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"Huh?" The young man next to him scratched his head suspiciously, "I don't know, isn't there no lotus growing in Tianchi? And whoever grows only one lotus, boss, if you want me to tell you, this can't be It was transformed by a flower fairy who admired you."

The handsome man he called the boss frowned, and said coldly, "Don't tarnish the fairies' reputation."

The young man stuck out his tongue.

The handsome man stretched out his hand, held Long Yu in his palm, and observed carefully.

Even though Long Yu was so thick-skinned, he finally blushed a little bit with embarrassment, and the petals of the lotus flower trembled unconsciously.

The young man cried, "Boss! Boss! Look! The petals are moving!"

"Well, this flower has immortal energy and spiritual consciousness, and it should be cultivated soon."

Long Yu thought to himself: Your little master, I was born human, okay? !

It turned into a lotus flower, but I don't know how to turn it back!Because he has never learned how to change form, no one taught him how to change into a human form after he successfully transformed into a human form! !

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!He should not be a flower all the time!He hasn't tossed enough about the fairy world yet!He can make trouble for another 500 years!

Just as he was thinking like this, he felt a little hot and aching all over his body again, and the young man screamed again, "Boss! Boss! Look! His petals are red! He's shy!"

Long Yu couldn't bear it anymore, and cursed loudly: "You're ashamed of your brother-in-law! Young master, I... eh?? I've changed back!"

Then he realized that his lower body was naked, and the obscene pants that he left on purposely just now disappeared when he turned into a lotus flower.

Then he hurriedly leaned on the man who was supporting him, and hung his whole body on him, not knowing the so-called nonsense, "I'll tell you beautiful man, beautiful man, I've taken a fancy to you! I'm a man who is feared by everyone in the heavens, If you follow my master, you will definitely not suffer!"

Pants or something, beauty is more important!

The young man wondered, "Boss, the frightening... isn't that you?"

The man said softly, "It's not a good reputation, why are you coveting this?"

Hearing this, Long Yu immediately raised his little head from his arms, and said proudly, "Let me tell you, I'm so majestic, my lord! Wherever I pass, no blade of grass is left! Humans and animals are all gone!"

The man paused, stared at him for a moment, and finally slapped his bare white butt, his voice was still a little cold, "Which newborn child is so noisy."

The young man yelled "Ouch" "Ouch", "Don't, don't, boss, don't hit it, what if it breaks! We haven't seen the child for hundreds of years, you and his adults Discuss, take people over to our place so that everyone can enjoy their eyesight?"

The man shook his head, "Not right."

Long Yu also yelled, "Who are you, you, why should I show you! There are too many people in this heaven crying and begging to see you every day, and I won't go if they beg me, you How old are you?!"

Then he hugged the handsome man tightly, and said with a smile, "Beauty, if you are willing to sacrifice your beauty to bribe me, I will show mercy and go with you."

However, he is also very strange. He has been domineering in the heavens for so long, but he has never seen a god like him. Sure enough, it is because his cultivation base is not enough and his knowledge is not wide enough. Well, he's still a baby anyway!

The handsome man shook his head, lifted his whole body out of the water, and looked at him, "Little guy, do you know who I am?"

"Wait! Wait!" Long Yu shook his short legs hanging in mid-air. Anyway, he has even had his diapers changed, and it is not shameful to be lifted up, but...he turned his head He yelled at the young man who was watching the show on the other side, "What are you looking at! Young master's body is only for beautiful men to see, turn around for young master!"

The young man shrugged and turned his back.

Then Long Yu turned his head and smiled at the man again, "Beauty, it's not that I'm playing hooligans, it's that when I transformed into my form just now, my pants drifted away with the water, look, it's broad daylight Yes, do you want to put the young master down, let's have a good talk?"

The handsome man shook his head again, "Little guy, didn't your adults teach you to avoid me?"

Long Yu tilted his head, "Why do you want to avoid you, you look so good-looking?"

The man smiled "puchi" and said helplessly, "Did no one mention the name Yueyan to you?"

