985 Xiuxian University
Chapter 36
In the quiet time, with one person and one cat, the meal was extremely peaceful.
This silence lasted until one o'clock in the afternoon, when it was broken by a rhythmic knock on the door, "Dong Dong Dong——".
Lin Ze was still gnawing on a chicken bone, and the corners of his lips were covered with curry. He thought suspiciously, "Who is it? Could it be Grandma Su? Didn't Ji Chengfeng say that she won't come until three or four in the afternoon? "
Quickly spit out the chicken bones, wiped his mouth with a napkin, and Lin Ze responded loudly: "Come, come... just come and open the door!"
"Hello, who are you looking for?" Lin Ze asked as he opened the door.
Outside the house, under the bright sun, stood a noble lady holding a parasol. She had dyed short chestnut curly hair and wore a black skirt with a small fragrance.
Seeing Lin Ze appearing at the door of the room, she raised her slender hand, gracefully took off the sunglasses on her face, and sized Lin Ze up: "Oh, my dear~ Are you Nephew Ji Xian's little sweetheart? Baby?"
Lin Ze was completely stunned. Facing such a foreign lady, he tried his best to show an awkward yet polite smile: "Um, I..."
"Oh, baby, it doesn't matter if you're not!" The lady stretched out her well-maintained jade hand, patted her chest, and smiled kindly: "I'm not the group of gossipers on the cultivator forum. I'm not responsible for catching rape! I'm just here to pick up my son!"
"Meow——" At this moment, a surprised meow suddenly appeared in the room.
Like a sharp black arrow, the black currant sprang out from the house, jumped into the arms of the noble lady, like a baby swallow throwing itself into her arms, and like a tired bird returning to its nest.
"Oh! Mydearson!" The lady bent down for a moment, opened her arms, and hugged the black currant tightly, "Come, let Mama kiss you!"
Lin Ze leaned against the door frame, dumbfounded: "You...you are Granny Su!"
"mua!" The noble lady kissed the cat's head, then stood up straight with the black currant in her arms, showed a graceful smile to Lin Ze, and said, "What's the matter? His surname is Su!"
"Grandma Su, you, you are so young..." Lin Ze said blankly, and without paying attention, he spoke out what was in his heart.
"Hehehehe..." The lady was so happy that the flowers were trembling, she smiled coquettishly and said: "Little monk, you have such good eyes, no wonder nephew Ji Xian loves you, and mother-in-law also likes you."
"By the way, where's nephew Ji Xian?" Granny Su looked around the door.
Lin Ze was stunned for a while, then Fang said: "He and Huo Pili went out to visit the furniture store, the room is very messy, please don't come in, we have to redecorate."
Granny Su covered her small cherry mouth in surprise: "Oh, I forgot, it's all about Xiao Hei's fault, isn't it causing you trouble? I'm so sorry!"
Lin Ze shook his head: "It's okay, Xiao Hei is quite cute, don't blame him too much."
"Hey, that's it. I'll give you the 20 spirit stones first." Granny Su opened her satchel, took out a cloth bag from inside, and handed it to Lin Ze, "Please help me pass it to Ji Chengfeng , This is his reward for helping me find Xiao Hei."
Lin Ze accepted the cloth bag and nodded obediently: "I will hand it over to him!"
"Oh, there's more!" Granny Su thought for a while, then took out a large box of health care products from her handbag, and stuffed them into Lin Ze's hands without any explanation.
Lin Ze took two steps back, feeling a little panicked: "Grandma Su, why are you giving me these?"
"Oh, it's not for you!" Granny Su pursed her red lips and smiled, "I'm for you Taoist Ziwei who is pure and empty!"
Lin Ze: "...Ahhh?"
Granny Su: "It's Ji Chengfeng's master!"
Lin Ze: "Oh."
Granny Su took Lin Ze's hand, patted it lightly, and said softly: "Little monk, remember to tell Taoist Ziwei on behalf of the mother-in-law, this health care product is a regular medicine under the Danqing Sect, and you can't buy it outside. Got it, I got it through my relationship a while ago, let him give it a try, eat one pill a day, it is said that it can reduce the intensity of tribulation thunder!"
