The Scum Shou's Survival Guide

Li Muxun's expression was slightly distorted, and he swallowed the word "hot chicken".

He realized that he almost collapsed his avatar because he couldn't hold back just now, but he couldn't bear it anymore. Can't this hot chicken have something normal in his mind?Either he likes Yue Ling or he?Did he think he was still playing the time travel strategy game? !

I can't wait to knock his head open to see what's inside, it's not serious that disaster is imminent!

Ye Ming stared at Li Muxun's pitch-black face, coughed dryly, with a somewhat embarrassed expression, "Uh, so it didn't..."

Li Muxun sneered, tapped his fingers on the table, and looked at him meaningfully: "You understand what it means to be passionate."

Only those blind and blind raiders will be deceived by this guy, and they love him with all their hearts, and they know his true face clearly, how could they like him!

Li Muxun knew Ye Ming very well, this bastard had a thicker skin than a city wall, and just as he was about to say something and decided not to give this hot chicken a chance to take advantage of him... Ye Ming suddenly showed a lonely and hurt look.

Ye Ming's eyes were dim, and he forced a smile: "I'm sorry."

Li Muxun was taken aback, this is not Ye Ming's style.

Ye Ming looked at him and said softly: "I actually... think you are a bit like my friend."

If Ye Ming continues to brazenly say that he likes him, Li Muxun promises that he doubts life, but Ye Ming's lost appearance, and such sentimental words, make Li Muxun lose his temper. Holding back his breath, he said nervously, "Oh?"

There was a faint look of nostalgia in Ye Ming's eyes, his tone seemed to be a little emotional, but also a little helpless, and he said slowly: "He is a very good friend of mine, he takes care of me a lot like an elder brother, and is very reliable...with him I don’t have to worry about anything, although sometimes he will dislike me, but I know that he is cold-hearted and warm-hearted, he is actually a very responsible and good person, and he never really ignores me.”

Li Muxun suddenly became more nervous, and said bluntly, "That's pretty good..."

Ye Ming shook his head, and smiled wryly: "Unfortunately, we separated, and we will never see each other again."

Li Muxun pursed his lips, the anger just now disappeared without a trace, and his voice became low, "He is..."

Ye Ming hurriedly forced a smile, and said, "Brother Li, don't get me wrong, he's not dead, but he's not with me anymore, and probably won't have a chance to see him again in the future."

Li Muxun looked at Ye Ming's frustrated face, Ye Ming seemed very sad, but he still forced himself to explain to him with a smile, so... is this what you really think?Is that how you see me?I thought you didn't care about leaving me, just like you didn't care about leaving those worlds, those people.

Heartless, do whatever you want.

But I always knew that you just wanted to come back here, so that never really stopped you, and everything went your way.

Li Muxun's voice was hoarse, and he said in silence for a moment, "I am very similar to your friend?"

Ye Ming nodded, and said: "Yes, if he hadn't left, he would probably care about me like you do... I hope you don't mind what I just said, I was just joking because you are kind." He said Showing a little aggrieved look.

Because of her good looks, people can't bear to lose their temper when they show weakness.

Li Muxun thought it was hell, one day...he would feel pity for this hot chicken!It's all because what this hot chicken said just now was too sensational, what kind of good friend, bah... Do you think that a few words like this can obliterate your essence?I take care of you only because of job duties!I am so dedicated to every host!Don't be sentimental.

Although Li Muxun was thinking this way, his expression softened without even knowing it, and he said, "It's nothing."

He paused, his eyes struggled, and he added bluntly: "Although we are not together anymore, I think he should care about you."

After hearing these words, Ye Ming was silent for a long time, and fixedly looked at Li Muxun.

Li Muxun felt uncomfortable being looked at by him, did he say something wrong?

But Ye Ming suddenly showed a smile, his eyes were smiling, his expression was vivid, his voice was clear and pleasant, and his spirit was high, not even half of the sentimental look he had just now said, "Brother Li, you are really a gentle person, so... you Sure enough, they like me! Don't be embarrassed, there are many people who like me."

The harmonious and sentimental atmosphere just now dissipated in an instant.

