After Xiuxian fell, I joined the entertainment industry

"I'll take charge."

Lu Xi sat on the clean grass, the tall grass on both sides swayed back and forth, like the light sticks in the hands of a little fan swaying rhythmically, he buried his face deeply in his knees, and said in a low voice.

"En." Chatting behind him happily raised the corners of his mouth, and said to his heart that fortunately, the master finally had this realization, the marriage is married, the house is consummated, and if he can have a baby, he will be able to hold a baby soon. Wanda Shan has been deceiving himself and others for so long.

"Last night, you should have ignored me, stopped me, tied me up..." Lu Xi pointed to the surface of the water with a look of remorse, "Just tie me up and soak in this water overnight."

"Yeah." Liao Qing answered silently, but his thoughts flew back to last night. Last night, Lu Xi was really terrified. She was like a goblin, and she deliberately seduced him. Not even a bone left.

Lu Xi said: "Come here and let me have a look. I feel that the nourishment was very strong last night. What the hell is this damned Gu worm..."

Lu Xi felt that a hundred punches would not be enough to relieve her hatred. He not only seduced the corpse puppet he raised, but also sucked his energy, so that he could not give up. This process is quite indescribable, and it is very abnormal. He wanted to kill himself.

Sitting beside Lu Xi, Lu Xi put her hands on his dantian. After two days of making sauces, Lu Xi was no longer embarrassed and ashamed. Anyway, she did everything, but she did it twice, and both times were very embarrassing. If you dare to act but dare not act, it will appear very bad.

Lu Xi's eyes moved slightly, and her expression became serious: "Brother, your body has suffered a lot."

This is no longer the time to talk about love, embarrassment, shyness, and irresponsibility, because Liao Qing's body is really suffering a lot, and if he does it a few more times, he will almost be sucked dry by him. What he is doing now is like In raising the furnace, raise the furnace to be strong and delicious, and then squeeze it dry when the time comes.

"It's okay." Chat Qing said.

He thought in his heart that this might be the case of goblins sucking people's energy in TV dramas. Whenever this happens, the barrage will be full of dissuasion or scolding, but at this moment, he can already quite understand those moths flying into the flames, being trapped. □□Qi is heartbroken cannon fodder, and all Buddhist scriptures and scriptures are put aside. The goblin is so wonderful that I can't persuade it at all.

But of course he won't let things get worse. He clearly feels that the Gu worm in Lu Xi's body is extremely harmful. This Gu worm sucks.He didn't want to give his power to anyone other than Lu Xi.

He probed Lu Xi's dantian with his hand, and the Gu worm disappeared again. This Gu worm was so cunning that it lured Lu Xi to have sex with him to pick up supplements, and then disappeared immediately afterwards.

"Is it Agen?"

Lu Xi shook her head: "I don't think it's her, she's really inferior, even if it's a Gu worm, she can't recognize it."

Chat Qing fell into deep thought, recalling every detail carefully.

The two were sitting on the grass, Lu Xi looked up at the sun, and it was dusk again, the time to be shameless is really long, according to the routine of yesterday and the day before, Lu Xi suspected that the night had to start again, and the day was prostitution , Night after night, he felt ashamed to face his ancestors.

Of course there is no face to talk to.

Lu Xi took out her mobile phone and saw that there was a 3G signal in this place, so she wanted to ask a friend for help.

The first person he asked was He Zhong. He Zhong was a member of the Taoist sect. Lu Xi thought he should have a certain understanding of the world.

He Zhong: [Gu art is sorcery, I don’t know much about it, and my master also told me not to touch it. ]

Lu Xi sighed, he flipped through the friend list, the friends were sorted according to the first letter of pinyin, not far down, and saw Kong Xuan.

He thought about it, Kong Xuan seemed to be very powerful, maybe he knew it.

Lu Xi: [Kong Xuan, what are you doing?have time? ]

Kong Xuan replied almost instantly: [Is the sun coming out from the west?Lu Xixi, you actually took the initiative to chat with me?Did you miss me? ]

Lu Xi: [(smiling expression) My friend has encountered a little trouble recently and wants to ask me to ask you something. ]

Kong Xuan: [To be honest, is that friend you mentioned really you (expression package)]

Lu Xi: ... ... This guy's intuition is really accurate!

