The Scum Shou's Survival Guide

Keep yourself the same.

Perhaps he should directly obliterate Ye Ming, obliterate his own weaknesses, in order to become the most powerful existence.

【Qin Yi: Hey, it’s a bit too much to think like this. Anyway, he saved your life. If it weren’t for his soul-returning pill, you would still be struggling in those derived worlds. 】

[Lu Xiuwen: That's right, although the 'Returning Soul Pill' is not the main reason, but I feel that if Xie He intentionally blocks it, you won't recover so smoothly.You can come back now because you have a relationship with Ye Ming. 】

【Kosen: Don't do things you regret, don't make me look down on you. 】

[Yue Ling: I'm in a bad mood, Ye Ming hasn't seen me for a long time, he obviously likes me the most. 】

[Shen Ye: By the way... No one of you noticed, are people outside still in Hei Yeming?I'm so angry that I don't want to go online these days. 】

Because of Shen Ye's opening, everyone was diverted from the topic, ignoring the main god and went to read the Internet and comments. Even Li Zechen, who just said that he was going to calm down for a while, couldn't hold back his head. After reading it, they all expressed their indignation. These sunspots knew Heiye Ming, it was too much!

The main god didn't want to read it, but he had to, because these personalities were scrolling comments in his mind like swiping the screen, without stopping for a while, and the originally bad mood became even worse.

The most important thing is that those insulting and attacking remarks on Ye Ming made him very unhappy. Although he didn't care about Ye Ming, it was not up to these ants to slander him.

He couldn't do anything with those damn personalities, and now he was full of anger and finally found a place to vent, heh...someone happened to hit him with a gun.

Earth, at [-]:[-] p.m. local time, an otaku rented out a house.

Under the dim light, a fat man who took fifty cents to blackmail Ye Ming was conscientiously posting Ye Ming's scandals on the forum Weibo, arguing with Ye Ming's fans, fast and happy, and a comment of five cents Money, it's all money!Just as he was about to send out the edited comments, suddenly—the computer host gave off a burning smell, and the monitor sparked with lightning, scaring him to sit on the ground.

Fuck, the quality of this computer is not good enough!

He was about to check the computer with a gloomy face, when the cell phone next to him rang suddenly, so he decided to check for any news first, usually they were all in this group to receive tasks, maybe there was some important news.

"I suddenly found out that my account was blocked just now. I thought it was reported, so I re-registered, and it was blocked again in less than a second. I can't register anymore, and I can't speak!" said another sunspot. .

"Me too. It's not like I haven't encountered this kind of thing before. I didn't directly attack people to avoid danger. How could I be banned? Call customer service and say they didn't do it." Heizi No. [-] said.

"That's right, even if it's a report, it's dealt with too quickly, right? Didn't they do it by ghosts?"

"Damn it, fucked it up, my computer exploded!" Heizi N said.

The WeChat group was quiet for a while, and then news came out one after another, in a tone of confusion and shock.

"My computer burned too!"

"My computer has a virus!"

"Can't speak, can't speak, as long as it involves Ye Ming, it can't be sent."

"Is this a high-level hacker organization?"

"What hacker organization can still blow up your computer?"

"I tried changing the computer just now, but it didn't work..."

"Like being cursed."

"Wait, I think this seems to be a supernatural event..."

"Brother, don't be like this, I'm very scared now..."

"It's okay if you don't say it, but I'd be terrified if I said it. God bless me, I didn't kill or set fire. I just said a few words..."

Fat House Heizi looked at his computer, which was billowing with smoke, and touched his sore buttocks, with a look of horror in his eyes. Can this be described as a hacker organization?Who can clean up the entire network in the blink of an eye, hack all websites, and blow up other people's computers by the way!I'm afraid it can't be done by alien hackers!

Amitabha, Amitabha, I have used the money to do something wrong for my whole life. Now I know I was wrong. From now on, I will wash my hands and be a person. I will donate the money tomorrow and burn a few sticks of incense. Ye Ming is not someone we can mess with!Please let it go!

This kind of scene also happened in countless groups, and many people who took money from Hei Yeming expressed their lingering fears and hoped that they would survive the catastrophe.Those spontaneous pink eye patients and black fans who can't get used to Ye Ming also encountered similar weird computer failures. In just one night, the Internet was harmonious, singing and dancing were peaceful, and there was less tension in other places. ...

This is a successful network cleansing operation initiated by the Lord God.

………………

Ye Ming didn't know about this, and in the blink of an eye, another few days passed.

He was bored lying on the bed and eating, while eating, he complained that the Lord God is really glass-hearted... Didn't I just take the initiative?As for scaring you away for so many days?I'm getting more and more shy...

Boring, boring, Ye Ming lowered his head and rolled his eyes, wondering if he came here to pretend to be pitiful or something?Hmm... that's right, it's not okay to blindly chase after him actively!In this way, the Lord God can continue to let himself go without a sense of crisis, and it is difficult for things to make progress.To give a very simple example, why do women cry, make trouble and hang themselves?Because crying, making trouble and hanging herself three times can attract attention, although it may not be successful, but a woman who does not cry, make trouble and hang herself three times will definitely not be able to win sympathy!

