Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

Liszt was still sleeping, so Shan Zeng gave Father Li a chair so that he could sit on the head of the bed.

"Dad, do you want to wake up Liszt?" Shan Zeng asked.

Father Li waved his hands and said, "No need." He rolled up his sleeves, bent down and took out the stethoscope from the medicine box, and asked Shan Zeng to lift Liszt's quilt.

Father Li put the stethoscope in the palm of his hand to warm it before sticking it to Liszt's stomach.

After a while, Father Li put away the receiver and took off the stethoscope, "It's nothing serious, but I'll take him to our hospital for a checkup later."

Shan Zeng felt that Father Li was a doctor, and since he suggested going to the hospital for an examination, Shan Zeng had no objection, so he agreed.

Covering Liszt's quilt, Father Li put the receiver back into the medicine box, stood up and said to Shan Zeng, "Well, you two pack up, and we'll leave in a while." After speaking, he walked out of the room with the medicine box on his back.

Liszt was not wearing any clothes. Shan Zeng found some clothes in the closet and held them in his hands. He turned around and found that Liszt was awake.

"What time is it now..." Liszt was still a little sleepy, and yawned with his mouth open.

Shan Zeng put his clothes on the bed and said to Liszt with a smile, "I didn't wake up after such a big movement just now, how could I wake up now?"

"What?" Liszt squinted his eyes and stretched, got up and took a piece of clothing from the quilt.

Shan Zeng watched Liszt put on his clothes, "Dad just came to see a doctor for you."

"Dad?" Your dad?Liszt put on his clothes, and it took him a while to realize. He blushed and said, "Oh, my dad~ so why is he gone?"

Shan Zeng helped Liszt lift the quilt, "No, he is outside, and he will take you to the hospital for an examination later."

"What are you checking? Didn't I just throw up? It's not a serious illness." Liszt disapproved, got out of bed, stood on the ground, and put on his pants.

Shan Zeng straightened his collar and said, "Go to the hospital for an examination and feel at ease."

Forget it, anyway, I have nothing to do in the afternoon, "Okay." Liszt compromised.

……

The hospital where Li's father works is a large pet hospital.After registering at the pet hospital, Father Li led Shan Zeng and Liszt to the B-ultrasound room.

The doctor in the B-ultrasound room is a young lady. Seeing Liszt enter the door and look at him, she smiled at him, "Take off your clothes and return to your original shape, so I can help you check~"

"Return to the original form?" Liszt has never changed back to the original form in front of outsiders in his life, but he had no choice but to do so in order to check his body.

After getting behind the curtain, Liszt took off his clothes and put them on the chair, and changed back to his original shape with a "bang".

Shan Zeng hadn't seen Liszt's original form yet, so he was a little curious, but Liszt dawdled in there for a long time, but refused to come out.

"Hey, why are you ashamed?" The doctor's sister couldn't stand it any longer and pulled the curtain open.

Shan Zeng was almost taken aback when he saw Liszt’s prototype. Liszt’s human figure is only 1.7 meters and nearly 1.8 meters in height. The original shape is nearly two meters high. The thick tail and hind legs are supported on the ground, and the muscles of the whole body are clearly visible. .But Liszt's forelimbs were crossed in front of his chest, and he didn't dare to lift his face.

"Liszt..." Shan Zeng couldn't help calling him.

This appearance of myself is too ugly... Not only did Liszt not raise his head, but he buried his face in his paws, but Liszt's face was obviously much bigger than his paws, and the two small claws were only big enough to cover his eyes, comparable to a rabbit's. The big long ears trembled uneasily, looking extremely pitiful.

"Okay, come up on the table." The young lady patted the table and greeted Liszt.

"..." Covering his face with his paws, Liszt had no choice but to jump a few steps and lay down on the stage.

Fortunately, all kinds of strange animals are usually treated in the hospital, and the table is big enough.Shan Zeng was afraid that Liszt would be uncomfortable lying down, so he came over to support his body.

The doctor's sister took out the razor, connected it to the power source, and shaved off all the hair on Liszt's lower abdomen, squeezed some transparent gel on it, and turned the probe on his stomach, signaling Shan Zeng to come over and take a look.

The doctor sister pointed to a small dot on the screen and said, "See, this is your baby."

"Baby?" "What?" Shan Zeng and Liszt reacted at the same time, and Liszt couldn't care less about covering his eyes, and turned his head and asked the doctor with wide eyes, "Doctor, you made a mistake, I'm here to see the stomach .”

"Eh?" The doctor's sister took a look at the list on the table, "That's right, Dr. Li made an appointment for your obstetric examination."

Liszt and Shan Zeng looked at each other dumbfounded. Shan Zeng took the form and looked at it, and it was indeed the form for the birth inspection.

Shan Zeng held the list and said to the doctor with a serious face: "Doctor, I want to confirm that Liszt is really pregnant?" His voice even trembled.

"Yeah." The doctor sister nodded, "I'm not mistaken, kangaroos have a short gestation period, and with the genes of your tiger clan, the child develops very quickly and has already taken shape."

