Huaiyu is slightly cool

"Win her? It's a piece of cake!" Zhou Huai smiled mysteriously when he heard the words, and approached the eldest princess and asked, "Do you still remember Wei Xuan writing the script?"

The eldest princess froze for a moment, then nodded slowly.

The last time Wei Xuan wrote a love story book, Zhang Jie told the eldest princess.The eldest princess asked Wei Xuan to verify the authenticity, and after Wei Xuan generously admitted, the eldest princess asked Wei Xuan to secretly bring the written manuscript into the palace for her to read, and she helped to annotate.

Originally, this matter was a little secret between the eldest princess and her girlfriends. Except for the three of them, only a few confidant maids around her knew about it, but Zhou Huai stared at the eldest princess so closely that she couldn't hide anything from her.

Once, after reading the manuscript, the eldest princess said to Wei Xuan with emotion: "It's very good to write a storybook, and you can love it once and die once in the text."

Wei Xuan was in a daze at the time and didn't hear what the eldest princess said.The eldest princess also had a bit of melancholy on her face, but when she turned her head inadvertently, she saw Zhou Huai was leaning against the door with arms folded, looking at her and smiling.

Seeing that it was Zhou Huai, the eldest princess blushed slightly and asked angrily, "Come in and talk if you have something to do, and play by yourself if you have nothing to do. Why are you standing quietly by the door?"

Zhou Huai hurriedly smiled and raised a hand and said, "I didn't bother you when you were talking. If you have a script to read, how about sharing it?"

The eldest princess glared at her: "There are no such miscellaneous books in the palace."

"Don't hide it, I won't tell it. Isn't it just a book about love and love?" Zhou Huai looked disdainful, and asked mysteriously: "I have a real story, do you want to hear it?"

Wei Xuan came back to his senses, and Zhi Le, who was listening on the sidelines, asked Zhou Huai with a smile, "Do you still have a story?"

When the eldest princess heard this, she gave Zhou Huai a wink, and hurriedly pulled Wei Xuan to cover Zhou Huai: "How does she know anything? She probably read a few miscellaneous books somewhere, so she came here to make things up." Said Wan turned his head and reprimanded Zhou Huai: "If you don't leave, be careful, I want you to look good."

Zhou Huai didn't care about it: "At any rate, I also fell in love once, why don't I have the right to speak?"

The eldest princess was taken aback when she heard the words, and looked at her suspiciously.

Seeing this, Zhou Huai coughed lightly, and said coquettishly: "True love is abrupt with actions, pale with words, and superficial with words. The ups and downs in love are felt differently by everyone, but they cannot be described. You can only hide it deep in your heart."

"Nonsense!" The eldest princess got angry and pushed her: "Go, stay where it's cool. If you dare to disturb us again, just wait for the ruler."

"I haven't finished yet!" Zhou Huai didn't care, and after finishing speaking, he cleverly avoided the hand of the eldest princess, walked around her side, grabbed the manuscript on the case table, and began to read: "Loving him is her secret. He doesn't know, but her heart already belongs to him..."

Zhou Huai suddenly froze while reading, looked thoughtfully at Wei Xuan who was in a trance, and said slowly: "Crush!" in a soft tone like a sigh.

Wei Xuan avoided Zhou Huai's eyes with a guilty conscience, and then quickly reacted, her eyes met.Zhou Huai looked at the fire, but Wei Xuan was a little panicked. She looked at Zhou Huai vigilantly, but Zhou Huai just smiled meaningfully.

The eldest princess knew nothing about this, so she asked: "What does writing the storybook have to do with this competition? Are you going to threaten her with this? It's just writing the storybook secretly, so what if it gets out?"

"To threaten, of course, is to threaten her weakness, such as the person she likes."

The eldest princess frowned and thought: "Cousin has someone she likes? Why didn't I know?"

"You just never put your mind on these things." Zhou Huai knew that Princess Yichang's character had no intention of disdain to calculate these things. She was too open and upright, like a righteous hero.

"Who is that person?"

"In the Imperial College, the two have been flirting secretly for a long time, you just didn't notice it. Don't worry about it, I have a clever plan to make her subdue me in public."

The eldest princess was a little disgusted with these private giving and receiving, frowned and fell silent.He looked at Zhou Huai again, thought for a moment, and said, "You really care about these messy things. But what's the difference? Why don't you just let it go?"

"In front of everyone, she wrote a letter to the Imperial College, but I didn't compare when I received the post. Others would think that I was afraid of her. Besides, I can't let those who want to watch the show down. I not only want to compare, but also Everyone knows the publicity, and then set up a game in the casino, it will definitely make a lot of money."

The more Zhou Huai thought about it, the more he felt that it was feasible.Seeing that she had made up her mind, the eldest princess didn't say anything more, but she still had some disdain for Zhou Huai's behavior, so she satirized her: "You will gain profits in crooked ways."

Zhou Huai smiled angrily, but said nothing.

Thinking of her calculating eyes just now, the eldest princess suddenly asked: "Then tell me what is my weakness?"

Zhou Huai's eyes flickered, and he changed the subject directly: "I'll make you iced sour plum soup, do you want to eat it?"

"Don't eat!" After the eldest princess finished speaking, she paused, still a little uneasy about the competition, and said, "No matter what, the competition must have the appearance of a competition, right? Poetry, music, painting, chess, embroidery, you What will happen?"

"I can recite a few poems."

"How about fun?"

"Yunling's piano skills are excellent."

"She can't compare for you. What about painting?"

"Yes, but you can only draw one thing with a brush."

"what?"

"Turtle." Zhou Huai showed off proudly, "I can draw a turtle with three pens at the same time."

