Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

In order to save trouble, Shan Zeng did not bring many daily necessities. After dinner, he planned to go out to buy something. He just opened the door and was seen by Liszt who came out of the bathroom. Liszt asked him: "Uh... where are you going?"

Shan Zeng was not used to reporting everything to others, but he was not very familiar with Liszt after all, so he had to be polite on the surface, and he replied: "Go to the supermarket."

"Hey, wait for me, I'm going too." That's what Liszt thought. He was "sexually harassed" by the crazy vegetable stall aunt in the morning, and he didn't know how to face her when he went to the vegetable market tomorrow.So Liszt planned to go to the supermarket to buy some food at night, so that he could avoid going to the vegetable market tomorrow.

After selling things in the supermarket, Shan Zeng and Liszt walked home.

On the way back, the atmosphere was a bit awkward, so Liszt wanted to find something to chat with Shan Zeng, so he said: "I see that your household registration information says that you are also from City X, why didn't I see you when I was studying? "

Shan Zeng wondered why Liszt was so interested in his private affairs, and he replied: "Our clan has its own training school, and we don't usually have much contact with other monsters."

"Oh, I went to a human school."

Liszt just filled in Shan Zeng's household registration and knew his prototype, so he said, "You Tiger Clan are all very powerful."

"well enough"

Ma De, still modest.Liszt studied in a human school since he was a child, and had never learned any spells. He was very envious of monsters like Shan Zeng who could practice and learn spells since childhood.

Shan Zeng also doesn't quite understand people from the demon world who put their children in human schools to study. After all, the Tiger Clan uses the strength of mana as the judgment of a demon's strength.

After walking a few steps, Shan Zeng couldn't help asking Liszt, "Don't you know spells?"

"Just a little bit, as long as you can protect yourself." Liszt smiled, "But there is no danger in a harmonious society, so there is nothing to be afraid of."

Shan Zeng didn't speak after hearing this, but after thinking about it, he said to Liszt: "It's not peaceful recently, so we still have to pay attention."

"I know, otherwise you wouldn't have come." Liszt replied.

At this time, the sky gradually began to drizzle.

Liszt ran away with Shan Zeng, "Go, it will rain heavily in a while."

Fortunately, they ran downstairs before the heavy rain. Liszt wiped his shoes on the dry concrete floor, and then followed Shan Zeng upstairs.

"Tap, tap, tap..." The water meter downstairs made a dripping sound.

Liszt squinted in, but couldn't see anything clearly in the darkness.As he walked upstairs, he thought, this property is getting more and more carefree, I don't know whose water meter is leaking, it's just not his own.

Liszt, who took out the key and was about to open the door, was suddenly covered by Shan Zeng and dragged back.

"Uh...uh..." Liszt was also terrified at first, but the gust of wind blowing up from the stairs made Liszt realize that something was wrong, so he followed Shan Zeng back and slowly went up to the next floor of stairs.

After a while the lights in the corridor went out.Looking down from the crack of the handrail of the stairs on the upper floor, a phantom that is different from ordinary goblins came up the stairs with a lantern and stopped outside the door of Liszt's house.

It knocked on the door, waited outside the door for a while, (of course) no one opened the door after waiting for a long time.In the end, I had to squat down by the wall, put the lantern by my feet and wait.

Seeing it like this, Liszt couldn't help whispering to Shan Zeng: "He won't leave like this?"

Shan Zeng quickly booed Liszt.

The two of them watched seriously, completely unaware that there was also a black figure behind them. The black figure slowly approached and put its head next to Liszt.

An old voice sounded: "What are you two looking at?"

"Ah!" Liszt yelled.

Shan Zeng was also terrified, when the lights downstairs came on, they saw that it was the old man upstairs.

The old man was also taken aback by Liszt's sudden scream, his face turned pale, "The old man scared me to death, I'm about to have a heart attack."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Liszt apologized quickly.

Shan Zeng looked downstairs, and saw that the black shadow squatting by the wall had disappeared, leaving a small puddle of water.

The old man clutched his chest, taught Liszt a few words, and went downstairs holding the handrail.

When the two of them returned home, Shan Zeng squatted down beside the stagnant water, dipped a drop of liquid on his index finger and sniffed it close to the tip of his nose.

"What is it?" Liszt asked.

"Water." Shan Zeng gestured for Liszt to open the door, "Go into the room and talk."

As soon as the door was closed, Liszt couldn't wait to ask him, "Tell me quickly."

Shan Zeng replied: "There is a smell of moss in the water. I suspect it is a water ghost."

"Huh?" Liszt felt very strange, "I don't control the household registration of water ghosts, so why come to me?"

"Maybe there are other purposes." Shan Zeng replied, "The water ghost didn't succeed this time, and it will probably come again. You have to pay attention to the fact that the water ghost may possess people. I have to go out early tomorrow, so be careful if you touch it." people."

"Yeah." Liszt agreed, "Eh? Wait, what if he wants to harm me?"

Shan Zeng: "It's okay, the water ghost can't harm anyone after it lands."

The next day, Shan Zeng went out early.

Liszt was very afraid of water ghosts coming to him last night. He didn't sleep well all night. He didn't fall asleep until dawn. The alarm clock at eight o'clock was also turned off, and he didn't get up until ten o'clock.

Liszt, who got up at ten o'clock, had a stomachache and was going downstairs to try his luck to see if there was any early sale.

When we got downstairs, Liszt was lucky, the boss happened to have two steamed buns left and free porridge to drink.Liszt didn't want to pack it either, so he settled these things in two or three bites directly in the store.

