The Scum Shou's Survival Guide

Ye Ming returned to the system space, rubbed his hands together and asked 888 with a smile, "Brother, have all my experience points been unfrozen?"

888 said in an emotionless mechanical voice: "You seem to only care about your experience points."

Ye Ming sneered, and talked about him from left to right: "But I have completed the task very seriously? There is not a single bit of indecisiveness! All the world's blackening values ​​have disappeared~ It should be enough to make up for my previous mistakes, right?"

888 was silent for a few seconds, data streamed on the wall, and then said: "Your experience points have all been unfrozen, and these world processes have all returned to normal. Now you can use your experience points."

But before Ye Ming was happy for a few seconds, 888 spoke again.

"Since you bought some products with high-priced loans from me before, the experience points for purchasing these products will be deducted from your experience points. The principal plus interest will deduct a total of 5342 experience points, and you have 150001 experience points left to use. 888 said.

Ye Ming suddenly felt pitiful, "Are you really going to be so cruel to me? Doesn't the mere few thousand experience points count? Just count it as poverty alleviation?"

888: "If you don't want to part with the experience points, you can choose to continue traveling. You are not forced to leave."

Ye Ming: "...cough, I'd better go home."

Ye Ming reluctantly tore his eyes away from the dazzling system store, no matter how many things he could sell, it was too cruel to be able to only look at them but not touch them!With tears in his eyes, he said, "Help me redeem the Soul Recovering Pill..."

[Ding, the product Huihun Pill has been exchanged, 150000 experience points are consumed, and the remaining experience points are 1]

888 asked Ye Ming gently: "You still have 1 experience point left, do you want to use it? If you don't use it, it will be invalid after returning to the real world."

Ye Ming: "...Thank you."

There is no product with less than 10 experience points in the system store, and his system is really getting more and more 'gentle'.

Ye Ming carefully put the soul-returning pill into his pocket, thinking that he had traveled through 9 worlds so hard to get it, and when he left, he couldn't take anything else with him, the remaining 1 experience I couldn't even change a piece of candy, so I couldn't help but burst into tears.

888 said again: "Do you need to leave now?"

The poor Ye Ming nodded with tears in his eyes: "I'm leaving, brother, you will be alone in the future, leave me, and hope to meet a better host, don't be lonely in the days without me, although I go back, But I will miss you. Although I always make troubles and disobedient, you still tolerate me as always. You are a good system, big brother, and elder. Although you are also very strict with me, for example, you must deduct your debt. My experience is not flexible at all, but I know that this is what you taught me, I hope I can learn a lesson, even so, I am still grateful to you..."

"Shut up." 888 felt that his data was getting messed up, and he wanted to kill this host.

Ye Ming looked at him aggrieved.

888 had the feeling of a human exhaling from the depths of his chest, gritted his teeth, and said, "Don't be grateful, I won't miss you." point.

[Ding, the system binding is being released. 】

[Ding, the system is unbound. 】

"Then I'm leaving, woo woo woo..." Ye Ming felt a familiar whirlwind as he spoke.

Get lost, 888 said in his heart.

But looking at the empty system space, I suddenly felt a strange sense of loneliness that I had never felt before. This unexpected mission ended like this...

………………

Ye Ming felt a strong sense of weightlessness, and when he regained consciousness, he quickly got up and ran to the bathroom, holding the toilet and throwing up for a long time. This was the most uncomfortable time-traveling he had ever experienced, and it felt ten times worse than motion sickness.

Hey, hey, it's so cruel and cold that you treat me like this...

Breaking up is not good but love is there...

But his mind was blank, without any sound, Ye Ming suddenly realized that 888 was no longer in his mind.

He hugged the toilet in a daze for a while, got up in a daze, washed his face, and looked at the person in the mirror.

In the mirror was a very handsome young man with fair skin, beautiful features, slender phoenix eyes, and a somewhat lazy and confused expression. Ye Ming blinked, and the young man in the mirror also blinked.

After a while, he was finally convinced that he was back. After experiencing nine worlds, he suddenly returned to his own world. Even when he saw his own body, he had a very strange feeling, and he almost didn't recognize him.

Ye Ming walked around his home several times before he remembered where his phone was, and there was a note under the phone.

