After Xiuxian fell, I joined the entertainment industry

"Why are you here?" Guan Yujie spoke next to Lu Xi's ear, the gongs and drums were too noisy, and he opened his throat to speak, Guan Yujie waved to him, "Come with me."

So the two went outside, found a place with a quieter voice, and sat on a stone bench to talk.

"Lu Xi, are you following me?" Guan Yujie rubbed the white linen cloth back and forth, not feeling sad at all, and he smiled complacently, "Now believe me, I'm not lying, let me tell you something about Pingyang Local dialect!" He rubbed his knees and said a native dialect, "My knee hurts (probably that's what it means)."

Lu Xi said: "The one who passed away was your elder? Are you here for the funeral?"

Guan Yujie frowned: "I have never met these elders at all. Our family escaped the war and went to Hong Kong in the early years. We rarely interact with relatives here in Pingyang. Oh, don't you recognize my Shanghai accent? I have relatives in Shangyuan. The ones over there are closer. I was just playing in the mainland, but my father suddenly asked me to come to Pingyang for the funeral! I will go! If I had known, I would have gone abroad like my elder brother, so as to save these messy customs and a lot of relatives , I am beating gongs and drums and kneeling until my legs are limping, is it easy for me?"

Lu Xi thought for a while and said, "You came to the funeral, did your relatives tell you anything?"

"What else can I say? Just let me do whatever I want with those relatives! By the way, share the real estate." He paused, and then said, "When you say that, I think of something, so let me not Go to that grandma's room, tsk tsk, goosebumps came out when you reminded me like that, they said that the room was so dark that I had to go, I didn't think about anything just now, now that you're doing it like this... Wocao, what should I do? There won’t be anything scary, right? You guys came here in a weird way, and I heard that you still come to get money to do things, is there something dirty here?”

Lu Xi looked at him and said, "Where is your grandma's room? Why don't you take me to see it? When I entered the gate, I felt that there was a ghost in the main room of your house, but when I entered the main room, I found that it was not there. Maybe it was in the main room." In your grandma's room?"

Guan Yujie screamed: "Brother Lu, don't scare me! I'm going to pee from your scare today!"

Lu Xi smiled, and was about to coax him to lead the way when someone patted him on the shoulder suddenly.

Lu Xi and Guan Yujie looked back and saw Master Wu coming from a big tree, looking at them sullenly, "What are you two doing?" He mainly said to Lu Xi, "Master Xu's ritual is about to be done. It's over, you still don't want to go, wait to reveal your secrets, kid! Don't you go to the Internet cafe with 1000 yuan to play games?"

Guan Yujie was very unhappy when he heard this: "Who are you? Are you saying that Brother Lu is a child? He is only two or three years younger than me? What about his child? Do you know how powerful he is? Believe him or not Show you how to pinch a weasel with your hands and jump from a tall building on flat ground?"

According to Lu Xi's birth date on Baidu Encyclopedia, she is 19 years old this year, and Guan Yujie is 21 years old.

Master Wu was very speechless, he put on a dirty face, as if your Guan family begged me to come, he snorted, and said: "If I didn't bear the fact that the Guan family was disturbed by the evil spirits and made the house uneasy, I would not have signed up for you a long time ago. This is the Temple of Three Treasures!"

Brother Guan Yujie hooked shoulders with Lu Xi, and said, "Don't worry about any evil monsters, they are all appetizers in my brother Lu's hands. If you have the ability, you can go. What's a sanctimonious reason? If it weren't for my Guan family asking for 100 yuan Can you come?"

"You!" Master Wu, who was so angry that he vomited blood, finally walked away angrily.In fact, he is here for the 100 million. They come here to make money besides earning fame.Even if Guan Yujie provoked him like this, he couldn't just leave in anger, after all, his employer was the biggest and the money was the biggest.

Guan Yujie saw that Master Wu was angry and left, so he laughed with Lu Xi and said, "Lv Xi, you see that I am very loyal, and see that I blow you up, don't embarrass me!" He glanced at him and said, "To be honest, I'm quite scared now. Lu Xi, tell me the truth, can you solve the matter of our family?"

Lu Xi is not good at dealing with ghosts and monsters, and he doesn't understand the evil spirits in this world. He is only good at seeing Qi. It is indeed feasible to control souls and ghosts as Qi, but if they are destroyed, they must be entities. Lu Xi is telling the truth : "I'm not sure."

