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[Fuyang Interesting Stories] Topic: My day, I've been together again to hell.

Content: The poster is still afraid until now, and dared to post after sleeping.Yesterday, my boyfriend and I went to buy clothes in Jingui Pedestrian Street. When we passed by an intersection, we suddenly saw a big black face inside. It looked like a Buddha statue, but Buddha statues are usually made of gold.The host was asking his boyfriend if he saw it, when he saw that black face and laughed, it made me feel cold all over, and all my hairs stood on end!

In fact, at first the host thought it was some kind of projection, because before encountering ghosts at night, I listened to people’s advice to go out less at night, but this time I saw strange things in broad daylight, woo woo woo, how can this be broken!

1L: I really miss the beginning, I haven't seen the host for a long time...

2L: Landlord, I thought your novel was a mess, and suddenly there is a story?

3L: Me, I also think it’s a hand-written post. If I encounter this kind of thing, I still go online to ask for help. I’ll pray to God and worship Buddha earlier, okay?

4L: ?You said the owner is delusional?

5L: Why do I think it’s true this time? Isn’t the recent one very evil? There are blood men chasing after it at night

6L: But it’s too exaggerated in broad daylight, it’s really a hallucination, landlord, please seek medical attention as soon as possible!

"Yes, that's it, turn it over." Sitting on the kneeling stool, Xie Lingya directed Xiaoliang to turn the dragon over, and then continued to smoke it with incense.With the other hand, he helped Liu Lingtong who was soaking in the willow water.

The obedient dragon is still a little soft, the previous one broke out and lost its strength, now Xie Lingya uses folk remedies to recuperate it.As for Liu Lingtong, let alone his head is bald.

The whole Baoyang Temple is a bit chaotic now, since the day before yesterday after fighting with Tan Qing, the door has not been opened until now.

Those seriously injured, such as Lian Tan, were sent to the hospital at that time, and Hai Guanchao's where they were slightly injured would be cured.Injuries such as Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan's were serious, but they were not unable to stand up, and they could just recuperate in the Taoist temple.After all, although there are no believers without opening the door, there are many monks and Taoists coming and going, and they have to say hello.

The news of the appearance of Youdu's son had already spread, and many people rushed to Fuyang, only to find out that the dust had settled when they arrived.But since they all came, they naturally wandered between the hospital and Baoyang Temple, to condolences to the frontline soldiers, and to inquire about the tense battle situation at that time.

Xiaoliang was also bitten a few times, and was wrapped in bandages in several places. Under Xie Lingya's command, he licked Guailong and Liu Lingtong.

Seeing his seriousness, Xie Lingya said, "Okay, I'll put a stick of incense on the Patriarch, and ask him to help."

Sweating a little, he said nervously, "This...don't be in a hurry."

"How can we not be in a hurry, you know their efficiency? If we wait until we are about to die to finish the process, why don't we wait for decades, they can afford it, but we can't afford it." Xie Lingya said seriously.

The "they" in Xie Lingya's mouth refers to the civil servants of the underworld.

It took so much effort and heavy damage for everyone to take care of the son of Youdu. As soon as Xie Lingya finished inviting the doctor, the first thing he did was offer incense to ask for credit: among other things, you have to make up for a small amount of life, right?

Xie Lingya would rather transfer his own merits to Xiaoquan, and let the underworld prolong his life, otherwise he is worried about whether the life-prolonging pujas he did will make up for all the life lost by Xiaoquan.

After listening to the recounting of the situation that day, Wang Yuji felt very complicated, and wanted to say that he was right.

Xie Lingya didn't rely on Lingzu, Sazu, or him, but comprehended the Dao by himself, turning the son of Youdu into the spirit of heaven and earth.At the beginning he died as the son of Youdu, and his nephew also entered the Taoist sect because of this, and now the son of Youdu died at the hands of his nephew, it can be counted as drinking and pecking, there is a definite number.

But Wang Yuji didn't feel emotional for long, and was forced to scold by Xie Lingya's appearance of asking for debts: Am I not concerned about the life of my disciple?