The note was written in wild cursive fonts: I am going to travel today, and the guy who suddenly appeared in my mind and claimed to be the 888 system told me that as long as I travel with him and complete the mission, I can get experience points, and the experience points can be exchanged. Anything, I thought about it for a while, so I decided to give it a try. Is this not my dream? February 2018, 2.

Behind it is a very skinny and cheap expression.

Ye Ming gave a dry cough, and turned on the phone. The phone was still charged. It seemed that he hadn't been away for a long time. The date displayed on it was February 2018, 2, which means that he traveled through 5 worlds in the world of reincarnation. Thousands of years have passed, and only 9 days have passed in the real world. 3 is indeed a reliable system, and it did not lie to him.

etc!Have you really crossed over?Could it be that he was sleeping stupidly?

Ye Ming quickly touched his pocket, and found a round thing, thank God!The soul-returning pill is still there, so I shouldn't be dreaming or encountering a prank.

He excitedly took out the soul-returning pill in his pocket, this is an expensive commodity worth 15 experience points!I saved money and traveled twice just for this thing!But this...why is it so similar to Mai Lisu?Can't this system store make things for a long time?Or do you watch too many TV dramas, and you can't bear to package the product and replace it with chocolate beans?

Ye Ming had black lines all over his face, what should we do?I want to lick it and try it, um... forget it, this thing is expensive.

He put the soul-returning pill in his hands again, and recalled the past with dull eyes.

Just half a year ago, he accidentally picked up a man who lost his memory. At first, he just took him in with good intentions, but after getting along with him for a long time, he couldn't help but fall in love with him.

He is a face-controlling gay man, the man with amnesia is tall and handsome, he looks indifferent but silent, stable and reliable, and he is very dependent on and trusting the first person he sees when he wakes up, Ye Ming, who is invisibly teased, can't bear it anymore , so it was a matter of course to accept this loyal dog boyfriend.

Because there was no boyfriend, Ye Ming named him Ling, which means starting from zero in homonym, and let him and his mother's surname be Yue, called Yue Ling.

The boyfriend is good at doing laundry, cooking, and housework. The two of them lived a loving life, until one night when Ye Ming came back from acting and met a robber... By the way, he was an empty... A male vase third-rate starlet with good looks but no acting skills.

That night, Yue Ling was beaten to protect him, his head was bleeding, and he fell into a coma after being sent to the hospital.

After examination, the doctor believed that he had become a vegetable.

Ye Ming was dumbfounded.

Feeling guilty and uneasy, he went to the hospital every day, but Yue Ling had no intention of waking up. Later, the doctor told him that he didn't have to come every day...but then he suddenly heard a guy who called himself a system His mind speaks.

The system named 888 showed him the omnipotent system store, the system store can satisfy any of his wishes, one of the products is called Huihun Pill, not to mention only vegetative people, even the dead can be saved, as long as A soul-returning pill guaranteed to give him a lively boyfriend.

Ye Ming felt that all this was unimaginable, but he was still very cautious. He always felt that the emergence of this system was too sci-fi, so Rory asked a lot of things, such as how to do tasks, how to obtain experience points, how to Back, time flow rate and more.

System No. 888 is very professional and patient, telling Ye Ming that he only needs to travel to some secondary worlds imagined by people, attack the key figures in those worlds, and obtain their 100% favorability to gain experience points.As for coming back, it is also very simple. He has the right to come back at any time without any restrictions, and his body will not be affected, and the time flow rate of the mission world is different from that of the main world. Just under an hour.

Ye Ming couldn't believe all the good things said, is this the pie in the sky?

Not only is there no danger in the task, but you can do it if you want to, and don’t do it if you don’t want to. You can come back at any time?

The system saw his hesitation, and immediately threw out a shiny golden contract, saying that these terms could be written down, so he could rest assured.Ye Ming took out the contractual spirit of signing the contract, read it word by word several times, and finally became convinced that this was a real pie in the sky.

He signed his name with a swipe of a pen, and then started the journey with 888.

And now, it's all over.

888 left, the world of reincarnation vanished, and he returned to the world that belonged to him with the soul-returning pill in his pocket, the only thing that represented what he had traveled through.

Ye Ming let out a sigh of relief, rubbed his forehead, thought that he got the things, and Yue Ling was still in a coma in the hospital, he didn't even change his dirty clothes, and quickly went downstairs to take a taxi to the hospital .

