Huaiyu is slightly cool

The content of the conversation that night, the eldest princess did not tell anyone, including Queen Wei and Wei Xuan, who was always by her side, did not disclose a word, but since that night, the relationship between the eldest princess and Zhou Huai has become inexplicably close Quite a few, but Zhou Huai, who always caused troubles, should be taught a lesson as soon as he should, and he didn't show any mercy when he did it.

It was hot summer outside, and the sun was scorching the earth like a fireball, and it hadn't rained for many days. The hot concubines of the Sannomiya Sixth Courtyard all stayed lazily in their palaces and ate ice cream to quench their thirst. Drinking, not even arousing much interest in intrigue, the court ladies and eunuchs also took the opportunity to find a cool place to relax and escape the heat, and the patrolling imperial forest soldiers were listless like the sun-dried leaves. It seemed that both inside and outside the palace were about to fall into this state of depression In the sleepy atmosphere, it was just that Zhou Huai seemed not to be affected by the hot weather, and was still full of energy, and then something happened again.

In the Nuanxiang Pavilion where Zhou Huai lived in Yongle Palace, the eldest princess waved everyone away, and then stared fiercely at Zhou Huai who was sitting cross-legged and drinking tea slowly.There are more than a dozen large wooden barrels in the house, all of which are filled with ice cubes made by Zhou Huai with saltpeter. The heat outside is unbearable, but her house is a bit damp and cold.The eldest princess's anger finally erupted when she saw Zhou Huai silently picking up fruit from the ice bucket to eat again. She got up and grabbed Zhou Huai and put it under her armpit, then raised her hand and slapped her ass.

After taking three shots in a row, Zhou Huai, who was still holding grapes in his hand, finally came to his senses, and immediately struck back at the princess's waist, while twisting her body and shouting: "Slap my ass, do you want to be ashamed?"

The eldest princess was twisted to the waist by her, and the serious expression on her face almost didn't tense. She stopped her hands, but she still gritted her teeth and said, "You have lost all your face a long time ago!"

After she finished speaking, she felt her right arm was a little sore. She looked down and realized that when she was angry just now, she hit Zhou Huai with her injured right hand.The eldest princess pushed Zhou Huai away and lifted her right arm with her left hand to relieve the pain slightly. She didn't know whether it was pain or anger on her face, and her expression was a little ferocious.

Zhou Huai was a little angry when he was beaten, but when she saw the eldest princess's expression was wrong, she felt a little cold in the room, but the eldest princess was sweating all over her face. Her hand was pushed away by the eldest princess, so she stood beside her and asked softly, "What's wrong with you?"

"I'm mad at you!" The eldest princess glared at Zhou Huai angrily, and continued to mutter: "I haven't watched it for half an hour, and you caused me such a big trouble. They all came to see my injury. Even if you have a quarrel, can't you deal with it when I come back? You're better off, just let someone throw them into the pool!"

During the half-hour gap when the eldest princess was away, Zhou Huai made an earth-shattering disturbance in Yongle Palace, and the Imperial Forest Army in the palace dispatched several patrol teams. Within a moment, one thing spread throughout the harem: A group of children in the palace started a group fight, and the Imperial Forest Army was dispatched, and finally carried seven or eight of them to the Imperial Hospital.The fact is that Zhou Huai quarreled with that group of classmates, and then asked the four maids who knew kung fu to throw them into the pond. , I don't know whether they fainted from choking or fainted from fright, and several of them were sent to Tai Hospital.

Zhou Huai blinked, then approached with a smile on his face and said, "I didn't throw it all away, Zhang Ye jumped down by himself."

"Except for her, everyone else was thrown away by your four maids." After the eldest princess finished speaking, she poked Zhou Huai's head with her index finger bitterly, almost turning Zhou Huai on her back.

Zhou Huai rubbed his forehead and sighed: "You can't get married if you are so violent!"

"With your poisonous tongue, no one would dare to marry you!"

"I'm just joking, they can't afford it, and they want to do something to me, so I let Feng, Hua, Xue, Haha throw people into the pond. It's hot and irritable, I just want them to calm down .”

"Slandering monks, slandering Taoism, insulting parents, and you still say it as a joke? You will use this quick tongue, have you thought about the consequences?"

"They're just joking, I'm just quick-talking, okay?! Anyway, the matter has been done now, so I'll bear the consequences myself." Zhou Huai waved his hands after speaking, and wanted to send the eldest princess out: "Just throw it into the water Choking on a few sips of water, but no one is dead, even if I die, I will pay for my life, it has nothing to do with you, you go back to your room."

The Eldest Princess was furious again, and said angrily, "What happened in Yongle Palace, how could it have nothing to do with me? I was tortured by others for meddling in other people's affairs, I will die someday, there is no other reason, I must be mad at you." of!"

"It'll be fine when I leave."

"Then you go!"

"You don't need to hurry, I will leave sooner or later."

"The Zhou family sent something into the palace today, are they going to send someone to pick you up? Then leave early! When cousin Xuan was splashing in the water, she was hit on the face by the dish you threw, and her nose was crooked. Go In front of the Taiyuan Hospital, I told you to wait!" When the eldest princess said this, she couldn't help but laughed out loud, and after coughing twice, she held back her laughter and put on a picture that the matter was serious and disaster was imminent. look.

Zhou Huai didn't speak, thinking of the appearance of those people after they were rescued, the corners of his mouth slightly turned up, and the innocent and lovely face was a little angry because of this smirk.

The eldest princess glanced at her, and finally asked with a helpless tone, "What's going on? Just now they were only crying about your evil deeds, and they didn't explain something clearly. Please tell me the whole thing. The queen mother will definitely send someone to ask, so I can answer."

