Fast time travel, I want to give up writing every day

Little Corrupt Official (Extra)

My name is Hongyuan, and my wife said that in this story, I did nothing except sleep with him twice, which was very useless.

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When I learned that he was captured by bandits, I went to rescue him.

Luo Yuchen: "But why didn't I see you?"

"You do hair with so many women and give me a cuckold, how can I save you! And let Lao Ba know that we are together, he will definitely be more vigilant!" (Tsundere face)

So I didn't show up, I just observed secretly.

It turned out that this little fool said to others, "They have embezzled the 1000 million from the emperor, and I will make up for you. You can go down the mountain and submit to the court."

Do you know if you have 1000 million silver notes in your bag? !It's not that I paid my own money and secretly stuffed it into his baggage, so he took out the 1000 million!

And those bandits didn't surrender because of the money, didn't I negotiate with their leader?

My silly daughter-in-law never knows how much money I have, and spends money like running water. (Hongyuan doesn’t know that Luo Yuchen spends so much money because he peeps at him in the shower and spends it all.) I have nothing to do and buy some small skirts. I know what his hobby is, but he looks so cute when he secretly wears a small skirt at home...

Cough cough, it's getting far away, after he knocked Lao Ba into a coma, he secretly ran to the palace to meet the emperor, but I lured Lao Ba's subordinates away, otherwise how could he have gone to see the emperor without anyone noticing.

I also made up for the 1000 million taels he gave to Father Huang.

Also, if I hadn't shown my father the evidence that my eighth younger brother was secretly recruiting soldiers to rebel, how could my father be so angry.

besides!It's not only my stupid wife who is not worried, but also my unsatisfied subordinate, who asked him to shoot arrows to kill the old man, and ended up poking a hole in my daughter-in-law's stomach?What's the use of you!

Luo Yuchen: "Finger, I thought I had become smarter...it's all my fault! I spent money to open the God View, but he never gave me the bill, so I don't even know how much I spent!"

System: "I won't take this responsibility! Throw it!"

The author has something to say:

Hongyuan: "I heard that in the next story, Luo Yuchen wrote me as a scumbag..."

Luo Yuchen: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ When I wrote it, I didn't substitute the two of us! You messed with yourself, huh..."

System: "Don't worry, you're so cowardly, even if the other party wants to abuse you, it's boring. I'm afraid the abuse text will become a spoiled text..."

Kill that scumbag!