Yue Yan? ? ?

Long Yu thought about it seriously, slapped his thigh, and said "Oh", "It really is!!!"

Just as the man was about to put him back into the water, he heard Long Yu's more excited voice: "You you you you! You are my male god Yue Yan?!"

Yue Yan asked suspiciously, "I'm a male god, so why add a big character?"

Long Yu's two short legs were jumping happily, and he was so happy that he quickly confessed to him: "God! God! I like you so much! I grew up listening to your heroic deeds! I have always admired you you!!!"

As he spoke, he nodded very seriously, to express his feelings for his fanboy.

Yue Yan raised her eyebrows, "Oh? I actually still spread heroic deeds? Mei Zhi, what are some of my heroic deeds that you didn't tell me?"

Mei Zhi was the young man just now, without turning around, still facing them with his back, he said very puzzled, "After that boy Long Yue could transform into form, he pulled out all his dragon scales... this... doesn't count. …At that time, the only six children in Heavenly Court were too frightened to go out, and it has been rumored that you hate children, and you will beat people to death when you see children..."

Long Yu kicked his legs, "Well done! Well done! Let me tell you about the male god! I have long since disliked that kid!"

Yue Yan smiled lightly and didn't say a word.

Mei Zhi said again, "Could it be counted as burning the Hundred Gardens?"

Long Yu said loudly, "Well done!"

Mei Zhi couldn't bear it anymore, turned around, and asked in confusion, "Why did those flowers and plants bother you?"

Long Yu stomped his face back and hummed, "Why did those flowers and plants mess with you?"

Mei Zhi turned around again, clasped her hands and said, "Because the boss doesn't like the smell of those flowers, it choked people to death, not to mention they built a hundred gardens next to the boss's palace, isn't this just looking for trouble?"

Long Yu squinted and touched Yue Yan's chest muscles, and was lifted a little farther by Yue Yan, his small arms couldn't reach it, so he pouted and said reluctantly, "Everyone, each other!"

Mei Zhi couldn't believe it, "But how can these be considered heroic deeds?"

"Why not? Why don't you count?" Long Yu told him one by one, "400 years ago, my male god beat the prince of the Demon Realm half to death!"

Mei Zhidao, "But they are here for peace talks. Of course, the boss beat us up and we all enjoyed it, but we made the peace treaty happy. That's a lot of stares!"

Long Yu snorted and said, "Never mind them, anyway, I listened very well, besides, no one in the devil world can beat my male god! And there are more! You played the first Divine Comedy 600 years ago Changfeng, burned the Tailuo Hall 700 years ago, killed the evil dragon Aosheng 900 years ago, challenged the seven sages of the demon world alone 300 years ago, and returned triumphantly! So handsome! I can’t be more manly!"

Yue Yan didn't react yet, but Mei Zhi was very excited, "I'm telling you, little friend, you want to go with me. I have been watching the song Changfeng for a long time! I always look like I am a scholar and I play the piano. I know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but I am more noble and elegant than you vulgar martial gods, and I am so superior to others that I am angry!"

In fact, the main reason is not this. He didn’t say anything, and Yue Yan didn’t open his mouth, but Long Yu also knew that the biggest reason why Yue Yan beat Qu Changfeng was that he shielded Luo Qiuheng, the number one talent in the world at that time. Qu Changfeng is ashamed to be inferior to him when he is so young.

But Luo Qiuheng's psychology is not normal, he likes to abuse young girls to satisfy his selfish desires, especially those cute and cute little girls with immature skin.At that time, a well-known Master Qingtian was entrusted by someone to search for his beloved daughter who had been missing for many days.

After searching and searching, they found Luo Qiuheng's head, and even found out the 43 murder cases on his hand. There were also many famous concubine daughters. Qiu Heng was sentenced to death and will be executed soon.

It was supposed to be a happy ending, but Qu Changfeng refused to do it. He thought that this son was an immortal talent, and he would be in the immortal class in the future, and his name would last a thousand years. up!

