Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

Using spells to remove the soil cannot be guaranteed to be precise and accurate, and it is a bit dangerous. We can only dig slowly by hand in accordance with the tradition.

Suddenly, Wu Xiaolu seemed to have touched something, a long and thin thing with bristles on it!He hastily pushed the soil away from the side of the strip, grabbed the root and lifted it up, and it turned out to be a big squirrel!

Everyone quickly gathered around, and Wu Xiaolu held the mouse in his hands so that everyone could see it better.Bai Zihan picked up a branch on the ground and flicked it in his hand, turned the mouse over, and saw a large bleeding wound on the chest, but it was stuck with the plaster, so there was no bleeding for the time being.

It was covered with mud all over its body, and it looked very miserable, but fortunately, its dusty chest could rise and fall slightly, indicating that it was still alive.

"This...isn't this Yan Sen?" Wu Xiaolu made a bold guess.

Shan Zeng shook his head, "No matter what, heal its wound first."

An elderly single parent happened to be good at medicine, so he was asked to do it.Wu Xiaolu carefully handed the mouse to the elder, and then went back to the mound to scrape mud.

After a while, under the elder's treatment, the mouse woke up with a "goo". Although it still couldn't get up, its condition has stabilized a lot.

Elder Shan patted the mouse's head and said, "This mouse is deadly. The wound didn't hurt any important places. It can heal after lying down for a few months."

The mouse glanced at the people weakly, and grunted a few more times.

"Is he trying to talk?" Wu Xiaolu bent down and squinted his eyes to observe the mouse.

Seeing Wu Xiaolu, the mouse grunted again, raised its paw and scratched, not knowing what to do.

Bai Zihan said: "But we don't understand rat language." It seems that only one person here knows it, and Bai Zihan slapped his thigh, "Look for Zhang Fafa, Zhang Fafa must understand!"

Everyone looked at Shan Zeng, because they didn't know where Zhang Fafa was at this time.

Bai Que coughed and stood up and said, "Is the Zhang Fafa you are talking about one of the ones who are going to escort me away?"

Everyone nodded.

"Yeah." Bai Que was embarrassed for a moment, "They are in my room, and I have trapped them with an enchantment, but they are safe." Bai Que walked out, "I'll go and bring them here."

Everyone: ...Okay.

The rest of the demons in the cave were almost cleaned up. Li Cheng walked in from the door and put the bottle on the ground, "I'm so exhausted, ha—" He yawned again, and said to the elders of Shan's family : "Shan Chun, are you going?"

Shan Chun is the elder in the Immortal Realm. He saw that the time was almost up, so he said goodbye to several family members, and finally he walked up to Shan Zeng and said, "Xiao Zeng, today we helped you catch this demon. Your case is considered closed. I will discuss it with the Dragon King in a few days, and if there is a heavy rain and a mudslide, it will be directly flooded, so you don't have to worry about it."

"Thank you, Grandfather." Shan Zeng seemed to guess what Shan Chun wanted to say next.

"Your dad is getting old, and our family's business needs to be taken over by someone, so why don't you feel a little bit wronged and resign from this job, and go home to take care of your dad's business, how about it?"

Shan Zeng smiled and said, "Gaozu, please worry about it. I will think about it carefully."

Knowing that the young man would not listen, Shan Chun didn't say anything more, he patted Shan Zeng on the shoulder, "Think about it, I'm leaving."

Immortals are indeed different, they come and go without a trace, before Shan Zeng could say "walk slowly", Shan Chun and Li Xie disappeared in front of everyone.

After a while, Xiong Qi and Zhang Fafa came back, both of them were very excited, Zhang Fafa went up to hug the boss when he entered the door, "Boss~~!" Thinking of being locked up for so long, and still squeezed with that fat guy Xiong Qi, he felt aggrieved Dead, shed tears every minute, okay?

Zhang Fafa didn't have much time to be sad, and most of the people present were Shan Zeng's family members.Seeing people who were not his grandson-in-law flung themselves into his grandson's arms, all of them blowing their beards and staring, Zhang Fafa also sensed something was wrong, let go of the boss and took a few steps back silently, and the faces of the old men finally looked good.

Shan Zeng thought to himself, the family valued Liszt so much, it seemed that they would take him home sooner.

Zhang Fafa's mission came soon, he leaned over to the mouse, looked at it, "Googoo?"

Lao Gang closed his eyes and rested his mind for a while, then he heard someone talking nonsense, and slowly opened his eyes, "Gee..."

Zhang Fafa continued, "Googoogoogoo?"

Mouse: "Cuckoo, cluck."

"Yeah." Zhang Fafa nodded at the mouse, "Googoo."

The scene of their conversation was inexplicably funny, everyone was curious about what they said, Zhang Fafa didn't make a fool of himself, stood up and said, "He said he was Yan Sen."

When discussing the plan, only Shan Zeng, Wu Xiaolu and Bai Zihan knew about Yan Sen, while Zhang Fafa and Xiong Qi didn't.