No, Wang Yuji has been running around in the underworld these days.You must know that this is not only Yinde, but also the negligence of the underworld when the sons of Youdu escaped, they are doing things for ghosts and gods.

It's just that there is no news yet, and Xie Lingya couldn't invite his uncle, so he had to offer incense to the patriarch and ask him to remind him.

"Master Patriarch, if you have something to do, just go down for a stroll and remind the disciples." Xie Lingya held up the incense and made a wish sincerely, "After all, we are quite good-looking for you, and it is best to put pressure... "

After Xie Lingya made his wish, he placed the incense in a refreshed manner.

Xiaoliang asked: "Hey, by the way, Teacher Xie, where did Uncle Xie go? Dr. Hai seemed to be looking for him just now, saying that he asked himself for ointment."

"...Oh, I'll be back later." Xie Lingya avoided answering.

Xiaoliang didn't think too much, and continued to make up for Guailong and Liu Lingtong.

Instead, Zhang Daoting came in and shouted again, with a strange look on his face, "Mr. Xie, that... Daoist Shi's parents are here."

Xie Lingya froze, quickly touched his face, and walked out while saying "Yes, very handsome".

Zhang Daoting: "..."

……

"Uncle, aunt." With a shy smile, Xie Lingya welcomed Father Shi and Mother Shi into Baoyang Temple.

Although everyone met for the first time, since Shi Changxuan had just told their parents about their relationship, the atmosphere was still a bit awkward.But similar to what Shi Changxuan had expected, Father Shi and Mother Shi were more accepting than Father Xie because of their relationship with Taoism and their understanding of Shi Changxuan's nature.

They had a good impression of Xie Lingya before, but they didn't expect that they would become a family now, but they just had a feeling that they didn't know how to communicate with their son's male partner.

"Okay...hehe, don't move if you are injured." Seeing that Xie Lingya's hands were wrapped like rice dumplings and wanted to pour tea for herself, Shi's mother hurriedly stopped him.

Xie Lingya was stunned for a moment, and then said: "It's okay, my left hand isn't hurt very badly." The most severe burn was on the right hand, and no matter how serious it was, it wouldn't be enough to wrap it into rice dumplings. awful.

When Shi's mother and Shi's father heard this, hey, he is physically and mentally strong, and even if one hand is slightly injured, it's hard to control the child. Missing people?"

The two of them would have come to Fuyang that day, but before they came, they heard Shi Changxuan talk about him and Xie Lingya, and they thought about it at home for two days before they came.

"Uh... this, it should be coming soon, coming back soon." Xie Lingya said vaguely, when he heard Song Jing's voice, he knew they were back, and quickly took the opportunity to say, "Here we are."

As soon as he opened the door, he happened to meet Father Xie's eyes.

Father Xie stared at him hard.

Xie Lingya: "...Hey, Dad, Aunt Song, this is Uncle Shi and Aunt Shi."

Only then did Father Xie slowly look away, and together with Song Jing, he greeted Father Shi and Mother Shi stiffly.

Shi's mother looked worried, why Xie Lingya's father didn't seem very satisfied, did he object to the child?Just as he was thinking, Shi Changxuan finished changing the medicine and walked in slowly while leaning on the wall.

Father Xie helped him up, his expression softened a little, and he said to Xie Lingya: "Stinky boy, have you poured the tea yet?"

"No need, the child's hand is injured, we'll do it ourselves." Shi Mu said hastily.

Although Xie's father is not a person who embraces the sun, but as Xie Lingya's father, he is also half the master, and took the initiative to take on the task of pouring tea. Song Jing also went to get some fruits.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Shi's mother asked Shi Changxuan in a low voice: "Xiao Xie's father... what is his attitude?"

She couldn't understand why, she seemed angry, but she was kind to Shi Changxuan.

Shi Changxuan didn't know how to answer for a while, so he just prevaricated in a low voice: "...it's all right."

Xie Lingya smiled calmly beside him, as if nothing had happened.