It's easier for an immortal to turn a murder case for an ordinary person in the mortal world than to drink saliva. The witness evidence forged by the immortal method immediately turned the case around!

Luo Qiuheng was acquitted and released, and received all kinds of greetings and cares, but the officials who had previously accepted the case were imprisoned and suffered all kinds of innocent disasters.

Some parents whose daughter died at the hands of Luo Qiuheng were beaten when they failed to sue. After dealing with this matter again, he went back to the Heavenly Court and beat Qu Changfeng until he was half dead.

When Long Yu heard his elder brother tell this story, he was so excited.

The male god is so handsome, has made so much credit, and has such a righteous view, he can't make sense of things, so he just rolls up his sleeves and starts fighting!This way of doing things, don't be too cool!

Yue Yan put him back into the water and rubbed his head, "Then you probably didn't hear something scary."

Mei Zhi came over again, and said in a coaxing tone, "It's really scary~"

Long Yu looked at him contemptuously, "Isn't it because those people were taught a little bit hard by the male god when they were young? What's the big deal?"

But this is a terrible behavior in the poor heaven where there are few newborns.

But in the final analysis, Yue Yan's style of going her own way is somewhat offending.Compared with being afraid of him, there are more people who respect him. However, children don't want to meet him. The theory of "children are still young and ignorant" doesn't work here. To deal with adults more strictly, to deal with children, early childhood education is especially important. If you learn a lesson when you are young, you will not be crooked when you grow up!

And the children in the fairy world... To be honest, they are really not young, which one is not dozens or hundreds of years old?Therefore, Yue Yan, who ascended as a mortal general, beat up those children without the slightest psychological pressure. You must know that when he ascended back then, he was younger than these "children"!

Long Yu's eyes were shining brightly, "The god of men! I'm not affected by those rumors at all! I've loved you unswervingly for decades!"

That petite-looking guy almost wags his tail!

Yue Yan shook her head, she still didn't know what to do.He asked again, "What's so good about this?"

"I just like it!" Long Yu thought about it seriously, "Look at you, you are good-looking, have high magic power, and you are so upright... um... Anyway, I like it! What a god! Do you want to consider marrying me? ?! I can afford you! I love my wife so much!"

Seeing his joyful expression, Yue Yan couldn't help reaching out, rubbing his face, and then concluded, "I'm afraid the child's family members have taught the child to be stupid."

Dare to say the words of asking Wujiang Shenjun to marry him, the whole world... no!It should be said that it is the No.1 that cannot be found in the Six Realms!

Yue Yan, titled Wujiang, means a wide area without borders, a region in the fairy world, without the words of frontiers.It can be said that it is a very high title, not everyone is qualified to be this title.

And Yue Yan lived up to expectations. Under his leadership, the Demon Realm retreated steadily. The news that Yue Yan was able to triumph over the seven sages of the Demon Realm by himself even angered an old Demon Lord to death.

Yue Yan is really not ordinary.

Long Yu happily brought his face closer, and asked cheerfully, "Does it feel good? Do you want to rub it a little more?"

After finishing speaking, he still stared at Yue Yan...'s abdominal muscles...

He hasn't touched this yet? !

His male figure is really good and boundless!No other Valkyrie can compare!It's the long scar that's a bit of an eyesore.

Yue Yan was also curious to see that bratty brat who said he was going to marry. It was the first time he had a kid who was not afraid of him and said he liked him. You know, he had never been destined to have children, but now he was proposed by a brat. The Borderless God Lord is in a very complicated mood.

Mei Zhi stretched out his hand and rubbed Long Yu's face, and then yelled, "A child's skin is so tender! It's smooth and soft! I want a son like this in the future!" He thought for a while and then Said, "My daughter can do it too!"

Yue Yan took Long Yu's hand, led him to the shore, and asked while swimming, "Which family are you from? Do you need me to take you back?"