Especially now when the enemy's situation is unclear, I have to show weakness appropriately, and use my sorrow to impress the cold heart of the Lord God!He is the best at pretending to be pitiful.

Ye Ming thought of this, swallowed the fruit in his mouth, hiccupped his voice, and prepared to act now!

But just as he was getting ready, he stretched out his hand to touch his flaccid belly that had grown up these days because of "borrowing food to relieve his sorrows". After a moment of embarrassment, he got up and went to find a set of loose white pajamas.

The style of the pajamas is simple, with a large shape and long sleeves. When worn like this, the white and slender wrists and ankles are exposed, making them look very slender. Coupled with the chains on the wrists, it is even more pitiful!

Ye Ming was ready, he hugged his knees with both hands and curled up at the foot of the bed, buried his head in his knees, his shoulders shrugged, as if he was crying.

As soon as he opened and closed his eyes, his eye sockets turned red. He wanted to let the Lord God know that he would be very sad to be ignored in this way!

Ye Ming was sobbing silently, with tears still on his face, he thought to himself, come quickly, come and have a look, I'm so sad that I collapsed!You hard-hearted heartless person...

Although he was well prepared, Ye Ming had always been a patient person. He didn't expect the Lord God to come over immediately, and he was even mentally prepared to fight a protracted battle. No difficulty could hinder him from achieving his goal!

Just thinking about it, the door suddenly opened.

Ye Ming was stunned, and reflexively raised his head to look at the gate, thinking that the Lord God is so soft-hearted?He came as soon as I cried? !It's not too difficult... He showed a pitiful and stubborn look without hesitation, and was about to kill the main god with his eyes, but a pair of people who came in immediately froze.

No - the script is wrong!

Li Muxun broke through the door, took a deep breath, and saw Ye Ming in a luxurious room, wearing a large white pajamas, holding his knees with his hands, looking at him with dull eyes with a tear-stained face...wrists, ankles There are still chains everywhere, a pitiful look of being devastated, and I feel distressed immediately.

No one in the real world found out that Ye Ming was missing, but Li Muxun was not included.

Li Muxun is not a human being in the real world, so he quickly noticed the abnormality. He discovered that Yue Ling not only took Ye Ming away, but also covered up his whereabouts. I am much smarter and stronger than myself!Coupled with the incomparably powerful energy turbulence that erupted before, Yue Ling's identity is almost ready to be revealed...

Therefore, Li Muxun didn't dare to make a big show, carefully followed the traces left by the data, and finally found Ye Ming's trace in this extra-dimensional space, and Ye Ming was indeed imprisoned.

Li Muxun gritted his teeth, feeling sad and helpless, is it true that the Lord God would not let him go... He strode forward, grabbed Ye Ming's wrist, and said sharply, "Follow me!"

It is definitely not enough to stay in the main world, but he can think of a way to send Ye Ming to other worlds, maybe he can avoid the tracking of the main god, at least there is still a glimmer of life.

Ye Ming didn't finally come back to his senses until Li Muxun grabbed his wrist. Looking at Li Muxun's worried and solemn face, he knew immediately that he had misunderstood. Li Muxun was eaten!Hit the wrong target!

Brother, brother, you really misunderstood!You listen to me explain!

Ye Ming didn't know why Li Muxun appeared, but of course he couldn't go away with Li Muxun now, he was very anxious, and lowered his voice: "Don't worry about me, I'm fine, let's go, if Yue Ling comes back and finds out alright."

Li Muxun thought that Ye Ming was afraid of him getting hurt and didn't want to hurt him, but since he had ventured into the space of the Lord God, he was determined to break the boat, how could he leave Ye Ming behind, grab his wrist hard and go outside.

But before taking two steps, suddenly an extremely powerful coercion suppressed it!

Li Muxun's face changed drastically, his bones gurgled, and he knelt down slowly under the pressure!He propped himself on the ground with one hand, raised his head with difficulty, and saw at the gate, the Lord God had no expression on his face, his eyes were cold... walking over step by step.

That powerful force caused his data to almost burn and decompose, and he couldn't even move a single finger, and his eyes couldn't help showing a look of despair.

Or... a step too late?

The Lord God finally stopped a few steps away from them. He lowered his head slightly, looked at Li Muxun with eyes like gazing at ants, and slowly said indifferently: "You, you shouldn't have come."

Ye Ming stood there blankly. Although he didn't feel the oppressive force of Li Muxun facing the main god, even if he only looked at Li Muxun's appearance, he knew how much pressure he was enduring now.

And at this moment, looking at the eyes of the Lord God, looking at the eyes that had returned to indifference and emotionless, he finally shed bitter tears from the heart...

Dear, dear, this is a misunderstanding!You listen to me explain!

The author has something to say: Ye Ming: On the opposite and serious consequences brought about by the wrong order of appearance QAQ

Lord God: Hehe.