Why did Father Xie have such a contradictory reaction?

It's not that Xie Lingya gave Xie's father a big pot in front of the police. Although family disputes can no longer be pursued, but later, together with the community workers, he gave Xie's father some ideological education work, and for two days in a row , I'm afraid Father Xie didn't listen.

Although Huaxia neither supports nor opposes this aspect, but the residents in their jurisdiction want to dissuade them from beating them up because their children... come out of the closet.If you have something to say, you can't be so violent, it looks like you're about to kill someone.

Father Xie couldn't let go of this pot again, endured the pain in his buttocks and listened to the long-winded persuasion, making sure that he would not beat him again before he was able to leave.On the way back, the tailbone was still aching. The more he thought about it, the more sad he felt. When he saw Xie Lingya, this sadness immediately turned into grief and indignation.

Taking advantage of the passing opportunity, Father Xie glared at Xie Lingya again, if it wasn't for Xie Lingya's injuries now...

Xie Lingya pretended not to see, stood in front of Sisi, and teased her with his wrapped hands.

After serving tea, Father Xie, Father Shi, and Mother Shi sat opposite each other and chatted about the weather. They both understood each other. Doesn't matter, don't you have any comments at all?"

He thought Taoist priests would be more rigid, especially Shi Fu looked majestic and dignified, with a long beard, like an antique from some mountain, he didn't expect to accept it well, which made him really puzzled.

Father Shi seemed to have been waiting for him to ask, so he straightened his back and said solemnly: "This will start with 'Tao'."

Father Xie: "??"

Mother Shi also nodded, "That's right. Taoism emphasizes the smoothness of yin and yang. What is yin and what is yang? In fact, the concept of yin and yang is very broad. Look, when you stretch out your hand, the back of your hand is yin, and the palm of your hand is yang. Men and women , females are yin and males are yang. However, these are all relative, how can there be yang without yin? Neither solitary yin nor solitary yang grows!"

Father Shi also naturally took up the conversation: "From another perspective, it is actually equivalent to homosexual love as yin and heterosexual love as yang. This is also yin and yang. Besides, this way is invisible. The purpose of cultivating the mind It is to swim outside things, not to be burdened by the world..."

The two of them chatted with Father Xie for another hour, and he was dumbfounded. He could barely understand at first, but he really couldn't understand later on. He winked at Xie Lingya again and again.

Xie Lingya didn't know whether it was pretending or the real thing, his face was fascinated, as if he had heard the wonderful Taoism, he nodded seriously while listening, and didn't see any hint from Xie father at all.

It was still Song Jing who couldn't stand it anymore, and said dryly, "Lao Xie still needs to take medicine, let's talk after dinner tonight."

"Yes, I still have to take the medicine." Father Xie quickly stood up.

Father Shi didn't want to finish, he patted him on the shoulder and said: "Then I will talk about it later, I feel that the tiger father has no dogs, brother, your comprehension in this area is not inferior to Xiao Xie, let's continue talking later."

Father Xie was stunned by the chatter, and until he walked out of the room, he still didn't understand the question he wanted to ask, because the answer to this question seemed to involve the truth of Taoism?

……

With Shi's father and Shi's mother "bound", Xie Lingya was never troubled by Xie's father again. On the second day, Chairman Dai of the Provincial Road Association also came to Baoyang Temple in person, and brought a man Xie Lingya didn't know. people.

After Xie Lingya greeted him politely, he waited for Chairman Dai to introduce him.

President Dai smiled slightly, "This is Director Liu of your Fuyang City Government."

Xie Lingya was stunned for a moment, President Dai didn't say which department Director Liu belonged to, but his heart was beating, as if he had a premonition of something.

In the next second, Director Liu took out a document from his briefcase and said, "This is the agreement we drafted. Mr. Xie can take a look. If you have any comments, we can discuss it later."

Xie Lingya opened the cover, and the first line of the first page of this document was impressively written: Agreement on the Expansion of Baoyang Temple Project.