Shan Zeng looked at the black-and-white images displayed on the monitor, Shan Zeng, who was always calm, was ecstatic. He excitedly grabbed Liszt's paw, and he didn't know what to say to Liszt.

"What the hell." Liszt refused to accept the fact that she was pregnant, and pushed Shan Zeng away to get up, "How could I be pregnant as a man?"

The doctor's sister hurriedly stopped him, "Hey, don't get up, the examination is not over yet."

Liszt felt uncomfortable all over, and wanted to get up and run away.But when he got up and saw Shan Zeng's disappointed expression, he lay down reluctantly, "I'm really not pregnant...that's what." Liszt emphasized again.

"Hmm." Shan Zeng was also afraid that Liszt would suddenly blow his hair and would not want to do the inspection, so he agreed with him for the time being.

Liszt continued to lie down, but his mood had changed from shyness for showing his original form to unbearable shame.

Shan Zeng stroked Liszt's forehead and fiddled with his hair lightly, hoping to divert Liszt's attention.The doctor knew that Liszt was unwilling to accept the fact that he was pregnant, so he didn't speak any more, finished the examination quietly and passed the result to Shan Zeng.

After the examination, Liszt didn't even want to look at the results. He jumped back to the curtain and changed back into a human form. After putting on his clothes, he pulled Shan Zeng quickly out of the B-ultrasound room.

Shan Zeng knew that Liszt was feeling uncomfortable, so he didn't mention the test results just now.However, the inspection results still had to be shown to Father Li. Shan Zeng asked Liszt to sit on the chair outside Father Li, and took the list into Father Li's office.

Liszt sat on the chair for a while, rubbed his hair irritably, stood up fiercely, kicked open the door and walked in.

Shan Zeng just handed the list to Father Li, and was a little surprised when Liszt came in. Father Li thought that Liszt was irritable during pregnancy, so he casually comforted Liszt.

Unexpectedly, Liszt became even more irritable. He didn't say a word after entering the door, but continued to sit on the sofa and scratch his head.Father Li felt that something was wrong with his son, so Shan Zeng put down the order, walked over and sat next to Liszt.

Father Li read the list, nodded in relief and said, "You two don't have to worry, the child is healthy."

Shan Zeng smiled and said, "Thank you Dad."

Father Li gave Shan Zeng a sideways look, "This is my son and grandson, thank you for what you tell me."

"Hehe." Shan Zeng continued to smile.

Liszt still scratched his head and said nothing.

"By the way, Stoudemire still has a job. His mother and I can't stay by his side all the time. You have to take good care of him for the next month. I'll give you a copy of the information, and you have to follow it."

"Okay, but do you mean this month?" Shan Zeng asked.

"Xiao Zeng, don't you know the pregnancy period of our kangaroo?" Li's father strongly condemned Shan Zeng's irresponsible father-to-be.

Shan Zeng really didn't know, he had no experience in this area.

"I'm really..." Father Li threw over a manual, and Shan Zeng caught it very accurately.

"Those things are in this manual, take it back and study hard."

After taking a lot of tonics in the hospital, Shan Zeng teleported home with Liszt.And Liszt hasn't said a word since he came out of the b-ultrasound room.

When he got home, he got into the room, Shan Zeng put the medicine on the coffee table, and followed into the room.

Liszt had already taken off his coat and covered his head and buried himself under the quilt.Shan Zeng also lay down, hugged Liszt from behind, and asked him softly, "Aren't you happy that we have a baby?"

Liszt turned over and buried his head in Shan Zeng's arms, "It's not that I'm unhappy..."

"What is that?" Shan Zeng asked knowingly.

"It just feels weird..." Liszt replied sullenly.

Shan Zeng hugged Liszt even tighter, and said to him: "Our Tiger Clan has a special medicine, which can change the physique after taking it. Many men in the Tiger Clan take this medicine in order to conceive and have children. It's normal."

"Um……"

"Or if you want, I can..." Before Shan Zeng could finish speaking, Liszt reached out and squeezed his mouth, "Don't... you better stop talking." Liszt couldn't imagine that Shan Zeng was standing upright. The appearance of a big belly.

Seeing Shan Zeng's mouth being pinched and unable to speak, Liszt burst out laughing, "Little yellow duck..."

Seeing Liszt smiled, Shan Zeng breathed a sigh of relief, and he tentatively asked, "Do you want to read the manual that Dad just gave me?"

Even though it was uncomfortable in every way, this pregnancy was still going to happen, Liszt nodded and asked Shan Zeng to take it.

Liszt himself knew nothing about the pregnancy of the kangaroo, and his mother never told him about it.

Open the brochure, the first page is the introduction of kangaroo pregnancy, "The pregnancy period of wild kangaroo is about 40 days, and the pregnancy period of monster kangaroo depends on the ability of the other half. The higher the ability of the other half, the faster the fetus grows. The shorter, but generally not less than 30 days."

"..." Liszt scratched his head, "It's so short... No wonder my mother said that I was not as big as a mouse when I was born."

The author has something to say:

If I remember correctly, is there another cutie feeding me nutrient solution?Hehehe, thank you~

ps The pronunciation of "Dan" in Shan Zeng and Shan Zi is different, everyone should know... _(:з」∠)_