Guan Yujie yelled: "Then is it too late for me to hug that Master Wu's thigh? He looks very powerful, and the slap in the face came so fast! Lu Xi, you're screwing me!"

Lu Xi took out a piece of yellow talisman paper from her bag and said, "Why don't you let me draw a talisman for you first?"

"Is it amazing?"

"I'm not sure." Anyway, the evil spirits in the three thousand worlds, ten thousand demon caves and hundred ghost banners can't get close to them. I don't know what level the things in this world are.

Then, under Guan Yujie's distrustful eyes, Lu Xi mixed the cinnabar with the leftover tea, and then drew a Zhang Fu for him in a second.

Then he drew five talismans smoothly, dried them, and put them away.

Guan Yujie touched the talisman, seeing that Lu Xi drew it so quickly and perfunctorily, without any aura of magic stick, he thought in his heart that he would admit his mistake to Master Wu later, those Taoist priests who came to handle things seemed to be He just looks better.

When Lu Xi returned to the main room, the warlocks were chatting in a group.

"I didn't expect to invite Master Xu to be the master. The Guan family has worked hard. With Master Xu here, this evil spirit will definitely be killed tonight!"

"I heard that Master Xu is very cold. I don't know if he has finished the ceremony. Do we have a chance to talk to him? Daoyou Wu, I heard that you are very familiar with Master Wu? Why don't you introduce us? I heard that he is looking for dragons. The skill of acupressure is extremely deep, if we can get one or two pointers, we will not be in vain for this trip!"

The kung fu of finding dragon acupuncture points is classified into Fengshui. Fengshui is not as dangerous as catching ghosts and subduing demons.It's just that there are some things that are not passed on to the public, and there are so many things that need to be memorized and understood by rote.

Master Wu waved his hands modestly: "Uncle Xu Yu and my teacher are friends of gentlemen. I am a junior, so I can't count my words."

"The bell has stopped? Master Xu has finished his ritual! Hey! Look, he has come to our side!"

Xu Yu was wearing a magic robe and walked this way with a serious face, all juniors quickly sat down obediently.

"Here we come! Look here, Fellow Daoist Wu! Did he recognize you?"

Master Wu coughed and coughed in embarrassment, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect Uncle Xu Yu to remember me as a junior, I..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Xu Yu sitting opposite Lu Xi.

"Why is Master Xu sitting opposite this kid? Isn't this kid a liar who came to receive a red envelope?"

"What are they talking about?"

Several people moved closer silently, and Master Wu even saw Xu Yu's expression. Why is that expression... a little trembling?Then he heard a more subversive sentence from Xu Yu's mouth——

He saw Xu Yu cupped his hands and called out respectfully to Lu: "Master Lu."

Master Wu and others: "..."

"Fellow Daoist Wu, didn't you say that the kid came to receive the red envelope? Why is Master Xu Yu so respectful to him?" A Taoist priest asked doubtfully.

"I think Master Xu Yu seems to be quite afraid of him, is there some misunderstanding?" A Taoist priest looked at Master Wu suspiciously.

Master Wu's ears were red and he was sweating coldly, while he taunted calmly: "Young people these days don't learn anything else, they just know how to talk nonsense and pretend to be a fork. You have also seen that this kid doesn't even know the common sense of Feng Shui. What we just said He doesn't know anything about several kinds of evil spirits."

Everyone felt that it was true: "But why does Master Xu respect him?"

Master Wu said very firmly: "I just saw him whispering to the Guan family. The one who has friendship with the Guan family is either rich or noble. Maybe this kid is the young master of a rich family. You also know that Master Xu Yu is ,ennnnnnnnn is just a little greedy for petty gain, maybe the young master is interested in this aspect, Master Xu is coaxing the children!"

Several people also felt that Lu Xi was a famous brand, and she was not a child from an ordinary family, but: "But you said that he was in order to receive a red envelope, how could the young master of the rich family come to the house for 1000 yuan..."

Master Wu couldn't make it up anymore: "Maybe he ran away from home to earn Internet fees and play games..." Master Wu said that he didn't even believe it, please don't ask...

The author has something to say: Thank you~

读者“可以再更新一万字啊”,灌溉营养液+202019-04-2112:48:19

读者“巡山白雾”,灌溉营养液+12019-04-2108:02:42

读者“为何这么弱”,灌溉营养液+202019-04-2101:48:10

Wow! ! !Thank you all for the nourishment! ! ! ua!(╯3╰)