There are also some particularly conspicuous keywords, such as dividing the project into several phases within five years, investing tens of millions, and completing the entire expansion project, there are still long rights and obligations of both parties behind.

The person in charge of the temple is selected by Party B, Party A performs appointment procedures for him, the management right of the temple is inherited by Party B, supervised by Party A, etc...

All in all, it was Xie Lingya sitting in the Taoist temple, waiting for the support of the government!

He also inquired about this matter before, and ran all over it, but later found that it was not a day's work, and he had to review his notes to deal with the son of Youdu, so he didn't put it first. Now he came to the door by himself, how can he not be overjoyed? .

Xie Lingya was overjoyed for a long time before regaining his senses, "Hey, but, isn't that...a very demanding request?"

Director Liu smiled slightly, "In fact, we have been paying attention to Baoyang Temple for a long time, and have collected data from tourists and even Chinese believers. In the past two years, Baoyang Temple's influence has greatly increased, and it has great potential for development. And... ..." He paused, his expression suddenly became more serious, and he said, "Although we can't see some things, we know them and will remember them in our hearts."

Xie Lingya understood this small hint, and his mood was a little agitated. Although what they did was inconvenient to be made public, and their original intention was not to ask for rewards, it was undoubtedly a great affirmation.

Xie Lingya carefully read the agreement and confirmed the terms before formally signing the agreement with the government as the person in charge.

"Uncle, I'll burn a copy for you. You can keep it beautiful." Xie Lingya burned the copy of the contract to Wang Yuji. He has trouble with his fingers, and Shi Changxuan was also injured in one arm, so he gave it to Wang Yuji with the other hand. A fire was lit.

The two sat on the ground, and saw the smoke slowly rising from the fire, transforming into the appearance of Wang Yuji.

He nodded in satisfaction and said, "The patriarchs of the past dynasties know, and can be relieved."

"Uncle, you're here." Xie Lingya's eyes lit up.

"Okay, I know what you're going to say." Wang Yuji said, "I've already asked you in Yinsi, and Wu Liang's lifespan can just make up for the last time."

Xie Lingya clasped his fists together...Of course it couldn't be seen from the outside, it was just two zongzi held together.

Wang Yuji said with a smile: "There is also the god of ear reward for the two of you."

The two of them reported the god with their ears, and they all cheered up, "Huh?"

Wang Yuji said: "These two Ear Gods follow you, doing good deeds and accumulating virtue. If there is no accident, Shanglu God will be able to complete his merits and virtues in three years, and will be reincarnated as a human fetus. Liu Lingtong leaked his anger, but it was delayed. A little bit, it will be a year later, and it is also a human fetus. It has been registered, and you have to continue to worship them carefully in the past few years, so as not to make mistakes."

Although there is a suspicion of self-promotion, Wang Yuji still wants to say that these two ear gods are lucky to follow his nephew and disciples. It is because the ear gods report trivial things to people every day, and do some sneaky things. , and finally let it go.And even if reincarnated, it does not necessarily have enough merit to be reincarnated.

Xie Lingya was so excited that he almost shouted out, holding Liu Lingtong in his arms and kissing him, "cute, did you hear that?"

Liu Lingtong was dizzy and cried loudly.Compared with an innate wood spirit like Shang Lushen, who has never tasted what it is like to be a human being, the soul in its body has been a human being, and its vague memory tells it how good it is to be a human being.

Shang Lushen also cried loudly. Although there are still three years left, it has begun to be reluctant to part with Xie Lingya, "Xie Lingya, you want to come to me..."

Xie Lingya asked: "Uncle, can I know which house they will vote for?"

"How can you disclose the things in the underworld book." Wang Yuji said immediately, but seeing his nephew begging, he coughed a few times and said, "The most I can tell you is that their future mother has a heart in her palm." small mole."

Xie Lingya was overjoyed, "Thank you uncle!"

Shi Changxuan pulled Xie Lingya, gave him a look, he immediately reacted, turned his head and said: "Damn, their future mother, will these two join the same family in the future?"

Wang Yuji didn't intend to answer, and whistled into a puff of white smoke.