"Really, will it be effective?" Lin Ze swallowed his saliva and was tongue-tied. He heard that Ji Chengfeng's master went to teach the savages to speak Mandarin in order to reduce the effect of Thunder Tribulation!Wouldn't it be so convenient if taking a elixir could reduce the tribulation thunder?
"Whether it works or not... I can't tell in a few words." Granny Su touched her chin, and her tone was rarely hesitant: "He has to feel it himself when he crosses the tribulation!"
Lin Ze: "..." I always feel that something is wrong.
Seeing Lin Ze's doubtful eyes, Granny Su urged, "You just repeat it like this! Don't think too much! Anyway, they are all people who are going to cross the catastrophe. This kind of health care product is better to be trusted than to be trusted. Sigh, and a set is only 1888, which is not expensive. Keep these crystals. If you succeed in crossing the catastrophe, we can’t take them up. If you fail to cross the catastrophe, we can’t take them down. Just ask Ji Chengfeng to burn more for him in the future! Let me tell you, we can save money on any kind of robbery, but when it comes to crossing the catastrophe, we just can’t..."
"Hey, stop, stop...Grandma Su, you don't need to say anything, I will tell you!" Seeing that Granny Su's chatterbox could not be taken back once she opened it, Lin Ze was sweating on his forehead, and hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Okay, okay...I won't say anything." Granny Su rubbed her hands with a sneer, and continued to add: "If you Taoist Ziwei feels good after eating, let him call me, and we will have a set meal together. Two people can get [-]% off!”
"Okay, okay..." Lin Ze bit the bullet and promised, "I will definitely give him the health care products!"
"That's right... Oh, and, I still have the VIP card of "Zihezong Medical Cosmetic Hospital" here, and they asked me to give one to Daoist Ziwei!"
"Ahhh?" Lin Ze was dumbfounded: "Why are there more!?"
"Hey, little monk, don't you understand? Look at my young age? This is their family's rejuvenation series of beauty care just done! The effect is very effective, let him also go to Lapi, rejuvenation pill Once he eats it, no one will be able to tell that he is already 980 and seven years old!" Granny Su giggled while selling enthusiastically.
Lin Ze wanted to cry but had no tears: "Mother-in-law...I really..."
"No, this is my WeChat, you can add me! I have a lot of good things to share with you!"
At this moment, Black Gallon, who was being held by Granny Su, couldn't help but cast a sympathetic look at him.
But Granny Su seemed to have just opened her mouth. She began to take out new things from her small satchel and sell them to Lin Ze. The advertisements were one set after another, with different patterns.
Just when Lin Ze was about to collapse in Granny Su's thoughts, a cold voice sounded.
"Grandma Su, why don't you tell me when you arrive." Ji Chengfeng put his hands in his pockets and was walking slowly along the garden path outside.
"Oh, I've been here a long time ago. I saw this little monk was attracted to each other, so I said a few more words to him." Granny Su's eyes lit up when she saw Ji Chengfeng, and she wanted to hold his arm and chat again.
The corner of Ji Chengfeng's eyes twitched, he moved his footsteps back, and said in a calm tone: "I think the sun is about to set, and senior Zhu Huang from Linghai Pavilion is going to lead the dance on the clouds again, don't you go dancing with them ?”
"Oh... How time flies so fast!" Granny Su raised her hand, looked at her watch, and immediately called out, "It's almost too late, I'm going to dance quickly, so I won't bother you!"
Granny Su hugged the black currant, turned around hastily, raised her foot tremblingly and took a step out, her whole body seemed to have entered another world, and disappeared without a trace in a blink of an eye.
"Don't look at it, she is a powerful robber, and she can teleport long distances."
Ji Chengfeng turned his gaze to the dumbfounded Lin Ze, smiled muffled, and said, "Have your ears been poisoned by the noise today?"
Lin Ze suddenly came back to his senses, glared at him, and pretended to be fierce: "You still have the face to say, no wonder you and Huo Pili ran fast, leaving me to watch the house, so they are here waiting for me!"
Ji Chengfeng shook his head helplessly: "I didn't expect her to come so early today, don't you think I rushed back?"
Lin Ze was still angry, and he handed the cloth bag in his hand to Ji Chengfeng: "Here, your spirit stone."
"It's okay, you can take it, it will be worth your salary for this month." Ji Chengfeng walked into the door, changing his slippers, and said: "The part-time workers and the decoration team will be here soon, you go upstairs to practice for a while, read a book, time It passed quickly.