Ye Ming sighed with faint eyes: "It's a pity that I only have Yue Ling in my heart, and I already have a lover, so I can't accept your feelings."

I bother!

Li Muxun stood up suddenly, and said with a half smile: "It's okay, you two stay together, I will never destroy your relationship, don't worry."

He doesn't even want to kill Ye Ming now, he just wants to kill himself!I'm afraid he wants to intervene in this hot chicken because he has a virus, so let this hot chicken and his targets continue to love each other and kill each other!What does life and death have to do with him?They have been untied! ! !

Li Muxun turned around and left. If he didn't leave, he was afraid that a tragedy would happen here.

Ye Ming looked at the back of Li Muxun leaving, and after a while, looked at the coffee in front of him and sighed: "Hey, my golden thighs are angry, too narrow-minded... If you don't like me, why are you treating me like this?" Well, people will misunderstand."

Fortunately, Li Muxun had already left, otherwise he would definitely not be able to control the prehistoric power in his body, and would throw coffee on his face.

Ye Ming shook his head, got up and went to pay the bill. He also packed a cup of coffee to take back, so that his Demon Lord could try human coffee. I don't know if he's used to it or not hehehe...

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When Ye Ming returned home, it wasn't too late, after all, he didn't stay with Li Mu for long.

Zong Jun was sitting at home watching TV, and there was still a very popular blind date show on TV... He seemed to have completely adapted to life in the modern world, and he couldn't see any trace of a cultivator. Seeing Ye Ming come back, With a natural smile, he said, "I'm done."

Ye Ming was a little worried at first, but when he saw Zong Jun's appearance, his worry disappeared. Mozun probably didn't find anything!

Ye Ming walked over and handed the coffee to Zong Jun, grinning: "Just now I received another audition notice, but there is no rush, there is still a while, we can go out to relax first, by the way, coffee for you. "

Zong Jun was holding the coffee, and the strange bitter taste floated into his nostrils. He didn't like it very much, but since Ye Ming gave it to him, he took a sip as if nothing had happened. Humans actually like to drink this kind of Chinese medicine. .

But this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is, who exactly did Ye Ming go out to meet.

Zong Jun had finally reunited with his beloved, wishing he could be with him all the time, lest he would wake up from the dream and disappear when he separated... But he didn't want to make things difficult for Ye Ming, making him feel uncomfortable and restrained, After all, Ye Ming has no memory of his past life now, so he didn't interfere with Ye Ming's whereabouts, nor did he propose to go with him, but just used a small tracking spell on him.

Zong Jun waited for Ye Ming to leave, followed the spell, waited outside, and saw Li Muxun walking in after a while.

Who Ye Ming saw was right in front of his eyes.

At that moment, unprecedented anxiety and chaos filled Zong Jun's heart, why did Ye Ming meet Li Muxun?Zong Jun wouldn't have cared so much if he saw other people, but Li Muxun... He obviously has other plans for Ye Ming, and Ye Ming also has a good impression of him.

And he would never allow anyone to take Ye Ming away from him.

The coldness in Zong Jun's eyes flashed away, and then his gentle look was covered again, as if he didn't know anything, he reached out and hugged Ye Ming tightly, and confirmed in his ear: "You won't leave me, Yeah?"

"Of course not!" Ye Ming swears, his heart is full of love, the Demon Lord has come to a strange world, it turns out he still has such an uneasy side, it really makes people want to feel pity.

Zong Jun smiled, his eyes were bottomless, he lightly brushed Ye Ming's lips with his thumb, and kissed Ye Ming passionately.

Ye Ming didn't evade either, he put his arms around Zong Jun's neck and responded enthusiastically, it was necessary to give some sweetness, besides...he has also been abstinent recently, so hard!

Zong Jun's eyes darkened a bit, and inside he was deeply suppressed emotions, because he didn't want to force Ye Ming in the slightest, so even if he wanted to go crazy, he always restrained himself from his actions, but all this was caused by Ye Ming's initiative. Under these circumstances, all the defense lines were defeated in an instant!

He strode into the room with Ye Ming in his arms, directly pressed him down, stared at him with lowered eyes, the corners of his lips curled up: "Do you want it?"

