she felt a little embarrassed.

But Dabao and Xiaobao were very excited when they heard about the fox.

"It's nothing, it's all free coupons, you don't need them for nothing." Xie Lingya said, and then muttered to himself, "I owe them too..."

Liu Haixin: "What?"

"No, I said Sisi is back too." Xie Lingya called out, telling Sisi that Dabao and Xiaobao had arrived.

Sisi immediately ran down from upstairs, and picked them up one by one like carrots, "Come on, I'll show you to play with snakes!!"

Although she knew that the snake was Xie Lingya's pet, Liu Haixin was still a little ashamed.After Sisi took the two children away, she said: "Brother Lingya, I want to buy some ingots and paper money that have read scriptures. I almost had an accident when I was passing through the tunnel today..."

After talking about what she saw, she felt that the fortune-teller probably only counted the catastrophe, but not the solution, so the result was different from Xie Lingya's.

But the ghost saved Xiaobao, so she decided to buy something and burn it in the tunnel.

"A tall and big ghost?" Xie Lingya nodded after listening, "It's okay, I know what's in my heart, I'll burn it for you."

Liu Haixin didn't know much about burning paper money on behalf of others, so she thought it might be more professional for Xie Lingya to do it, so she nodded in agreement.

Xie Lingya turned his head to get some ingots, Shi Changxuan saw it and asked him what he was doing.

"Burn it to Dongfang Ghost King, he seems to have met Xiaobao today and learned from Lei Feng." Xie Lingya said and felt annoyed, "Why is he here again?"

Ever since Liu Lingtong was reincarnated, even though the Eastern Ghost King was used to seeing the cycle of life and death, he couldn't help sighing, and even tried to take Liu Lingtong's wooden body back as a souvenir.Later, he was bothering them all day long, hoping to make another ear god for him, and wondered whether he could be made into a cat shape.

Xie Lingya refused, saying that Shang Lushen was born and raised, but Liu Lingtong needs to be man-made to find a soul.The Eastern Ghost King claims that he has many ghosts to offer, he can imprison the younger brother and force him to act cute.

Xie Lingya thought of the bloody or blue-faced and fang-toothed evil spirits under the Dongfang Ghost King, and couldn't help but feel chills, and still refused to agree, and the Dongfang Ghost King kept coming to bother him.

Because it is not good for children to see ghosts, the Eastern Ghost King did not visit the reincarnated Xiaobao.Therefore, this side today is the first time I saw it after reincarnation.

It seems that the Dongfang Ghost King recognized Qianyuan, and it was fate to rescue him, as it was a friendship in the previous life.

"Okay, I will live on the mountain tonight, there are temples and town house talismans over there, he can't find them." Xie Lingya thought it would be feasible, and smiled at Shi Changxuan again.

Shi Changxuan: "..."

He lowered his head slowly, as if nothing had happened.

Xie Lingya: "You still have a paper to write today, are you here to catch up?"

Shi Changxuan: "..."

Xie Lingya laughed wildly: "Hahahahahahaha!!"

He has already figured out that Shi Changxuan is just a little dragon girl on the surface, she looks serious, and she doesn't know what's going on in her head, and she always holds it up. He likes to tease Shi Changxuan.

Shi Changxuan also understood after a while, he couldn't stop being cold, he pressed Xie Lingya on the table, pressed his back with one hand, supported his head with the other and kissed him.

The two had a sticky kiss for a while, Xie Lingya thought about how many children there were, so he pushed him away and got up, and went out the door.

I saw Sisi leading Dabao and Xiaobao squatting in a row under the fruit trees planted in the courtyard, raising their heads and shouting: "Come on! Come on! Come on!"

Above, the obedient dragon was entangled in the branch, struggling to bite and break the fruit. Once it fell, the three children squatting on guard picked it up, and finally shared it and ate it.The obedient dragon was so tired that the curvature of his whole body was a little unlovable, and finally hung lazily on the tree.

Xie Lingya: "..."

Alas, it's not easy for an obedient dragon to take care of children.

……

With Xie Lingya with him, Liu Haixin went back to rest at ease, while Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan took their three children to the hot spring villa.

Lian Tan has a lecture today, but she also found time to meet her.

After leaving, Dabao asked: "Why does Grandpa Monk have such a big scar on his ear?"

Xie Lingya looked up and thought about it, "Because in the past, there was a very bad guy who bit off Grandpa Monk's ear. Grandpa Monk went to the hospital, and the doctor sewed him up, leaving a big scar."

Dabao covered his ears in fright, biting off his ears sounded too scary!

Xiaobao was eating ice cream, and when he saw this, he raised one hand to cover his ear, but he couldn't cover the other ear, and was so anxious that he was about to cry.

Sisi covered his ears and said, "Don't be afraid, if a villain comes, I'll tear off his ears first! Then I'll let the snake bite him!"

In the next second, Xie Lingya grabbed her ear, "You little rascal, have you finished your homework? You can't go into the water until you finish."

Noisily entering the suite, Xie Lingya found some food, opened the window, and put the food on the window sill, "Let's try and see if we can catch a fox."

Of course foxes can be caught. It won't be long before the little fox back then, now a wild fox that has grown into a big fox, jumped in, followed by two little foxes.

The fox let the child eat first, and when he saw Xie Lingya coming, he stood up again and bowed to him with his front paws together.

"You are fine too." Xie Lingya nodded to him, "I brought two old friends here today, I don't know if you still remember."

"Fox!" The three children wanted to hug them, but they were afraid of scaring them away.

The fox couldn't recognize who it was his old friend for a while, until he saw the little wooden figure that Dabao hung on his schoolbag, he suddenly realized it, and took the initiative to go forward and sniff his hand.

Dabao picked up the fox, wrapped it around his neck, and walked around a few times in a majestic manner, then asked Xie Lingya with his hips akimbo: "Does it look good?"

Xie Lingya patted him on the head, "It looks good."

He threw both the child and the fox into the water, and he went into the water in his swimming trunks. He turned around and said to Shi Changxuan, "Now is the children's happy hour, you know."

Shi Changxuan: "...I didn't."

There was no way, and he couldn't prove that he was really not that beastly, and he couldn't do anything else, so he sighed and sat by the pool to write his thesis.

The fox took two cubs by the pool, chasing the water splashed by the children.

Xie Lingya lay on the edge, "Hey, uncle and patriarch are the only ones missing, and we are happy as a family... Hey, how many generations are we living under the same roof?"

This is really difficult to calculate, after all, there are dozens of generations between Lingzu and them, and Chinese literature seems to have no words to describe this situation.

"Godfather!" Suddenly a small head lay on Xie Lingya's left shoulder, and another on the right.

Dabao whispered, "When I was sleeping in the car, I dreamed that it would rain tomorrow."

Xiaobao said weakly: "I also had a dream, dreaming that my godfather fed me fruit..."

Xie Lingya felt extremely relieved when he heard the voice from his shoulder. This feeling seemed to have never changed, "Then I will call for fruit later, and then ask the monk to borrow some umbrellas. Then——"

Xie Lingya's expression became a little weird, and there was a hint of excitement: "You are old enough, it's time to learn Uncle Changxuan's special skill of pressing the bottom of the box!"

Shi Changxuan: "???"