……

After seeing off Wang Yuji, Xie Lingya went out with Shi Changxuan with joy, but saw Ning Wanlai leading a girl standing in the courtyard.

As soon as Ning Wanlai saw Xie Lingya, he came up to him and said, "Mr. Xie, I'm here to visit you. Are you okay?"

"Thank you, I'm much better." Xie Lingya said carelessly, "Cheng Xin didn't come? Is this your girlfriend?"

Ning Wanlai quickly shook his head, "Where, this is my sister. I saw some dirty things recently and wanted to come to burn incense. But isn't Guanli closed for rest? I'll take her through the back door."

When he thought about it, he felt a little speechless. He himself is impermanent, but because the affairs of the underworld cannot be leaked at will, only his parents know about it at home. Only when his cousin came to him recently did he know how many times her cousin has seen ghosts.And seeing the twinkle in his eyes, he suspected that his cousin knew something weird about him.It was a tacit understanding between the two of them, so he brought his cousin to Baoyang Temple.

"Oh, sister." Xie Lingya smiled friendlyly at the girl, "I'll get you a few talismans, and you go to burn incense, and if you have anything to do later, come to me directly."

The girl politely said thank you.

Xie Lingya's wrapped hands dug out for a long time, and took out a few folded talismans for Ning Wanlai's cousin.

The girl saw that it was inconvenient for him, but out of respect, she hurriedly picked him up with both hands.

Xie Lingya saw a small heart-shaped mole on the girl's palm at a glance, and he was stunned, it couldn't be such a coincidence, could it?A heart-shaped mole on the palm?

The girl didn't notice his strangeness, so she put the amulet away carefully, and asked how much she wanted to pay.

"No, no, your brother is quite familiar with us, so I'll see you off." Xie Lingya was still a little dazed, staring at the girl and said.

The girl was a little embarrassed, seeing that Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan had wooden dolls on their shoulders, she had an idea, and took out two small clothes from her bag, and said, "This is my handicraft, I will give it to you."

Ning Wanlai looked at it and said with a smile: "My sister usually sells these things in the store, and has a regular cooperation with the store in the university city. Look at them, they are very delicate."

"..." Xie Lingya took the two small clothes and sighed in his heart, it was all fate.

Under the guidance of Zhang Daoting, the girl walked into the Hall of Lingguan.

Xie Lingya turned around and said to Shi Changxuan: "Just now, I saw a heart-shaped mole on her palm."

He heard Liu Lingtong say "ah", obviously it didn't notice this before.

Shi Changxuan was also a little surprised, and looked at the girl's back.

Xie Lingya pinched the clothes in his hand with his thumbs, and couldn't help laughing again: "I think, my little baby and my little cutie will live happily ever after."

Shi Changxuan was also moved.

Hope they have a happy life after reincarnation.

Xie Lingya murmured: "Just like this, who will sing "Little Leaping Frog" to me in the future..."

Shi Changxuan: "..."

Shang Lushen burst into tears: "I'm not reincarnated! I'll sing for you, I'll sing for you!!"

Shi Changxuan couldn't bear it anymore, took Shang Lushen off and stuffed it in his pocket, and in Xie Lingya's shocked eyes, he leaned closer to his ear, and sang in his cold voice: "It's a little jumping frog, crossing the blue Atlantic Ocean, jumping to The far east, jump to our side, spring, summer, autumn and winter, we are the best partners, kissing it will become different..."

He lowered his head and gently kissed Xie Lingya.

-End of text-

The author has something to say: This is the end of the main text, and I will start updating the episode tomorrow. Thank you for your support all the way.It was the first time I wrote a supernatural essay, and I was really a little scared when I first wrote it. I almost didn’t dare to type at night, and I was entangled with the supernatural essay. It seemed that it should be a little scary.Later, I convinced myself that there can also be supernatural texts written and read by cowards like me in the world_(:з」∠)_

Also, I wrote scribbles to make the protagonist cool, I hope you don’t mind bugs, and treat religion and folk customs rationally

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