Ye Ming's ears blushed slightly, and he nodded slowly.

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One night passed, Ye Ming was lying on the bed, Xindao Mozun was still doing such a good job, he didn't regress at all, even his habits didn't change!He is very happy and satisfied, of course... one of the reasons is that his boyfriend is in good health, but it's a pity... I don't know where he went, hey.

While he was thinking wildly, the phone rang.

Ye Ming reached out and grabbed the phone, and made a slightly hoarse voice: "Hello?"

There was silence on the phone for a while, and then Fang Sheng's voice sounded: "Are you overindulging?"

Ye Ming's face turned red, and he was rarely embarrassed, so he whispered, "It's so obvious, did you hear it?"

Fang Sheng sneered: "Your voice is hoarse, you are young, why don't you restrain yourself a little?"

"It's not bothering you..." Ye Ming muttered in a low voice, and then complained dissatisfiedly: "Can't it be because I have a cold? You don't care about me at all!"

Fang Sheng wanted to spurn Ye Ming without even thinking about it, but he heard Zong Jun's deep voice vaguely coming over the phone, "Who is it?"

Ye Ming immediately ignored Fang Sheng, and said with a smile: "A friend." As he spoke, he had a lingering wake-up kiss with Zong Jun, inseparable!

Fang Sheng: ... MD, he wants to kill these two dogs who show affection regardless of the occasion!

After Ye Ming kissed, he realized that Fang Sheng had hung up the phone in a fit of anger, and only sent a text message: Remember to attend the wrap-up banquet tonight!

It was only now that Ye Ming remembered this matter. In fact, he didn't really want to participate. Zong Jun put his arms around him, glanced at the text message, and said with a smile, "Is there an event tonight?"

Ye Ming nodded, and said nonchalantly, "It doesn't matter if I'm a small character like me or not."

From this point of view, Young Master Ye is quite headstrong. If someone with no background really wants to develop in the entertainment industry, he will definitely not miss any chance to make friends with others. He has to lower his figure to seek opportunities, but Ye Ming only Thinking about going out on honeymoon with Zong Jun, not to mention that he didn't know when his kissing boyfriend would change in the shell, he was worried, he really didn't care about these things, he was afraid that there would be accidents with Zong Jun.

After all, he was still a little worried about Mozun's big personality.

But Zong Jun said softly: "Since you have been notified, it is better to go. If you are traveling, it doesn't matter if you are a day late."

Ye Ming didn't expect Zong Jun to be so considerate and considerate, and he seemed very normal these two days, so with his level of adaptation, he shouldn't mess around?Maybe I really worry too much?If that's the case... then it doesn't matter if you go for a while.

"Okay." Ye Ming smiled.

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Li Muxun was left angrily by Ye Ming yesterday, and for a while he thought about leaving like this, and was too lazy to care about that hot chicken, but he still didn't make up his mind.

With such a conflicted mood, Li Muxun attended the dinner party. As the first male lead, he had to be there.

During the dinner party, many people gathered around him with the intention of flattering him. Li Muxun also responded gracefully one by one. Although he was very disdainful and indifferent to these human beings in his heart, he couldn't see it at all on the surface. As a high-level system, he What he does and what he says are all done through precise calculations to get the most suitable effect. Ye Ming is probably the only one who can be so angry that he collapsed...

But I am still worried about this spicy chicken.

I don't know what's going on with Ye Ming now, he has been restricted too much in the main world, and he can't monitor everything unscrupulously and aloofly like before. If Ye Ming encounters any danger, he may not even know it.

But... there should be no danger, Zong Jun can't hurt Ye Ming, the premise is that he doesn't know the truth.

Hmm... Ye Ming probably wouldn't let him know the truth.

Li Muxun was a little absent-minded, and suddenly glanced over the gate, and saw Ye Ming and Zong Jun walking in, it really means that Cao Cao will be there soon.

Ye Ming is wearing a fashionable casual suit, with soft black hair blown into a shape, fair and delicate skin without makeup, which is better than many celebrities, with a handsome face and decent clothing, Gu Pan is flamboyant and dazzling, how can a real person compare? The photo looks good on TV. Although he is only a small star, his appearance is better than everyone here.