Wu Xiaolu frowned, "Isn't Yan Sen human?"

Shan Zeng shook his head, "What the bureau's documents say is true, but it's too old to be sure it's completely correct."

After listening to Shan Zeng's narration, the elder of the Shan family stroked his non-existent beard and said: "I probably understand what you said. When I treated this mouse just now, I felt that the stability of its soul fluctuated slightly. Discord, I guess, he was probably changed by the demons, and this mouse body is no longer his own."

"It's very possible." Wu Xiaolu said with a serious face, "Zhao Tingxiao did a lot of immoral things to Yan Sen. Maybe this technique was an experiment with Yan Sen from the beginning."

The mouse lay down and "cuckoo" twice.Everyone looked at Zhang Fafa, Zhang Fafa nodded and replied: "It said yes."

Now that Yan Sen also found it, everyone packed up their things and prepared to go back, but Shan Zeng thought about it and felt that something was forgotten.

"Not good." Shan Zeng, who was walking in front, suddenly turned around and jumped back into the cave again.

"What's wrong?" Everyone asked him.

Shan Zeng's voice came from the cave: "Forget about Wu Xinmin!"

Yes, how could I forget this!Everyone hurriedly jumped back into the cave again to look for Wu Xinmin's body. Fortunately, his luck was much better than Yan Sen's. The ceiling that fell from his head formed a triangular area with the wall and the ground, and Wu Xinmin's body happened to be inside. No harm was done.

The soul of the demon race in Wu Xinmin's body had just been taken away by Li Xie, so it was easy to deal with the remaining body.

Xiong Qi took the initiative to ask Ying to carry Wu Xinmin on his back, and everyone checked in the room to make sure that nothing was left behind before leaving.

.........

After tossing all night, after leaving, the elders of the family took the injured Yan Sen back to Shan's house on the way, and Wu Yanzhang and Wu Xiaolu also returned to Wu Xiaolu's residence.It was just dawn, and the few people who arrived home were very tired, and fell asleep as soon as they touched the bed (sofa)...

Several people were awakened by the smell of rice, and Zhang Fafa, who was sleeping in the living room, woke up first. In his dream, he smelled the strong smell of braised pork ribs from the kitchen, and couldn't help but salivate.

Zhang Fafa wiped the corners of his mouth, opened his eyes and looked into the kitchen, "It's... sister-in-law!" He hurriedly got up, put on his slippers and ran to the kitchen.

When Liszt heard the "da da" sound of Zhang Fafa's slippers, he turned around and smiled at Zhang Fafa.

"Sister-in-law... How is Liszt?" My mother, sister-in-law looks so different today.What's the matter with smiling so pretty?

Liszt smiled again and said, "Are you hungry?" He pointed to the rice cooker, "There is rice in the pot, you can eat some first."

Zhang Fafa waved his hand, "No, no, let's wait for everyone to come together. You go ahead, I'll go... go to the bathroom."

After speaking, he pretended to hold his stomach and ran away, and got into Shan Zeng's room when he went out. He pushed Shan Zeng on the bed, and whispered: "Boss, boss, sister-in-law is back."

Shan Zengmo lifted his face and looked at Zhang Fafa in confusion, "What?"

"Sister-in-law is cooking in the kitchen!"

When Shan Zeng heard his first reaction, he wanted to get out of bed, but he stopped when the quilt was lifted halfway. He put the quilt back on and said to Zhang Fa: "I see, you go out first."

"Oh." Zhang Fafa didn't know what Shan Zeng was up to, so he scratched his head and went out.

Bai Zihan and Bai Que didn't have to eat, so Zhang Fafa went to the toilet to wash his hands and returned to the living room to wake up Xiong Qi.

Liszt finished cooking in the kitchen and saw only Zhang Fafa and Xiong Qi in the living room, he asked, "Did Shan Zeng get up?"

Zhang Fafa didn't want to expose the boss, so he said, "Yeah."

Liszt untied the apron, hung it on the chair and went to the bedroom.

Shan Zeng pretended to be asleep when he heard movement outside the door. Liszt came in and saw that Shan Zeng hadn't gotten up, so he sat on the side of the bed, "Shan Zeng, got up."

The corner of Shan Zeng's mouth curved, and he pressed Liszt, who was sitting next to him, onto the bed.

"You pretend to be asleep."

Shan Zhan rubbed against Liszt, "Yeah. I miss you."

The answer was wrong... Liszt: "I won't see you in a day."

Shan Zeng didn't speak, and directly told Liszt how much he missed him when he didn't see him for a day with a deep kiss.

Liszt was panting extraordinarily this time, holding on to Shan Zeng's collar for a long time before he could breathe.

Shan Zeng smiled and wanted to continue, "Gululu..." His stomach rumbled...

Liszt laughed loudly, he patted Shan Zeng lying on his body and said, "You'd better go eat."