Taking the opportunity, Long Yu pushed his nose to his face, hung his whole body on his arm, rubbed his face on his shoulder, and shouted, "I won't go back! I'm going to sleep with you in your palace! I said I want to marry you!"

Mei Zhi was swimming behind, made a face, and said, "Oh! That's amazing!"

Long Yu crawled restlessly on Yue Yan, wrapping his hands and feet around him, "Male god, I'm telling you very seriously! I really like you!"

Yue Yan, "I also seriously want to send you back."

When the three of them landed on the shore, Long Yu found that the heavenly soldiers who had been guarding his clothes were gone. There were only a few people who looked like guards in black armor, but the heavenly soldiers who were ordered to guard his clothes did not leave. He didn't dare to go because of his lust, so he stood far away.

Now as soon as he came ashore, his clothes came over immediately, "Your Highness, please." Then he turned his head away from looking at him.

Long Yu immediately realized that he was still showing his butt naked, so he hurriedly put on his clothes, but the bottom was still a bit chilly and empty.

When Long Yu put on his boots again, the Heavenly Soldier flew away almost as if fleeing.

The speed is astounding.

Yue Yan got dressed and came over to ask him, "Your Highness?"

Long Yu smacked his lips regretfully, not being able to see the male god put on his clothes, he was unhappy, unhappy, but he still responded.

Mei Zhi also finished dressing, leaned over, and said strangely, "Your Highness? Which Highness?"

Yue Yan half knelt in front of Long Yu, looked at him at the same level, and said, "The little prince who almost died in the dragon's egg?"

Long Yu choked for a moment, his face was a bit smelly, and he argued, "Young master is not going to die in an eggshell!"

Long Yu only found out later that the reason why the dragon egg was forcibly broken open was that he was about to die.

Originally, the dragon egg was the safest place for the cubs of the dragon clan to absorb nutrients, and there was no one other than him who could still move and die in the dragon egg.

He struggled on the death line several times, and only that time when the signs of life were almost broken, the empress had no choice but to break open the eggshell with external force.

Mei Zhiqi said, "The egg liquid in the dragon egg is full of treasures. It is no exaggeration to say that it is the essence of heaven and earth, cutie, how did you manage to absorb nutrients until your life was dying?"

Long Yu rolled his eyes at him, "If I knew, would I still be able to grow up now?"

Yue Yan put his hand around his wrist, and probed into his body, Long Yu didn't dodge at all, and let him look openly.

After a long while, Yue Yan said affirmatively, "The loss of vitality is serious, and the congenital deficiency should be due to not absorbing enough nutrition in the dragon egg."

Mei Zhiqi said, "How come one or two of them are all loss of vitality, don't take your life as your life, cutie, didn't your father and queen mother keep the egg liquid for you after the egg shell was broken?"

Before Long Yu could speak, Yue Yan let go of his hands and said, "No, once the egg shell is broken, the egg liquid inside will become waste."

Mei Zhi said it was a pity. After Long Yu found out about this, he also felt that he had missed hundreds of millions. Well, that thing cannot be described in terms of billions.

Yue Yan reached out and hugged Long Yu, "I'll take you to my palace first, I just came back from the battlefield and got a lot of good things, the emperor asked me to keep them first, don't rush to hand them over, if you don't give them up first Go pick and choose, maybe it will be useful."

Long Yu took the opportunity to touch his male god's abdominal muscles twice, and said with a smile, "Okay, okay."

Touching the scar across his chest and abdomen again, he asked again, "God and God, you are so powerful, who hurt you, and hurt you so deeply?"

Yue Yan lifted him up into the air, followed by Mei Zhi, he heard him ask, and sighed, "There will always be times when the boat capsizes in the gutter."

Long Yu coquettishly said, "Tell me about it~"

"Then why do you like me so much, tell me too."

"This, it's my elder brother. Every time I can't sleep, I go to him to tell me stories. He admires you very much, so he always tells me your stories, and I like you very much, too. Originally, I just admired you very much, but after I saw you today, I don't think so anymore! I fell in love with you at first sight! I like you!"