Zong Jun, on the other hand, dressed a little more formally, with a meticulous shirt and tie, but despite this, his handsome, upright and dignified appearance was also fascinating to watch. The two appeared at the door, attracting many eyes.

Ye Ming glanced lazily and casually, then turned his head and smiled at Zong Jun: "What are you drinking?"

When he was talking to Zong Jun, there was a smile in his eyes and an intimate demeanor. Many people inexplicably had a thought in their hearts, could these two be a couple? What a pity!Such two extremely handsome guys actually internally digested tsk tsk.

This scene also fell into the eyes of the actress who played the queen mother. The face under the thick foundation was cold and she gritted her teeth. So this little bastard likes men?No wonder she didn't talk to her at all, she wasn't famous, but she was arrogant and ruthless, and she didn't hide it when she came out with her boyfriend, thinking of this, her eyes moved.

Ye Ming didn't care what others thought of him at all, his bored eyes fell on the dessert, and he smiled at Zong Jun: "The desserts in this hotel are good, do you want to try it?"

Zong Jun nodded kindly, and looked at Ye Ming with gentle eyes, and he didn't care about other people's eyes at all.

Seeing this scene from a distance, Li Muxun breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that the two of them get along well. If it can continue like this, he seems to have nothing to worry about... But what is the inexplicable loss?

Li Mu paused for a moment, bid farewell to others and went to the bathroom. What he didn't notice was that when he turned around, Zong Jun suddenly looked back at him.

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Ye Ming actually saw Li Muxun, but he didn't take the initiative to talk to him. He felt that Li Muxun was probably still angry and didn't want to pay attention to him. Besides... Zong Jun is here, it's really not easy to talk to Li Muxun Xun is too close, he hasn't forgotten Li Zechen's thunderous sword!

Cough... So that's why he didn't want Li Muxun to meet Zong Jun.

If he knew that Zong Jun followed him yesterday, and that he met Li Muxun, he would never bring Zong Jun here today, and would rather die than let them meet!

Zong Jun took Ye Ming's hand, ate the strawberry he was holding, lightly touched his fingertips with his lips, and approached him with a handsome face.

Although Ye Ming hasn't looked at Li Mu Xun since he came in, it's not normal, is it?He has studied this world. As a small star, how could he be indifferent to the favor of another senior who has helped him a lot? Thinking of Ye Ming's meeting with Li Muxun yesterday, it is obvious that the two are very familiar with each other. Ye Ming He didn't even say hello, but his reaction seemed to cover up.

As for Li Muxun... his gaze seemed to be unintentional, but in fact he stayed on Ye Ming, obviously paying attention to him.

Zong Jun's thin lips were pursed, their curves were slightly cool, and there was a faint smile on his stern face.

Ye Ming has no memories of his previous life, and in this life he and he are just ordinary couples. There is no such thing as a couple of dual cultivators in this world. Even if they are married, they may still get divorced. It is different from their Xianyun Realm... mortal love is too fragile , and will still go on and on, who can guarantee that Ye Ming, who has lost his memory, will never change his mind?

He doesn't allow anyone else to covet him.

You belonged only to me, my love.

Ye Ming was a little nervous when Zong Jun looked at him, and said, "What's wrong, why are you looking at me like this?"

Zong Jun let out a low laugh and said, "I just want to see more."

Ye Ming's face turned red, thinking of all kinds of things in that world, he showed a hint of embarrassment, and felt a little guilty. He raised his eyes and said slowly, "You can watch as long as you want."

The person next to him accidentally heard the conversation between the two, and shivered and pressed the goosebumps on his arms. If the two of them were not so good-looking, the lethality would be more than that!

Zong Jun didn't feel that what he said would sound nasty to others, but he spoke from the bottom of his heart. In those 2000 years, he faced a body every day, and his only wish was to look at this person more often. Later, Ye Ming I'm so lost, I don't even have that little hope.

He really waited for too long, and was disappointed for too long.

Although he was reluctant to leave Ye Ming, Zong Jun still said to him: "I'll go to the bathroom, and I'll come find you later."

