Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

The little kangaroo stared wide-eyed, looking curiously at Shan Zeng in front of him, blinking his eyes, and tilted his head.

Shan Zeng: How can my son be so cute! !

He gently wrapped the little kangaroo in a soft blanket, holding the little butt in his arms.

"Baby, I'm Dad." Shan Zeng said gently to the little kangaroo.

The little kangaroo couldn't speak at birth, and couldn't understand what Shan Zeng said, so he could only utter a syllable in doubt, "Huh?"

"Hehehe." Seeing his son's cute appearance, Shan Zeng couldn't help touching his forehead, staring at his son's innocent eyes again, pointing to the shape of his mouth, "Dad."

"Hmm~" The little kangaroo felt that Shan Zeng's expression was very funny, so he grinned.

"..." With his son's smile, Shan Zeng suddenly woke up. I... what am I doing?

Alas... Shan Zeng stared at his son's smiling face obsessively, and suddenly smiled at himself, what was he thinking, how could his son be able to talk when he was just born, he was so impatient.

"Hmm." The little kangaroo rubbed against Shan Zeng's chest and bit it.

"Hiss—" Shan Zeng gasped, and hurriedly coaxed the little kangaroo to loosen its mouth.

The little kangaroo frowned, his eyes filled with tears, "Hmm..."

Seeing that the little kangaroo was about to cry, Shan Zeng hurriedly took a pacifier from the table for the baby to suck on, and the little kangaroo was happy again.

After a while, Li's fathers also arrived.Several people went to check on Liszt's situation first.Liszt did good prenatal exercise, the delivery process went smoothly, and there was no serious health problem.

Then several people gathered around the baby again, the little kangaroo was very curious, and stared at them with big black eyes.

"Ah, so cute~" Mama Li and Mama Shan screamed in low voices at the same time.

The little kangaroo with a pacifier also responded humbly to the two grandmas.

Father Li opened the incubator in his hand, took out a small feeding bottle from it, put it on the table, closed the lid, and put it in the refrigerator in the room.

One-third of the frozen kangaroo milk is contained in the small bottle. Father Li prepared the procedures a month ago. It was shipped from Australia three days ago and has been stored in the hospital's cold storage for the past few days.

Father Li brought warm water to warm the kangaroo milk, put it on his elbow to test the temperature, and then asked Mother Li to feed it to the little kangaroo.

Mother Li took the little kangaroo from Shan Zeng, found him a comfortable position, and gently pulled out the pacifier from the little kangaroo's mouth. Before he could cry, the pacifier of the kangaroo grandma's bottle was stuffed into his mouth.

The little kangaroo has not eaten anything since it was born, and soon sucked it with a pacifier in its mouth.

Over there, Liszt also woke up gradually, but his buttocks still felt a little uncomfortable. Liszt couldn't get up, so he hummed.

Shan Zeng was the first to come to Liszt's bedside. He grabbed Liszt's hand and said with a smile, "The baby is healthy, you have worked hard."

"Hehe." Liszt smiled reluctantly, obviously dissatisfied with these words.

"Um, do you want to see the baby? Your mother is feeding him.

"What?" Shan Zeng's words were so terrifying that Liszt uttered English directly.

Mama Li turned her back to her. From this angle, it looked like Mama Li was really breastfeeding...

Knowing that Liszt woke up, Mother Li stood up and turned around to show the baby to Liszt.

Seeing Li's mother holding a small feeding bottle in her hand, Liszt breathed a sigh of relief.Scared me…

"Son, look at your baby." The little kangaroo drank so fast that the bottle had already bottomed out.

Mother Li took the bottle away, and Mother Shan took a wet wipe to wipe the baby's mouth in time, and put the kangaroo next to Liszt.

"Eh..." The little kangaroo's fur hasn't grown yet, and Liszt thinks it's a bit ugly, but he dare not say that.

Liszt stretched out his hand to tease him, but the wallaby didn't respond, and Liszt withdrew his hand without interest.

"Does he not like me?" He was a little sad.

The little kangaroo opened its small mouth and yawned, smacking its mouth.

"No, the baby just drank milk, and now he is just sleepy." Several experienced elders explained.

It's time to go to bed, and I haven't said a few words to him yet, Liszt said disappointedly: "Okay."

Mother Li held the little kangaroo into her arms again, and after a few words of coaxing, the little kangaroo fell asleep.

"So good." Li's mother put the baby on the crib and covered him with a small quilt.

The baby fell asleep, and the elders couldn't keep it anymore, so they opened the door lightly and went out.

Only Liszt, Shan Zeng and the sleeping baby were left in the room.

When the baby was born, he was sweating all over. Liszt felt that his body was sticky and greasy. He turned his head and told Shan Zeng his needs, "Shan Zeng~I want to take a bath."

Although Liszt was fine, the anus did have a slight rupture, so Li's father told him that Liszt would not be able to take a bath for the next week, but could only use hot water to wipe his body.