The eldest princess raised her forehead with a headache: "Where's chess?"

"It's okay, just let the horse come here."

The eldest princess looked suspicious: "Really?"

Zhou Huai's chess skills are really good, so he said confidently: "If you don't believe me, we can play a game first."

"You can win in chess. What about embroidery?" After the eldest princess finished speaking, she shook her head first, seeing that Zhou Huai didn't look like she would be a female celebrity.In these five rounds, Zhou Huai had nothing but chess skills, and although Wei Xuan was a bit competitive, she did have real skills, at least she never lost.If Wei Xuan, who is already young and talented, loses to Zhou Huai in the competition, it is even more difficult than winning Zhou Huai!The eldest princess sighed softly, not knowing who to help for a while.

Zhou Huai saw that the eldest princess was a little anxious, so he comforted her and said, "Isn't it just a female celebrity? Although I can't embroider, I can thread a needle, and I can thread it quickly and accurately."

"What else do you want? Tell me, I'll persuade you, and Cousin Ye Nengxuan will agree to change the content of the game."

Zhou Huai thought for a while, and counted with his fingers: "I know a lot, life: laundry, cooking, repairing water pipes, changing light bulbs, career: unlocking locks, exploding treasure belts, demolishing houses, and sometimes playing some small games, such as: crossing the line of fire , tooth extraction, escape from the world..." He can also drive and repair cars, fly helicopters, manufacture Z explosives, control cities by remote control at regular intervals, and also create bombs, set traps, and a secret skill: making corpse water , Decipher password locks and computer secret documents and even military codes.

"Stop! What is this mess? Just say what you want to compare to?"

"According to me? How about crushing boulders in the chest? Walking a tightrope?"

The eldest princess gritted her teeth, and said word by word: "Can you speak softly?"

After thinking for a long time, Zhou Huai remembered that he was good at cooking, and hurriedly said, "How about carving fruit with a kitchen knife? Carving flowers with a kitchen knife is also fine. I can do this."

The eldest princess was completely speechless: "Did you work as a cook before?"

"I really want to! Find a gentle and virtuous man, choose a small town with beautiful scenery, open a clean and tidy restaurant, and only serve two meals at noon and evening, so that I can spend time with her. If she likes small animals, she can raise them." When the weather is nice, let’s go for a walk and chat together. In the evening, she takes the dog and I take her. You can also plant a few potted flowers, drink tea and enjoy the flowers on rainy days, life is simple and plain, how wonderful.”

"Your temperament is not suitable for that kind of life."

"Why can't it work? I'll change my mind and clean up my lead and re-enter the head office, right?"

"There is no need to change your body. Your nature is hard to change. If you have the opportunity, you will still become a murderer."

Zhou Huai was taken aback for a moment, and was just about to refute.

The eldest princess softened her attitude first and said: "Besides, you can't do anything except cook, and you have an ugly handwriting and a bad temper. Who would like you? I said, everyone in your place is like this, or you are the only one who is different from you. Normal people?"

Zhou Huai's handwriting is actually not ugly, but it's a pity that no one recognizes it after writing it.Because Zhou Huai only started to learn calligraphy after he came to this world.As a beginner, she didn't copy regular script like normal people, but chose wild cursive, so the scribbled handwriting was shocking, and the "one-stroke script" was more like ghost-painted symbols than ghost-painted peach symbols.But judging from the posture and momentum when he writes, it is smooth and smooth, and he does it in one go, with a kind of domineering spirit of "fancy in the chest, dragon and snake in the pen".

"No. I used to be an atheist, I believed in science, I believed in myself. My parents never said anything to respect ghosts and gods in front of me. If I knew that I would cross over, I would cross it one day in advance, with my photographic memory. Afterwards, aircraft, cannons and submarines can also be built.”

"What is an aircraft cannon submarine?"

"Airplane, from Yunzhou to the capital, it takes more than a month in a horse-drawn carriage, and it takes half a day to fly from the sky. Cannons, I can do ordinary ones now, but if it is a nuclear bomb or a hydrogen bomb, one can level the capital city Now, the effect is the same as being hit by a flying rock as big as the capital, all of which are scum. If I can build a nuclear bomb, I will use it to send his ghost back to his hometown first. There are also submarines, that is The iron boat that can dive to the bottom, the overlord of the water."

"Sounds really powerful, but even if you know what will happen one day in advance, you are still trying to avoid coming here instead of learning it."

"why?"

"Because you are afraid of pain, hardship, death, and reading, what can you do?"

"I think what you said makes sense. But the topic we discussed just now seems to be about the game?"

"Okay, let's go back to the topic we just discussed: "You don't know anything, but your cousin, who is talented and famous, lost. It's obviously a shady scene. If someone exposes it, her reputation will be ruined.Others say that they hug Buddha's feet temporarily, but they have hugged them anyway, so tell me about you? "

"Holding Buddha's feet can't help me. It's just a scene, so what do you do seriously? It's just a fake loss, and I need to cooperate? Even if you haven't eaten pork or seen pigs running! For example, I made a couplet 'Qingfeng' ', how does she pick it up?"

"For 'Mingyue', everyone knows this, and it's hard to release water."

"So let her 'fart' to you, or not! And the referee Zhang Teng is a man in the officialdom, and he may not be able to do other things, but he will definitely be able to tell nonsense."

"Bah! Think everyone else is a fool? You still want to open the gambling house, how can you gamble like this?"

"It's just a play. You let the prince who is powerless go to the military camp to compete, and he is sure to win. Do you understand the underworld? The weaker I am, the higher the bet after I win!"