Lu Xi: [(haha) How is it possible. ]

Kong Xuan: [(suspicious emoticon package) Then you say it. ]

Lu Xi: [My friend got a Gu, the red Gu worms are hidden in the dantian, you can't see it at ordinary times, and they attack at night. ]

Kong Xuan: [Evil stuff, can't you solve it?How did it happen? To be more specific, I'm not very familiar with this, so I'll ask someone. ]

Lu Xi hesitated for a while, and finally typed tremblingly: [He starts to be in heat at night, and also sucks people's energy to replenish]

Kong Xuan: [...WTF? !so exciting?Isn't this his meow a love gu?There is no specific object in estrus?Did the subject also suffer from Gu? ]

Lu Xi: [No. ]

Kong Xuan: [Please explain in more detail, and I will ask for it. ]

Kong Xuan is filming an ancient puppet show here, the second male lead, a lovable character, his assistant brought his favorite rocking chair to the set, his agent saw him rocking and rocking leisurely, playing again cell phone.

He hated iron but said: "The director sued me again today, saying that you injured the martial arts instructor! You know how to play with your mobile phone, and you don't have much time to read books on how to increase your emotional intelligence!?"

Kong Xuan hissed: "Don't make noise, it's important."

"What's the matter? The crew is calling for dinner. Brother Xuan, I beg you to save face. The director thinks you are an ancestor. He cried with me yesterday and he can't afford you! What's the matter with you, isn't it playing?"

Kong Xuan said solemnly, "It's about Lu Xi."

The agent rolled his eyes: "What does Lu Xi's matter have to do with you? If he is your friend, why doesn't he accept our drama? I can tell that Wang Xiaolin in their family is as slippery as a loach of…….."

Kong Xuan completely ignored his words, and at this time he had already entered the group chat.

Kong Xuan: [I would like to ask everyone a question. I have a friend who has probably been hit by a Gu. He is in a rut, and he is picking up mending. The thing is hidden in the dantian, and it looks like a red Gu insect. What's the situation? ]

The chattering group suddenly became eerily quiet for five seconds.

Five seconds later—

One: [Kong Xuan, tell the truth, is the friend you are talking about yourself? ]

The number of people online in the group keeps increasing.

Kong Xuan: [...Made, get out of here. ]

This irritable and snarky sentence made the group strangely quiet for another three seconds.

One: [The Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva, who has practiced Buddhism for so long, is still so irritable? ]

Facts have proved that most Buddhist practitioners are quite irritable and love to cause trouble. In recent years, many things have been caused by them, everyone thinks silently.

The number of people online continues to increase rapidly.

Kong Xuan: [Don't bother with him, my friend asked, it's an important matter. ]

After three seconds, someone finally answered.

Mrs. Miaoxian: [My family knew a thing or two about this at this time, and I saw something similar to this. My family's knowledge is superficial and cannot be fully explained. Don't blame my lord for making a mistake. ]

Kong Xuan: [(cute expression pack) say it]

Lady Miaoxian began to send a message under the tremendous pressure and curiosity of gossip: [This technique looks like a Gu but is not a Gu. It is a kind of extremely evil love poison. There was a powerful person who was poisoned by this poison during the Lich War, and the ending was very tragic. , This poisonous yin drives the creature to suck the essence and life of the other party, but after seven days and six nights, it is completely opposite.Assuming that the poisoned person is A, and the other party is B, on the first day, A and B, well, on the next six days, the onset will occur every day, and only B can cure it, and at the same time, it will absorb B’s cultivation base and life, but on the second day On the seventh day, B will in turn consume all of A's cultivation. At this time, A is so poisoned that there is no cure. A's body cannot be separated from B, and even his thoughts will be controlled. Of course, his life is completely in the hands of the other party. When the poison is deep, only intercourse can survive.Also, the poison has a three-day limit, if you still have sex on the third day, even if you find an antidote, you won't be able to cure it. ]

Kong Xuan: [This shit is too ruthless, how to solve this thing? ]

Mrs. Miaoxian: [(covering her face shyly) The body of my family can cure all kinds of poisons, especially this kind of...]

