Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

Having not seen each other for many years, Shan Ziyu and Bai Zihan had a lot to say, and the matter of Shan Zeng's poor foundation in using talismans was quickly forgotten by the two brothers.

Now that Shan Zeng has confirmed that Bai Zihan is telling the truth, it doesn't matter if the two brothers chat while others are watching.So Shan Zeng walked out of the room and dragged Liszt away by the way.

But just because you don’t gossip, it doesn’t mean that other people are not curious~w believes that the sound of the video is played externally, and a group of people can hear it clearly by sticking to the door.

Bai Zihan and Shan Ziyu didn't know what topic they were talking about, but they both cried.

It's not unusual for Bai Zihan to cry, but even the majestic old grandpa Shan Ziyu cried so much that it made people curious~

So everyone learned a lot of amazing information from their conversation:

It turns out that Bai Zihan is the younger brother of the old grandpa Shan Ziyu, and the uncle of Shan Zeng!

Also, the talisman technique of the Tiger Clan was originally created by Bai Que, and it was passed on to the Tiger Clan by Bai Zihan.

And the most exciting thing everyone heard was the last question from the old grandpa Shan Ziyu. He asked Bai Zihan, "Zihan, how has Bai Que been treating you these years?"

Um?Um?Um?Everyone suddenly smelled adultery!

Bai Zihan knew that there were many people pasted on the door, but he said without hesitation, "He treats me very well, don't worry."

Oh~oh~oh~ there is really adultery~

Shan Ziyu wiped away his tears, and sighed deeply, "Zihan, I knew you were going to save him, but I didn't expect you to block the thunder for him. Once, otherwise you will have a thousand years of cultivation like me now."

Bai Zihan laughed a few times, "Ziyu, you still don't understand me, if he's gone... I won't be able to live either."

Shan Ziyu shook his head and said, "Oh, that's all, let him go about the past, and I won't mention it to you." He continued: "Speaking of which, I haven't seen Bai Que since then. .”

Shan Ziyu tapped his finger on the screen of the phone with a smile and said, "Now my grandson bought this high-tech for me, please ask him to come and meet me too."

Hearing what Shan Ziyu said, Bai Zihan's expression changed instantly. Shan Ziyu saw that something was wrong with Bai Zihan, so he hurriedly asked, "Why, old man Bai isn't around?"

"Alas..." Bai Zihan didn't know how to speak.

"Oh, Zihan, don't hide it from me, tell me quickly."

Faced with Shan Ziyu's constant questioning, Bai Zihan had no choice but to confess that Bai Que was "captured" by the demons.

Shan Ziyu was furious after hearing this, "Brother Yang Changhuan and his brother are going to be lawless!" He was so angry that he pulled out the sword hanging by the bedside and was about to fight the demons to the death.

Bai Zihan hurriedly asked him to calm down, "Bai Que and I have long been prepared, and the Shan Zeng Zhongju Bureau will also assist us, Ziyu, don't worry."

But Shan Ziyu was still worried, "Zihan, if you need anything, you must tell me, the abilities of our Tiger Clan are no longer what they used to be."

Bai Zihan knew that his elder brother really wanted to do something for him, but he also happened to have something to ask for.

Bai Zihan said to Shan Ziyu: "Ziyu, I do have one thing I want to ask you for help."

Shan Ziyu said, "Don't talk so out of character, if you have something to say, tell me quickly."

The plan that Bai Zihan and Bai Que discussed was very simple.Every generation of saintesses in the demon world has its own ruling cycle. The previous generation of saintesses was destroyed by the fairy world in its heyday, and her soul was locked in the demon-suppressing pool of the fairy world.

And the resurrection of the "Saint of the Demon World" requires three things, the body, the magic power and the soul.The body is easy to find, but you can't find a suitable one in the devil world, and you can use human flesh.The demand for magic power is huge, and Bai Que's millennium skill is a good source.

In the end, the soul of the previous saint was left. This was the most difficult step.The souls in the soul-suppressing pool need to be fished out with the soul-filtering ladle of the Immortal Artifact Division.But by such a coincidence, Yang Changhuan, who colluded with the demon world, was the manager of the Immortal Artifact Division, and it became easy to take out the soul filter.

Bai Que passed on the power of seven successes to Bai Zihan, and the demons could not have enough magic power for the time being.On the other hand, if you want to prevent the demon world from obtaining the soul of the saint, you must first inform the staff in the fairy world and let them prevent Yang Changhuan from obtaining the soul filter.

So Bai Zihan and Shan Ziyu said: "Ziyu, I remember that there are many ascended elders in our clan, can you contact them?"

Shan Ziyu said, "How many people can I contact?"

"Are there any elders working in the Immortal Artifact Division?"

Hearing this, Shan Ziyu frowned, "Most of the elders of the same clan work in the Ministry of Military Affairs, and none of them are idle in the Department of Immortal Artifacts."

"That's troublesome." Bai Zihan didn't know what to do for a moment.