Lin Ze nodded: "Okay..."
Ji Chengfeng stood at the door. After changing his slippers, he raised his head and saw how clean his house was. His face froze, and he looked at Lin Ze in surprise: "You cleaned all of this?"
Lin Ze was helpless: "Yeah, I can't just look at the glass shards all over the floor!"
Ji Chengfeng's eyes suddenly softened, and he rubbed Lin Ze's head: "Didn't you let it go, I originally invited you here to let you have a comfortable weekend, I didn't expect to be at home So many things happened, but it made you tired."
Lin Ze shook his head vigorously: "It's okay, this weekend, I've already had a very easy time! I can't let you take care of me all the time, but I don't do anything, can I?"
"Oh, by the way, there are these health care products." Lin Ze seemed to remember something, he took the pile of gift boxes and piled them in front of Ji Chengfeng, "Grandma Su asked me to hand these over to your master. "
"Health care product again?" Ji Chengfeng frowned slightly, his expression was like that of a middle-aged son who broke his heart for his stupid father.
Lin Ze nana said: "Yes..."
"Forget it, put it there." Ji Chengfeng waved his hand weakly.
Lin Ze obediently put the health supplements in the corner. He turned his head strangely and asked Ji Chengfeng, "Are you also popular among elderly cultivators to take health supplements?"
Ji Chengfeng rubbed the center of his brows, and explained: "The number of robbers in the cultivation world is very small, which is already eye-catching. In addition, their wealth accumulated over thousands of years is very considerable, and their brains have been more or less struck by lightning. There is a problem, don't those little sects just point at them to fight the autumn wind..."
Lin Ze then nodded: "So it's like this...it's really disgusting!"
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
The spoiled only child cat, Black Gallon: "Tell me, do you have another cat! I'm still not your real son!"
Grandma Su: "Oh, nothing! Baby, you will always be Mama's good son!"
Black currant pointed at the fat orange cat angrily: "Then why did it come to my house!"
Granny Su: "Uh... this, this... it's here to be your daughter-in-law!"
Blackcurrant: "Fart! Its balls are bigger than mine!"
Orange Cat: Stare!
This silence lasted until one o'clock in the afternoon, when it was broken by a rhythmic knock on the door, "Dong Dong Dong——".
Lin Ze was still gnawing on a chicken bone, and the corners of his lips were covered with curry. He thought suspiciously, "Who is it? Could it be Grandma Su? Didn't Ji Chengfeng say that she won't come until three or four in the afternoon? "
Quickly spit out the chicken bones, wiped his mouth with a napkin, and Lin Ze responded loudly: "Come, come... just come and open the door!"
"Hello, who are you looking for?" Lin Ze asked as he opened the door.
Outside the house, under the bright sun, stood a noble lady holding a parasol. She had dyed short chestnut curly hair and wore a black skirt with a small fragrance.
Seeing Lin Ze appearing at the door of the room, she raised her slender hand, gracefully took off the sunglasses on her face, and sized Lin Ze up: "Oh, my dear~ Are you Nephew Ji Xian's little sweetheart? Baby?"
Lin Ze was completely stunned. Facing such a foreign lady, he tried his best to show an awkward yet polite smile: "Um, I..."
"Oh, baby, it doesn't matter if you're not!" The lady stretched out her well-maintained jade hand, patted her chest, and smiled kindly: "I'm not the group of gossipers on the cultivator forum. I'm not responsible for catching rape! I'm just here to pick up my son!"
"Meow——" At this moment, a surprised meow suddenly appeared in the room.
Like a sharp black arrow, the black currant sprang out from the house, jumped into the arms of the noble lady, like a baby swallow throwing itself into her arms, and like a tired bird returning to its nest.
"Oh! Mydearson!" The lady bent down for a moment, opened her arms, and hugged the black currant tightly, "Come, let Mama kiss you!"
Lin Ze leaned against the door frame, dumbfounded: "You...you are Granny Su!"
"mua!" The noble lady kissed the cat's head, then stood up straight with the black currant in her arms, showed a graceful smile to Lin Ze, and said, "What's the matter? His surname is Su!"
"Grandma Su, you, you are so young..." Lin Ze said blankly, and without paying attention, he spoke out what was in his heart.