"I'm going to pour some hot water, you can't take a shower yet." Shan Zeng pushed Liszt's dried hair off his forehead, got up and went to the attached bathroom in the room.

After wiping Liszt, Mama Shan and Mama Li came in.

"Shh." Mother Li came in with a plate and put the food on the small square table.

Shan's mother greeted Shan Zeng in a low voice, "Go down and eat, we are here."

Shan Zeng nodded, patted Liszt's quilt, and said to him, "I'm going down."

Liszt responded: "Yeah."

Liszt's lunch is scrambled eggs with tomatoes, hot and sour cabbage and old chicken soup.

The two mothers are good at cooking, and even home-cooked dishes can be cooked with a special flavor.

He only ate two eggs for breakfast, and Liszt was already hungry, holding the rice and eagerly eating it. His mother hurriedly advised him, "Son, don't eat so fast, eat slowly."

"Hmm..." After eating two large bowls of rice, Liszt finished the chicken soup in one gulp, wiped his mouth in satisfaction, and said, "Mom, the dishes you cook are really delicious."

Mother Li happily covered her mouth and sniggered, and said coquettishly, "You are the only one with a sweet mouth."

The single mother also smiled with satisfaction.

……

After staying at home for a month, Liszt planned to go back to the county with Shan Zeng, and Shan's parents and mother also flew back to City B by plane.

Zhang Yunbao, who returned to the county together with the two of them, also recovered.

Zhang Yunbao is recovering very well in the veterinary hospital, and his self-cultivation has also improved. Now he can maintain his human form for [-] hours a day, and his daily life is not a problem.

A few days ago, several members of his family also returned to the small county from their hometown. The family farm had many things to do. He didn't want to stay in the hospital anymore, so he took Shan Zeng Liszt's car home.It just so happened that Zhang Yunbao could also drive, so he didn't have to worry about driving fatigued by Shan Zeng.

At present, what Liszt is most worried about is the livelihood of the two of them in the future. Converted to human age, they are both almost 30 years old, and it is impossible for them to ask their families for money.And now that a child is born, the pressure of life is even greater.

Sitting in the car, Liszt chatted with Shan Zeng about his worries by chance.In fact, this is also a question Shan Zeng has been considering these days.

However, Shan Zeng has achieved results. He said: "I have noticed that many farmers in the county grow high-quality vegetables, but due to insufficient consumption capacity in the county, some vegetables are often not sold at high prices." Zhang Yunbao was aroused by what Shan Zeng said. Attention, Shan Zeng said; "There are still many local products that cannot be sold. So I want to cooperate with those farmers to open an online store online to sell these special products."

"Open an online store?" Liszt heard that opening an online store is indeed very profitable, but they have no experience, can they open it?

Shan Zeng understood Liszt’s feelings, and he said: “Now there are not a few young anthropologists who study e-commerce. We only need to spend money to hire a few experienced humans to handle online things. We only need to be responsible for coordinating with farmers and working with more It’s enough for the farmers to cooperate.”

Zhang Yunbao empathized with what Shan Zeng said, "Mr. Shan is right. The transportation in the county is inconvenient. Many vegetables produced in my farm can only be dragged to the city by rented trucks. Although the quality is good, the cost is high and it is not profitable. How much money. Let alone ordinary farmers who have no conditions to transport their agricultural products to other places for sale.”

Hearing Zhang Yunbao's echo, Shan Zeng offered Zhang Yunbao a cooperation invitation in due course, "Old Zhang, do you consider cooperating with us?"

Shan Zeng and Liszt have saved their lives, Zhang Yunbao agreed without thinking, "It is my honor to cooperate with Shan Gongzi, how can I refuse? Hahaha..."

Shan Zeng expected that Zhang Yunbao would not refuse, but he didn't intend to cheat Zhang Yunbao, he said: "Thank you, Lao Zhang, but don't worry, we will discuss the cooperation slowly when the time comes."

When they got home, Shan Zeng left Zhang Yunbao to stay and finish the meal, settled the baby and Liszt, took the vegetables bought on the way, and went into the kitchen.

After putting the kangaroo to sleep, Liszt came out of the room, and Shan Zeng's dinner was ready.

The three sat at the table and continued to talk about opening an online store.

Shan Zeng said: "People in big cities pay great attention to the health and freshness of ingredients. We can achieve health, but the freshness can only be achieved through transportation. Therefore, we only accept orders from within the province, and only those with a longer shelf life can be sold nationwide. .”

Zhang Yunbao nodded, "I know drivers who specialize in transporting vegetables for long distances, and the freshness is higher when transported in passenger cars with cold storage. However, most of the vegetables they transport are pre-processed vegetables, which are boxed vegetables wrapped in plastic wrap, and the price is relatively high." expensive."

Liszt said: "It will take a lot of labor, will the cost be too high..."

Shan Zeng shook his head, "If there is a green food logo on it, people will buy it if it is more expensive."