Walking out of the breakfast shop, a child called Liszt behind him.

"Uncle Li."

Liszt turned around and saw that it was the son of Sister Wang who lived nearby and once taught him math problems.

The child was very strange, with a lot of wetness on his body, and he seemed to be drenched in water, but what was even more strange was that the weather was not hot because he was holding a parasol.The sun near noon was indeed a little dazzling, and the white light shone on the umbrella surface, supporting the child's complexion was very dark.

"Is there a problem?"

The child under the umbrella smiled strangely and said, "Uncle, can I go to your house for a play session? Ask you a few math problems." He clutched the book in his hand.

Liszt felt that Xiao Wang was surprisingly weird today. The book was already soaked in water, even dripping from the corners. Can this kind of book still be used?

Liszt, who didn't think too much, agreed.

The child smiled happily, and followed Liszt back. Liszt couldn't help asking curiously, "Why are you covered in water?"

"I just went swimming in the river and forgot to bring a change of clothes." The child's voice sounded a little different today, sweet and comfortable.

"Oh." Liszt didn't think about why there were still people going swimming early in the morning, and he also forgot that today is Tuesday, the day of class.

When we went downstairs and entered the door, the child put away the umbrella and put it in the corner.

"What kind of umbrella are you holding, are you hot?" Liszt asked.

"Well, it will get dark quickly after swimming in the sun." The child replied.

"Oh." Why is this kid so motherly in his gestures today?

The child went upstairs first, holding on to the handrail, leaving a little water stain.

When he went upstairs to the door, Liszt took out the key to open the door, and found that his hands were wet, and when he smelled it on the tip of his nose, there was a smell of moss.

Now he finally came to his senses, could this child be... Liszt turned to look at the child in horror.

The child's big round eyes have dilated pupils, like the eyes of an aunt who was at the vegetable stall that day.The child's dark eyes looked at Liszt innocently: "Uncle Li, why don't you open the door?"

Liszt suddenly became short of breath, his face turned blue, and his hands were shaking.

The child stepped forward and snatched the key from Liszt's hand, "Uncle can't open it, let me open it."

The hand touched by the child felt cold, Liszt finally remembered that he was a monster, and tried to knock the child unconscious with one-handed luck.Before he could lift his hand, the child turned his head and stretched out his hand to hold Liszt's wrist. Cold water ran down his arm, and goose bumps appeared on his arm.

"Uncle, you want to hit me." The child complained with tears in his eyes, his pupils dilated.

Liszt struggled to escape, but the child's hands were surprisingly strong.Unable to move his feet, unable to speak, Liszt broke out in a cold sweat all of a sudden.

"Uncle, what's the matter with you, let's go in." The child's face was completely pale at this time, and the transparent skin was covered with blue blood vessels, just like a drowned ghost!

Liszt didn't care about it now, and yelled out with an "ah".The child was frightened, and he let go of his hand slightly, Liszt broke free with all his strength, and ran downstairs desperately!

The body that was rushing down happened to fall into the arms of the person who was going up the stairs. Liszt looked up reflexively, and he was completely relieved. It turned out that Shan Zeng had returned. Liszt seemed to be grabbing a life-saving straw, Grab Shan Zeng's collar and hide in his arms.

"Damn it, save me."

When the child saw Shan Zeng came back, not only was he not afraid, but his joy was beyond words.

"You're back!" the child spoke with Shan Zeng again in a sweet tone.

Shan Zeng didn't know him, but the smell of moss in the first corridor had already revealed his identity.

Seeing that the water ghost was already on the body, Shan Zeng immediately used magic to attack the child.

"No! I am..." The rune appeared, and then a black lightning bolt hit the child's chest.

"Ah—" The child fell to the ground in response, a stream of water flowed out of his body, and quickly flowed away through the cracks in the stairs.

Liszt hurried upstairs to check, and found that the child was unconscious. Although his face was not rosy, it was no longer blue.

"Fuck, why are you so ruthless!" Liszt angrily scolded Shan Zeng, and checked Xiao Wang's body, "Fortunately, he didn't hurt the child."

Shan Zeng frowned and said, "I didn't make a move at all."

Liszt picked up the child, "What?"

Shan Zeng picked up the key that fell on the ground and opened the door, "Let's go in and talk."

Liszt put the child on the sofa and covered him with a blanket.

Liszt asked Shan Zeng: "What's going on?"

Shan Zeng replied: "It's the curse of the demons."

Liszt was shocked, "Demon Race?!"

"Did you see the rune that just appeared?"

"Before he passed out?" Liszt also saw it.

"Well, it's the Demon Clan Suppressing Words Curse. The recipient of the curse, whether it's ghosts, monsters, or humans, is not allowed to reveal a word of the specified content of the spell through mouth or pen. If you reveal a little bit, you will be punished by lightning."

Liszt understood, "It means that this water ghost wants to tell you something, but the content is something that the person who cast the curse didn't want him to say?"

Shan Zeng: "Well, let's recall, did he have any abnormal behavior just now?"

"His pupils are dilated, especially like the aunt I met yesterday when I was grocery shopping."

"What auntie? Let's hear it."

Liszt told Shan Zeng what happened in the vegetable market yesterday.

The author has something to say:

Thank you for the cute comment and the nutrient solution. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw it. I’m so happy. Thank you Fachang.

I forgot to count the number of words when I updated in the early morning. I just made up about 100 words. I’m sorry to see the cute fake update o(TωT)o