"However..." Shan Ziyu said: "There is an elder who works in the 'Approval Department for Descending to Earth'. Can he detain Yang Changhuan and prevent him from descending to Earth?"

Nowadays, the management system of the fairy world is very strict, and it is almost impossible to go down to earth without permission, so it is very feasible for this elder to take action in this way.

Bai Zihan said, "Okay, let's do it this way, thanks to your thought of it."

Shan Ziyu pretended to be displeased, "What did you say, don't worry about it."

He hasn't been involved in any incident for many years. In Bai Zihan's memory, even though he is over 600 years old, he is still under the protection of his elder brother.Now that he is almost a thousand years old, his elder brother still takes care of Bai Zihan like that, he feels a little ashamed when he thinks about it.

Bai Zihan smiled and said to Shan Ziyu: "Speaking of which, I was really ignorant when I was young. Everyone worried a lot about me."

"Zihan, don't bring up the past, just live the present day well," Shan Ziyu said.

"Also..." Bai Zihan replied.

……

Shan Ziyu finally explained a few words, and the two of them turned off the video.As soon as the phone was hung up, the group of people lying on the door dispersed.

Bai Zihan opened the door, and everyone in the living room acted as if nothing had happened, doing what they were doing.

Standing aside, Shan Zeng pulled Liszt together in front of Bai Zihan.

He smiled at Bai Zihan and said, "I was rude before, please don't blame my great-uncle." He looked polite, but there was a trace of inexplicable meaning.

"It's okay, as long as you know your mistakes, just ask me for advice before making a talisman in the future." Bai Zihan was very proud.

Shan Zeng patted Liszt and taught him to say, "It's called Grand Uncle."

Liszt, who didn't react, called Bai Zihan, "Great Uncle."

Ah... so weird, why is it called this!

Bai Zihan was still young mentally, and he couldn't bear the respectful call of Liszt, who seemed to be about the same age as him, "Uh, you...don't call me this, just call me by the same name as before, and Shan Zeng, Don't call me that, just call me Bai Zihan."

Liszt: "Uh uh...okay."

Single increase cannot be denied.

Zhang Fafa and Xiong Qi still had to watch over the three pots of rune water in the room, and they went in shortly after Bai Zihan left the room.

Now that everyone knew about Bai Zihan's background, Bai Zihan simply told Shan Zeng Liszt about some things about himself and Bai Que.

"You heard Ye Qianrong talk about the matter of Bai Que and Yang Changhuan, right? It's about the plague."

Liszt nodded, "Well, I still remember." After speaking, he continued spiritually, "It was Bai Que who kindly rescued the victims, but was killed by that scoundrel Yang Changhuan!"

Seeing Liszt's righteous indignation, Bai Zihan didn't want to continue, "In fact, Ye Qianrong didn't know some details, so I didn't tell you. Bai Que is actually not that... noble..."

"Huh?" Fairy tales are all lies?

"It's like this." Bai Zihan explained: "At that time, Yang Changhuan and Bai Que jointly studied the talisman technique, and they were friends with similar interests. When Bai Que and his tribe reached a thousand years old, the first branch of the original body will A round pot-shaped tree hole grows out, like an incense brazier, which can be used to receive incense from believers. It can accumulate merit for those cypress tree spirits with low cultivation."

"Bai Que's way is high, and the incense cave also has disadvantages. If the wishes of believers are not fulfilled, the incense in the cave will not be clear, and if the incense is not clear, it will not be able to fly. Therefore, Bai Que usually does not use this place."

Bai Zihan went on to say: "At that time, there was a plague in the mortal world, and Yang Changhuan's cultivation was insufficient, so he needed a certain amount of merit to fill the vacancy in order to ascend. This plague is the meaning of the underworld, and it is the destiny of man. With Yang Changhuan alone unable to resist the plague, he let him The believers went to burn incense and pray for Bai Que. After receiving the incense, Bai Que had no choice but to help mankind get rid of the plague. You will know what happened later..."

That is to say, Yang Changhuan did not intervene in the matter of expelling the plague, so he gained a lot of merit in vain.After he flew up, he beat him upside down and reported the matter to the heavenly court, and Bai Que received three thunderbolt punishments.

After listening to Bai Zihan, Liszt was very emotional, "It's really unfair that those who do bad things are rewarded, and those who do good things are punished so much."

Shan Zeng rubbed Liszt's blushing cheeks and said, "There is a saying that goes, 'If a person does good deeds, even though the blessings have not come, the misfortunes are far away.' Maybe the fairy world has already reserved a good place for him."

"But Bai Que doesn't want to ascend now," Bai Zihan said.

"Eh? Why?" Liszt was surprised.

Bai Zihan smiled and said nothing.

"Wait! I got it." Liszt had a smirk on his face, "Bai Zihan~ Is Bai Que reluctant to part with you~"

"Get out." Bai Zihan said so, but his heart was sweet.

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