Ye Ming nodded casually, and smiled: "Go."

Zong Jun reached out and stroked his ear lightly, then turned and went to the second floor.

The place where the dinner party was held was a five-star hotel. The bathroom on the second floor was just deep in the corridor. echoed in the ears.

Zong Jun was walking in the corridor, and the people walking in and out looked at him subconsciously, falling into the eyes that were as dark as the abyss, and then couldn't look away, his eyes gradually became numb, as if he didn't understand where he was , What happened again.

Zong Jun's footsteps were not fast or slow, and everyone who looked at him stood there unconsciously in a daze.

With just one glance, they were all instantly hypnotized.

In the face of Zong Jun's powerful spirit, these people have no resistance at all.

Zong Jun came to the bathroom easily in this way, there was no one else in it, only Li Muxun stood in front of the mirror, bowed his head and washed his hands, he heard footsteps approaching slowly, it seemed to be the only sound in this silent space, and then It was the sound of a door closing.

Until the footsteps stopped behind him, the premonition of the sudden danger made his hair stand on end, he slowly turned his neck, and the moment he looked back at Qing Zongjun, his pupils shrank.

In the stagnant atmosphere, Li Muxun opened his lips slightly and let out a cold voice: "You, looking for me?"

Zong Jun narrowed his eyes. This human being is not controlled by his spirit. This is the first time he has seen a human being with such a powerful spirit. Li Muxun's strength made him even more vigilant, like a wild beast's territory Among them, there appeared another threatening existence that shouldn't appear.

Zong Jun smiled, "Yes, I am looking for you."

Although it was just a very calm sentence, Li Muxun felt an unprecedented threat!And this time the crisis is infinitely more dangerous than the last one Li Zechen had!Because what he was facing was a demon cultivator who had survived for thousands of years!This kind of bug-like existence should never appear in this peaceful real world!

The real world is the origin of all the worlds, but the many worlds derived from it have more terrifying and dangerous existences, and are even more strange. Compared with the real world, the real world is much weaker and can be easily destroyed. The main god is still there... He will never allow this to happen!

Zong Jun shouldn't be here at all!

But it's useless to think too much now, the most urgent thing is how to get through this hurdle!

Li Muxun's muscles were tense, and every nerve was tense to the extreme. He raised his right foot, staggered half a step to the side, and said word by word: "What do you want me to do——"

The corners of Zong Jun's lips twitched, a cold arc appeared, and the murderous intent in his eyes was no longer concealed, anyone who covets Ye Ming deserves to die!

Li Muxun knew that he couldn't hesitate any longer, and with a frightened expression, he jumped up from Zong Jun's side and wanted to leave here!But before he got close to the gate, he felt a sharp pain in his abdomen. Zong Jun's movements were even faster than his reaction. Before he could make a move, he was thrown heavily on the ground!

Li Muxun wanted to get up, but suddenly found that his limbs were extremely stiff, as if he was gradually losing control, and Zong Jun was approaching him step by step condescendingly...

"Don't worry, you will die quietly." Zong Jun's eyes were bloodthirsty and cruel, as if the Demon Lord who made the Immortal Cloud Realm fearful thousands of years ago came back again.

Li Muxun's eyes changed drastically, damn it!What is going on with this strategy target, why is it so strong, and why is it not suppressed when it comes to the real world?Is he going to die inexplicably like this?

Once out of this body, it is difficult to return to the real world.

Seeing that Zong Jun was getting closer, just when Li Muxun was almost desperate, the door was blasted open with a 'bang'!The loud noise made the two of them look forward at the same time, a tall man suddenly appeared at the door, looked at Zong Jun with cold eyes, and without saying a word, he clenched his fist and slammed into him!

The author has something to say: Zong Jun: I just want to kill a rival in love, why do people keep interrupting me, as the hero of this article, I am a majestic demon, don’t you want to lose face? :)

888: Who likes that hot chicken? Who the hell is your love rival? ? ?Thank you for taking it away!

Empress Dowager: I'm sorry to make a digression, but I want to expose the author of this article here. The degree of laziness of the author is outrageous. As a supporting role that has appeared more than three times, I don't even have a name yet? ? ?

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