Because it was night, there were not many people in the hospital, and there were only a few people on duty in the inpatient department.

Ye Ming walked in nervously, and was about to slip into Yue Ling's ward, and secretly feed him the Soul Returning Pill, when he suddenly heard a low and chuckling voice calling out to him: "Ye Ming."

As soon as Ye Ming stopped, he felt as if he had been caught as a thief. He turned his head stiffly and gave a dry laugh: "Director Xie, are you on duty today?"

Standing in the corridor was a man in a white coat. The man was tall and handsome, and his long and narrow phoenix eyes were slightly narrowed, looking at him with a smile that was not a smile. It was Xie He, the attending doctor of Yue Ling.

Xie He smiled slightly, "You came to see him so late, it seems that you still care about him."

Ye Ming said righteously: "Of course, he is my boyfriend, and he got hurt because of me!"

Xie He ticked the corner of his mouth: "Then what if he never wakes up?"

Ye Ming thought to himself, young master, it took me a lot of effort to replace the soul-returning pill, is it worth my time and energy if I haven't woken up yet?As for that kind of hypothetical question, he doesn't even bother to think about it. There are too many variables in life, who knows what will happen in the future, and he doesn't like to think about things that are too far away... At least now he hopes that Yue Ling can wake up.

He said with a serious face: "I believe he can wake up."

Xie He took a deep look at him, and slowly said: "If he knows that you care about him so much and have done so much for him, he shouldn't..."

Ye Ming was taken aback: "Nothing?"

No... What does Director Xie mean by this?How does he know what he did?It should be impossible for anyone to know, right?

Xie He smiled and raised his eyebrows slightly: "It's nothing, I'm going to check other wards, you go."

After speaking, he turned and left.

Ye Ming watched Xie He's figure leave, and didn't have the time to think about the meaning of his words. He quickly forgot the encounter in his mind, excitedly pushed open the ward, closed the door, and came to Yue Ling's hospital bed.

Lying on the hospital bed was a handsome man with a high nose bridge, slanting eyebrows, and a sharp and deep face, but at the moment he was pale, with an infusion tube inserted in his hand, and his eyes were closed and he was motionless.

Those who don't know may think that he just fell asleep, but Ye Ming knows that he has been sleeping like this for a month and three days.

He clutched the soul-returning pill in his pocket, suddenly a little nervous.

Although he has experienced so much and knows that the system is omnipotent, he will definitely not lie to him about such a trivial matter, but when it comes to the critical moment, he is still a little uneasy. If this so-called soul-returning pill is useless, he really is not. There are other ways.

Ye Ming's expression settled, and he finally walked over to stare down at the person on the hospital bed, opened his mouth, and stuffed the soul-returning pill into it.

As soon as the soul-returning pill entered Yue Ling's mouth, it immediately melted and disappeared.

Ye Ming stared at him nervously.

After about a few minutes, the man's eyelashes trembled, and he slowly opened his eyes.

Ye Ming only had one thought in his mind at the moment: Fuck, this Mai Lisu is really useful! ! !

He was holding Yueling's hand, tearing up with excitement, just about to say, dear, you finally woke up, I was so worried when you were whining.

I saw a trace of confusion appearing in Yue Ling's black eyes, and finally his gaze fell on his face, alienated and unfamiliar.

Ye Ming's heart suddenly skipped a beat, with a bad premonition.

The next moment, he heard Yue Ling's hoarse voice asking, "Who are you?"

Ye Ming: "..."

No, don't do this trick with me, I'm tired of amnesia trick, okay?fall!

Having said that, but he knew that his boyfriend was not this kind of person. It seemed that his head was really broken and he lost his memory again!But it's okay, young master, you lost your memory when I picked you up, now it's just a re-do, we can take our time!

Ye Ming quickly adjusted his expression, showing a confident smile, looked at him gently and said, "What do you remember, do you remember your own name?"

Yue Ling stared at him for a while, frowned slightly, and said, "My name is Qin Yi."

Ye Ming's smile finally froze: "..."

Help!I never thought of this script, how could such a thing be possible?I'm afraid I'm still dreaming and haven't returned to the real world at all? !

No, this is too scary!

Myna, Myna, help me! ! !

The author has something to say: Mr. Xie: Surprised or not?

Xiaoye: ...QAQ