"Hehehehe..." The lady was so happy that the flowers were trembling, she smiled coquettishly and said: "Little monk, you have such good eyes, no wonder nephew Ji Xian loves you, and mother-in-law also likes you."
"By the way, where's nephew Ji Xian?" Granny Su looked around the door.
Lin Ze was stunned for a while, then Fang said: "He and Huo Pili went out to visit the furniture store, the room is very messy, please don't come in, we have to redecorate."
Granny Su covered her small cherry mouth in surprise: "Oh, I forgot, it's all about Xiao Hei's fault, isn't it causing you trouble? I'm so sorry!"
Lin Ze shook his head: "It's okay, Xiao Hei is quite cute, don't blame him too much."
"Hey, that's it. I'll give you the 20 spirit stones first." Granny Su opened her satchel, took out a cloth bag from inside, and handed it to Lin Ze, "Please help me pass it to Ji Chengfeng , This is his reward for helping me find Xiao Hei."
Lin Ze accepted the cloth bag and nodded obediently: "I will hand it over to him!"
"Oh, there's more!" Granny Su thought for a while, then took out a large box of health care products from her handbag, and stuffed them into Lin Ze's hands without any explanation.
Lin Ze took two steps back, feeling a little panicked: "Grandma Su, why are you giving me these?"
"Oh, it's not for you!" Granny Su pursed her red lips and smiled, "I'm for you Taoist Ziwei who is pure and empty!"
Lin Ze: "...Ahhh?"
Granny Su: "It's Ji Chengfeng's master!"
Lin Ze: "Oh."
Granny Su took Lin Ze's hand, patted it lightly, and said softly: "Little monk, remember to tell Taoist Ziwei on behalf of the mother-in-law, this health care product is a regular medicine under the Danqing Sect, and you can't buy it outside. Got it, I got it through my relationship a while ago, let him give it a try, eat one pill a day, it is said that it can reduce the intensity of tribulation thunder!"
"Really, will it be effective?" Lin Ze swallowed his saliva and was tongue-tied. He heard that Ji Chengfeng's master went to teach the savages to speak Mandarin in order to reduce the effect of Thunder Tribulation!Wouldn't it be so convenient if taking a elixir could reduce the tribulation thunder?
"Whether it works or not... I can't tell in a few words." Granny Su touched her chin, and her tone was rarely hesitant: "He has to feel it himself when he crosses the tribulation!"
Lin Ze: "..." I always feel that something is wrong.
Seeing Lin Ze's doubtful eyes, Granny Su urged, "You just repeat it like this! Don't think too much! Anyway, they are all people who are going to cross the catastrophe. This kind of health care product is better to be trusted than to be trusted. Sigh, and a set is only 1888, which is not expensive. Keep these crystals. If you succeed in crossing the catastrophe, we can’t take them up. If you fail to cross the catastrophe, we can’t take them down. Just ask Ji Chengfeng to burn more for him in the future! Let me tell you, we can save money on any kind of robbery, but when it comes to crossing the catastrophe, we just can’t..."
"Hey, stop, stop...Grandma Su, you don't need to say anything, I will tell you!" Seeing that Granny Su's chatterbox could not be taken back once she opened it, Lin Ze was sweating on his forehead, and hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Okay, okay...I won't say anything." Granny Su rubbed her hands with a sneer, and continued to add: "If you Taoist Ziwei feels good after eating, let him call me, and we will have a set meal together. Two people can get [-]% off!”
"Okay, okay..." Lin Ze bit the bullet and promised, "I will definitely give him the health care products!"
"That's right... Oh, and, I still have the VIP card of "Zihezong Medical Cosmetic Hospital" here, and they asked me to give one to Daoist Ziwei!"
"Ahhh?" Lin Ze was dumbfounded: "Why are there more!?"
"Hey, little monk, don't you understand? Look at my young age? This is their family's rejuvenation series of beauty care just done! The effect is very effective, let him also go to Lapi, rejuvenation pill Once he eats it, no one will be able to tell that he is already 980 and seven years old!" Granny Su giggled while selling enthusiastically.
Lin Ze wanted to cry but had no tears: "Mother-in-law...I really..."
"No, this is my WeChat, you can add me! I have a lot of good things to share with you!"