Zhou Huai glanced at her, and first asked the other party a question: "If I say that they really provoked me first, would you believe me?"

The eldest princess stared into her eyes, and said after a long time, "Please explain the matter in detail first."

Zhou Huai knew that the eldest princess didn't believe it. After all, there are always wicked people bullying good people in this world. Who has ever seen a wicked person being bullied by a good person?She smiled indifferently, sat cross-legged on the mat, and told the eldest princess what happened today from the beginning to the end.

The classmates of the Imperial College made an appointment to visit the eldest princess whose right hand was injured. Because the get out of class ended early in the morning, they came earlier than the agreed time with the eldest princess. However, the eldest princess happened to go to the queen to discuss things and did not return, so Wei Xuan led them. Stroll around Yongle Palace.It's just that the weather was too hot at noon, so I just looked at the roses under the shade of the green trees, teased the water birds and fish in the river, and then went to the water pavilion built by the pond for a while.

The water pavilion is cool and airy, and the scenery is also good.There are reflections of buildings and half ponds of lotus flowers. The breeze blows across the water, and you can still smell the faint fragrance of lotus flowers in the coolness.It's just that Yuanjia's road is narrow, and I just ran into Zhou Huai who was having dinner with Ming Sheng in the waterside pavilion.

There is a short table in the pavilion, and the two sit opposite each other on the banquet. There are four or five dishes of side dishes on the table, two bowls of lotus seed stem rice porridge, and a bucket of crushed ice is placed beside the short table, with washed fruits buried in it.The two chatted about some anecdotes while eating comfortably, but most of the questions were from Ming Sheng, and Zhou Huai answered a few words absent-mindedly.Seven or eight-year-old Ming Sheng was at the age when he was curious and loved to listen to stories, so he pestered Zhou Huai to tell more about the living conditions outside the capital, and finally talked about Zhou Huai's jade fish from the customs of Yunzhou.

Zhou Huai looked at Mingsheng eagerly at the lanyard with the jade fish tied around her neck, but blushed and shyly dared not speak, so he took the jade fish off and handed it over. Wu Mingsheng hurriedly caught it with both hands, curious Take a closer look.

"Why is it in the shape of a fish?" Wu Mingsheng whispered to himself, his expression was stunned, and he asked Zhou Huai curiously: "Could it be that you were a fish in your previous life?"

Zhou Huai laughed after hearing this, and ate the vegetables without taking a bite, while laughing and making up nonsense: "That's right, I was a fish swimming around in my previous life."

Wu Mingsheng believed it was true, and asked with big round eyes: "Do you still remember your previous life? Then where do you live? Can you find it? Why don't you take me there?"

Zhou Huai looked at Wu Mingsheng, secretly amused in his heart, and babbled nonsense: "I know, someone wrote it, that is: There is a fish in Beiming, its name is Kun, and the Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot, and it turns into a bird." , its name is Peng, and Peng is so big that it needs two grills, one secret and one spicy."

Wu Mingsheng's eyes widened. She remembered that Zhuangzi's "Xiaoyaoyou" didn't seem to be written like this, but she didn't remember the original text for a while.Before Wu Mingsheng could respond, laughter came from behind him: "Hahaha, I have gained some insight today. If Zhuang Zhou listens, he must be angry."

The sudden sound of the sound startled the two people on the water pavilion. They turned their heads and saw Wei Xuan leading a group of people into the water pavilion, and the water pavilion became lively in an instant.

Zhou Huai knew them, but he was lazy to talk to them, so he turned a blind eye and continued to eat with Wu Mingsheng, but the mood just now was laughed away by these people, and he ate with Wu Mingsheng expressionlessly.

It's just that after those people walked into the water pavilion, some of them saw Zhou Huai but their eyes were hostile. Seeing that Zhou Huai was looking at no one, they ignored them, so they opened their mouths through the dishes on the table, and one of them deliberately asked loudly: " What kind of meat is this?"

The other quickly answered with a smile: "Why does it look like snake meat?"

The one who asked the question just now shook his head and said: "Such an unpleasant smell, can't it be civet cat meat?" After finishing speaking, the others laughed badly.

Wu Mingsheng at the side heard what they said, and was too scared to move his chopsticks, but when those people saw it, they laughed again.Wei Xuan took Zhang Yu to the side and stood far away, pretending to look at the lotus in the pond, but actually silently observing the movement here.

Zhou Huai listened, looked up at the smiles on the faces of those people, and looked at them with some surprise. She thought that she had already gained a notorious reputation and no one would dare to mess with her again, but where are these two fools now? ?

Those people were uncomfortable with Zhou Huai's eyes, and the smiles gradually disappeared from their faces. They looked at each other and stood still.

Zhou Huai received a letter from Yunzhou today, and was worrying about how to reply to the letter so that someone from Yunzhou could take her back. In addition, she still had a lot of secrets in her heart, and her expression was a bit preoccupied.And Wu Mingtai's pressure on her has gradually increased, which has made her a little tired, so she quarreled with these people lazily, and glanced at the other people who were silently watching the lotus in the water pavilion, and pinched Wu Mingsheng without changing expression. After taking a chopstick of the happiest secret shredded beef she ate just now, she raised her head and glanced at them who were still standing there, and said lightly, "Leave as soon as you finish speaking, don't affect my appetite."

If the matter reaches this point, the next thing will not happen after those people leave.But those few people are deliberately finding fault, how can they hold back this tone?It also led to the subsequent riots in Yongle Palace and Wei Xuan's fight.