The group was quiet for about ten seconds, and there were quite a number of onlookers at this time.

Kong Xuan: [….. Besides you, what other antidote is there? ]

Mrs. Miaoxian: [(covering her face and crying) There must be an antidote within ten steps of the poison. I don’t know why there is such a thing these days. The colorful phantom insects of evil ghosts are used to attract and suck black and white twins n naughty n flowers Love poison, this flower usually grows on a fingernail-sized spiritual stone with plenty of spiritual energy. The spiritual stone is soaked in magic energy, half black and half white, and it is the antidote, but this antidote should be a spiritual thing that has been born for tens of thousands of years, and it has already given birth to the spirit. Zhi, once the black and white twins n naughty n flower dies, the spirit stone will also run away immediately, it is hard to find, this flower is gone even in the underworld, I heard that the adults are still visiting the world privately, how could they be poisoned in the world...]

Kong Xuan: [It’s not me!Huh?Miaoxian, I seem to have heard that you are also alive?It seems that they are still doing some evil things?I'm idle these few days anyway, how about I drop by your place? ]

Mrs. Miaoxian: [(kneeling in horror) My lord, I was wrong!I'm working as an internet celebrity now, and I'm still doing shopping on my behalf recently. I'll send you ten boxes of masks for free!All authentic products, high-end brands, and your 360-degree no-dead-angle universe's most beautiful beauty are a perfect match! ]

Kong Xuan: [Hahaha, you are so polite, since you are in the world, remember to make a list for me, I will give you a love~ (pen refill)]

Three seconds after Kong Xuan went offline, he was kicked out of the group by the group leader.

Crowd A: [Kicked? ]

Crowd B: [He doesn't have a trumpet here, does he?I heard he's very small (shivering)]

One: [all kicked]

Crowd C: [Suffocate me!Madara, what did I see?I took a screenshot! ]

Crowd F: [Has Kong Xuanda been poisoned?Or is it such a stimulating poison? ]

Crowd E: [Somewhat looking forward to what's going on? ]

That cat: [It can't be Kong Xuan, have you forgotten how strong he really is, just kidding, this thing can poison him?Might be his friend]

Mrs. Miaoxian: [Does Nimeng think that his friend is suspicious? ]

That cat: [I suspect that Kong Xuan is that B]

The group of friends was shocked, Mrs. Miaoxian: [(Heaven collapses and Earth cracks emoji package) What! ! ! ?Could it be that Master Kong Xuan secretly fell in love in the lower world?Still very exciting love! ? ]

[Assuming the other party is a human being, wouldn't it be a cross-server love affair? ]

[Is this setting a bit familiar?This is a well-known BE setting, different ways for humans and gods, different ways for humans and gods, different ways for human beings, and different ways for humans and Buddhas! ! !Could it be that this will be a bloody sadomasochism that shakes the world and weeps ghosts and gods? ]

[Then this sadomasochism finally changed his sand sculpture character? ]

[Cured his secondary disease! ]

[Are you sure this isn't a gossip?This sand sculpture man has been rumored to have an affair with a certain boss!The results of it? ]

[There was also a scandal with a certain monster!The results of it? ]

Mrs. Miaoxian: [There was also an affair with me, what happened? ]

There was silence in the group.

That cat: [Everyone pay attention, what if it is true?It seems that A is very troublesome, be careful in the human world, if you meet this A, remember to take pictures for everyone to watch, let’s take good care of him (laughs)]

One: [Shut up, Kong Xuan is online, I have to pull him into the group. ]

Kong Xuan, who told Lu Xi about the situation, went online again: [How did I receive the news of being kicked?Um? ]

One: [There are a lot of junk accounts in the group, I'm sorry I accidentally kicked you out just now, you won't blame me, will you? (Show cute emoticon package)]

Kong Xuan was chilled by his emoji, and slowly typed three generous words: [Of course. ]

He thought about it and felt something was wrong: [Did you kick me and speak ill of me? ]

The members of the group pledged their lives: [Absolutely not! ]