At this moment, Black Gallon, who was being held by Granny Su, couldn't help but cast a sympathetic look at him.
But Granny Su seemed to have just opened her mouth. She began to take out new things from her small satchel and sell them to Lin Ze. The advertisements were one set after another, with different patterns.
Just when Lin Ze was about to collapse in Granny Su's thoughts, a cold voice sounded.
"Grandma Su, why don't you tell me when you arrive." Ji Chengfeng put his hands in his pockets and was walking slowly along the garden path outside.
"Oh, I've been here a long time ago. I saw this little monk was attracted to each other, so I said a few more words to him." Granny Su's eyes lit up when she saw Ji Chengfeng, and she wanted to hold his arm and chat again.
The corner of Ji Chengfeng's eyes twitched, he moved his footsteps back, and said in a calm tone: "I think the sun is about to set, and senior Zhu Huang from Linghai Pavilion is going to lead the dance on the clouds again, don't you go dancing with them ?”
"Oh... How time flies so fast!" Granny Su raised her hand, looked at her watch, and immediately called out, "It's almost too late, I'm going to dance quickly, so I won't bother you!"
Granny Su hugged the black currant, turned around hastily, raised her foot tremblingly and took a step out, her whole body seemed to have entered another world, and disappeared without a trace in a blink of an eye.
"Don't look at it, she is a powerful robber, and she can teleport long distances."
Ji Chengfeng turned his gaze to the dumbfounded Lin Ze, smiled muffled, and said, "Have your ears been poisoned by the noise today?"
Lin Ze suddenly came back to his senses, glared at him, and pretended to be fierce: "You still have the face to say, no wonder you and Huo Pili ran fast, leaving me to watch the house, so they are here waiting for me!"
Ji Chengfeng shook his head helplessly: "I didn't expect her to come so early today, don't you think I rushed back?"
Lin Ze was still angry, and he handed the cloth bag in his hand to Ji Chengfeng: "Here, your spirit stone."
"It's okay, you can take it, it will be worth your salary for this month." Ji Chengfeng walked into the door, changing his slippers, and said: "The part-time workers and the decoration team will be here soon, you go upstairs to practice for a while, read a book, time It passed quickly.
Lin Ze nodded: "Okay..."
Ji Chengfeng stood at the door. After changing his slippers, he raised his head and saw how clean his house was. His face froze, and he looked at Lin Ze in surprise: "You cleaned all of this?"
Lin Ze was helpless: "Yeah, I can't just look at the glass shards all over the floor!"
Ji Chengfeng's eyes suddenly softened, and he rubbed Lin Ze's head: "Didn't you let it go, I originally invited you here to let you have a comfortable weekend, I didn't expect to be at home So many things happened, but it made you tired."
Lin Ze shook his head vigorously: "It's okay, this weekend, I've already had a very easy time! I can't let you take care of me all the time, but I don't do anything, can I?"
"Oh, by the way, there are these health care products." Lin Ze seemed to remember something, he took the pile of gift boxes and piled them in front of Ji Chengfeng, "Grandma Su asked me to hand these over to your master. "
"Health care product again?" Ji Chengfeng frowned slightly, his expression was like that of a middle-aged son who broke his heart for his stupid father.
Lin Ze nana said: "Yes..."
"Forget it, put it there." Ji Chengfeng waved his hand weakly.
Lin Ze obediently put the health supplements in the corner. He turned his head strangely and asked Ji Chengfeng, "Are you also popular among elderly cultivators to take health supplements?"
Ji Chengfeng rubbed the center of his brows, and explained: "The number of robbers in the cultivation world is very small, which is already eye-catching. In addition, their wealth accumulated over thousands of years is very considerable, and their brains have been more or less struck by lightning. There is a problem, don't those little sects just point at them to fight the autumn wind..."
Lin Ze then nodded: "So it's like this...it's really disgusting!"
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
The spoiled only child cat, Black Gallon: "Tell me, do you have another cat! I'm still not your real son!"
Grandma Su: "Oh, nothing! Baby, you will always be Mama's good son!"
Black currant pointed at the fat orange cat angrily: "Then why did it come to my house!"
Granny Su: "Uh... this, this... it's here to be your daughter-in-law!"
Blackcurrant: "Fart! Its balls are bigger than mine!"
Orange Cat: Stare!
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